With the social network and mobile Internet entering people's daily work and life, more and more people are used to posting in the circle of friends to record their daily life, writing and thinking. What kind of talk can make people shine? The following is my carefully organized summer vacation. Let's talk about funny personality. Welcome to read the collection.

Have a funny personality in summer. Say 1 1, thick thighs, black stockings. This summer is really bad.

My present life can't satisfy me, so I want to break through.

I call 10086 when I am in a bad mood, because he never scolds me.

4, myopia has a great advantage, that is, he can look at you very close to you.

5, although famous flowers are taken, they must always be loosened.

6. Friend, I'm busy now. Please call 10086 if you need anything.

Money is no problem to me at all. The problem is that I have no money at all.

8. The joke is getting lower and lower, because life is getting harder and harder.

9, the steps are beaten, easy to pull eggs.

10, my attitude has always been my decision.

1 1, pretending to be a city dweller, now the earth is called a village.

12, don't take attracting the opposite sex as so-called love.

13, it was your mouth that made you mean, so I slapped you.

14, watching her cry, my heart is bleeding, you know?

15, love, what the hell, are you kidding? This is ridiculous.

16, I am over three years old, of course I am familiar with it.

17, life is like turning over a book, and when you turn it over, it's gone.

18, don't say that I have changed, thanks to you.

19, my world will be more wonderful without you, so get out of here.

20. I can love vigorously or do it neatly. Everything depends on you.

2 1, don't pretend to say wish me happiness, you are not qualified to say that.

22. You always appear in my nightmares and never give me any beauty.

23. I'm full of vinegar and say I'm not jealous.

Sleeping late is not my specialty. My specialty is sleeping during the day.

25. My complete personality explains my present figure.

I'm not lazy, I just like doing nothing.

27. To be a fairy like me, there must be fire and smoke.

28. If the road is rough, I will yell and leave after yelling.

29. Don't play cool with me, you have to give in if you quarrel.

30. Don't be a white horse and a dark horse, so you should be a zebra.

3 1, stop bragging, you don't know you can brag.

32. My goal: Look at the money and the thickness.

33. Every summer when I get a tan, I always say "Nothing, winter will be fine".

34. I just wanted to turn gracefully, but I accidentally hit the wall.

Every time I smoke, I feel like I'm flying in the fog. It feels good.

When you do nothing, think about how you feel now.

37, a person even his own heart is false, do you think he can still be true?

38, provoke me Logger Vick, beat you up.

39. You are not my makeup contact lens. Why should I take you seriously?

I believe that nothing is difficult as long as I work hard, but I am lazy.

4 1, who do you think you are? People have to look at you when you go out.

If you don't marry me, tell your children to be careful after school.

43. Eating watermelon is the minimum respect for summer.

44. What is yours is mine, and what is mine is mine.

45. There are not too many heartless people in the world, only too many boring people.

46. Keep your eyes open and see how I can move towards glory.

47. I'm just used to having you, not without you.

48. Let's get to the point. Don't challenge my limits with your ignorance.

49. The breeze refuses to come, and the scorching sun refuses to dusk.

50. Why pretend to be pure when it's all water? Why pretend to be a sheep when it's all wolves?

Let's talk about 2 1 in summer. In this weather, there is only a pinch of cumin between me and the barbecue, and there is only a garlic between me and scallops!

2, this heat can't stop!

3. Inviting you out to dinner in this weather must be the difference between life and death, and it must be a lifelong event!

In this weather, all the people who come out to play are anti-Japanese heroes.

5, mosquitoes don't bite, only cold water pipes.

Let's stay at home. We can fry eggs on the sidewalk.

7. It's so hot that it's more comfortable to see you than to dig a watermelon and eat it with a ticket!

8, the weather is hot like a joke, and the days are like nonsense!

9. Hot weather is annoying, and sudden heavy rain is always annoying. When you look in the mirror, you will be annoyed.

10, the weather is as hot as a steamer, and people are turning into steamed buns.

1 1. Special note: Hou Yi can't come out to shoot the sun on time because he has to go home to hold the baby. Please get ready for the summer vacation.

12, braise in soy sauce in bed, teppanyaki with mat, steam after getting out of bed, go out for barbecue, cook in the pool, pan-fry on the way back, and go home!

13, the porcelain touching industry is most affected by high temperature, and it has entered a comprehensive shutdown!

14, the sunshine in midsummer is really like dipping in Chili water, and there is no shady place on the empty street.

15, July weather, the sun is toxic, making people sweat.

16, July, the blue sky, hanging like a fireball of the sun, clouds seem to be melted by the sun, but also disappeared without a trace.

17, I'd rather cry in an air-conditioned room than laugh under an electric fan!

18, you said, don't dress so conservatively in such a hot day!

19, I met strangers on the road, smiled at each other and became acquaintances!

20. God, you should let everyone know that this summer was contracted by the Flame Mountain!

Tell me about a funny character in summer. 3 1. Autumn is the most annoying time when the sun is shining but the wind is cold, because it is hot and sweaty with the window closed and freezing to death with the window open.

2, a sound of autumn leaves, a little banana and a little sorrow, dreaming of the third night.

3. Walking into autumn, staring at the clear water, mountains, clouds and trees will overlap your figure.

It's early autumn again, isn't it hot? The slight autumn wind makes people feel a touch of sadness.

5. Autumn comes to the world quietly with a golden and light step.

6. Walking into the field is like being in a golden ocean. Under the sunlight, it sparkles, and heaven and earth are integrated, and it is golden everywhere.

7. The autumn wind is cool, blowing flowers and trees, as if a warm mother was gently humming a lullaby to send her children into a sweet dream.

8, golden leaves, like a beautiful butterfly flying in the air.

9. A leaf fell at my feet and sadly completed my wandering journey with an unfinished yellow face and a prone posture.

10, autumn grass has feelings and wants to die; Yellow flowers are unintentional, attracting Nanshan to overlook. Buildings intersect and smoke billows, which is the endless poetry of autumn.

1 1. In the dream, passers-by laugh at the cloister, and hide in autumn, and there are short and long people.

12, I planted a bunch of boyfriends in spring, and now it's autumn. Alas, nothing happened.

13, during the journey, it is a curse to be afraid of loneliness at first. Ordinary life ignores Tomb-Sweeping Day.

14. See you in summer. Think of a song. Don't come in autumn. Please let me fall into the cave of time and space.

15, I only go to Yuan Ye for a walk at dusk, facing the sunset and carrying a small basket.

16, the beauty of autumn is mature. It is not so shy in spring, so open in summer and so introverted in winter.

17, you said that love would be colder in summer, and I said that we would become too cold in autumn.

18, the autumn rain falls, leaving a heart injury to flowers; The smell of tears drifted in the rain, and the fate of being down and out was stained with unhappiness.

Autumn, 19, is a quiet and beautiful poem. The clear water reflects the clear sky, and the clear night draws the bright moon, which is graceful and graceful. It turns a heart into a paper style, making mottled marks tell the story of autumn water.

20. Fallen leaves come to the root, just like I left you, but I still look at you from a distance, your joys and sorrows.

Have a funny personality in summer. Let's start with 4 1. Come on, play late.

2, today's limit, I am all sugar to ice.

3, to be fat together, to be thin, I will be thin first.

I doubt whether you like me, but I have no proof.

5. Forever, forever is forever beyond our reach.

6, sleep, sleep, give you the starry sky, give me panic.

7. You should be wronged and give it to me.

8. It's beautiful today, please check it.

9. My three views are not correct, and they are all biased towards you.

10, tiger is neither arrogant nor impetuous, you can be my boyfriend.

1 1, I like you, from the left shoulder, close to the heart.

12, handsome fart, obviously I used the filter well.

13, I hope you will be a small partner in the future.

14, I am short, maybe I just want you to cover up your mistakes.

15, as long as you need me, I will always be with you.

All's well that ends well for the rich, and the poor witness it.

17, the garden couldn't be closed in spring, so I lured an apricot out of the wall.

18, do you want to sleep with me so much?

19, it doesn't matter if your head is empty. The key is not to get into the water.

20. Come out to see the stars? You can come out without looking at the stars.

2 1. Same city. Why haven't you seen me for a long time?

22. The night in MUBI may not be long, but I want to eat a lot.

23. May you be happy and as sweet as sugar.

I want to walk in the wind and be your hero.

25. I went to the moon and came back to bring you rabbits.

26, no talent, give everyone a street dance.

27, don't be infatuated with your sister, your sister is afraid of crime!

28. There is a sharp wind in the wide sky, and the ape is sobbing. Fatty, say goodbye to me.

29. Once tempted, it hurts.

The more people I know, the more I like animals.

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