Classic quotations from Wulin legends
1, person in charge of criminal arrest: Renee?
Wife of shop-owner: They are all dead.
Criminals: All dead? When did you die? How did you die? Where is the crime scene? Do you have any witnesses, physical evidence or temporary residence permits?
2. proprietress: oh, my god ~ are these all divine dishes? Spicy fish scales, rock sugar fat sausage, fermented radish skin, braised boat-fruited Sterculia, crispy fried cucumber, steamed yellow croaker, charcoal roasted female pig's trotters?
3. Chicken king strives for hegemony, and all sponsors' chickens directly enter the finals.
4, big mouth: they laughed at me for reading less!
Xiao Bai: This is nonsense. You have never read a book!
5. Dig the tunnel and play the erhu, and start to play it sadly.
Xiao Bai: I don't know. I thought we were digging graves here. ...
6, chicken king hegemony opening remarks:
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to Tongfu Inn to participate in the first Chicken King Competition.
The vast sky gave birth to our history and civilization.
Time flies, let's be diligent and kind.
Under this clear sky, we chant and sing,
In this vast land, we fly freely!
7. Boss: God, Qian Furen is trying to be a bird for the rest of her life.
8. The proprietress of a red chamber came to sow discord, ate the rice cooked by Xiaoguo and said, "This is exactly the same as what my mother cooked for me!"
Child shopkeeper: "hey, your childhood was not very happy!" " ! "
9. Bai Zhantang: Tigers are not arrogant. Do you think I'm Hello Kitty?
10, Guo Furong: The world is so wonderful, but I am so violent! This is not good, not good.
Lv Xiucai: Confucius said that Shakespeare said that as long as there is life, there is hope. The shepherd would rather lose the wool than the sheep. "
12, Guo Furong: No matter how much you suffer, consider yourself as 250. No matter how tired you are, consider yourself a double-skinned face ... and your encouragement ~ ~ ~
13, Xing Putou: I tell you, rumors must be based! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Guo Furong: Can you say this is a rumor?
14, Bai Zhantang: Standing in heaven and watching hell, life is like a sitcom. Standing in hell to see heaven, who is working hard for whose busyness.
15, Tong Xiangyu: Don't take arrest as a cadre!
Lv Xiucai: Xiao Guo, how have you been recently? Say if you have difficulties, and say if you don't have difficulties ~!
17, Lv Xiucai: You adults don't remember villains, the prime minister can punt in his stomach, the moon sets in first frost, and both husband and wife go home ~ ~ ~
Mo Xiaobei: I'm in charge!
Tong Xiangyu: Not even a window!
Mo Xiaobei:. . . You have sores!
19, Tong Xiangyu: as fast as lightning ~ ~
20. (Everyone dresses up as a ghost night judge.)
Bai Zhantang: Fry the child in a frying pan!
Lord Bao: Just fry! But you must remember to turn it over for me!
2 1, Xiao Guo: Want to be Prince Charming? Go to Korea, the whole Rong county!
22. Boss Tong: You are all gone. What should a person do?
Bai Zhantang: Then get a dog.
Manager Tong: I don't like Google.
Bai Zhantang: Then you can have a website such as Sohu, Baidu, Yahoo or whatever.
23. Furong: Do you choose someone who likes you or someone you like?
Wife of shop-owner: Tired of it?
Furong: You must choose what you like!
Wife of shop-owner (sorry): Are you bored?
Furong: Because nobody likes you!
24, (Li Dazui mother-child dialogue)
Li Dazui's mother: I eat more salt than you eat!
Li Dazui: That's your heavy mouth!
Li Dazui's mother: I have crossed more bridges than you have!
Li Dazui: That's because I'm too lazy to move!
25. Tong Xiangyu: A woman's happiness is to marry a man and serve him all her life.
Guo Furong: Why didn't he wait on me all his life?
Tong Xiangyu: You know why you can't get married.
26. Shopkeeper: What is your goal?
Guo Furong: Be an incomparable woman.
Shopkeeper: Why do you mention it so far? Say it closer.
Guo Furong: A raise.
Shopkeeper: This one is farther than the previous one.