In the era of continuous progress, there are more and more occasions where lines need to be used. Lines are not only expected to portray the characters' personalities, but also express the thoughts and sentiments of the people in the play. Do you know what a good line is? The following are the lines of the cross talk "Old Songs, New Songs" that I compiled. You are welcome to read it. I hope you all like it.

Lines from the cross talk "Old Songs, New Songs"

Guo: Dear audience friends, Happy New Year! Oh, brother Gong, don't worry, Niu Qun lets him do his thing, I will celebrate the New Year with you!

Feng: Really? These are close buddies.

Guo: Of course we are brothers. The two of us are like twins when we go to this station.

Feng: Who wants to say there is any difference? The eyes are so different!

Guo: The pursuit is the same.

Feng: Whatever he does, I will do.

Guo: I’m going to make a movie.

Feng: I am engaged in production.

Guo: I want to play a hero.

Feng: I will act as a model.

Guo: I want to play a gangster.

Feng: I will play the bastard.

Guo: I want to do a small business.

Feng: I will spread it out on the ground.

Guo: I want to get a green onion.

Feng: I’m just going to give you two thumbs up.

Guo: I want to steal four potatoes.

Feng: I will give you six eggs.

Guo: I’m going to the detention center

Feng: I’m going in... I’ll send you a lunch box every day.

Guo: Why don't you go in?

Feng: I am an insider of the Public Security Bureau.

Guo: The misfortune is in your hands!

Feng: In the new millennium, we have to do something serious, right?

Guo: That’s right, Brother Gong, aren’t I thinking about this? CCTV has many new columns.

Feng: Yes.

Guo: This is an opportunity for us, I have to help them.

Feng: Yes, yes.

Guo: You said I would help that column first.

Feng: Help that column. If that column is weak, just help that column.

Guo: That’s right! Let me start with the focus interview. This focus interview... .

Feng: No, no, no, duh... This column is not weak!

Guo: Not weak!

Feng: Not weak, not weak. Not weak

Guo: Sitting there alone, frowning and chattering endlessly, how monotonous it is

Feng: What do you want to do?

Guo: You want Shui Junyi and Fang Hongjin to sing Tianjin Allegro during the focus interviews.

Feng: Huh?

Guo: There are so many bamboo boards. I won’t praise anything else. I will praise the traditional delicacy, the dog ignores the steamed buns. This dog ignores the steamed buns. , what’s so good about it is that it is thin-skinned and stuffed with eighteen pleats, just like a flower.

Feng: This describes steamed buns. You can’t use it indiscriminately. Say that girl is as beautiful as a flower, but you must not say that girl looks like a bun.

Guo: Yes.

Feng: You say that girl is beautiful like a flower, but you must not say that girl looks like a bun.

Guo: How about it! Just use this format to put new content, and the focus interview will become popular immediately. By then...

Feng: No, no, no, that’s it. when. How about we welcome him to give us a focus interview in this format today?

Guo: Are you using Tianjin Allegro to broadcast focus interviews? I can’t come.

Feng: Why can’t you come?

Guo: I didn’t bring a board.

Feng: I’m taking it with me.

Guo: I’m taking him with me...

Guo: Why are you taking him with you? You don’t know how to fight, people have to make flowers out of their things, you’re like decorating Yes, who listens?

Guo: Dahua...Okay, the old society has to make ends meet.

Feng: I didn’t catch up, stop talking nonsense - focus interview!

Guo: Now that we have started, there is also a band? There are so many bamboo boards, I won’t praise anything else. , we have something to say in today’s focus interview, we have to say something, we have to say something, hey...

Feng, Guo: Let’s say something!

Feng: Are you poor or not?

Guo: Hey, let’s talk about China’s entry into the country to develop an economically prosperous and powerful country!

Feng: Okay!

Guo: WTO, the organization is quite big. It has thin skin and big stuffing with eighteen pleats. It can’t be a steamed bun!

Feng: Isn’t this nonsense!

Guo: China and the United States The negotiation was extremely difficult, but we finally won it after hard work!

Feng: Yes!

Guo: The US representative, she is a woman, and she has just signed the agreement. She added another condition: At the banquet tonight, I don’t want to eat anything else. I can eat three of them in one bite.

Feng: Ouch... (laughing)

Guo: Don't look at this female representative. She is usually dignified and chic, but when she sees the buns being served, she grabs them with her hands, and her mouth It’s straight forward, not bad, not bad, tastes great, in our American dialect it’s called “Verygood”!

Guo: Bar, bar, bar, bar, bar!

Feng: Ouch... (laughing)

Guo: This interview is reported by me. My name is Shui Junyi. I am just like a flower. You must not They say that I, Xiao Shui, look like a bun.

Feng: Ah, my name is Guo Donglin. I don’t look like a flower, but I have a fat head and big ears without pleats. I do look like a steamed bun!

Guo: Who looks like a steamed bun?

Feng: Our focus interview is about a steamed bun shop, right? Can we change it like this!?

Guo: We can’t change it like this.

Feng: Absolutely not!

Guo: I won’t change focus interviews. I will change it to sports programs. It’s perfect for sports programs to sing Tianjin Allegro.

Feng: Really?

Guo: The bamboo boards are so good, I won’t praise anything else...

Feng: Let me praise A. The league is like a dog paying no attention to buns.

Guo: OK!

Feng: It’s all Tianjin Allegro!

Guo: How can this be possible? Sports programs must have higher pursuits, how can it be possible? How about singing Tianjin Allegro?

Feng: No.

Guo: You have to sing Jingdong drums in sports programs. Jingdong Dagu As far as I know, I am the only one in the country who can sing: The fiery red sun has just risen from the mountains, and half of the sky is covered with morning glow...

Feng, Guo: Two people were walking by on the highway...

Feng: An old man and a young man!

Guo: Old man Zhang is over 50 years old this year.

Feng: Her daughter is named Zhang Guilan.

Guo: Old man Zhang sent his daughter to school, ahhhhhhhh, ahhhh!

Feng: Carry the luggage for his daughter, high and low, high and high, high and low, Ang!

Guo/Feng: Guilan wants to pick up the pole and let his father take a break to smoke a cigarette.

Don't look at this shoulder pole. It is narrow at both ends but not wide at all. It is not bent even if it is not being loaded. If it is loaded, it is trembling at both ends but it is not bent at all. No matter how heavy the weight is, it will not weigh on your shoulders!

Guo: I’ll choke you to death. Just use this format to broadcast new content. By then, sports programs will become popular!

Feng: Really!

Guo: By then...

Feng: Not then, just now. We continue to welcome him to use JD drums to broadcast a women’s football match to us.

Guo: I’m singing the women’s football match here with Jingdong drums, but I can’t come.

Feng: Why can't you come?

Guo: I didn't bring my sanxian.

Feng: I’ll take it with me. Secretary Wang will bring the Sanxian.

Guo: There is also a secretary who plays the string instrument.

Feng: Nonsense, there is also an associate professor taking a bath.

Guo: OK! I said this thing won’t be ready for two or three years.

Guo: Is that okay? He played cotton when he was a child. What to sing?

Feng: Women’s football.

Guo: The fiery red sun has just risen, and half of the sky is walking on the court. There are only two players in the Chinese team...

Feng: How many?

Guo: Eleven, one old man, that is the coach.

Feng: Introducing the team members!

Guo: Sun Wen is in her fifties this year.

Feng: How old are you?

Guo: Fifteen or fifteen, twenty-five or six.

Feng: Maybe.

Guo: followed by her daughter...

Feng: Who?

Guo: No, the female players are all beauties. Captain Sun Wen is not an easy person. She carries the burden and passes the ball.

Feng: Huh?

Guo: Look at this ball. It has a thin skin and 18 pleats. It’s a dog. Ignore the steamed stuffed buns that are not so round. Liu Ailing, take the pole and let Sun Wen take a break to smoke a cigarette. Didn't Sun Wen say, I'm going to shoot the door with my kick. After shooting the door, let's smoke again. Sun Wen's foot is extremely powerful. It is narrow at both ends but not as wide as it is. It does not bump even if the ball is not placed on it. When the ball is separated, it is trembling at both ends and does not miss the target even from tricky angles. Na. Ouch, my God! Sun Wen suddenly shot the door...

Feng: OK!

Guo: Hey hey, hey hey, hey hey hey, hey hey hey. Hey hey.

Feng: Did the ball go in?

Guo: Wait a moment, I just saw that ball...

Feng: How is it?

Guo: It's running towards that door...

Feng: No, let me ask you if you got in?

Guo: Hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey. Do you want this football to go in? Let’s talk about it next time during the broadcast, An An An An An An An An An An, An!

Guo: How about this? What kind of actions will fans and friends across the country take after such a broadcast? !

Feng: Anyway, you are bound to be beaten, and you will not be able to take care of yourself. Is there such a way to change it? I don’t object to you changing the column, but you have to change it according to certain rules. You can’t be reckless. Change it, huh?

Guo: Brother Gong, and the audience friends sitting here, I promise you that I will never change the sports program again.

Feng: That’s right.

Guo: I'll change the weather forecast...

Feng: Here we go again.

Guo: If you have a weather forecast, you can’t sing Jingdong drums.

Feng: It has to be Tianjin Allegro.

Guo: That’s right.

Feng: There are so many bamboo boards, and the snow flakes are as big as flowers. I looked carefully and saw Goubuli steamed buns falling from the sky.

Guo: What a mess.

Feng: Isn’t this your idea?

Guo: My idea is to use pop songs to sing the weather forecast, so that it will have the feel of the new millennium.

Feng: Really? Then let’s continue to welcome you.

Guo: Are you here? Singing the weather forecast in pop songs. I can’t come. I didn’t bring you...

Feng: Didn’t you bring anything?

Guo: Let me see. When he came out, he was the worst in the audience. You bring whatever I know, and you bring what I know, guitar! - Did you bring it?

Feng: I really didn’t bring it.

Guo: In our lingo, it’s called guitar!

Feng: I take a shower with my shoes on.

Guo: Then Secretary Shi brought me the guitar.

Feng: He also has a secretary with him. Wow, wow, it’s a female secretary.

Guo: Nonsense, who can take care of the man? Okay, just play and sing by yourself.

Feng: Let me try: I can't live without you in my dreams, even if the night never comes again, and I can't live without you in my heart, even if my heart is broken.

Guo: Okay, this level is at our doorstep, and you can listen to seven sections for one penny.

Feng: Are you poor? Let’s start now - weather forecast

Guo: One, two, three, four, have you ever heard of the new century in the future? , the future is very magnificent as we stride for two thousand years, the wind and rain are smooth and the people are happy, the country is rich and the people are strong, China has good weather, oh oh oh oh oh oh...

Feng : Hey, doesn’t the wind not blow in foreign countries?

Guo: What did you say?

Feng: The wind doesn’t blow in foreign countries?

Guo: It does.

Feng: What level?

Guo: One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.

Feng: Ouch... (laughing)

Guo: Such a dozen bamboo boards, let’s not praise anything else, but praise the traditional delicacy Goubuli steamed buns, everyone will They say I am as beautiful as a flower in Donglin, but in fact I think Feng Gong is the Goubuli Baozi.

Feng: Did I provoke you?