One day, a mung bean jumped 20 stories high, and as a result ... she became a red bean ... because he was bleeding. ......

Later, the red bean went home to wash away the blood. After taking a shower, she was soaked to the skin, so she went outside to bask in the sun ... and fell asleep ~ ~ and woke up to find herself a "black bean". .....

Two days later, the black beans began to peel because of sunburn, and after peeling, they turned back into mung beans. Neighbors were amazed and thought it was a thunderbolt, so they respectfully called the mung bean thunderbolt. The peeled mung bean was displayed in the museum and named as bean skin.

In other words, one day, a red bean came to Li Po bean (mung bean) to talk about the general trend of the world (historically called "peas see the world"), and the two beans had a good talk. They all think that the world is a fragmented bean, which needs to be led by beans ... So, after returning home, red beans began to collect red beans from all over the world, and finally established the red bean country in southwest China, the mung bean country in northwest China by Li Po beans, and the red beans were established.

About the time when the red berries came in spring,

ㄨㄨㄨㄨㄨ,

ㄨㄨㄨㄨㄨ,

ㄨㄨㄨㄨㄨ。

It was a long time ago, and it is impossible to take the exam in the future. .....

Since the establishment of the Red Bean Kingdom, Dou Di has been addicted to the harem every day. Beauty often peeks at the princess taking a bath, resulting in corns in her eyes, called corns of beans.

In the mung bean country, Thunderbolt heard that Didou loved women and ignored politics, so he invited four generals (so-called mung beans) to prepare for the southern expedition to the red bean country. The armies of the two countries confronted each other by the stream, causing countless deaths and injuries to beans. The process of decomposing a corpse is called tofu. The bodies of these soldiers were exposed to the sun and turned into dried beans. Later generations called these soldiers who died by the stream "Daxi dried beans". ...

Speaking of red beans and mung beans, after the civil war, because Huangdou abandoned politics for too long, the war situation was defeated again and again, so he decided to marry Princess Hongdou to the country of mung beans for peace. Leidou, the king of mung bean country, was famous for his beauty, so he agreed to a truce and took Princess Red Bean as his concubine (commonly known as natto). The civil war is finally over. Since she had natto, she loved it very much, and she was lucky to take it with her every day. Two years later, Princess Natto gave birth to a son.

Purple thunderbolt likes animals very much since he was a child, so when he was five years old, he gave him his bicycle as a gift.

This horse is a dragon in the south of China. It is called Doudoulong.

There was a historian named Soybean in the State of Jin. Soybean likes to enjoy flowers very much, so it is named tofu flower. Tofu flower specializes in compiling history in North Korea. His writing is light, his works are widely called light history, and he often hears the sound of ㄘㄨㄚˋ when turning pages, so he is collectively called "ㄘㄨˋ ~ light history. ...

Speaking of this soybean, he not only has research on history, but also loves wine very much, almost to the point where he is addicted to alcohol. One night, Soybean was drunk and walked while drinking. He came to the stable and saw Doudoulong. As a result, I drank too much, just like Doudoulong.

Three months later, Doudoulong gave birth to a son, bean-shaped and long-haired. Purple thunderbolt thought it was a child given by the gods, so he specially named it: edamame ~ ~ edamame didn't like drinking milk when it was born. Seeing that edamame was getting thinner and thinner, Zili was worried and hired people from all over the world to do it. Later, some beans invented the formula of milk and honey, and the edamame was perfect. Violet thunderbolt named this formula

Words: Dou Di, who was almost destroyed last time, was depressed because of defeat. Every night, he drinks alone and looks at the moon with a sigh. ...

Alas ... when the servants saw it, they all thought that Dou Di was sighing because he didn't like the moon. In this way, word of mouth, this matter has been handed down. Someone even wrote a song called ~ ~ "Bean ~ ~ because of the moon.

One day, Satan felt that there was no business recently and wanted to make a stir. Satan asked around and learned that Didou had always wanted to explore the northern mung bean country, so he sent a demon to help Didou. The demon queen came to mung bean country and was immediately reused. Didou named him Magic Bean and ordered him to lead an army to explore the mung bean country in the north. Purple thunderbolt was very angry when he heard the news. He immediately sent green beans (hey ~ long time no see) to send troops to fight, and the two armies confronted each other again. Seeing that mung bean was brave, Magic Bean felt it necessary to use a unique skill, so he muttered to himself, summoned a monster from Brazil by magic, swallowed the mung bean in an instant, and the mung bean army fled crying, and later called the monster ~ ~ Croton Demon. .....

With the help of Croton Demon, the Red Bean Army gained great morale and was invincible. Violet was very nervous after learning the situation, and immediately held a military meeting to discuss countermeasures. At this time, St. Croton's excrement, which has been coming here to preach in the holy name, was arched out. As a general, the helpless St. Croton's excrement had to bite the bullet and go out. The two armies of Red Mung Bean fought again, and the situation remained deadlocked. In order to make a quick decision, Magic Bean called again.

Shengdu Shixing shit was shocked to see croton demon eating mung beans in the back line and exclaimed, "Wow croton demon". After a while, St. Dou Shi calmed down a little. Not to be outdone, he invited the messenger of justice ~ ~ Gadullah and Gadullah to appear, and immediately used the stunts of the Cambrian era to freeze air waves in one thousand, cut the Croton demon into strips of popsicles, and all the Red Bean Army froze. Later, they called the frozen red bean army: bean stiff, that's all.

Some popsicles froze to death. .....

Since the croton demon was killed, the Red Bean Army did not dare to act rashly and retreated to the south bank of Daxi. The first time I tasted the magic bean, I suggested to Didou to build a wall along the south of Daxi to prevent the mung bean army from invading. Didou thinks it makes sense, but because of the long-term war, the state treasury is empty and it is really unable to pay huge expenses. At this time, a local rich man in Chidou heard about Didou's difficulties, and he volunteered to help Didou build the country.

Potato kernel didn't like studying when he was a child, and he secretly climbed over the wall to play every time he went to school. Once a silkworm baby dealer came outside the school, and Potato Kernel bought two silkworm babies to keep at home. Unexpectedly, the more he raises, the more he learns. Finally, Potato Kernel made a fortune by selling silk. When he grew up, Potato Kernel wrote a book about his sericulture experience, which was passed down from generation to generation and became a family heirloom, called ~ ~

One summer ~ ~ the weather was really hot, and people from Red Bean Country and Mung Bean Country went to Daxi to soak in water ~ ~ But the sun was getting bigger and bigger, and the weather was getting hotter and hotter, even the water in Daxi was boiled, so people from Red Bean Country and Mung Bean Country were cooked, and the red bean and mung bean soup ~ ~ became red bean and mung bean soup ~

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