Super funny brain teasers, super laughable graduation jokes, funny jokes pitcher collection:

1. A number of years ago lz college graduation, dormitory of six brothers to eat a farewell dinner, during the seat of a variety of sadness all kinds of parting, a goods do not win the wine, a second before the martyrdom of the heroes, pulling the lz's hand to say lz so far unforgettable words: Boss, braised meat up when you wake up shouting to me!

2. Accompanying his girlfriend to her home for the first time ...... After arriving at her home and warmly entertaining me, her father asked: "What kind of work does the young man do?" I:? "Uncle, Lanlan and I are coworkers." Girlfriend: "Dad, he is the vice president of our company!" Her dad: "How did you get here today?" Me: "I took a taxi." Girlfriend: "Dad, his car is in the 4S store for maintenance, he didn't drive over today." Her father was very satisfied with me. When I got back, I said to my girlfriend, "I'm just an ordinary employee, I don't have a car...how can you cheat them like that? ..." Girlfriend: "My father is snobbish, not that my father would have blown you away, you quickly get pregnant! I'll take care of the problems later.

3. laughable embarrassing things, elementary school sixth grade calligraphy class I do not know which with red paper wrote a six animal prosperity stick classroom door, class language teacher look at the door away, after a while to come. Then said: saw the words originally I did not want to come in, but then thought that the pig always have to be fed, so I came in!

4. Elementary school teachers taught a most useful experience. The best time to ask your dad for money is in the morning, when you've just woken up and you're not in a good mood. The best time to ask for money is at night after dinner, ten times to ask for money nine times into. The love for the teacher is suddenly as strong as the water in the river~

5. I bought two white coconuts for my 5-year-old son. The next day when I came back from work, my son brought me a glass of water and said, "Please, Dad, taste the coconut juice I made." I was a little touched, and after drinking it, I felt that it tasted really good, with a natural coconut flavor, so I asked: "How do you do it?" My son said: "I used a straw to suck out the coconut juice, and then spit it out in a cup.

6. Buddy fell out of love, in a bad mood, I was on the side of the non-stop persuade him. He was annoyed and yelled at me angrily, "Get lost!" I was indignant: "Can you curse with quality point?!" He: "Run, brother!" Sister, the scolding is really quality!

7. In front of the neighborhood opened a kiosk. The courier brother let me help collect express mail, but also put a lot of packaging with the cardboard box. Just now let the courier brother to send some paper boxes over, the courier brother to send the paper boxes asked me: "a fastener confiscated, the box how so fee?" I stammered and answered: "Careless when the waste paper sold, I am afraid that there are guests to send something, no box to people packaging ..." Express brother put down the box, face twitching bike away!