Love at first sight, and then again, three times. ?
To see a thousand miles, use more binoculars. ?
I believe and rely on you.
This is the first time I've ever seen a man with a brain.
It doesn't matter if your head is empty, the key is not to get into the water.
Money is not the problem, the problem is no money.
The problem is that you don't have the money.
The clock is the yardstick we use to measure the years, and at some point, it too will be drowned by the years. ?
I thought I was decadent, and today I realize that I was scrapped a long time ago. ?
Knowing you,, is like winning the jackpot, but unfortunately did not receive the prize. ?
You write too emotional, I sigh go. ?
Sell your life for money because it's not worth it. ?
There are no soldiers in the streets, no horses, but soldiers are in a state of chaos. ?
A good horse eats only good grass, regardless of the grass in front of him and behind him, regardless of whether he turns back or not ?
What's in his heart is not what's in your heart, there's a huge and totally different thunder in each of our hearts. ?
We have no weaknesses, we exploit all weaknesses. ?
Life is your own cup of tea (tragedy) and a wash in the eyes of others (comedy). ?
In this world, reliable people are all similar, and unreliable people are mostly each unreliable.
The supermarket cashier said: no change, find you two plastic bags.
Doing what you do, you don't have to be generous, but you have to be authentic.
Life is a long joke, baggage one after another, but are shaking to others to see the laugh.
Life is a long joke.
Knowledge is like underwear, invisible but important. ?
The world is like a big circus, the master of the class called "life", with a whip standing behind us to whip, forcing us to jump into the ring of fire, on the mountain of knives ...... you dare not go?
I have been running on the fields of hope, although I have occasionally tripped over disappointment. ?
Telling lies will always be exposed, wearing a wig will always be exposed by the wind. ?
From heaven to hell, I pass by the earth! ?
There is no pie in the sky that falls for nothing, but there are bricks that fall for nothing.
They are the most important thing that you can do for your family.
In fact, there are still many roads we can take in our lives, if we don't consider that there are toll booths on every road. ?
Some people are as smart as the weather and changeable; others are as stupid as the weather forecast and can't even tell when the weather changes. ?
"Ass-kissing" is a strange word - it's like you're flattering him or insulting him.
The word "ass-kissing" is a strange one - it's like you're flattering him or insulting him.
When time and patience have become a luxury, we can only rely on our horoscopes to understand each other. ?
This is the first time I've ever seen a person with a problem like this, and I've never seen it before. ?
Remember: your mind is a daily necessity, not a decoration! ?
I was once a hide-and-seek dropper on Wollongong, too. ?
Nowadays, mentors are not called mentors or bosses, they are called research contractors! ?
Blind cats don't always meet dead rats, but sooner or later the showman has to meet the soldier. The first time I saw this was when I was a student at the University of California at Berkeley.
Previously, people ate fans, but now fans eat people.
History is about monkeys turning into men. ?
Low-key is the temporary residence permit of the low-key person, and high-touch is the former name of the high-touch person. ?
Between heaven and earth, you and I are just passing through in a hurry - if you don't register. ?
Workers must be servers. ?
What do you mean by years? Ten years ago, I liked to watch "Crush on Peach Blossom Garden", intoxicated by peach blossom; now I have tasted all the flavors of life, and I finally understand the crush. ?
Granting someone a fish, he will be used for a day; granting someone a net, he will fish for three days and surf the net for two days. ?
The two great joys of life: sleeping until you wake up naturally, and counting money until your hands cramp!
There are two things in life: sleeping until your hands cramp (lack of calcium) and counting money until you wake up naturally (dreaming)! The first is to make sure that you have a good understanding of what you are doing and what you are doing.
If I die, I will fly in the sky!
If I die, I will fly in the sky! <
If I die, I will fly in the sky!
To invite guests to dinner, it's called "fast" when you're invited; it's called "show" when you're invited; it's called "principle" when you're invited; and it's called "dabbling" when you're not invited. "Dabbling". The first is to make sure that you have a good idea of what you want to do with your life.
The meal is to enjoy, socialize is to endure. The first thing you need to do is to get a good deal of money to pay for the services you need. ?
Perhaps you have just turned on the radio and it is broadcast to you once more that this program is finished! ?
After falling out of love, his water-cube heart was twisted into a bird's nest. ?
My interests can be divided into static and dynamic: static is sleeping, dynamic is rolling over. ?
The son once said: Don't take my tolerance of you as the capital of your shamelessness!
Rabbits don't eat grass near their nests, not to mention the quality is not good, why do you have to look around.
What is this?
Concentrate the fire of limited horse's ass on one person's ass. ?
I'm too embarrassed to catch you, and you have the nerve to steal it? ?
Anyways, this life of mine is always different from their calculations, I don't know if they didn't do it right or if I'm living it wrong.
What's wrong with being young, who hasn't been young? I'm not sure if you've ever been old or not. I'm not going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do it.
A pig has a pig's mind, a man has a man's mind. If a pig had a human mind, it wouldn't be a pig anymore, it would be the Eight Rings! ?
We can't talk, we can't talk, we can't talk, we can't talk, we can't talk, we can't talk, we can't talk, we can't talk, we can't talk. ?
Writers are easily stimulated by a class of people: someone worse than he wrote, will stimulate him; someone better than he wrote, will also stimulate him. ?
Comrade, let me ask you something: this is Earth, right? ?
Why are you crying, kettle, because your ass is too hot?
Why are you crying, Kettle?
The sky is falling, I'm on top, you're on top. ?
I won't tell even if I kill you! ?
If happiness is a floating cloud and pain is like a star. Then my life is really cloudless and starry ...... ?
Once upon a time there was a heart walking on the road, walking, it said: ouch, I hurt. ?
Giving people convenience is better than giving them instant noodles. ?
Why do I often have tears in my eyes, because this monitor is too low resolution. ?
The unfairness of this world is: ?
The beautiful woman says: I want a diamond ring - so she has one. ?
The rich man says: I want a woman - so he has a woman. ?
And I say: I want a shower - and the water actually stops running! ?
It's a bad day. I only have four sentences to say. Including the first two sentences and this one. My words are finished! ?
I'm going to laugh at myself, and after that I'm going to sleep. ?
People have to learn to find some small happiness on their own, such as going to the street to look at the beautiful women who don't belong to them, going to the bank to look at the banknotes that don't belong to them, going to the car show to look at the sports cars that don't belong to them, and then looking for a beggar to look at on the street to tell himself: it's okay, those just now don't belong to him either... ...?
Supermarket cashier said: no change, find you two plastic bags. ?
Seeing your ranking, I know how many people are in your class. ?
My suit is authentic foreign goods, look at the label: Made in Yidali. ?
The road is long, why don't we hit it! ?
Your cell phone is cheaper than your phone bill. ?
I can choose to give up, but I can't give up the choice. ?
As the poster child for failure, you're just too successful! ?
Happy cow year! ?
I spent ten years in elementary school and twelve years in middle school being named the most familiar face in the whole school ?
Shake if you like, roll if you don't! ?
I'm going to let the world know - I'm low key. ?
The red star shines on the two pots. ?
It's not hard to be single, it's hard to deal with the people who are trying everything they can to get you to end it. ?
A salty fish is still a salty fish. ?
I wouldn't agree with you even if you spoke to my heart, and as for why, just don't ask, don't ask! I don't like your bad breath! ?
I have a heart and somewhat small, but not lacking; I have a good temper, but not without. ?
How is the body replenished? Three big sweet potatoes a day; how cool does it look? Three years a pair of jeans. ?
My eyes can't hold sand, but they can hold gold! ?
What's the point of walking when you're in a desperate situation, just take the car.
God gave us acne while giving us youth.
Think I'm beautiful, you click with your eyes. ?
Marry someone with your looks. Lovers become family. ?
Go the way of the dog and let the cat talk! ?
Men say loving women is like loving God. But dear men, there is only one God! ?
The winds of autumn have risen, the leaves have fallen, and the spiders have hung themselves. ?
Spending money is like running water, earning money is like drawing silk. ?
The jungle is dangerous, if it doesn't work, withdraw.
Destiny is responsible for shuffling the cards, but it's us who play the cards.
The attempt to be good. ?
I don't know the true face of Mount Lushan, but only in Mount Tai ?
Even after another hundred years, you can't grow a big onion in the sky. ?
Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately - in the end the students are taught to death. ?
Hours I thought I could save the world when I grew up, and when I grew up I realized that the whole world could not save me ...... ?
Failure is the ladder of success, and the ladders are all limited. ?
I hate it when people say, "Let's go" - you don't know I'm an avanti!
Please raise your hand if you love me, and do a handstand if you don't.
If you love me, please raise your hand! ?
My friends around me, get famous so my memoirs can be a best seller. ?
Men are bold enough to walk around, women are bold enough not to wear makeup. ?
Tell a woman who likes to work out: a hundred refinements make a jar (of steel). ?
The world is full of people who are sick and don't want to die, suicide is too extravagant.
Hours in order to not let mom and dad see the report card, so it is hidden in a very high place, or moving a small bench to put it. The result is particularly regrettable, Dad came back to a low head and saw it.
I won't scold you because I don't want to compliment you.
I'm not going to scold you because I don't want to compliment you.
The state has given you a task: to lead a bearded man to escort a white horse to India to play monkey. ?
I am a good person, usually even step on a dead ants will be chanting Buddha, superdeath, and for its repair of graves and tombs, more afraid of its death single lonely, then stepped on dozens of ants for its companion, can be said to be doing their best.
A friend of mine interned at Unicom. One day, an old man walked in and said, "Give me a mobile card." Then my friend did not look up and shouted: "Master, someone to smash the scene!"
You look like Halley's (comet) - it's enough to see it once in a lifetime. ?
When I was a child learning to swim, the children all floated on the surface of the water and swam. Only the even, time and time again, struggling, time and time again to sink to the bottom of the water - since then, the even has become ...... a good diver. ?
If you're too old, I'm dirt. ?
The toad that doesn't want to eat swan meat is not a good toad! A toad that eats swan meat is still a toad. ?
The teacher told us not to litter, or I would have thrown you out. ?
The reason for constipation is that the earth's gravity is too small. ?
Even you ignore me? Hey, I've become a dog. ?
Dogs fight, and the defeated dog takes it out on the cat.
There are two things that prevent me from being a soccer superstar: my left foot and my right foot. ?
People are red and there is a lot of right and wrong. If you're not red, you're red when there's a lot of right and wrong. ?
"To honor those who honor others." This virtue is commonly seen in the drinking room.
This virtue is often seen in the drinking room.
Renewing the wheel of history rolls forward, for me the three rings of traffic does not move.
Heroes don't ask for a way out, hooligans don't look at the age.
The stock market is fiercer than a tiger, and the housing market is fiercer than stocks. ?
My land, you are the landlord. ?
How does a Jianglang not run out of talent?
I look at the green hills how delicate, the green hills look at me indifferent. ?
People are iron, the model is steel, a day does not pretend to hold panic.
To spend other people's money, it depends on how much face you have; to spend your own money, it depends on how much silver you have. ?
Three major problems in life: Si; Acacia; Unrequited love. ?
Oh, Mom and Dad! Look at the other people Obama this name is so good, called kindly, once heard is the people's parents.
Genius is 99 percent sweat plus three push-ups. ?
With our unique bitter melon face, cock-eye, fan ear, rosacea, crow's mouth, Spain, cactus, beer belly, rotary leg, Hong Kong feet, absolutely called the new man. ?
Watch the play sitting for a long time, moved the buttocks, suddenly have a feeling, with a hand touch, a dollar coin. At this time, I realized: sitting still is not get money, but also with the hand.
I have been very young ah, I am 90 after 1890. ?
Tolstoy said, "It is a sad thing to be without money; it is sadder to have an excess of money." For the sake of most people's happiness, let me be even sadder! ?
What's wrong with me just loving being invisible? For those who know I'm there, I'm always there. As the old saying goes, "The great invisibility is in MSN." ?
"What, it's the norm in life?" "When can I be perverted, I'm looking forward to it." ?
Today I bumped shirts with a classmate. He said, "This is authentic on me!" I said, "I'm giving this away!" ?
Geniuses, even if they take a casual stroll, can lead passers-by astray. ?
Find a quiet afternoon, brew a cup of Longjing, sprinkle some pepper, and drink it through a straw. I'm not going to be able to do that," he said.
I can't help but smile handsomely.
Don't mess with him, he's a red wine drinker. ?
Stress is higher than physical strength, motivation is still out of the question.
You friend me again! I'll delete you if you try to friend me again! ?
Go into thought disorder mode, click on me and blast you. ?
I'm an iconoclast with little power. ?
I'm kind of practicing with my hair, or am I storing up my ambition? ?
I don't agree with you, but I defend to the death the right to not let you talk. ?
Marilyn. Dream Bunny. ?
It's better not to be free than to be shameless.
Marilyn.
Could you, please, put some makeup on the character first?
Pleasant Goat and Big Wolf.
My place, I think it's okay. ?
The helicopter isn't coming, I'll ride my bike back. ?
Wen Chou but Yan Liang. ?
Good horses don't eat grass in the nest - crap, do horses have nests? ?
Low-key is the temporary residence permit of a low-profile person, and high-strung is the former name of a high-strung person. ?
Blind cats don't always run into dead rats, but the showman has to run into soldiers sooner or later.
What's the point?
Who's seen My Captain My Ship? I hear Pirates of the Caribbean 4 is getting a new name for it. ?
Don't cry for me Argentina, Moscow doesn't believe in tears. ?
Losing and hurrying is the ladder of human progress.
Q: Who is the author of The Decameron? A: Pikachu. ?
Who will cook my youth. ?
Knowing that there is a tiger in the mountain, I favor the zoo. ?
Before the opportunity, everyone by waiting. ?
Dinner was sumptuous, with boiled pork, pickled fish, spicy crab, chicken stewed with mushrooms, beef brisket with tomatoes, so many flavors, I don't know which packet to soak up! ?
You've always had to shower the world with love, now's your chance - get out of the house! ?
Snow is falling on my cheeks, and I can see that my foundation is going to be spent, and you're not going to be flawless anymore.
Snow is falling on my cheeks.
Your cell phone is cheaper than your phone bill. ?
Rumor has it that Auntie Qiong Yao is going to write a story about Schwarzenegger. ?
Inspiration comes like Cao Cao. ?
Disgusting mom hugged Disgusting and cried a lot, why? --Because Nausea died ............ ?
I'm going to laugh at myself, and I'm going to sleep after that. ?
The supermarket cashier said, "No change, find you two plastic bags.
Whenever the charge sounded, I rushed to hide in the trench because: I was undercover! ?
What's your name? Don't say it! You're cursing if you say it! ?
If I hadn't been able to beat you, I would have turned my back on you.
Gu
Walking a horse in the west wind on the old road, holding my daughter-in-law home at sunset.
Nostalgia is a pink ticket. I'm in the back and the ticket seller is in the front. ?
The road is long, why don't we take a taxi? ?
South without Motorola. ?
Your face is more beautiful than Chen Shimei, your eyes are brighter than Zhu Geliang, my love is deeper than Lu Zhishen, and my affection is longer than Guan Yun Chang. ?
This approach really kills two birds with one stone: it has both advantages and disadvantages. ?
My heart is so broken that I hold it out like dumpling filling. ?
The wind is Xiao Xiao Ruoxi Zhang Shaohan, the strong man is gone, Yang Yuhuan.
The ideal is to think about it, and it's the lack of heart that really does it.
Seeing your ranking yet, I know how many people are in your class. ?
On nights without gorillas, I attract you with monkeys. ?
Talking to a cow is not much of an ability, talking to a cow about love is the real thing.
It's a good thing that I'm not a monkey.
It's a real foreign product, look at the label: Made in Ydali.
It's a real foreign product, it's a real foreign product.
How to spend money, my colleague said loudly, to buy a "carving brand coat".
How can I spend my money?
If you don't want to laugh, you have to take anesthesia.
Someone who wants to learn martial arts to Hengshan somewhere, see the plaque in front of the door, "Hengshan School", very excited. The first thing you need to do is to look closely at it and see that there is also the word "out of the office" underneath it.
LZ want these words can also subscribe to the "maxims", very good looking drop,,,