Guo: Thank you, thank you, there are millions of people upstairs and downstairs.

Yu: Where are there so many people?

Guo: Oh, someone over there shouted, knock down Yu Qian.

Yu: Why do you just pick up your mouth and say it?

Guo: Your popularity is not very good.

Yu: Uh, ha.

Guo: There are all these people. Look, here you are.

Yu: No, people listen to cross talk.

Guo: I think so.

Yu: Really?

Guo: Everyone likes you better than me.

Yu: Everyone praises it.

Guo: After working for so many years,

Yu: Well,

Guo: I also have to thank Teacher Yu.

Yu: You’re welcome.

Guo: It helped me a lot. I dare not say that. But I can't give you anything.

Yu: Yo.

Guo: My conditions are not much different from yours.

Yu: We are all the same.

Guo: Is that so? One day, if I become the emperor, I will make you the prince.

Yu: Never heard of it.

Guo: I can only enter this heart.

Yu: Hey, that’s it.

Guo: From now on, all my property will be yours.

Yu: Hey, okay, I didn’t even run out to let you run against me when you became emperor?

Guo: The problem is that I can’t be the emperor.

Yu: Hey, yes.

Yu: Then don’t think about it.

Guo: Over the past 20 years, the audience has witnessed our growth.

Yu: You are all watching.

Guo: As an actor, it means doing cross talk well.

Yu: Yes.

Guo: There is no other craft.

Yu: Yes.

Guo: Everyone knows us.

Yu: Yeah.

Guo: Guo Degang, Yu Qian.

Yu: We are two brothers.

Guo: Young.

Yu: Yeah.

Guo: There is no comparison with our predecessors.

Yu: Of course.

Guo: Everyone knows Guo Degang and knows the three words Guo Degang.

Yu: Yes.

Guo: It’s just from the Analects.

Yu: Wait a moment. Is there Guo Degang in the Analects?

Guo: The Analects of Confucius, that book by Confucius.

Yu: I know the one written by Kong Shengren.

Guo: The Analects of Confucius also has such a sentence

Yu: How do you say it?

Guo: I haven’t seen the outline yet.

Yu: How?

Guo: Sage Kong said, unfortunately, I have never met Guo Degang.

Yu: Hey, let’s say you died in the head of Sage Kong.

Guo: yes

Yu: What a mess, don’t explain it this way, you know.

Guo: That’s how I understand it.

Yu: Ah.

Guo: Many viewers like us, of course,

Yu: Oh,

Guo: There are also some controversies about Guo Degang.

Yu: Oh, it’s quite controversial.

Guo: It’s normal.

Yu: That’s okay.

Guo: Some people have said that Guo Degang and cross talk are all vulgar.

Yu: Oh, we are vulgar.

Guo: A benevolent person sees benevolence, a wise person sees wisdom, and opinions vary. At different levels of society, there will be people who say others are vulgar.

Yu: Really?

Guo: Upper class society,

Yu: Yeah

Guo: Saying others are vulgar;

Yu: Oh...

Guo: He is pretending to be confused and pretending to understand.

Yu: Oh, just pretending to be confused.

Guo: Hey, experts and scholars say people are vulgar.

Yu: What is this?

Guo: This is, the east wind breaks, I am worse than the east wind.

Yu: Okay~

Guo: Crosstalk actors say others are vulgar.

Yu: What is this?

Guo: Envy, jealousy, hate.

Yu: Hey. This is a bad mentality.

Guo: If he could perform a show here, he would still be so obsessed with it,

Yu: Hahaha.

Guo: Right?

Yu: That’s true.

Guo: There is naked hatred only among peers.

Yu: Colleagues are enemies.

Guo: There is nothing you can do,

Yu: Yeah,

Guo: That’s understandable,

Yu: Yeah,

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Guo: There are two kinds of people in the world.

Yu: Oh?

Guo: One kind of person likes Guo Degang,

Yu: Oh.

Guo: That’s right.

Yu: That’s okay.

Guo: This is the first type.

Yu: Yeah.

Guo: The second type of person doesn’t like Guo Degang,

Yu: What about this?

Guo: That’s right,

Yu: You can choose.

Guo: But the second type of people think that they are more elegant than the first type of people, which is wrong. This is also the reason why he is always ranked second.

Yu: Hi. Oh, that's the reason.

Guo: It is not easy for people to live. Only by correcting your mentality can you be tolerant. Only by being tolerant can the world be wonderful.

Yu: This is the most important thing.

Guo: Tell the truth.

Yu: Yeah.

Guo: What is vulgarity and what is elegance?

Yu: Distinguish.

Guo: I think that simple elegance is not enough to constitute the world.

Yu: Oh.

Guo: The emotions of little people are the real art.

Yu: That is.

Guo: Chairman Mao taught us,

Yu: Yeah.

Guo: Literature and art serve the broad masses of the people.

Yu: Yes.

Guo: Blindly elegant and blindly exaggerated, I can only say that you deliberately violated the chairman's theory.

Yu: Oh~ I deserve this big hat.

Guo: This is how you treat that guy.

Yu: Yes, oh, it’s just a trap.

Guo: Tell the truth.

Yu: Aha.

Guo: As the old saying goes, elegance and vulgarity are mutually tolerant, right?

Yu: Oh.

Guo: Only by being tolerant can we appreciate both elegance and vulgarity.

Yu: coexist.

Guo: Many people can’t see through it.

Yu: Well,

Guo: I always think something is elegant and something is vulgar. What is elegant and what is vulgar?

Yu: Yes.

Guo: Someone said it,

Yu: Yeah,

Guo: Listening to symphony is elegant,

Yu: That’s true .

Guo: Watching cross talk is vulgar.

Yu: Hi.

Guo: Listen to celebrities lip-synching elegantly,

Yu: Oh.

Guo: Watch online originals that are vulgar.

Yu: So divided?

Guo: Looking at body art is elegant, but the couple telling dirty jokes is vulgar.

Yu: Hi.

Guo: Drinking coffee is elegant, eating garlic is vulgar. Mr. Gorky taught us,

Yu: Say?

Guo: Go fuck your grandma~

Yu: Gorky and his family are really full of relatives.

Guo: What is elegance and what is vulgarity? It is elegant to have good teeth, and it is vulgar to have good people.

Yu: This is how it is written.

Guo: The word "ya" means "ya", and the word "jia" (jia) means "ya".

Yu: Yes.

Guo: What comes out of your mouth, when you are full and you have nothing to do but sit there babbling, babbling, babbling, is called elegance.

Yu: Oh, this is called elegance.

Guo: A single person has a grain, a grain of all kinds of grains. This word has a common meaning.

Yu: Yes.

Guo: Eating, drinking and having diarrhea is a common custom.

Yu: Oh.

Guo: People don’t have to say it, that is, you don’t need elegant things.

Yu: Oh.

Guo: But you can’t live without this custom.

Yu: All are vulgar.

Guo: Elegance and vulgarity, vulgarity and elegance, complement each other.

Yu: Who can’t live without.

Guo: Can’t live without it. While drinking coffee, I thought that the autumn sky would always be the same color.

Yu: Haha.

Guo: There are many elegant people who spray perfume, but I can smell the scum.

Yu: In the bones.

Guo: After so many ups and downs in the past two decades, now,

Yu: Yes,

Guo: I have done it, read all over the world Guo: It’s a state of mind without any code.

Yu: I don’t know if it’s coded or not, but I’m sure it’s quite comprehensive.

Guo: I’ll pay you back in two days.

Yu: Hey, mine? I didn't lend you this thing.

Guo: Let me tell you, when the vulgar things are gone, the elegant ones will no longer exist.

Yu: They are all commensurate.

Guo: The two are the same thing.

Yu: Dialectics.

Guo: Only vulgarity can make people approach your art.

Yu: Yes.

Guo: There is no distinction between high and low art.

Yu: Huh?

Guo: As the saying goes, both dramas and films bring happiness to people.

Yu: Oh.

Guo: Really, let’s be a little rougher.

Yu: Yes,

Guo: The truth is true. People in the upper class never watch C-rated movies.

Yu: That’s good.

Guo: He’s serious.

Yu: Oh~~~it’s better to watch.

Guo: You can disagree with my aesthetic point of view.

Yu: Yeah.

Guo: But you have no right to deprive me of my aesthetic rights.

Yu: This pair.

Guo: Let me and the people retain our secular right.

Yu: Yeah.

Guo: Classical Chinese is good, but a common man cannot refute it.

Yu: This is,

Guo: Again,

Yu: Well,

Guo: Elegance is not pretending, < /p>

Yu: Well,

Guo: Sun Tzu is the one pretending.

Yu: Tell the truth,

Guo: Sometimes I get angry when they pretend to be me.

Yu: I’m angry.

Guo: Live a good life, what’s going on all day long.

Yu: Huh?

Guo: As soon as he got on the bus, it was as crowded as a sour pear, and he even stretched out an English newspaper. Do you know him?

Yu: I don’t know.

Guo: There is also a conversation on the side of the road, half in Chinese and half in English.

Yu: Huh?

Guo: Same goes for buying apples, hello, uncle.

Yu: Uncle?

Guo: I took a look and he wanted to take a look. Your Guo: Does pple cost 5 yuan for seven pounds?

Yu: What a mess.

Guo: You have already bought a rotten apple. What are you doing? This is what you are doing. Don't talk in between. Compete for this product.

Yu: Yeah.

Guo: Bring a watch. Look at my watch. It’s a Rolls-Royce.

Yu: Huh?

Guo: Is it the extended version?

Yu: Hi, car.

Guo: Didn’t I cheat you to death? Even Rolex wouldn't say that to you.

Yu: What foreign language to speak.

Guo: And the big yellow chain,

Yu: Chain.

Guo: Don’t sweat. Your vest will get dirty if you do.

Yu: Has the color faded?

Guo: Made of iron, injected with copper.

Yu: Okay, this is the worst.

Guo: Oh, I bought a shampoo. I have to go to the Hong Kong Sasha store. Come on, you don't have as much hair as I do.

Yu: Then don’t wash it, then.

Guo: That’s what I’m talking about.

Yu: Ah.

Guo: My pants are dirty.

Yu: Ah.

Guo: I don’t want to tell people, oh, I dropped it while eating abalone. If you peed your pants, just say you peed your pants.

Yu: Is the abalone so big?

Guo: Bring broccoli. When we talk about this, we just say that I get angry at everything.

Yu: Ah.

Guo: As soon as we finish eating here, I will sign the bill.

Yu: Oh?

Guo: Sorry sir, I can’t sign the order. I swipe my card... Which card do you swipe to drink a bowl of wontons?

Yu: Not worth it.

Guo: You are doing this. Pretend to be a big-tailed hawk. A man and a woman are standing on the side of the road, let's talk.

Yu: Yeah.

Guo: It sounds like poetry. This man also said, "Remember you must be happy." This woman said, "But my mentality has always been ups and downs." "You can never let go." "I tilted my face into forty Only five degrees can stop the tears from flowing down. "You will always be my proud princess. I have to leave. Your husband is going to get off work soon."

Yu: Hey, to say it is so elegant, these two stinky hooligans are like this.

Guo: How to do this, enough to shoot one side, this.

Yu: Don’t be ambitious with them.

Guo: It’s true, especially in our industry, it’s not a big deal when it comes to cross talk. All day long, we demand this elegance and that elegance. With this skill, how many tongue twisters can you recite?

Yu: Well, practice the basic skills.

Guo: The Chinese crosstalk community held another meeting two days ago.

Yu: How to say?

Guo: What are you going to do?

Yu: They are really diligent now.

Guo: There is no room for cross talk, only meetings.

Yu: I went there to practice basic skills.

Guo: Convene a cross talk conference that you want to be elegant. Ah, all the elite award-winning actors are together, in Home Inn, Seven Days, Super 8, Hanting,

Yu: What a mess,

Guo: In these few Held in a hotel.

Yu: Hey. Find a good place.

Guo: Let me go, but I don’t dare to go.

Yu: That is.

Guo: I’m afraid I won’t be able to explain it when I get home.

Yu: Hi.

Guo: Later, an expert, an expert in the cross talk industry,

Yu: Well,

Guo: Wang Moumou.

Yu: Experts dare not leave their full names.

Guo: Let me go home.

Yu: Oh?

Guo: Let’s go home. Comrade Xiao Guo is going home. Let me tell you what elegance and vulgarity are,

Yu: Shan said.

Guo: It’s not appropriate not to go, so go ahead.

Yu: Gotta go.

Guo: As soon as I entered the door, oh, there were couplets hanging on the wall, so the cultural atmosphere was very strong.

Yu: How to write couplets?

Guo: Very good,

Yu: Yes.

Guo: "I have been sleeping on the beach for two and a half years. Today the waves hit me and I turned over."

Yu: Oh?

Guo: When I saw it, I saw that this was a bastard.

Yu: Oops. Experts can guess a riddle.

Guo: Oh, can you tell me about it? Let’s talk about it, this must be elegant and should not be vulgar. We are playing with elegance for our lives, so we don’t want to be vulgar. He talked for a long time without even finishing a sentence.

Yu: Just say this

Guo: Ah, don’t be upset, you don’t have to be silent, then we will silence you soon.

Yu: Yes,

Guo: We can write anonymous letters and make reports. We can do it, you know?

Yu: Okay~

Guo: You may understand me. You scold me because you don’t understand me now. After you understand me, you have to kill me.

Yu: Oh~ He also knows that he attracts hatred.

Guo: We must work hard to be elegant~~~ strive to be elegant in the future. Looking down from the moon, you can’t even see the Great Wall, but you can see these crosstalkers talking about being elegant here.

Yu: It’s such a big fuss.

Guo: After I came out, I said to myself, for every two of these Chinese experts, one person is shot, and there is no unjust, false, or wrongful conviction.

Yu: That’s it.

Guo: Really, when it comes to friends, some people think of elegance.

Yu: Yeah.

Guo: Advocate for foreigners and favor foreigners.

Yu: Ah, worship foreigners and favor foreigners?

Guo: Learn from foreigners. Foreigners are all good and elegant.

Yu: Oh~~

Guo: That’s not necessary. There are those from Kazakhstan and those from Kazakhstan. To be honest, these are all our vassal countries. What is Annan and which is Gaoli?

Yu: Ah, yes.

Guo: It’s all like this, paying tribute every year, becoming a vassal every year, a small country. If a son is born, he will be sent to Beijing as a hostage.

Yu: Yeah~

Guo: Now you learn from him. Let’s be honest. Of course, they have advanced science and technology, and you have to learn from them.

Yu: Of course.

Guo: But sometimes I can’t look past it.

Yu: You can’t learn everything.

Guo: If the children learn this, they can cut their hair.

Yu: Yeah.

Guo: Gaoping, smash it into pieces, mushroom bottom. The dyeing is red and white, red and white, really like spicy cabbage.

Yu: Hey, this looks like Han.

Guo: Huh? The trouser legs are fatter than the waistband, and my size 36 feet wear size 41 shoes.

Yu: Such big shoes.

Guo: His big eyelashes rolled up, and he took off his hat.

Yu: Oh~~The hat is too light.

Guo: I heard that there are many capable people in Korea.

Yu: That’s a lot.

Guo: All the capable people in the world are from Korea.

Yu: Really?

Guo: Tathagata Buddha, Jesus, Confucius, and Lu Ban are all theirs.

Yu: All of them?

Guo: Yu Qian, this is all theirs.

Yu: I’m not.

Guo: It would be great if you did. They don’t know how powerful we are, so they send a few cross talk talkers to South Korea, where they will perish.

Yu: How can you be so tossing about cross talk?

Guo: Look, this is bad.

Yu: Yo.

Guo: I heard that South Korea recently made something, the Rockets.

Yu: Yeah.

Guo: Sitting as a scientist, go up to the sun.

Yu: Why don’t you wait a moment and go up to the sun?

Guo: Yes.

Yu: The sun is so hot, it’s a fireball.

Guo: Koreans say, go at night.

Yu: I have never seen such a heartless person. Is it ridiculous to go there at night?

Guo: We heard about it. Kazakhstan, and Kazakhstan.

Yu: There are also Japanese people.

Guo: The Japanese cannot be beaten to death with one stick.

Yu: Oh.

Guo: For example, he is polite,

Yu: Oh.

Guo: For example, we should learn from his unity.

Yu: Yes.

Guo: But after all, we are a great country, and we have been there for thousands of years.

Yu: We are a country of etiquette.

Guo: Right, we have to know what’s going on with us.

Yu: Yes.

Guo: We can’t blindly recruit Japan, let’s be honest, it’s a small country.

Yu: Yes.

Guo: You can’t compare with us. Look at our weather forecast, it only takes fifteen minutes.

Yu: There are so many places.

Guo: But the Japanese forecast that day, in one sentence,

Yu: How do you say it?

Guo: It rains all over the country.

Yu: A cloud covered it. Too small.

Guo: Di'er is small and there are few small people in Di'er.

Yu: There are few people.

Guo: People from all over Japan come to Beijing. They are in Deyunshe here, but they can’t get Guo’s cuisine there.

Yu: Okay, I can’t get out of the third ring.

Guo: Ah, that means, of course, you have to remember it. Sometimes, whether elegant or vulgar, he has a suitable position. Position yourself. As long as the position is good, there is no contradiction.

Yu: Yes.

Guo: The chaos is caused by misplacement.

Guo: Let me give you an example. Let’s go to this big shopping mall, the flagship store of some international brands.

Yu: Oh?

Guo: You go shopping. The decoration of the house from top to bottom,

Yu: Ah.

Guo: The attitude of the waiter,

Yu: Well,

Guo: Including chatting with you, he must see the class.

Yu: He must fit the mold.

Guo: Do ??you think the joint kiln is OK?

Yu: Yes.

Guo: This is old Beijing dialect.

Yu: Yeah.

Guo: You feel comfortable.

Yu: Yeah.

Guo: It’s a flagship store. It’s a big store. People are very polite when you come in.

Yu: How do you say it?

Guo: Occasionally someone has a half-sentence,

Yu: Well,

Guo: Hello, say hello.

Yu: It is an international company in itself.

Guo: Hello, sir, please sit down.

Yu: Hey.

Guo: Welcome to our international brand flagship store,

Yu: Yes.

Guo: Look at this bag.

Yu: Oh.

Guo: Special colors for this autumn.

Yu: Specially designed.

Guo: This coat suits you very well.

Yu: Very suitable.

Guo: Please bring that limited edition over and let sir have a look.

Yu: Oh, limited.

Guo: Very comfortable.

Yu: Yes, just talk like this.

Guo: Look at our old Beijing fried noodles, it can’t be like this.

Yu: You have to change it.

Guo: Well, it’s lively, our old Beijing noodles with soy sauce.

Yu: Oh.

Guo: If the family is not long, the management is not short.

Yu: Yeah.

Guo: Hey, Teacher Yu is here! Sit quickly, sit quickly, do it quickly.

Yu: Hmm~

Guo: Teacher, we are regular guests and haven’t been here for a while, right?

Yu: Hahaha.

Guo: I know, a big bowl of wide strips, a small bowl of dry-fried food, two bottles of beer, ten roasted kidneys, and a peanut.

Yu: All familiar.

Guo: Look, you think, of course, your appetite is also questionable.

Yu: Will I be full with ten peanuts? (I think Teacher Yu picked up the wrong place here)

Guo: That’s what I mean.

Yu: Yeah.

Guo: But if the two are transferred, it will be a mess.

Yu: Those are all good words, and it doesn’t matter if you change them a bit.

Guo: That’s a contradiction.

Yu: No?

Guo: Look, think about it.

Yu: Come on.

Guo: Our fried noodle restaurant,

Yu: Yeah.

Guo: It’s like an international brand store.

Yu: Yes.

Guo: Pretending very well,

Yu: Yeah.

Guo: The lights are bright.

Yu: Ah.

Guo: You are wearing a suit when you come here.

Yu: Yes.

Guo: Hello, sir.

Yu: Hello.

Guo: Welcome to the old Beijing fried sauce flagship store.

Yu: Eating a bowl of noodles is still a flagship.

Guo: This fried sauce is new this fall.

Yu: Hey. You are not allowed to eat in spring, so what’s going on?

Guo: It’s especially suitable to go with two kinds of noodles. Okay, let me bring you the limited-edition garlic cloves for sir to eat.

Yu: Is there a limit to the number of single-headed garlic?

Guo: It makes you confused.

Yu: It’s not chaos.

Guo: If an international brand store looks like a noodle shop, you won’t be able to accept it.

Yu: That’s great, you’re obviously enthusiastic.

Guo: Huh? International companies and big brands, all in bloomers,

Yu: Yes, yes.

Guo: The round mouth is portable, and here is a towel. Sir, are you here?

Yu: Here we come.

Guo: I haven’t been to our place to buy anything for a while.

Yu: Hey.

Guo: Where have you been?

Yu: What are you talking about?

Guo: Look, we haven’t spent a lot of time here.

Yu: Yeah.

Guo: Things here are pretty good lately.

Yu: Yes.

Guo: I don’t sell money all the time. The shopkeeper is really anxious.

Yu: Yes.

Guo: Look at this bag of ours. It’s more respectable to carry it on your back and go to the shampoo room.

Yu: What are you doing in the shampoo room?

Guo: Don’t leave, sir. The price is negotiable. Where is this price?

Yu: Ah.

Guo: Are you really leaving?

Yu: Yeah.

Guo: Go play, grandson!

Yu: Ah, I was scolded.

(Reprinted with the note Guo Degang Post Bar: I like Guo Degang so much)