This should start with a light. One day, this light shines on your son Zhang San, and your son becomes the head of the family. He told you that I have several guests coming over tomorrow and told you to go home early after work and accompany the guests.
The next day, as soon as you arrived at the door, you heard the laughter inside. After opening the door, your son Zhang San said, "Dad, look who's here?"
You are stunned and mentally muttered. It's over. I don't know you. What should I do? Three of them seem to have met, and they are classmates of my son, but I can't remember their names. Three of them are completely aliens and have never seen them before. I can't help it. You used the universal greeting: "Hello, handsome guys and beautiful women".
"Come on, sit down ~", said a young man named Xiaowen. You are embarrassed, in fact, you are afraid of embarrassment, and you quickly said, "No, no, I have eaten, you can eat." At this time, another guy named Xiao Xia said, "It doesn't matter if you eat it. Just drink two cups. Sit down quickly." I have no choice but to sit down, or my son will lose face too much. You saw fried chicken buckets, cakes, seafood and crayfish on the table, and drank five bottles of Sprite.
The young man named Xiao Xia poured you a sprite, and you were about to pick up a dish when his son said, "Let's drink to everyone, they are all my good friends!" " . You quickly stood up, the chairs fell down, and quickly said to everyone, "Hello, handsome guys and beautiful women, I just got off work, and propose a toast to you." After drinking, I had an indescribable feeling, and instantly remembered that white wine was delicious.
The atmosphere was harmonious for a long time, but at this time, your stomach was a little uncomfortable. Because of a little stomach trouble, I told everyone that I didn't want to drink and wanted to eat some rice.
"Oh, uncle, you didn't drink much, and you don't drink it every day. It's rare to get together with your son today, so happy to have a drink." A girl named Xiaoqing answered.
Your son doesn't want to lose face either. He says to you, "It's rare for our younger generation to be happy today. It's okay to be an elder's companion!" And he said, "Come on, let's do it."
Forty minutes have passed, and I don't know that the topic has turned to you.
"Uncle, what do you do now?" Xiaowen asked.
"Logistics", you reluctantly answered.
"Oh, there should be a lot of salary in that month," Xiaowen continued.
"No", you can't escape if you want to.
Another guy named Xiaolou suddenly interjected, "Uncle, don't be modest, my dad is in logistics, 50 thousand a month!" " And pointing to Xiaolan, "Her father earns 20 million yuan a year and works in international logistics!"
"No, don't talk nonsense about Xiaolou," Xiaolan explained at once. "My father is not in logistics, but in foreign trade."
Everyone seems to be chatting more and more vigorously. You are not as good as anyone's father, either richer than you or more handsome than you. At this point, you know very well in your heart that you have embarrassed your son.
Then we talked about health, financial management and other topics, all starting with you.
In the laughter of my son and friends, it's almost ten o'clock after four hours, and I finally finished eating. And this dinner is no less than a war for you.
At this time, everyone stood up. You were ecstatic, but it was too early to be happy. Xiaowen suddenly said, "Let's have a game of three kingdoms."
All agree, only you keep silent, you want to escape again but don't escape, and say, "I won't!" “
"Uncle, you won't kill the Three Kingdoms?" Xiaowen's shocked expression is like seeing an alien. "Uncle, who can't kill in the Three Kingdoms now? How can you mix if you can't kill in the Three Kingdoms?"
Xiaolan said at this time: "This game is going to be good, and this time it is just right. We will teach you, guarantee to learn, and don't charge tuition. "
Your tragedy has begun again, and you have accompanied these people to the fast 1 point in a deathless way.
It's finally over. They're going home.
You and your son walk them out one by one.
Goodbye Xiaowen, Xiaoxia, Xiaoqing, Xiaolan, and two others who don't know their names.
At this time, the family was in a mess and the son was in a happy mood.
After seeing off all the guests, it's almost two o'clock in the morning, and you don't feel full. Go and cook a bowl of noodles to eat.
After eating noodles, you said to your son, "son, will you take fewer guests home in the future?" "Your son feels incredible and says to you," These are my friends, and they don't come every day.
Your son Zhang San can't figure out why middle-aged people are so disgusted with guests at home now.
When you wake up, your's identity returns to normal, and you become the head of the family again, but you forget yesterday's events. You are going to invite some friends to visit, but you always feel as if something happened, but you can't say it, and let your son go home early after school.