? One day, while vacationing in heaven, an angel came to earth. In order to solve her boredom, she said to a girl, I can realize one of your wishes, rights, money, beauty and love ... The girl thinks seriously and the angel is a little scared. If she said something he didn't realize, she would lose face. In short, she must see how powerful angels are. I hope she worships me and I hope she appreciates me. I want to hear you say good night to me before going to bed every day! "

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? "Rabbit white, tell me, what do you like about me?" "Bit by bit." "Damn, how can you learn human rhetoric? I know I have many shortcomings, and you can't like everything. " "Well, maybe I like your strengths, but I love your weaknesses more." "What are the advantages of most love?" "Which one is really hard to say." "Why is it so difficult?" "Because I like it, it is not a point distribution.

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? A bird fell in love with a fish. Birds can only fly in the air. Fish can only swim in the water. At the beginning, this love was doomed to be fruitless, but they still fell in love. The bird said, it is enough for me to see you once a day. The fish was moved to tears. Those are transparent tears, melting in the water, and I can't see anything. The fish said, me too. We have the same love in two different worlds, which goes beyond the limitation of space. The bird said that this kind of love is eternal, it has no commitment, it is the connection of the heart.

? Fish say this kind of love is also the most beautiful. We can't see each other, but in our hearts, each other is the most perfect ... Birds and fish are deeply immersed in the ocean of love, and they keep looking at each other every day, no matter whether it is windy or rainy, until one day, they really can't stand the pain of lovesickness, and they all hope to touch each other, even if it is only a second's contact, which will be enough. So they agreed with each other that when the bird skimmed the sea, the fish jumped up and realized the long-cherished wish of one-hundredth of a second contact.

? Flying birds are full of excitement, smoothing the fat of this beautiful wing and flying against the sea. That's because when she saw the nearest bird, she tried to bounce up. Finally rushed out of the water, the fish head collided with the beautiful bird head, that is, at that moment, one hundredth of a second, but such a tragedy happened. The bird's head shed blood, which was the blood of the fish struggling to jump out of the water. The bird died with a smile on his face, because he finally realized the feeling of touching the person he loved the most, that is, F- death, the flight of life. I don't know if this ending is perfect for them.

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? A long time ago, a princess was born in a distant kingdom. She is the legendary sleeping beauty princess.

This story tells us a truth: you can't be a beautiful princess without enough sleep. Excuse me. Can my princess sleep now?

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? One day, the refrigerator broke up with the ice cream, and the ice cream left the refrigerator and was soaked. You have to make up for it with the refrigerator. The refrigerator forgave the ice cream, opened the refrigerator door and said, come on up and freeze yourself.

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? The little white rabbit and the little fox are crowded on the subway. Fox said, "I wish I had a lollipop with such a big air conditioner!" " "After hearing this, the little white rabbit immediately fell on the ground. Render a large font. "Eat quickly, now I am a small white rabbit. "

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? The rabbit asked Mr. Squirrel what it was like to like it. Mr. Squirrel peeled off the pine nuts and said, "It's probably a sense of happiness and accomplishment accumulated bit by bit. Every time I feel a little like her, I put a nut in my mouth. When Mrs. Squirrel heard his words, she poked her head out of the tree hole and smiled. " Are you telling others how you got fat again? "Come back to the cave with me and have a good sleep. I still like you tomorrow.

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? The rabbit girl asked Mr. Rabbit, "What do you want to do if you don't become a rabbit?" Mr. Rabbit said that being a tiger can protect you, being a star can protect you when you sleep, and being a raccoon can be your good friend, but what I want to do most is a rabbit, because you are also a rabbit, and only rabbits and rabbits can chew carrots together.

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? Once upon a time, there was a little rabbit. Here comes another little rabbit. It stood on the shoulder of the first rabbit with its ears. "Here comes a little rabbit, holding its ear and standing on the shoulder of the second rabbit.

Then came a little rabbit, which stood on the shoulder of the third rabbit with its ears. ..................................................................................................................................................................................

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? A dragon king recruited a son-in-law, weighing 90 Jin. So the little turtle went to weigh 89 Jin. Then the little turtle walked sadly and met two shrimps. Shrimp said, what's the matter with you, turtle? "Bird turtle told the story again. Shrimp added: "Nothing. We add up to only one catty. Let's hide behind your ear. "."Then, the little turtle went again and said it was exactly 90 Jin. So the dragon king asked the little turtle, how did you grow so fast? "The little turtle is very nervous and doesn't know what to do. I accidentally shook out two small shrimps. When the Dragon King saw this, he asked, "What are you two doing hiding in his ears? "Shrimp said," I'm telling a story to the tortoise. "

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? Bowls and chopsticks fell in love and finally became husband and wife. In order to combine into a complete family, they called their parents to live together. The parents of bowls are plates and dishes, and the parents of chopsticks are spoons and forks. One night, bowls and chopsticks were at home, and suddenly the light bulb in my parents' room was broken, so the plates, plates and forks ran out together and asked, "Why is the light bulb broken?"

I don't know what to do with bowls and chopsticks. Dishes, spoons and forks look at bowls and chopsticks and say loudly, "What are you standing for?" ? Why don't you find a new light bulb? "So the plates, plates, spoons and forks went out for a walk. After about a few hours, the plates, dishes, spoons and forks all went home. Looking down, the old light bulb was lying on the ground piece by piece and asked, "What's wrong with you? The old light bulb replied, "I'm broken." "I looked up and saw that there were only chopsticks in the living room, so I asked: Is the new light bulb installed?" Chopsticks: "The bowl is safe.

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? At the gate of the zoo, a huge spotted animal was stopped. The squirrel keeper said coldly, "The big guy was stunned when he reported his name, and replied," Old ... tiger "and" Sorry, you can't go in. "The tiger was a little disappointed, and then he said with a little excitement," Why, why can't you go in? I want to complain that you discriminate against cats. "

Don't waste time, next. The tiger walked away with his head down, and the expressionless non-lion squatted behind him. The squirrel looked up and asked, "Say your name".

"Daxi Ji"

"Well, you can go in!"

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? The princess of the kingdom recently got a strange disease. The once lively princess seems to be a completely different person. Nothing can shake her mood again, but it is accompanied by the gradual fossilization of the princess's body.

? She felt that she should be a stone statue and refused to change.

? After many medical consultations, the king finally gave the order. Whoever can make the princess emotional will win two thousand gold.

? There were countless talents who came to apply at that time.

? There are comic dialogue actors who make people laugh, and singers who are full of bitterness, but no one can completely touch the princess's lips. She sat in a luxurious chair and looked down at everyone without any emotion.

? At this point, her lower body has turned to stone.

? Just as the king was about to give up, suddenly came a magician who claimed to be good at summoning.

? King: Can you cause the princess's mood swings?

? Magician: I can't, but I can summon someone who can.

? Wang: It's no use. Neither the funniest person in the world nor the most painful person in the world can do it.

? Magician: So … I must perform that magic trick before I come back and get ready.

? The wizard came to the palace at noon.

? At this point, the princess's neck was petrified.

? King: Princess, time is running out. Let's get started quickly.

? I saw the magician draw an array on the ground, followed by a light, and a door with a strange pattern appeared out of thin air in the palace.

? Everyone held their breath and waited for the door to open.

? With a creak, an evil man came out from behind the door. Looking at all the people present, he showed a more evil smile.

? King: The princess's feelings are gradually disappearing.

? Bad man: yes, you can buy anything.

? King: She was petrified!

? Bad man: I don't think this is a problem.

? Kim: She may only have 15 minutes.

Evil man: Then we will start in half an hour.

? King: Don't you understand what I mean?

? Evil man: I don't care what you think. Listen to me.

? King: If we start again in half an hour, she will completely become a stone statue.

? Evil man: everything is just in case, so I suggest you listen to me.

? King: I can't take the risk. Please start now.

? Evil man: Listen to me. I don't care what you think, listen to me.

? King: I am the king! .

? Bad man: You are so stubborn, I think you'd better resign!

? King: Damn it, if you can't save the princess, I'll let you die with her.

? Bad man: Listen to me, listen to me, one person is in charge.

? The king had no choice but to wait painfully for this half hour to pass. During this period, the evil man did nothing but laugh and show off his strong chest muscles inadvertently.

? The princess, even the top of her head, turned to stone.

? Half an hour later, the evil spirit came to the princess or the stone statue and whispered a word.

? With a click, the stone statue gradually broke, and pieces of lime rained down like snowflakes, revealing the princess's delicate face. The princess sprayed blood and her face finally returned to normal.

? The evil man smiled and turned and disappeared into the law.

? Everyone ran to the princess to be caring and attentive.

? King: My daughter, are you all right?

? Princess: yes, as a matter of fact, I can hear everything you just said? .

King: Do you still feel like a stone statue?

Princess: No.

? King: What exactly did the man say?

? Princess: He said, "I don't want you to think, I want me to think."

? King: My dear daughter, how did you recover from the present situation?

Princess: He is ... He is angry with me.