1. McDull: Mom, what is the 18th generation?

Mai Tai: Ah … it's your father's father's father's father … father's father's father's father … father's father's father's father … father's father's father's father …

Mcdull: Ah, so I have so many dads.

2. You are lazier than your ass

Mcdull: I almost got an A.

Mai Tai: That's not what I'm talking about. How old are you this year? Still shitting in class? !

Mcdull: Because the teacher is singing, I want to wait until she finishes singing. ..

Mai Tai: Why don't you say you're too lazy to raise your hand? Your ass knows you have to shit. You're lazier than your ass!

……

Mcdull: May, am I lazy or lazy?

May: Of course you are lazier than your ass! !

Mcdull burst into tears (whoa ...)

Step 3 write a book silently

Mcdull: Ah, Ah MAY, look, I got an A in my book ~ ~

May: a you ghost, it's h!

Mcdull: Ah.

I like eating chicken best!

McDull: I like chicken best! Mom likes chicken best! I like to eat fast chicken with my favorite mother, which is both my mother's and mine's favorite!

5. Maitai Oral Liquid

Narrator: dizziness, upset, insomnia, night sweats, hot flashes-------------you have entered another stage of your life-------women's menopause.

Mai Tai: I'm getting more and more anxious after being weathered.

I get dizzy when I squat down.

Hot flashes, liver depression and frequent urination in Yui night.

I get dizzy when I squat down.

Restless in the morning and restless in the middle of the night.

I get dizzy when I squat down.

Director:-All right, Mai Tai, the audition is over! !

6. I hope

I wish I could shit.

The teacher continued to sing.

I hope I can soon

Write the new words correctly.

Without that rubber.

I hope I live up to my expectations

Mom doesn't have to squeeze tears.

There is no need for menopause

I hope to get an A.

Not by a hair's breadth.

If I live up to my expectations

Better than ass

If mom is happy,

I do ...

eh ...

I would never eat my favorite chicken again!

7. You'd better eat

Mai Tai: I made your favorite fast chicken. Eat it quickly.

McDull: You'd better eat it.

Mai Tai: I'm trying to lose weight. You eat.

McDull: I can't digest well.

Mai Tai: Gee, do you have something indigestion to eat?

Mcdull: I have cholesterol.

Mai Tai: How dare you, ghost! Eat!

McDull: I have a sore in my mouth.

Mai Tai: I have corns. Let's eat.

McDull: I have bye-bye meat.

Mai Tai: I have Hong Kong feet.

Mcdull: I have a tennis player.

.....

8. Ah ~ ~ Wuhan

Mai Tai: Ah ~ ~ Wuhan,

This land of crouching tiger, hidden dragon!

Gave birth to Regan Noodles and duck neck,

There is no reason not to give birth to me by the way-Mai Tai Kuai Chicken! !

9. If you survive, there must be pot porridge.

Strong hips are strength.

Pigs and-pig pockets.

No meat is pecked, no cake is made.

There are unexpected events in the sky, and people have an egg tower in an instant.

10. Smell the chicken and start chopsticks.

If the two feelings are long-lasting, they are not in pork and pork.

A lover will eventually buckle meat.

1 1.

Mcdull: Fish balls, please.

Principal: There is no rough surface.

Mcdull: Really? Have a bowl of fish balls and rice noodles.

Principal: No fish balls.

McDull: Really? I'll have beef tripe and coarse noodles.

Principal: There is no rough surface.

Mcdull: Er, I'll have fish balls and noodles with oil.

Principal: No fish balls.

Mcdull: Why is there nothing? That's cuttlefish balls and coarse noodles.

Principal: There is no rough surface.

Mcdull: It's sold out again. Please come to the bowl of fish balls rice noodles.

Principal: No fish balls.

Deba (kitten): McDull, they have sold out of fish balls and coarse noodles.

Is that all the matches with fish balls and coarse noodles are gone.

Mcdull: Oh, there are no such matches. Just fish balls, please.

Principal: No fish balls.

McDull: What about coarse flour?

Principal: There is no rough surface. .......

12. McDull's Volunteer Articles

My wish is to be a principal, and I will go to eat hot pot after collecting students' tuition fees every day. Eat spicy hot pot today, pickled fish hot pot tomorrow and pig bone hot pot the day after tomorrow. Teacher Chen praised me straight: McDull, you finally found the true meaning of life.