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the difference between a young girl and a young woman (great classic! ! ! ! )

Although both girls and young women belong to the category of women, ...

Please look at the different behaviors of girls and young women in the same situation ...

a/When a man asks for a kiss.

Girl: Don't ... hmm ... Come on ...

Young woman: Did you brush your teeth?

b/ when having sex with men.

Girl: Hey ... Be gentle ...

Young woman: Hey ... You forgot to take the clothes drying on the balcony, didn't you?

c/When a man wants to pay for clothes for her.

Girl: I think the color of that dress is better ...

Young woman: This dress is so rustic. I whisper: Forget it, let's go to Luokou. What clothes are here? Too expensive).

d/ when a man praises her body.

Girl: Really?

Young woman: Bring me your salary this month, and you should cheat your little sister outside ...

e/When a man has a conflict with a local ruffian in the street.

Girl: Please stop fighting ...

Young woman: Without saying a word, take off the long, thin and hard sandals at the heel, and rush up to shine on the head of the local ruffian until the other person's face blooms ...

22-year-old mm

vs

28-year-old mm

Dress

22-year-old mm

Wear anything. Stalls are the favorite places to go, and clothes above 111 yuan are not considered.

28-year-old mm

I feel that I can't set off my beauty in whatever I wear. It's scary to show it, but I'm unwilling to show it. Big shopping malls are the favorite places to go, and clothes under 111 yuan are not considered, only when famous brands are discounted.

Traveling

22-year-old mm, I like sitting on the back of my boyfriend's car and holding her waist. It's so romantic.

28-year-old mm wants to ask me out without taking a taxi. Hehe, it's shabby enough that you don't have a car, and you want me to take a bus ride? I can't afford to lose this man.

Cosmetics

22-year-old mm doesn't need makeup. It's enough to use some skin care products. I'm so happy to buy a bottle of Olay from 61 yuan. Everyone says my skin is great! White inside and red, like a big apple.

28-year-old mm will never go out without makeup. The classification of cosmetics has reached professional level. This bottle of Olay is 61 yuan. Gee, who will buy this tasteless thing? But after using this cosmetic, why doesn't it seem to have no effect? It is definitely not high-end enough! It is said that Lancome will not have these problems. When will someone pay for me?

catering

22-year-old mm

Mala Tang is delicious, and kebabs are also good. Occasionally go to McDonald's and KFC to bring toys back as a souvenir. Bf said he would take me to eat hgds at Christmas. It's so expensive. I can't bear him to spend so much money, but I really want to see what that ice cream looks like. Why is it so expensive?

28-year-old mm

Hey, why haven't you thought of where to eat for such a long time? I told you, anywhere will do. Mala Tang? ! It's too unsanitary. McDonald's, KFC! ? If you are so tasteless again, don't blame me for wasting your time with you. Chinese restaurant? I'm not going to a small shop without air conditioning. Did friday have a grudge against you?

figure

22 years old. mm

I like denim clothes best, and they all fit just right. Look in the mirror. It's a devil's figure. I like it when I look at it. What should I do if I get fat? Go running secretly at night.

28-year-old mm

It's strange that the waist of jeans is getting smaller and smaller. It's pumped. What about the wrinkles on the neck? Wear a scarf. I don't know what diet product is better, running? Forget it, running after a tiring day? I wish I could transplant the meat from my belly to my chest.

Personality

22-year-old mm

Why haven't you been with others recently? I don't even have a phone. I miss you so much. Are our constellations incompatible?

28-year-old mm

Call directly to the mobile phone: Where are you? You men are the most playboy, and you have to go outside when you are raised at home. Accompany customers? Who believes it? Tomorrow is my birthday. I won't say anything else.

savings

22-year-old mm

no savings

28-year-old mm

22-year-old mm

petty clerk

petty clerk

housework

22-year-old mm

people won't.

28-year-old mm

I beg your pardon? !