As winter approaches, the new year is getting closer and closer to us.
Beat gongs and drums to celebrate the festival. There is a party today, it's lively!
The new year has come again. I salute you first. I bow to you and give you money!
I am so happy to stand on the stage, but I am too excited to speak. I want to ask what we said.
Please forgive me for saying a few and a half words today. No matter how good it is, don't run!
We have a lot to say, so don't be too verbose. I hope everyone will join us and applaud together!
Listen carefully, folks, and keep it in mind when you listen. If you are distracted, you can't hear clearly.
Usually too tired and stressed, too little bonus. The competition is getting bigger and bigger, and the chances are getting smaller and smaller, so I feel dizzy!
You see how haggard everyone is, with black faces and black eyes. Everybody, who's Saburo?
At noon on weekdays, I cook instant noodles. I really want to work hard, dirt!
Sign in every day when you are sleepy. If you can't stop working, run and sleep after working overtime!
I'm in a bad mood, frowning, with more wrinkles and less hair. The introducer runs as soon as he sees it. Help!
I'm glad to see everyone smiling. I'll come again next time. I wish you a happy new year. Goodbye!
Recommend funny classic three sentences and a half lines:
God gave me a pair of feet and taught me how to stand still, but I only learned to run away.
God gave me a mouth to teach me to shout slogans, but I only learned-funny.
God gave me a brain and taught me how to think, but I only learned to sleep.
Six sisters, three vacations, seven handsome guys and five idiots. If you dare to say that he (she) is not good, (hum! ) Eight horns!
There is no bigamy on the internet, and you love me very much. Don't go after hitting on girls (hi! ) pay!
There are several talented women in the forum. Brother Qing wants to write poems. Unfortunately, there are few people, (hey ~) copy!
There is no crime in killing people in the hospital. If there is something wrong with the liver, cut the stomach. Don't walk while carrying the body. (Hum! ) pay!
College classes are boring, music chatting and dozing off. What about homework? (bang! ) copy!
(a) The four of us stepped onto the stage,
(b) Celebrating the sound of gongs and drums,
What should we say?
(d) goodbye!
(b) Happy New Year (waving your right hand),
(3) Everyone is welcome to give guidance.
(d) whether the performance is good.
(1) Don't run!
(c) Say three and a half sentences today.
(d) Don't eat if you can't say it well.
(a) This is our first time,
(2) messed up!
(d) I'll speak before I go on stage.
(1) There are many happy events in the group.
(2) wild donkeys are willing to warm their hearts,
Let's take off (clothes)!
(1) To bid farewell to the old and welcome the new,
(b) Singing and dancing together,
(c) Review the future of historical exhibitions,
(c) Continue fb (corruption)!
(2) Celebrating double eggs is really lively.
(a) All wild donkeys are happy.
(c) ask why this happened,
(d) Qixin!
(c) Abu's leadership was excellent,
Everyone praised our management.
(a) Ask the wild donkey what he thinks.
(b) wow ~ (exaggeration)!
(d) Speaking of organizational activities this year,
(a) Rising popularity and crowd gathering,
(b) The lead agency takes the lead,
(c) strive for the first place!
(a) "Faku" is the first,
(b) There are many "three stones",
(3)' Liaoyang' also goes to wash hot springs.
Vigorous development ...