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Cao Yunjin and Liu Yuntian

Cao: Thank you for your applause and encouragement. I am really happy to be able to participate in today's performance

Liu: Yes

Cao: But I am also nervous

Liu: Oh!

Cao: Why? All the people sitting under the stage are experts, and this kind of performance is not easy to perform.

Liu: Yes, Cao: You can see even a few boils on my face in face-to-face communication.

Liu: It's so real.

Cao: It's so clear. In our jargon, it's called picking cakes on the ground and holding thieves on the other side.

Liu: Holding thieves on the other side (together.

Liu: of course!

Cao: It's not easy to take a thief across the street! Besides, our program is different from others. Others are like songs. A big-name singer, Pavarotti, stands and sings a song. Ah … Regardless of good or bad, he bowed down and rode his bike home.

Liu: A big-name cyclist.

Cao: We have a cross talk, and two living people are standing here, making waves. : We are willing to go to the TV station to give a program, but someone is applauding.

Liu: Yes

Cao: jijiaogala is crouched well, under the table and above the chandelier, this is crouched well, and in the crack of the wall

Liu: This is thinner than you

. Wow today,

Liu: Applause

Cao: We both wow,

Liu: Applause

Cao: Let's talk about a phase wow, wow, wow, if you don't speak well, everyone will applaud

Liu: Look

Cao: Look how good it is today, no one applauds, see? Good performance

Liu: Yes

Cao: Speaking of this radio station, it has a long history.

Liu: Really?

Cao: I think there was no TV at the beginning, and radio broadcasts were everywhere. To start a radio station, it is just like doing a small business. Artists are privately owned, and they have time slots. At this time, they talk about cross talk and sing drums. What about you? It's very interesting to listen to a Le Er.

Liu: Hey, Mr. Cao stopped you. How about this? Why don't you learn from the old radio stations here?

Cao: learn from the old radio station. OK, I'll sell my strength today. Well, I'm a radio now. See my ears? FM button, (your eyes) indicator light, (mouth) stereo, (nose) inserted as

Liu: There's no waste

Cao: Then I'll start broadcasting now. Attention: the last ring you heard last year was 3: 61 Beijing time,

Liu: Did you say four o'clock was terrible, < p?

Liu: OK

Cao: Dangdang

Liu: It's three o'clock

Cao; When

Liu: live, how can I pay you back?

Cao: The last ring you heard just now was 3: 61 Beijing time.

Liu: Did you say four o'clock?

Cao: 9981,111 weeks. 7,856 meters

Liu: Two arithmetic problems

Cao: From zero to twenty-four o'clock, the broadcast time of this station

Liu: Turn around in a row

Cao: I hope you can listen to it on time

Liu: I can't stand it

Cao: First of all, please enjoy the lotus girl, the performer of Taiping's lyrics "The snipe and the clam compete". This passage is good

Cao: "Action" (winning An Shangxiu) Yesterday, it was cloudy and rainy. Except for the water, the clams were exposed to the sun on the beach, and the osprey dropped down. The eagle's clam meat was unbearable, and the two wings of the clam with the eagle's beak fanned to the south. A fisherman came to the shore. He said that he was happy, but he was really happy. It's better for you to go to the sea and I'll go to the mountains. You go to the sea and drink Tianshui, and I'll go to the mountains to be happy. This is the struggle between snipes and mussels, and the fisherman benefits. It's easier for you to stretch your head than to retreat.

Liu: OK, it's delicious.

Cao: Please enjoy the advertising program: Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen.

Liu: Mouth breaker

Cao: Do you know what is the most bitter in the world? That is, children suffer the most if they don't have milk. (That makes sense) Children at home don't have milk to eat. Please use the beater brand lactagogue Ling and the beater brand lactagogue Ling. If a woman's wet nurse eats it, she can urge the milk to come out that day. (Dutch) urged milk is like tap water, which can be used for both eating, drinking and bathing. Note: it's useless for the old man to eat it.

Liu: Isn't this nonsense!

Cao: It's time to enjoy Pingju. Today, we specially arranged for you a speech (speech, she doesn't sing) brought by Pingju performance artist Xiaobai Rishuang. After that, she is singing (then let's listen). What she sang for you is the aria of Zizyphus jujuba, a modern Pingju "On the Jinsha River" (good). Zizyphus jujuba is round and round, and the lucky spring is natural ... Please enjoy the traditional Peking Opera "The Matchmaker" called Zhang Sheng, and the performer Xun Huisheng (the matchmaker of Xun School, this is good), (Blow) (Live, I haven't heard it for a few days): Tell Zhang Sheng to hide under the chessboard, I won't come step by step, you are not afraid, but you are not afraid to enlarge it, but you have to swallow your fears and follow the little matchmaker (your voice is lost) (What does this mean? Let's listen to something else (pretending to twist Cao's ear)

Cao: Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen

Liu: Here we go again

Cao: You just listened to the first set of programs, and here is the second set. Please distinguish the difference between the first set and the second set (what is the difference? ) The first set is without eggs, and the second set is with eggs (pancakes). Here is the advertising time: Ladies and gentlemen, it's summer. Why don't you buy a fur hat to wear on such a hot day? (Good) Liu Biju, a grain store outside Qianmen, has received a batch of otter hats, worth 451,111 pieces. Don't buy them if you have no money (this is not nonsense). Here, please enjoy an old recording of Laoting Drum, and the performer is Laoting Drum Performance Artist Wang Peichen singing Yutangchun for you.

Liu: Good

Cao: Daming, Jacob, Jiangshan, Taiping Spring, Sit down, Zhengde, Youdao, Mingjun, Huang En.

Cao: I'm sorry, everyone. Just now, it was a bit confusing (ok). The following is the time of the audience's on-demand literary program

Liu: The time of the audience's on-demand program

Cao: It was strongly requested by Cao Yunjin and Liu Yi, actors of Deyun Society in Beijing Crosstalk Conference (the program requested by both of us). They requested the cross talk by Cao Yunjin and Liu Yihe.

Liu: A pair of shameless people. Introduce the artistic characteristics of the two actors: Cao Yunjin (it's him) can be called a rising star in the phonology field, with a glib tongue, generous performance, natural and unrestrained manner, fierce body and very strong body. (That's it) is a rare crosstalk performer, Liu Yi, (it's my turn) can be called a mixed voice in the phonology field, and his performance is disgusting. Human beings (don't hesitate) have a high crew cut, short eyebrows, small eyes, big mouths and upturned nostrils. (What is this like?) The oval face (oval face is not bad) is long (it's over, I can't look at it). This person is stupid. Three days ago, unfortunately, he boarded a train bound for the South Pole. When he left, he was only wearing underwear. If he found a dead body, please inform this station immediately and thank you!

Liu: searching for you, come on, let's listen to something else!

Cao: It's time to enjoy local operas, and we have arranged for you a (good) performer of Guangdong Cantonese Opera to sing Hu Yi.

Liu: The name is almost

Cao: * * * Sang Se Ban Nuo * * Sang Se Ban Nuo Ping Sang Jin to * * * Sang Se Ban Nuo * * * Mourning biu without biu Bo Cantonese Opera. (It depends) I'm sorry I didn't see the weather today. I'll report it tomorrow. The wind will be 1 or 2, and the direction will be north and south. The lowest temperature is 38 degrees below zero, and the highest temperature is 56 degrees above zero. < P > Liu: The weather in Laobaigan is all in a mess. < P > Cao: Please listen to pantomime next. < P > Liu: How can you listen to pantomime? Alas, change the channel!

Cao: Gao Yuanjun bowed on the stage. (Shandong Express Book) Don't talk too much. Let's sing on the board and sing a song "Wu Song Beats the Tiger" for you. (Good): Don't talk too much. Next time, the book will say that you are studying carefully. (After that) Gao Yuanjun stepped down and bowed. (Just sang one sentence)

Liu: Let's listen to something else!

Cao: I was resting just now.

Liu: I was resting.

Cao: Opening the gate (Peking Opera), click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click

Liu

Cao: my heart is burning red. Winter. Shit.

Liu: it's over again.

Cao: fifty cents, fifty cents, for nothing. Fuck you!

Liu: Well, it took a long time to catch up

Cao: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to listen to today's unspeakable program (let's listen to it). In this program, we specially invited Miss Yu Qian, the chief physician of Beijing World Maternity Hospital, to answer our questions on how to prevent gynecological diseases and a series of gynecological problems. Our listeners can use the SMS platform. Tell us what you want to know. Ok, let's ask the director to answer the first caller (let's listen). Du Du, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Everyone can hear you, everyone can hear you. Tell me, my brother. I'm telling you, I'm a crosstalk performer. My name is Liu Yi (me). What's wrong with me? I just found that my urine is not smooth recently. Do you think there is something wrong with my prostate? I'm sorry, sir, our gynecological program.

Liu: am I stupid? I, stop clapping and let's change the channel!

Cao: pull ......................................................................................................................................................................

Cao: Ladies and gentlemen, now we are in the Capital Workers Gymnasium, live for you. The World Heavyweight Champion Competition (sports program) is played by Mike Tai Sen, the heavyweight champion of California, USA, against crosstalk actor Cao Yunjin. (Don't die?) First of all, under the guidance of the referee, accompanied by the melodious and majestic March of the Athletes, the heavyweight champion Mike Tai Sen entered the venue ........ (Tai Sen is doing exercises) When Tai Sen entered the venue, there was a uproar, and beautiful women from all over the world gave an amazing roar (Yes) Tai Sen I love you, Tai Sen I love you, I love you so much in Tai Sen (and in the Northeast), and then Mr. Cao walked into the venue with his unique music (big truth) (big truth), and then the audience under the stage responded in a unique way: Hey. < P > Liu: I knew it was this < P > Cao: The athletes from both sides were already standing in the boxing ring, and the venue was full of gunpowder (Oh) the referee was ready to start. Mr. Cao is very dexterous. He rushes forward with an arrow step and punches the opponent with a powerful left hook in the right face. (Good) Hey, it seems that the other party seems to have no response, which is not good. (What's wrong), flapping (spraying blood), swinging, (English) 1 2 (falling down) 3 4 (getting up) 5 (ouch) 6 (holding on for a while) 7. ##%#……￥—￥—@^$%*^((& ) * _ @ Mike Tai Sen (somebody else won) # #)-@ @ Liu: Let's listen to something else

Cao: In this program, we received many letters from young friends, reflecting that there are too many traditional programs in our program, and we hope to add some popular songs. (Yes) In this program, we specially arranged "Dang" with a power train for you. (I heard that) the order is over

Liu: Just to hit me

Cao: OK, in this program, we will introduce the method of braising pork. (For the catering program) First, cut the meat into pieces, cut the onion into pieces, cut the ginger into pieces, pick up the child, lift his left leg, pour oil into the pot, and hold the child on his chest.