Watching hilarious jokes on campus at the beginning of the school year

It depends on hilarious jokes on campus at the beginning of the school year

1. The teacher lectured on Journey to the West, and said: the Monkey King's golden hoop is long and short, and the following students immediately answered: Huaguoshan water curtain cave is deep and shallow.

Just outside the door, a drunk passed by with bare arms and shouted: Go shirtless

2. A headmaster gave a speech in the auditorium. In order to better communicate with young people, I read the seven books of Harry Potter in the summer vacation. Hogwarts' philosophy of running a school is worth learning from. ?

the students in the audience were greatly delighted.

the headmaster sighed with emotion again:? A great school, whether haunted, students dead, teachers dead, students' parents killed, the headmaster killed or attacked by thugs, can't stop it from starting school on time every year. ?

3. Part One: seniors see how juniors teach sophomores to cheat freshmen;

bottom line: freshmen listen to sophomores talk about how juniors dump seniors';

horizontal batch: you always have to return it when you come out to mix.

4. In art class, the teacher teaches students to draw mice. A student put his hands on his chin and his eyes were straight. The teacher knew that he couldn't draw, so he went over and sat down to teach him. While drawing, the teacher checks whether he is studying hard from time to time.

after a while, the student said with a full face of grievances. Teacher, why do you always draw mice as I do? ?

in CET-5 and CET-4, I copied the answers of MM on the side.

After handing in the paper, the MM gave me a cold stare and said:? What are you looking at mine for? I made a B-roll. ?

6. A dinosaur was caught in Shanghai. The second doctor said anatomy; Fudan said that it should be released to nature; Caida said to sell tickets at the zoo; The Chinese teacher said to let it go to school;

teach it to speak human words; Big said to wear a miniskirt; On the play, take it as a model; Chinese medicine says to do experiments;

Tongji said to give it to Happy Valley; Jiaotong University said put the fuck down! Who dares to touch our school flower! ;