1. Don't say that the world has abandoned you, and the world has no time to talk to you.

2. I went to the city to stand pigeons yesterday, and the result of the competition was that I went alone.

3. In the workplace, just like Conan, you should have a domineering attitude of letting others die wherever you go.

4. God decides who your relatives are. Fortunately, it leaves you room in choosing friends.

5. for the sake of the next generation of the motherland, no matter how ugly, you have to fall in love.

6. I don't know whose wife is in my bed, and my wife doesn't know whose bed she is in!

7. I used to like her broad mind, but it was nothing more than an airport!

8. when you have money, you lose your family, and when you have no money, you worship God.

9. What can I do to kill you, my love!

11. I find that you are half like Shakespeare. "Where is it like?" , Sabie.

11. Mom said: Even if you are jealous, you should pretend to drink soy sauce, and you can't let others look down on you.

12. Thank you for stealing my date and letting me know that he's putting on airs.

13. The object you are pursuing has already been met. Don't be discouraged, there will always be points.

14. Empty happiness means waking up in the morning and thinking that you have grown taller. When you look closely, it turns out that the quilt cover is horizontal.

15. Although the famous flower is taken, I'll loosen the soil!

16. It doesn't matter if your head is empty, the key is not to enter the water.

17. Be a woman in my next life and marry a man like me.

18. Men are not bad, women don't love them, and men don't care. It's purely a show.

19. The higher you stand, the farther you pee.

21. If there is an afterlife, I will be born on National Day and die in Tomb-Sweeping Day. When I was born, the whole world celebrated. When I died, the whole world was sad.

21. If you don't give up, you will never leave this life; If you dislike it, die.

22. Everyone is "original" at birth. Sadly, many people have gradually become "pirated".

23. Heaven didn't give me a big responsibility, but it still pained my mind and tired my bones and muscles.

24. Brothers are like brothers and women are like clothes. Whoever touches my brothers and sisters, I will strip them of clothes!

25. I'm a white-collar worker: I got paid today, paid the rent, utilities, bought instant noodles with oil rice, felt in my pocket, and sighed with emotion that my salary is white-collar again this month.

26. Give me a woman and I can create a nation; Give me a bottle of wine and I can lead them to conquer the world!

27. Every time I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

28. When the sky falls, you support it and I will cushion it!

29. Life is like a news broadcast. You can't escape by changing the channel.

31. unpacking a pack of snacks in the classroom is like feeding pigeons in the people's square, and bringing a pack of tissues in the school is like handing out leaflets in the city square.

31. I want to puppy love, but it's already late.

32. Get away from me as far as your thoughts are.

33. What kind of men do women like? Men who like humor. Then I don't want wives and concubines in groups? Long humor is not humor!

34. It is God's business to forgive him. My task is to send him to see God.

35. Everyone wants to catch the tail of youth. Unfortunately, youth is a gecko.

36. I am not defeated by reality, but I just want to realize my simple dream.

37. Eat wild vegetables at home when you have no money; Eat wild vegetables in hotels when you have money.

38. Rogues are not to be feared, but they are afraid of being educated.

39. A tall building rises from the ground, and success can only be achieved by yourself.

41. Do you think I will watch you die? I'll close my eyes!