Children's humorous stories about horses
1, Sun Bin played the Qi emissary to Daliang, and Sun Bin secretly visited as a torturer, moving the Qi emissary with words. The emissary of Qi thought that this man was extraordinary, so he secretly took him back to Qi with 62616964757A 68696416FE58685E5aeB93133366303766. Tian Ji, the general of Qi, appreciated him very much and treated him like a guest of honor. Tian Ji often raced with the Duke of Qi and made huge bets. Sun Bin found that their strength is similar, which can be divided into three levels: upper, middle and lower. So Sun Bin said to Tian Ji, "You bet big and I can let you win." Tian Ji believed it, agreed with him, and took his daughter to gamble with the sons of the King and the State of Qi. The game is about to start. Sun Bin said, "Now use your inferior horse against their superior horse, your superior horse against their middle horse, and your middle horse against their inferior horse. After three games, Tian Ji won one game, but not two, and finally won the money bet of the King of Qi. So Tian Ji recommended Sun Bin to Qi Weiwang. Wang Wei asked him about the art of war and accepted him as his teacher. 2. The old horse knows his own way. During the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, Qi Huangong of Qi and Guan Zhong, the prime minister, crusaded against the solitary bamboo country and were deceived into the desert by the enemy. Look at the night again, but I see a vast expanse of flat sand, dark fog, cold and mournful groups of crying ghosts, and hate Taiwan. Guan Zhong said, "I have heard for a long time that there is a dry sea in the north, which is extremely powerful. This is the place, so we can't move forward. "We urgently ordered the army to retreat, take the kindling, put it out in case of wind, and stop burning in case of wind. The accompanying sergeants played golden drums, one to protect Yin, and the other to make the teams gather together. Seeing the danger in the valley, Guan Zhong urged him to find a way out, but he ran here and there, and there was no way out. Guan Zhong said, "I know that the old horse knows the way, and most of them are from Mobei. You can choose some old horses and observe their whereabouts. Hearing this, Huan Gong took some old horses and walked first, making a detour out of Taniguchi. "。 3. Digging horse liver Once upon a time, there was a man named Yugong. When he was in trouble, he didn't like to use his head and always did something stupid. Once, Yugong went to a friend's house for dinner. During the dinner, everyone told some anecdotes to amuse themselves. A guest said, "The horse's liver is poisonous and can kill people. Therefore, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty once said,' General Wencheng ate horse liver and died'. The pedant retorted with a smile and said, "I'm afraid you're lying." Horse liver was born in a horse. If it's poisonous, why doesn't the horse die? The guest knows that you are always a little confused, so he decides to play a joke on him and says, "Have you ever seen a horse that lives to 100 years old?" This is because their liver is poisonous! "Yu Gong suddenly realized that he patted his head:" Yes, why didn't I think of that? " Yu Gong suddenly remembered that there was a horse at home, which he had raised since childhood, and his feelings far exceeded those of ordinary mounts. It also has horse liver, isn't it going to die young? Thinking of this, Yu Gong couldn't help thinking of the scene of loving horses and dying one day in the future. "No, I have to go back and save it! ""I stopped drinking and eating and hurried home. As soon as he got home, the pedant went to the stable to take his beloved horse out and tie it to a tree in the yard. I went to the kitchen to get a knife, sat next to the horse and ground it. The horse saw his master sharpening his knife as if he knew what he was going to do. He looked at his master with sad eyes and screamed. The pedant couldn't bear to look at the horse and turned back and said, "Don't blame me, I did it for your own good." Although it hurts a little, you can live longer if you remove the toxic liver. The pedant sharpened his knife, grabbed the reins, gritted his teeth, stabbed it and dug up horse liver. The horse hissed and fell to the ground dead. The foolish old man threw away the knife and cried, "horse liver is really poisonous. If you dig it out, those horses will still not live, let alone stay in their bellies! " Once upon a time, an old man lived in the border area adjacent to the Hu people. Passers-by respectfully called him "a blessing in disguise." Sai Weng is philosophical by nature and treats people differently. One day, for some unknown reason, Sai Weng's horse got lost while eating grass and never came back. When the neighbors learned the news, they all expressed regret. However, Sai Weng doesn't care. Instead, he comforted everyone: "Losing horses is certainly a bad thing, but who knows if it will bring good results?" Sure enough, a few months later, the lost old horse ran back from the Great Wall and brought back a good horse rode by the Hu people. So the neighbors got together to congratulate Sai Weng and praised his foresight when he lost his horse. At this time, however, Sai Weng was worried and said, "Alas, who knows if this incident will bring me disaster?" Sai Weng's family has added a good horse that the Hu people ride, and his son is very happy, so he rides it every day and enjoys it. Finally, one day, my son got carried away, fell off the galloping horse, injured his leg and was disabled for life. After hearing the news, the kind neighbors came to offer their condolences, but Sai Weng still said, "Who knows if there will be a good result?" Another year passed, and the Hu people invaded the Central Plains on a large scale, and the border situation suddenly became tense. All able-bodied young people were recruited as soldiers, and nine times out of ten they died on the battlefield. Because Sai Weng's son was lame and exempted from military service, his father and son were able to escape the disaster in Where Are You Going? In the legend of Bole Xiangma, the fairy who manages horses in the sky is called Bole. In the world, people call a person who is good at distinguishing the advantages and disadvantages of horses Bole. The first person is Bole, whose real name is Sun Yang, and he was born in the Spring and Autumn Period. Because of his excellent research on horses, people forgot his original name and simply called him Bole, which has continued to this day. On one occasion, Bole was entrusted by the King of Chu to buy a good horse that could walk in dry fields every day. Bole explained to the king of Chu that swift horses are rare and hard to find. He needs to travel around the country. Please rest assured that the king of Chu will try his best to get things done. Bole has traveled to several countries, even Zhao Yan, which is famous for its famous horses, has searched carefully, and it has been difficult to find a good horse. One day, Bole came back from Qi. On the way, he saw a horse pulling a salt cart and struggling on a steep slope. This horse is tired and it is difficult to take every step. Bole has always been very close to horses and can't help walking up to him. When the horse saw Bole approaching, it suddenly raised its head, widened its eyes and screamed loudly, as if to tell Bole something. Bole immediately judged from his voice that this was a rare good horse. Bole said to the driver, "This horse gallops on the battlefield, and no other horse can match it, but it is not as good as an ordinary horse when it is used to pull a cart." You'd better sell it to me. "The driver thinks Bole is a big fool. He thought the horse was ordinary, and he had no strength to pull the cart. He ate too much and was thin, so he agreed without hesitation. Bole took a swift horse and went straight to Chu. Bole led the horse to the Chu Palace, patted the horse on the neck and said, "I found a good master for you." Like a swift horse, he understood the meaning of Bole, raised his front hoof and rattled, making his neck long, hissing and loud, like a stone pot of a big clock, reaching the sky. The king of Chu heard the neighing of horses and walked out of the palace. Bole pointed to the horse and said, "Your Majesty, I brought you a swift horse. Please watch carefully. When the king of Chu saw that the horse led by Bole was so thin, he thought Bole had fooled him and was a little unhappy. He said, "I believe you can look at the horse before buying it, but what kind of horse did you buy?" Can you fight? " Bole said, "This is indeed a swift horse. As long as it is carefully fed, it will definitely restore physical strength within half a month. " The king of Chu was a little skeptical and ordered the groom to try his best to feed the horse. Sure enough, the horse became thin and handsome. The king of Chu whipped his horse, only to feel that the wind was blowing around his ears and the time for breathing had already run out of a hundred miles away. 1 Han blood horse Han blood horse used to have a red substance flowing out of its neck, which seemed to be bleeding, so it was called. China was called "Dawanma" and "Bipolar Tianma" in ancient times, but now it is called "Ahama". Two thousand years ago, the horses in the world were in a primitive state. On the arid desert green continent of Turkmenistan in Central Asia, there was an excellent fast horse-Hanxue Horse. Zhang Qian went to the Great Wall and found a horse of China descent. When Zhang Qian reported to Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, Emperor Wu ordered Zhang Qian to take a delegation of more than 100 people to Dawan country (now Turkmenistan) to beg for horses, and brought a model of a golden horse, hoping to get it back. As a result, Dawanguo refused. On the way home, Ambassador China was killed and Golden Horse was robbed. Dawanguo is a small closed country, and it doesn't know the power of China. This behavior made Emperor Wudi furious and made a decision to take horses by force. Since then, two Great Wanma Wars have broken out. General Li Guangli led tens of thousands of troops to punish the defeat for the first time and win the victory for the second time. Dawanguo donated 3,000 horses to the Han Dynasty, and the second war started from Dawanma, which shows the importance that the Han Dynasty attached to horses. Today, more than 20% of purebred horses are Han-blooded horses, and now Han-blooded horses are the longest-lived horses, which can live to 23 years old. During the Warring States Period, near the northern border town, there lived an old man named Sai Weng. Sai Weng keeps many horses. One day, one of his horses suddenly got lost. When the neighbors heard about it, they all came to comfort him and advised him not to worry too much. When he is old, he should pay more attention to his health. Seeing someone comforting him, Sai Weng smiled and said, "Losing a horse is not a big loss, and maybe it will bring some blessings." The neighbors were amused by Sai Weng's words. Losing the horse is obviously a bad thing, but he thinks it may be a good thing, obviously just comforting himself. A few days later, the lost horse not only went home automatically, but also brought back a Xiongnu war horse. When the neighbors heard about it, they all admired Sai Weng's foresight and congratulated him one after another, saying, "You still have foresight. Not only did you not lose your horse, but you were lucky to bring back a good horse. " Sai Weng listened to his neighbor's congratulations, but he was not happy at all. He said anxiously, "A good horse for nothing is not necessarily a blessing, but it may cause some trouble." Neighbors think his posturing is purely the cunning of the elderly. I was very happy, but I didn't mean to say it. Sai Weng has an only son who likes riding horses very much. He found that the horse he brought back was a good horse, with long hooves, loud neighing, fat and fierce. He rides a horse every day. He is proud of himself. One day, he was so happy that he ran into a horse, galloped, fell, fell off his horse and broke his leg. When the neighbors heard about it, they came to offer their condolences. Sai Weng said, "Nothing. It may be a blessing to be able to save your life if you break your leg. " Neighbors think he's talking nonsense again. They can't figure out what good luck a broken leg will bring. Soon, Xiongnu soldiers invaded on a large scale and young people were recruited into the army. Sai Weng's son can't join the army because he broke his leg. All the young men who joined the army died in battle, but only Sai Weng's son saved his life. According to legend, Bole was born in the Spring and Autumn Period and his surname was Sun Mingyang. It is said that there is a swift horse pulling a heavy salt cart on Taihang Mountain. On the narrow path, the horseshoe struggled desperately and knelt on the ground. Tail drooping and skin injury; Sweating all over, sweating profusely, struggling to climb on the hillside, but still unable to pull it up, Bole met him, got out of the car, held a swift horse in his arms and wept at it, taking off his linen clothes and covering it. Maxima bowed his head and exhaled, and raised his head and screamed until the sky. This is his thanks to Bole for his understanding and care for it. The story of a horse is that a man wants a good horse and a fast horse. The horse was far from his ideal horse, so he let it go with a sigh. If he wants to find his favorite horse, he must find his favorite good horse and fast horse. He can't lower his standards at will and ask for horses at will. However, the world is too big and his pace is too slow to find his ideal horse. He became a man without a horse. Someone took the bad horse he let go. Riding a rotten horse, the man found a good horse, a fast horse that travels thousands of miles a day. 5 The story of Xiang Yu taming the wild horse Chu Xiang Yu taming the wild horse "Wu Zhui" is widely circulated. It is said that when Wu Zhui was caught, many wild people couldn't ride it, and even if they did, they were immediately thrown down by it. Strong and competitive, Xiang Yu heard that he wanted to give it a try. He has the skill of training horses. As soon as he got on the "Wu Zhui", he whipped and ran, one Lin Yilin, one mountain, one mountain. The horse didn't throw him out, but sweated and exhausted. Overlord rode on the horse unhurriedly, suddenly grabbed a tree trunk with his hand and tried to suppress the horse, but "Wu Zhui" was not to be outdone and struggled desperately. As a result, the tree even left the mountain soil, and "Wu Zhui" was finally impressed by the power of the overlord to pull the mountain and was willing to be driven away by the overlord for a lifetime. 6 Emperor Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty preferred horse dancing, and circus reached its peak in the Tang Dynasty. It is said that Tang Xuanzong and Yang Guifei especially like women's vault. There are male and female horse-geisha teams in the Tang Palace, which raise a large number of dancing horses. Every year around August 5th, it's horse dance, and the horse dance in front of Qin Zheng Building stays up all night. Horses trained for a long time can listen to music and dance. It is amazing that the horse can propose a toast to the emperor. Later, the "Ma Qiutu" excavated from the tomb of Prince Zhang Huai in the Tang Dynasty was further proved. There are more than 20 horses in the picture. The riders were wearing narrow-sleeved black boots and Fu Tou, and they rode each other to grab the ball. Zhao She was born in Zhao in the Warring States Period. He started as a land official, a land tax collector, and was not afraid of power. Zhao Shengjia of Ping Yuanjun, one of the four sons of the Warring States, refused to pay rent, and Zhao She punished him according to law, killing nine of Zhao Shengjia's housekeepers. Later, Zhao She was promoted to the rank of general, and he fought like a god. In 270 BC, Qin Jun attacked the important towns of Zhao, namely Guizhou, Shaanxi and Heshun. He was ordered to rescue and defeat Qin Jun, and was appointed as Ma Fujun for his work. Zhao She's descendants thought that his surname was Ma Su, but later he saved it as Ma Su. 8 Xu Beihong painted horses all his life. Xu Beihong painted horses all his life, but it can be divided into three categories: 1? Powerful and unconstrained style; 2? Immediately in the sunset; 3? Horses that trot are all thin horses. Beihong's horse has always entrusted the painter's patriotism. In the early days, horses "wandered around, looking around, lonely and widowed" and "tried their best to make a living"; After "September 18th", he became a horse that "mourned the battle and stood tall" and "Wan Li autumn wind looked back diligently and knew the old battlefield of that year". Painters sometimes use Malay to express their depressed feelings, such as "they will help them wherever they go", and sometimes use Malay to express their hopes and ideals, "They will die in the Long March." After liberation, his horse became a galloping horse, "the mountains and rivers have returned to democracy in hundreds of battles, and the rugged road has been leveled." Yu Yang loves horses like a life. On the desk and bookcase of the film actor Yu Yang, there are 24 horses of all kinds. This is his favorite thing. Once a family member cleaned the room and knocked off a horse's ear. Yu Yang was very angry when he found out. He has deep feelings for horses. Mudanjiang area engaged in land reform, he fed 62616964757a68696416fe78988e 69833133264643164; As an artillery in the army, he can't live without horses. Interestingly, Yu Yang and his daughter are both horses. He likes riding horses best, especially fierce horses. He said, "Only a brave man can subdue a fierce horse." Yu Yang always wanted to make a movie about horses, and finally made it "Knight's Honor", but this wish came true. 10 horse racing in Tian Ji General Tian Ji likes horse racing very much. On one occasion, he and Qi Weiwang agreed to compete. They agreed to classify their horses into upper, middle and lower classes. During the race, you should mount the horse against the horse, middle horse against the middle horse, and dismount against the horse. Because horses of all grades in Qi Weiwang are much better than those in Tian Ji, Tian Ji failed in several races. Tian Ji was very disappointed. Before the end of the race, he left the racecourse in frustration. At this moment, Tian Ji looked up, and there was a man in the crowd who turned out to be his good friend Sun Bin. Sun Bin called Tian Ji, patted him on the shoulder and said, "I just watched the horse race. Wang Wei's horse is not much faster than yours. " Before Sun Bin finished, Tian Ji glared at him: "I didn't expect you to dig at me!" Sun Bin said, "I'm not being sarcastic. I mean, if you compete with him again, I can definitely let you beat him. " Tian Ji looked at Sun Bin doubtfully. "You mean another horse?" Sun Bin shook his head and said, "You don't even have to change a horse." Tian Ji said confidently, "That's different!" Sun Bin said confidently, "Just do it according to my arrangement." Qi Weiwang won many battles, and when he was proudly boasting about his horse, he saw Tian Ji and Sun Bin coming head-on, stood up and said sarcastically, "Why, are you still unconvinced?" Tian Ji said: "Of course not, let's play again!" Say, "Hua", poured a lot of money on the table, as his bet. Qi Weiwang chuckled when he saw it, so he asked his men to bring all the money he had won several times before and put it on the table with another 1200 gold. Qi Weiwang said contemptuously, "Let's start!" Gong sounded and the game began. Sun Bin was a bad horse, lost to Qi Weiwang's good horse, and lost the first game. Qi Weiwang stood up and said, "I didn't expect the famous Mr. Sun Bin to come up with such a clumsy countermeasure." Sun Bin ignored him. Then the second scene. Sun Bin took the first-class horse to compete with the middle-class horse in Qi Weiwang and won a race. Qi Weiwang was a little flustered. In the third game, Sun Bin took China and Malaysia against Qi Weiwang's inferior horse and won another game. This time, Qi Weiwang was dumbfounded. The result of the game was two out of three. Of course, Tian Ji beat Qi Weiwang. The same horse, because it changes the order of appearance in the race, will get the result of turning defeat into victory. The old horse knows his own way. During the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, Qi Huangong of Qi and Guan Zhong, the prime minister, crusaded against the solitary bamboo country and were deceived into the desert by the enemy. Look at the night again, but I see a vast expanse of flat sand, dark fog, cold and mournful groups of crying ghosts, and hate Taiwan. Guan Zhong said: "I have heard for a long time that there is a dry sea in the north, which is extremely powerful. This is the place, so I can't move forward. " Urgent education orders to withdraw troops and bring fire, which will be extinguished when it meets the wind and will not burn when it blows. The accompanying sergeants played golden drums, one to protect Yin, and the other to make the teams gather together. Seeing the danger in the valley, Guan Zhong urged him to find a way out, but he ran here and there, and there was no way out. Guan Zhong said, "I know the old horse knows the way. Most of them are from Mobei. You can pick some old horses and see where they go. " Duke Huan did as he told him, took some old horses, led them first, and made a detour out of Taniguchi. The pony crosses the river, the old horse knows the way, and the horse is wrapped in sweat. A BMW is a blessing in disguise, and a horse is Tian Ji.