A poor man holding a fake hundred-dollar bill monologue: You said that people were unlucky, the salt jar got stuck in their mouths, they drank water to plug their teeth, they farted and hurt people, and they twisted their feet when they walked. When did they mix in a counterfeit money? It was frozen (111).

Poor Happy slapped himself in the face with the palm of his hand and scolded him: He had a pair of goldfish leopard eyes open for nothing.

Poor and happy smiled slyly: The Tao is one foot high, and the devil is ten feet high. There is a way.

When you are old and happy, you stand on the service platform and greet the poor and happy with a smile. The poor and happy sit on the tea table and cross their legs.

always happy: little sister serves tea.

Poor and happy: the best Biluochun in the world, plus a plate of pistachios.

Xiao Kaixin carries tea: Boss, Happy Teahouse, drink Biluochun, chew pistachios, be happy, be happy today, be happy tomorrow, be happy every month, be happy every year, be happy to eat, drink, sleep, have fun, be happy all the time.

poor happy hands touch little happy hands: happy! Happy! It is more happy to have a little sister (secret) to accompany you to drink.

Xiao Kuai left in anger: I'm indecent, aunt, and I'll open your head.

When you are poor and happy, go forward and pour tea for you: I will accompany you, boss.

poor and happy: you accompany me, bark face, withered grass head, grasshopper waist, fiddle belly, iron pickpocket, and happy teahouse, disgusting.

Always feel your face with shame, look at your hands and pat your belly: if you don't mind you, enjoy it.

poor and happy: check out. (takes out that fake 111), give me 81 yuan back.

I'm always happy, nodding and bowing, and then I turn around to get the change. I'm so happy and proud.

Lao Happy: Sorry, this money is fake.

Being poor and happy: I said that you were lying with your eyes open, talking in your sleep in broad daylight, and joking without teeth. Obviously, you gave me a real frozen (111), and you switched the bag, cut the stolen goods and framed it.

Lao Kuai: I didn't take the money, didn't move my foot, didn't turn around and didn't put it in the drawer. I'm not a juggler, let alone the Monkey King.

Poor Happy: I don't care. I gave you real money. You have to change 81 yuan. (Poor happy grasping old happy) Look for it or not, look for it or not.

Lao Kuai: Don't look for it.

Take it easy: What's so noisy?

Lao Kuai: You can't expect me to give you eighty cents. I don't charge you, so it's a free drink.

poor and happy: hey! You look down on me, you despise me, I'm a big boss, and I'm a respectable person. How can I say I eat and drink for free, and I can't find 81 yuan?

Xiao Kaixin: You ate Xiong Xin leopard gall, and dare to mix counterfeit money here. Call the police again.

Being poor and happy: alarm is good, alarm is good, alarm is good. When I say you are happy in the teahouse, you are happy about prostitution and selling counterfeit money to make money.

Lao Happy: Forget it, little sister. It's too much trouble to call the police for a frozen (111) ticket. At least you have to accompany the guests with cigarettes and tea. Please sit down and eat. Forget it. Return the money and ask him for 81 yuan to avoid disaster, so as not to delay business.

poor and happy: this is the best policy. (Leave proudly with 81 yuan. )

Xiao Happy: We can't be fooled for nothing. (Xiao Kaixin pretends to be a fake 111. Carry a bag on your back and dress up as a "taxi" on the street. )

Poor Happy drives a taxi, and Xiaoxiao greets and gets on the taxi.

poor and happy: little sister goes there.

Xiao Kaixin: Drive ahead and go where I want to go.

Poor and happy: Little sister (Mi) is really funny. How can I know where you are going? Hey, is it such a place?

Xiaoxiao dressed up in front of the mirror with lipstick, and Xiaoxiao looked back at Xiaoxiao from time to time in the mirror: Little sister is really beautiful, and she is ashamed of flowers when she closes her eyes. Is she the one who went to the massage room in the teahouse bar?

Xiao Kaixin: The dog's mouth lifts the curtain, the rooster pecks at the mouse, drives your car and earns your money. ,,,, Cough! Stop in front. (Xiao Kaixin puts his hands in two purses, hesitating whether to take out real money or counterfeit money. Xiao Kaixin blushed and her heart was so nervous that she finally took out a real coin. Poor and happy, looking at nothing, changed the money. Xiao Kaixin turned away with a guilty conscience, and when the car drove away, he took out the fake frozen (111) and looked at it.

Xiao Kaixin: It's really useless. If I took out that counterfeit note to pay for it just now, the driver didn't even look at it.

Xiao Kaixin sorted out the driver's change, and was surprised to find that the driver had found a fake fifty-zero, gnashing his teeth with anger.

Xiao Kaixin goes back to the teahouse.

always happy: business doesn't go there.

Xiao Kaixin: Don't mention, a fake one didn't mix out, but another one came in.

Lao Kuai: I said you can't survive if you're full, but it's only 111 yuan, so admit that you're unlucky.

Xiao Kaixin: Why do we fall for this mildew? People are nice to me, and I am nice to people. If people are wrong about me, I will be wrong about others.

Xiao Kaixin left: Yes! I have an idea.

I am always happy to shake my head: alas! Counterfeit money hurts people.

(There is a mahjong table on the stage, and two men and two women are playing mahjong. A burst of "Hu" sound, Xiaoxiao shook his head, and Aunt Cui gave money) Xiaoxiao lost money and gave fake 111 to the opposite aunt, who shuffled the cards and didn't give change, Xiaoxiao smiled proudly.

At this moment, there was a noise, and the door was about to open. All the people put away the money on the table, and the aunt couldn't wait to put the money under her trousers, and a small pimple rose in front of her abdomen.

two policemen come forward: don't move! Gather people to gamble.

Xiao Happy: Uncle Police, we are poor and happy together without money.

The policeman pointed to the aunt: Take out the money, and hurry up.

another policeman takes out a fine receipt. Small happy eyes looked at the aunt's abdomen from time to time, and the aunt blushed.

police: each person will be fined 511.

aunt: I have no money, really.

Policeman: No money, really. (The policeman points to his girlfriend's stomach) What's that?

aunt: that's a belly.

policeman: I know it's a stomach, and there's something stuffed outside.

aunt: no, I'm pregnant.

Xiao Kaixin: Uncle policeman, she is pregnant, and I accompanied her to the hospital for B-ultrasound this afternoon.

Policeman: She is pregnant. The rooster can lay eggs. She is a boy and a girl.

aunt: I haven't reached menopause, you! You

Xiao Kaixin: It's illegal to do sex identification. You induced us to break the law.

the policeman roared: I saw that it was dishonest to put money into my stomach.

My girlfriend slowly searched for money from her lower abdomen.

The policeman licked his saliva and counted the money.

Xiao Kaixin used his quick wits to make faces: What does the money found in a woman's lower body taste like when licking it in her mouth? Is it sour, sweet, fragrant or bad?

The policeman put away the money and spat on the ground. The police are gone.

Aunt is very frustrated: unlucky, I just won some money today, and now I'm Yang Bailao.

Xiao Kaixin: The police are still angry today. I gave you counterfeit money.

aunt: what, you are so bad, where did you come from?

Xiao Kaixin: I know that it was the one who choked on drinking water, ate through his stomach, walked and somersaulted, overturned by car, drowned by boat and crashed by plane.

aunt: you're cursing yourself, so you gave it to me.

Xiao Happy: Then you were scolded, too. You were not mixed up with the police.

Xiao Kaixin and Aunt laugh: Ha! Ha! Ha! Counterfeit money harms people, and one should be found invalid.

Cheer up: You're right. Leave this task to the police.

Xiao Happy: Then we are not tipping off the police today.

Always happy: You should be happy, every cloud has a silver lining. You have done a good deed.

Policeman: You just found two counterfeit coins in the fine in your. Recently, counterfeit coins have been circulating in our city. Please go back to the police station to assist in the investigation.

All the people looked at Xiaoxiao and Auntie.

Xiao Kaixin and her aunt said to Lao Kaixin: We are innocent victims.

Lao Happy: Hi! Counterfeit money kills people.

Always be happy to face all the audience: good evening, boss, master, eldest brother, elder sister, younger sister and younger brother.

The audience applauded: OK!

Lao Kaixin is going to hold a publicity activity here today to identify genuine and counterfeit money voluntarily. There is a prize in the activity, and everyone is welcome to participate.

take it easy.

Lao Happy was dumbfounded: Why did you return?

Xiao Happy: What's wrong with me? I'm a victim, and the victim should be protected by the people's police.

Old Happiness: Your conscience is not blamed at all.

Xiao Kaixin: I'm trying to make up for my efforts to promote anti-counterfeiting and anti-counterfeiting activities.

Xiao Kaixin: Grandparents, uncles, aunts, brothers and sisters sitting here, have you ever been cheated by counterfeit money? Please join us in anti-counterfeiting activities. Let's have a quiz on identifying genuine counterfeit money. 111 face to identify the true and false signs, ten yuan for one correct answer, twenty yuan for two correct answers, and one 111 for all. I hope that this activity will improve our ability to identify genuine and counterfeit money, so that counterfeit money can be shouted like a mouse crossing the street and real money can earn more into our pockets.

Xiao Kaixin asked several male and female guests at different levels on the spot: How can you tell the truth from those parts?

The audience raised their hands to answer questions:

Old Happy Live Awards.

Last little happiness: Today, the audience who won the prize earned money, but the audience who didn't win the prize learned knowledge. Are they happy or not?

audience: happy.

Little Happy: Happy Teahouse, happy to welcome happy guests from all over the world.

poor and happy, the audience shouted to catch him, catch him. Small happiness, old happiness, and poor happiness.