Simple and rude job advertisement copy (Part 1)

1. I know that you are not ordinary; I know, you are very interesting; You shouldn't be buried again and again; I'll give you a chance to have a chat.

2. Seeing the footsteps of Chinese New Year getting closer and closer, in order to meet you in the new year, we are looking for extraordinary you, here! There is a place for you!

3. "Let me read your palm." "What do you see?" "You lack a job in my life"

4. The world is so big, how can you know you are awesome if you don't come?

5. Find talents for enterprises and famous enterprises for talents.

6. Give full play to your talents, and you are the most talented.

7. Live after the holiday, come here if you want to work!

8. We are waiting for you to make the top 511!

9. Four talents are Bole's favorite.

11. I can only come across the ocean to see you when my heart is close at hand, and nothing that can be solved with an offer is nothing.

11. Here, you can show yourself to the whole world and spread your light. Will you come?

12. Join hands to enter the world and blossom happiness flowers.

13. Bo Wen shows you the shortcut to success.

14. Beautiful women and young ladies who are looking for jobs in the future: We can't be boyfriend and girlfriend, husband and wife and classmates in this life. Can you give me a chance! Be my candidate, I miss you! ! !

15. recruit the best talents in the world to build a bright future.

16. Believe and prove that dreams are imminent and youth is fearless!

17. seeking talents, finding jobs and finding knowledge will win both sides.

18. Technology-based, innovative and beyond, the world needs us, and we need you!

19. Good choice, good future.

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21. Take a breeze and I only hope you will soar.

22. point to the best and hire it sincerely.

23. There is always a door open for you-Cool Job.

24. You know, most people in this world are looking for jobs from "try it" to "you have to", such as the xx position in our company.

25. Come as soon as it suits you.

26. gather eight friends from all over the world to win over the world.

27. Give full play to one's personal strengths and grasp employment opportunities.

28. Give me precious youth and your dream future.

29. I wait for you in winter all the year round.

31. There is no impassable road in the world, only those who have not joined our company.

31. People are talents only when they reach the right position, and the Great Qingdao Talent Network is tailor-made for you.

32. Join us and create dreams together.

33. Winter is coming, will you come?

34. After the boss left, we lived like a stray dog.

35. All rivers break through the waves, and at this time, the accumulation is flourishing.

36.xx company, it is unsuccessful to specialize in it.

37.*** grow, * * * share.

38. If not, please contact me! ! !

39. Be healthy and have a dream. If you are talented, come.

41. "The sea of misery in the workplace is endless. As long as you look back, you will find that (company name) is always behind you." Simple and rude recruitment notice copy (Part 3)

41. The same job, our company has high salary, good benefits and good colleagues, and nice has great development prospects. Can it be the same?

42. You just need to change your position, and you only need one person.

43. We don't talk about your ideal, knowing that your ideal is not going to work.

44. A good job is like wearing a warm cotton-padded coat in winter.

45. Do you remember the original oath to conquer the stars and the sea?

46. simcere: We need people who are better than us

47. I heard that you are well educated? I heard that you are a technical house? I heard that you have insight into people's minds? XX department, XX department, XX department (such as business department and human resources department) ... XX gives your dream a platform!

48. Gather talents from all over the world and recruit talented people.

51. Give you room for promotion, so that you can find your work goals and directions in about two years.

51. When you cook wine, you know the heroes, but you know the elites.

52. We are also hungry for you, waiting for you to fill us!

53. If you can't find a reason to persist, find a reason to start again.

54. You know the world, and everything is developed.

55. We are serious about recruiting xx (post). You can start the salary. As long as you are good enough, the boss is at your disposal.

56. We need an intern, because the former one has become the CEO.

57. Bo Wen Bole, matchmaking swift horse, be the leader of enterprise headhunting!

58. Learn code here, and your world is yours to spell!

59. Work happily and enjoy life.

61. Come straight to the point, we want money from you, so let's have a look. We don't talk about your ideal, knowing that your ideal is not to go to work. Talking about the simplicity and rudeness of love

1. Today, I took the bus and listened to a couple. W: How long will you love me? Man: I will love you until Big Wolf finishes eating the sheep in the sheep village! Lying in the trough, I was shocked at that time, which is much better than what the seas run dry and the rocks crumble!

2. There are unexpected beauties, but they are not perfect.

3. How I wish to grow old side by side with you.

4. That rainbow is particularly dazzling.

5. Miss maybe just this second, and happiness may be in the next second.

6. Hold your hand and breathe slowly as if you are suffocating.

7. Hold up this sky by myself, and I will always believe in the blue sky in front of me.

8. I have a beautiful flower in a humble country.

9. We breathe hard at each other through the glass. If we are wrong, we will continue.

11. Hugging is really wonderful. Although two hearts are close together, they can't see each other's faces.

11. The earth is round. People who love each other will meet again no matter how long they are apart, as long as they keep walking. So, if I keep walking, will I meet you again?

12. There are so many people in the world who feel at home and talk about everything, just because that person likes you, so he is interested in all the topics you talk about, and all the songs you ask him to listen to are meaningful to him, and all the movies you talk about are meaningful to him, and the scenery you talk about is beautiful to him, just because he likes you.

13. I hope someone will treat you as before, love you deeply, and never let you down.

14. She was blind and crossed the road once. He rushed forward and pushed her away, but he was hit by the oncoming car. When he woke up from the hospital, he was surrounded by her besides his relatives. She began to take care of him in every possible way. In fact, she is beautiful, but her eyes are too empty. On the day he left the hospital, she said wryly, can you let me take care of you? Shall I marry you? He said it without thinking, not good. She's in a hurry. You don't like me? Do you dislike that I am blind? He looked at his dangling trouser legs and smiled bitterly, yes.

15. Don't frown. I'll try my best to give you whatever you want.

16. You like me.

17. Next time, can you shed your pride and like me crazy?

18. The boy broke up with the girl. The boy asked the girl to go first, and the girl turned to leave. The boy looked at her back. After the girl turned around, she couldn't stop sobbing, and her back trembled and walked away. The girl squatted on the ground, crying loudly, regardless of the eyes of passers-by. Suddenly, the girl was pulled up by a force and threw herself into a hug, which was her familiar mint fragrance.

19. Sometimes I really like you and want to be with you, and sometimes I'm really tired and want to give up, but your occasional gentleness always makes me feel that it's a pity if you really like me a little and I let go myself, so I waited for you for a long time just for a little love that doesn't exist.

21. fingers will not move, tears will not flow, and time will not go.

21. Can we expect anything from life? The answer given by life is always bizarre.

22. I smile. Whenever I am sad or happy, I only have a smile.

23. We are always in parting, such as with loved ones, with injuries, and even with time.

24. You left me in a small room with no light.

25. Tears blurred my vision, and it's not that simple to forget my sadness.

26. I lost completely, but I still lost to love.

27. The password of his mobile phone is his deskmate's name. One day, the deskmate played with his mobile phone and locked it. She subconsciously lost her name and actually unlocked it. She looked at him questioningly. His face was red with blood and his head was tilted out of the window: Shit, don't ask me, I don't know what's going on!

28. Don't be too full of love, for extremes meet.

29. Miss has two meanings, one is missing, and the other is losing. I still wonder if I missed you too much and lost you.

31. You can come to me slowly. It doesn't matter if you go the wrong way or take the wrong bus, because I will wait, but don't be too slow. Come to me before I get worse.

31. I kept walking and told myself not to look back.

32. It is the most extravagant thing I have ever done to seduce you with my whole youth.

33. The real letting go is that you won't wipe your hands when you take a shower.

34. I regretted many things when I grew up, but I never regretted liking you.

35. I want to get drunk, jump into your arms and tell all the stories that I love you. I didn't do that just because you said you didn't like girls drinking.

36. Sometimes I just want to be your best friend even if I like you to death.

37. How much people who are willing to make you sad can like you.

38. I used to be a cool killer. He said he liked women who didn't get stained with blood, so I wiped off my blood and went with him. Later, he fell in love with a murderous devil.

39. In everyone's life, there will probably be someone who can never be deeply embraced. Perhaps the reason why the memory is so deep is that he has some qualities you like. He once lit up your life, or, it's just that you can't forget it! The kind of helplessness that no matter how hard you try, you will never get results!

41. liking someone is a feeling, but not liking someone is a fact. The facts are easy to explain, but the feeling is unspeakable. On the simplicity and rudeness of love

For love, there are not so many where will you go, but some people are desperate for love, but in the end, the general result is not very good in our opinion. Therefore, love is easy to get carried away, and it is easy to be deceived. Simple, don't take love so seriously.

1. I took the bus today and listened to a couple. W: How long will you love me? Man: I will love you until Big Wolf finishes eating the sheep in the sheep village! Lying in the trough, I was shocked at that time, which is much better than what the seas run dry and the rocks crumble!

2. There are unexpected beauties, but they are not perfect.

3. How I wish to grow old side by side with you.

4. That rainbow is particularly dazzling.

5. Miss maybe just this second, and happiness may be in the next second.

6. Hold your hand and breathe slowly as if you are suffocating.

7. Hold up this sky by myself, and I will always believe in the blue sky in front of me.

8. I have a beautiful flower in a humble country.

9. We breathe hard at each other through the glass. If we are wrong, we will continue.

11. Hugging is really wonderful. Although two hearts are close together, they can't see each other's faces.

11. The earth is round. People who love each other will meet again no matter how long they are apart, as long as they keep walking. So, if I keep walking, will I meet you again?

12. There are so many people in the world who feel at home and talk about everything, just because that person likes you, so he is interested in all the topics you talk about, and all the songs you ask him to listen to are meaningful to him, and all the movies you talk about are meaningful to him, and the scenery you talk about is beautiful to him, just because he likes you.

13. I hope someone will treat you as before, love you deeply, and never let you down.

14. She was blind and crossed the road once. He rushed forward and pushed her away, but he was hit by the oncoming car. When he woke up from the hospital, he was surrounded by her besides his relatives. She began to take care of him in every possible way. In fact, she is beautiful, but her eyes are too empty. On the day he left the hospital, she said wryly, can you let me take care of you? Shall I marry you? He said it without thinking, not good. She's in a hurry. You don't like me? Do you dislike that I am blind? He looked at his dangling trouser legs and smiled bitterly, yes.

15. Don't frown. I'll try my best to give you whatever you want.

16. You like me.

17. Next time, can you shed your pride and like me crazy?

18. The boy broke up with the girl. The boy asked the girl to go first, and the girl turned to leave. The boy looked at her back. After the girl turned around, she couldn't stop sobbing, and her back trembled and walked away. The girl squatted on the ground, crying loudly, regardless of the eyes of passers-by. Suddenly, the girl was pulled up by a force and threw herself into a hug, which was her familiar mint fragrance.

19. Sometimes I really like you and want to be with you, and sometimes I am really tired and want to give up, but your occasional gentleness always makes me feel, such as