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What are the spoof advertising words?

"We only do nature porters"-For twenty years, Nongfu Spring has adhered to the concept of "never using city tap water", and always insisted on building factories and producing in water sources to ensure the natural and healthy quality of each bottle of Nongfu Spring. Good water source makes good water. Nongfu Spring insists on building factories and producing water sources. Every bottle of Nongfu Spring is clearly marked with the water source to ensure consumers' right to know. Nongfu Spring insists on establishing a production base in the deep mountain forest far away from the city, and the whole production process is completed in the water source. Every bottle of Nongfu Spring you drink has gone through a long transportation route, coming from nature. At present, Nongfu Spring occupies four high-quality natural drinking water sources-Qiandao Lake in Zhejiang, Changbai Mountain in Jilin, Danjiangkou in Hubei and Wanlv Lake in Guangdong. The water quality is naturally weak alkaline, small molecular groups, containing balanced natural mineral elements, and tastes cool and sweet.

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