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Chongqing dialect joke "for a ride"
Ride a horse

When we were sixteen or seventeen, we liked to go for a ride. At that time, there was no Mercedes-Benz BMW, but there was one thing rarer than BMW, and that was bicycles. It's not easy to find a few BMWs in a street now. It was not easy to find a bike in the street at that time.

That day, my friend came by bike. Oh, my God, Phoenix brand, 26 laps, sapphire blue, rear handlebar, front and rear line brakes. Is the legendary sports car! At that time, my ideal in life was to ride a Phoenix bike and wear a Shanghai brand watch.

Call the brothers down and let me dance. A cross, it is a fierce pedal, straight to Jie Fangbei. As soon as the bell rings, pedestrians on the road quickly give way, and the U-turn rate is much higher than that of driving a BMW on the road now. That kind of feeling is the ancient poem "Spring breeze is proud of horseshoe disease, and you can see all the Chang 'an flowers in one day".

At the foot of Jie Fangbei's monument, I suddenly crossed the road alone. I quickly braked and sighed. As a result, the circle of my wheel still touches the edge of another skirt, the top of the faucet, or the tip of another finger.

Although our son doesn't read much, he is very polite at Hermon. He quickly said, "Aunt Liang, I'm sorry, I really didn't see it." . The man looks over thirty. He looks stretched, dressed in five or six, looks pleasing to the eye but has a bad temper. Open your mouth and say, are you blind? Right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right?

I said: I really didn't see it.

She said, don't you see? Didn't you see it when you were a pawn? You think I don't know, it's true that Mads has left. Tell you, if you go back twenty years ago, you will see me from a distance!

I said: impossible.

She said: What do you mean by sowing? You still don't trust Michael. Look at me. I am a flower in my class!

I said, I didn't mean that. I haven't been born in these twenty years!

She said, "What a distraction!" ? I'm talking about going back 20 years. Well, I let you go backwards and you can't find a job. Oh, I won't talk to you two. I went to Sanba Store.