I can't find a funny sitcom in the hotel.

I'll find you a very popular

script-The Emperor's New Clothes (Modern Humorous Edition)

Narrator: Many years ago, there was a king in xxx, named "close king". In order to dress beautifully, he did not hesitate to spend all his money on clothes. His motto was "Better not eat than wear less", so he began to build castles to hold his clothes. Now, there are about 7 or 8 castles! He changes clothes every hour, even in his pajamas. Whenever people go to see the newly posted yellow list, it always says: "The emperor's tailor is overworked and died in the line of duty. The palace urgently calls for a tailor!" ！” Well, one day ...

Minister Zhang went on stage and said, "Hey, depressed! Hey, melancholy! This dead emperor knows how to make clothes all day. I have nothing to do as a minister, so I have to find a part-time job. Today, I finally had a chance to have a meal with our old Dong. He sent me another boring message and asked me to go to his place at once to see two new tailors. Helpless, I had to send them off!

(cell phone rings) Look how busy you are. Hey, who, don't be like a bird! Speak human words! (angry), yo! (immediately changing his attitude) Your Majesty! Hey, I'm on my way! ..... Zha "(rushing off the stage)

Minister Pang went on stage:" My heart is sad and my heart hurts. What's the use of being a minister? People treat me like I'm enjoying all the happiness, but I'm lonely and empty. Who knows who knows (in Taiwan Province) ... This dead emperor, who is surfing the Internet, suddenly sent me an e-mail and insisted that I help him see two tailors who didn't want to live. What a nerve! ..... (angrily stepping down) ...

Emperor: I am a citizen of a big country; At the age of youth, the family has two thousand gold, and daydreaming became the emperor. I have been enthroned for more than three years, and I will change my clothes if I have nothing to do. "(Rubbing my hands) Great! Finally, two tailors came to apply! I am happy. Although I haven't changed my clothes for 2 hours, 27 minutes and 8 seconds, after all, God is just and gave me two tailors! Ah, merciful God (moved) ... "Minister (Zhang, Pang). "Ah, the emperor, I miss you so much! (Hug) "

On the guard:" The tailor is here! " "The emperor hello! (shaking hands) "

p1:" Your Majesty, ladies and gentlemen, have you ever heard of testing smart clothes? He is thin, soft, comfortable and warm, and the biggest feature is that idiots can't see it! It's the latest product in China now ... "

P2: It's really a must-have dress for entertaining people.

(arrange for a classmate to speak loudly) So where can I buy it?

p He: "You just need to call directly: 7474774, or log on to the website: www．. ．com."

emperor: "wow! Ok, it's all yours! Come (the guard answered: here), arrange for them to stay in a 5-star hotel immediately, send all the good silk and gold, and I'll pay the bill! ! ！”

p He: It's rare for you to spend money, so you can spend it well. Pay my mobile phone fee first, then my water and electricity fee, winter heating fee, and then the design fee of clothes.

(End)

Narrator: "These two swindlers didn't make any clothes, they just collected money and made a show. In fact, there was nothing on that textile machine. A few days later ...

Emperor: "I wonder if those two have finished. I have to call Xiao Zhangzi and Xiao Pangzi to show them to me. I think at the beginning, he was the top scholar in our class! (End) "

Zhang and Pang (enter the room and wait for the empty textile machine and the" busy "liar in a daze)

P1:" What's up, dear minister, look, what a beautiful pattern! Look, this is my favorite pattern' Teenage Ninja Turtle' and' Crayon Shinchan', like it? I've been working all night! If you can't say it well, then I only have bite the tongue! "

(Ministers wink at each other) Pang: "Wow! ! ! What a wife! What a beautiful wife! I must tell the emperor that this is undoubtedly the most beautiful dress in the world. Look at the back skirt! How did you make it! ! ..... "

p Qi:" You still have eyes! ！”

Zhang: "There is nothing to say, in one word: beautiful!"

Pang (whispering to the audience): "Is that a word?"

P He: "That is! Oh! "

"what's the matter?" "We're going to eat, bye-bye ..." (End)

"(End while talking) What did you see? I didn't look at anything. " "Me too! ！” ......

Narrator: "When the minister returned, he said a lot of nice things to describe the clothes that didn't exist for fear that the emperor would think them stupid."

emperor: "I can't wait, I want to see it myself! It's been three days! Zhang Er, Pang Er (A: yes, sir! (military salute)), go! Tell them to bring the clothes! ! ! go go go!” (two people end up).

(The swindler "takes" clothes and poses) Li: "Dangdang Dangdang! (3331)”

p2 > P2: "Li Ning, anything is possible!" (Li Ning brand advertising language)

He (hug): "Your clothes are like an angel coquetry, and your kindness is like rheumatism cream on your heart, and your eyes are like lovely giant pandas! Your majesty! I miss you so much! "

Minister (muttering to the audience) He: "Damn it, learn from us! ! ！”

emperor: "is this a dress?"

p: "Yes!"

Huang (to the audience): "Am I that stupid? I am the emperor! Who is the screenwriter? How did you write me like this? ! Damn it! I am not that stupid! ..... "

p2:" Your Majesty, do you like it? "

emperor: "good, good, great! Come on, put it on for me, I'm going to parade! ! Show it! "

guards and children: "alas! ! Take a look, take a look! The emperor's new clothes are on the market! ！”

(The emperor went ahead, followed by the minister, and the crowd watched. The swindler held the emperor. The audience looked at each other, although they didn't look at anything, but they couldn't stop praising ...)

Child: "He didn't wear anything!"

"I ..." The emperor said angrily, "Who's a little P-boy? What nonsense! Back to the palace! ..... "

(end of the play)

Ha ha, that's all. . Not too much.

Reference: arranged by our class.

Respondent: Ya-Scholar level 3-18 16:12.