a, the audience gave us such encouragement. What good art performances do we have?
b yes.
A, how many viewers are here today? They are far away from home, riding their bikes to watch our program, showing their love and affection for us. In fact, we look like this and you don't like it. Ah ...
B is ashamed.
A, there are some audiences who know that our Tianjin Quyi Troupe is performing, and it's such a hobby of Quyi. Tianjin is the hometown of Quyi.
right.
a is recognized all over the country. You know art, especially cross talk. The audience in Tianjin knows it very well. How to lay, how to pad, how to turn over this "baggage", what is turning over, turning over and padding, most viewers understand. How adept you are at listening to cross talk. Huh? This is a great encouragement for our actors, especially young and middle-aged actors. You know all the audience, right?
both of them.
everyone is familiar with it. Oh! Do you know me? Think about it.
b oh, I can't remember.
a who am I? Say.
b oh, forget it, forget it.
a what's my name?
b forgot, forgot! What's your name?
jiama!
second horse? Your name?
a is superior and three are subordinate.
oh, it's still "going up and down". what are you doing up and down? Oh! Ma Sanli.
ah, right. Know my nickname?
b oh, and a nickname?
haven't you heard of it?
b no, no.
a? Everyone knows, my nickname.
b what's your nickname?
a good man.
a good person?
what a good man.
b oh, are you a kind person? Let's see, is this good man like this?
What's A like? Why? What should it look like? Good heart.
b is kind?
a has a good heart. Don't lie, don't lie to anyone, don't tell lies.
b yes.
a has never cheated anyone, cheated anyone, or found a bargain. Kindness, treat others with conscience. Kindness is soft-hearted. No fights, no scolding. Sarcasm behind your back? Hurt people? Ma Shanren, never.
b doesn't have this.
a fight? Good people don't look. I don't even watch fights. I am soft-hearted. I heard that there was a fight, and I couldn't bear it. I can't bear to look, and I dare not look. Goodness.
b hey, sun.
a heart is soft. It is too soft. Soft-hearted! He's such a big man. He's never seen cattle, chickens or live fish slaughtered. He's never seen it. He's heard of it. Hey, kill fish, big live fish, flapping edges, live fish, jump, jump! Hold it! Holding a knife and having diarrhea, like that, I've heard of it, but I haven't seen it.
b hasn't seen it? Hey.
a, I can't bear it! Good! Beating my men never killed anyone.
b-ho.
A is just like this, so good.
b is good.
a big spider fell off the nail wall and trampled to death? Ma Shanren definitely didn't.
b oh, you don't even step on a big spider falling off the wall?
arachnid? There is a bug on my bed, big bug! What should we do?
b twisted to death?
is the nail twisted to death? It's too bad! This is a small life. Does it understand? Does it know? You don't bother, hey, it's over! Ma Shanren, don't do that.
b no.
a big bug, whatever, fuck it.
b hey!
a even if I catch a big louse, ouch, ho! What should we do?
b is crushed to death.
did a squeeze to death? It's too bad.
b what about that?
a, that's a life, is it crowded to death?
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B threw it underground.
A threw it into the ground and starved to death.
b what about that?
no matter who you are looking for, put it to your neck.
b! Oh dear!
Jia shan.
b what is this called goodness? This is called immorality. Put lice?
a weak heart. I am soft-hearted!
is b soft-hearted? Play with lice.
a we have saved its life, and we are not suffering yet.
b hey.
A is looking for a fat man.
does b have to find a fat man?
a, I'm full.
b hey, ok!
a is playing!
b play? Is this called fun? Ok.
a, look, it's fun. What do you do every day when you're full?
does b have enough to eat and let lice go?
a now I want to do good!
b ah, ah! Doing good? I avoid you. Put lice, right?
a who lets lice?
b do you want to do good?
a is doing good, I'm speaking metaphorically. How can there be so convenient lice?
b oh, what's your address?
from Shunyi county.
Shunyi county?
a small place, Shunyi.
Shunyi county, north of Beijing?
yes, it's north of Beijing.
B is ninety miles from Beijing.
a, right, right, Shunyi county. There is a Ma Po in Shunyi County, where I come from.
b?
a Ma Po.
Shunyi county?
a pair.
b south Ma Po, north Ma Po. Two big towns?
a, right!
b knows, knows!
Ma Po in the south and Ma Po in the north. How did you know?
b me?
a have you been there?
b no.
a have you been there?
b hasn't been there.
a how do you know?
b I heard it.
a have you been there?
b hasn't been there.
a hasn't been there? Ok, ok. South Ma Po, North Ma Po, all those houses belong to our family.
both of them belong to your family?
ah, those houses and those big towns are all owned by the ma family. You call Beijing to inquire about the Huangtu Majia family in the north of Beijing, and that is our home. Our family's nickname? Hehuang majia.
b oh, your family sells loess.
a sells loess? The cart sells loess. How much is it?
second, it's Huangtu Majia.
a said from Beijing to the north, no matter how far he went, he saw yellow land, didn't he?
b is yellow land.
as long as it is yellow land, it is our home land.
b?
a yellow horse.
as long as it is yellow land, is it yours?
A looks at the yellow land, so don't ask! Don't ask, it's Ma's.
b oh, how many hectares is this?
how many hectares is A? More than two thousand miles.
b! More than two thousand miles?
a, no matter what. Inside, on the inside.
the second richest man.
a what kind of rich man? We dare not say the rich man.
a large family.
ah! In our hometown, let alone the first family, there are two bad money.
the second richest man.
a? In Tianjin and Beijing, is this still a rich man? Why don't we take advantage of this place? In our place, it is richer. Provinces, anyway, there are businesses at home. You have been to Beijing, so take two more steps. Ask around in Shunyi County, Huangtu Majia, and visit our house. Our house, house, courtyard wall and yard are miles away.
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B! Oh, ten miles on one side?
a hey hey! Four sides, forty miles. There are eighteen roads in our yard, and there are more than 511 people in our family.
the second richest man.
There are more than 1,311 people in the first room, the steward's office, the car drivers, the flower handles ... including the kitchen and the servants.
b hey, big family.
A We are descendants of Ma Yuan, the general of Fubo in Han Dynasty.
b, Ma Yuan's junior.
ah! Does Ma Chao know? The Three Kingdoms Ma Chao.
b knows.
A Ma Chao and Ma Dai, our ancestors. That was our last generation. Ma Yuan, the Fubo general of the Han Dynasty, was our predecessor. This is all a family, surnamed Ma.
Ma's surname B belongs to the same family?
ah.
well, there is a "horse widow" in Pingju. What's your family?
each family has the same surname.
b, what's wrong with everyone here?
a is different. We are the descendants of Ma Yuan, the general of Fubo in Han Dynasty. Please inquire about Li Wanchun, a literary and art singer.
b, is your family called a church meeting?
a Tan Fuying.
why don't you come to your house and sing?
a, we don't say it's a church meeting. We dare not say so. We are friends with others, and they look up to us. Let's invite them to my house for a few days to eat, live and play. We want them to be happy and have fun. Sing.
b hey.
a, we are not called a church meeting. Invite them to come, stay for a few days, have fun and visit Ma's house. Sing a few paragraphs, and when you leave, each person takes two.
b oh, take two ... cucumbers! Yes, your home has more land and more cucumbers.
a is ridiculous! People sell so much strength, and when they finish singing, I give people cucumbers?
what does b take with two? Still no cucumber?
a hey, really! Gold! !
b takes gold?
a gold bar. It's this big one, this long one, 121. Each person takes two. There are plenty in the backyard. What a mess! Take it! What's in the way? Why put it aside? Take it and play.
b ouch!
A big ingot, a small ingot, and a small piece. Take the little one! Give it to the children to play with.
b hey, oops!
a is useless!
b piles up? Gold bars piled up!
ah, I am easy to make friends, and I don't care about money!
b your shoes need nailing! Haha, change your shoes. Those gold bars.
a, ask, you have seen everything! I've always worn these shoes!
yes! It hasn't changed at all
a have you seen it? I don't want to change it.
b doesn't want to change?
ah.
b hey, neither do you.
a is clean.
is b clean?
a dress is expensive and clean, but not expensive. Zeng Zi said, "The steamed stuffed bun has meat but not the pleats."
b? Is this "Zeng Zi Yue"?
a, please visit our house. Do you think highly of me?
b respects it.
a would you like to make friends with me?
b is willing.
a look at majia garden. Have you been to the garden?
b has visited. I have visited all the gardens in Beijing.
where is a?
b Wanshou mountain.
Do you have it in Jiawanshou Mountain?
Yijing Mountain.
do you have it in jiajingshan?
b beihai.
a have you seen any good ones? Still ... Still going to the garden? What's that?
b your garden?
what's in Jiabeihai? Look at the tree! Looking at flowers? Where are there no trees? There are trees along the road.
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B What do you have in this garden?
jiamajia, hey!
what's in b?
the flowers in jiamajia garden are not fresh. Trees? Who hasn't seen a big tree? You visit the garden. What kind of tree do you visit? Hey, really! Majia Garden, what you look at is the art, and what you look at is the scenery.
b oh, what do you have there?
what's in a? Majia Garden, in which there are more than sixty small white pagodas. Ta, do you understand?
b knows.
a tower! More than sixty small white pagodas, one taller than the other. The shortest and smallest tower is like the tip of a department store.
ooh! And the smallest?
ah!
b ouch!
A has more than 71 pavilions. The pavilion is full of white marble stone seats and glass brick pavilions! The bottom of the pavilion is covered with silver. The cranes and deer on both sides are in the same spring, full of real gold.
b-ho!
Jadeite's horns, cat's eye eyes and tourmaline's tail. Crescent River, a stone bridge of white marble. The goldfish and silver fish in the river are better than the donkey, and the toad is as big as a camel.
ooh! Hey? Toad shoots are like camels?
a skill.
how about b! This one.
have you seen the golden fish?
b has seen it!
don't you go to the garden to see the goldfish?
b that depends.
how big is a?
b there are all kinds of gardens. So big.
where is a?
b beihai park.
a, how big is that?
Zhongshan park.
a well, is it so big?
b this is the biggest!
does a play with fish? Play this? Fish fry, fish fry? Give it to me for nothing Give it to me for free. I don't want it.
b yes?
Jia Ma's family plays with fish. Which one do you want?
b how big is your fish?
a hum! How old is it? Do the math! See the table?
table B.
armour is so big.
is b so big?
ah! Goldfish. Wang Tianer fish, Tiger fish, blue velvet ball fish, red velvet ball fish, flower shell fish, flower root fish, big cuttlefish. Cuttlefish, understand?
b cuttlefish? Black?
A black one, like Xiao Lv, like a little black donkey.
b oh, is this fish so big?
a, the golden fish!
b ouch! Where do you feed?
nail fish tank.
fish tank b? How big is this?
how big is a? Glass brick. Thin glass? Thin glass, what's the fish tank for? Glass brick, thick glass brick, fish tank! I brought it from abroad.
b how big is this?
how big is armour?