Super hilarious God-turning joke 21xx

1. I left my hometown that year, and then the whole village had no water to drink

2. I had two hearts, one good and one evil. But since I met you, I have only kindness left, because I am disgusting.

3. I originally had two shrimps, a crayfish and a Pippi shrimp. But since I met you, there are only crayfish left, because Pippi shrimp let's go!

4. I used to have two moods, one is cool and the other is tired. But since I met you, I'm only happy, because I'm exhausted.

5. I had two hearts, one sad and the other happy. But since I met you, I am only sad, because I am so happy.

6. On the way, I was attacked by my classmate, and when I got home, I was beaten by my father.

7. I always close my eyes when cutting onions, thinking that I won't shed tears, but I still cried when I cut my hand.

8. My friend bought an outdoor watch, which is of great quality. It didn't break when I fell off a cliff, or someone died.

9. If you are willing to rip my heart off layer by layer, you will go to jail. I'll tell you

11. Some people say I'm ugly. I really laughed. You haven't seen my friends.

11. Nothing is more important than staying up late. Sudden death and next life

12. If I really want to argue with you, you can't beat me.

13. Others aim high, I aim high at home and stay under the covers

14. There is nothing to say. I am just jealous of you. I envy what you have very much

15. The only constant since I was a child is my heart that doesn't like homework

16. I don't need you to like it, and it's not your turn to hate it

17. My brain is amazing. I can miss you even if I'm busy to death. < p

21. I'm angry that you didn't sleep.

21. I warmly feed the gale and hope to raise hungry ghosts.

22. I don't follow the trend. I'm especially cool. I just do what I like.

23. Nothing is more important than staying up late and dying suddenly. There is another life.

24. If I really want to argue with you, you can't beat me.

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27. I really need you now, but I won't talk to you.

28. People who like me and treat me well when I am fat will definitely repay you when I lose weight.

29. Anger should be the most useless thing.

31. Love is nothing to worry about. You don't even know it. In fact, you can meet eight or nine types at the next intersection.

31. It takes a lot of ups and downs to get so much garbage in my head.

32. There's nothing to say. I just envy you very much for what you have.

33. I don't know what to say. I hope the new year will stay away from you.

34. The only constant since I was a child is my heart that doesn't like homework.

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37. My brain is amazing. I can miss you even if I'm busy as hell.

38. "I'm also afraid that someone will take advantage of it to please you when I'm awkward."

39. I prefer simple rejection to all kinds of perfunctory.

41. Cherish all encounters and respect all those who are lost.

1. I know you today.

As soon as the voice fell, he took out his mobile phone and said, What day? Let me make a note.

2. I went to a restaurant for dinner with a brother. I just sat down when I entered the restaurant. Brother: How big is the boss's frog lung?

boss: hello, we don't sell frog lungs.

Brother: I mean frog lung ~

Boss: Sorry, we don't have frog lung. Do you think it's ok to stir-fry frog?

brother: I mean WiFi for wireless internet access. . .

me: boss, I won't eat this man. I don't know him.

3. Buy socks and ask the boss: How many pairs?

boss: two pairs.

I said, how much?

boss: it's sold in pairs.

I clenched my fist: I mean the price!

boss: the price is absolutely reasonable!

I trembled and said: I said RMB!

boss: it must be RMB! This is domestic! Boy!

at this time, I feel extremely broken inside: I ask again: what is the price?

boss: I told you, it's the market price! You've been whining for a long time whether to buy it or not! ? I see clearly, you are fucking looking for trouble on purpose! Brothers, let's go. . .

4. Korean stars took a shit, and Ta's brain powder was eaten together.

passerby: that's disgusting.

Brain powder A: How dare you call this shit disgusting? You can pull it.

brain powder b: if you can't pull it out yourself, call others disgusting, and you are obviously jealous of them.

brain powder c: you didn't see how seriously my XX pulled, and you didn't understand the efforts behind him.

brain-dead powder d: Why do you call people names? You don't know Ta at all. From this shit, I can know what Ta ate yesterday.

passerby: I mean, your food is disgusting!

5. At work, a message came from WeChat, which was sent by the supervisor. I am in the toilet now, and I don't have any paper. Who will help me?

as soon as I saw the opportunity to make contributions, I immediately put down my work and ran to ask for credit.

When I arrived at the toilet door, I saw the supervisor standing there and saw me coming. Hehe smiled: You play with your mobile phone at work, and your bonus is gone this month. . . Classic gods turn funny personality to talk about

1. Talented people who study at night look forward to female ghosts, and single old men look forward to aunts;

2. Altman counts a ball, and Pig Bajie is the cutest

3. Since the reform and opening up, my weight has rubbed off on the ground.

4. You don't have to say anything. I understand everything. You want to say that my sister is beautiful,

5. I'd rather get drunk and make him uncomfortable than let him not drink.

6. In this era, Wukong pursues leopard fashion and sexy

7. In this era, Wukong pursues leopard fashion and sexy

8. Girl, even if I am alone on Valentine's Day, I will find it right

9. Don't think that this girl is not wanted, but that this girl's love is not worthy of that man.

11. Maybe I am a bad person. But in my life, you will never meet the second me

11. I tell lies to me. I hate it when others cheat me

12. A heartless person, how can you be worthy of letting me pour out my heart?

13. Boredom is a phenomenon, and there is no need to make a fuss.

14. You scold, and you continue to scold until you have scolded enough.

15. My mother told me: If your husband bullies you, let your grandparents take him away.

16. People are following the trend now. Everyone likes to cover their mouths with deodorant socks.

17. It's hard to go to school at noon on weeding day. Has entered the school, standing for an afternoon.

18, dear friends, I really envy you, and I know you at such a young age.

19, the teacher always likes to say in class, students, please look at me.

21, I have to admire my female friends, who are still wearing shorts in such a cold day.

21. There is no doubt that I am the poor man in your dream

22. If I go down one day. Remember, I'll come up for you.

23, not all men and women are equal, why can't I go to the ladies' room

24, brushing my teeth is a sad and happy thing. Holding a cup in one hand and a washing utensil in the other

25. The difference between a person and a pig is that a pig has always been a pig, but a person is sometimes not a person!

26. If you use a lie to test a lie, you will get a lie.

27. Don't spend money to wipe your ass.

28. Sometimes I really want a serious illness, depending on who cares most about me.

29. You were born in this world, wasting resources while living, and wasting land when you die.

31. I can't pass your CET-4, and I can't pass your CET-6.

31. Sadness has been rampant in modern times, so remember to be good to yourself.

32. It's just that I don't think you deserve me.

33. The temper of the exam is that I can accept the blow of being left behind.

34. No matter who you are with in the future, I won't wish you happiness.

35. Do you know that I don't like you? There are countless reasons to refuse you

36. I can't sleep at night, so I have to visit you at your home

37. You'd better not regret missing me, because I'll find someone better than you

38. I fell in love with your addictive poison. How can I be willing to leave you

39 and waste my saliva talking with you, so you have to accompany me? Mosquitoes give red envelopes in summer

41. I'm going to take away your baggage, so you are a happy pauper now

42. Do you think you are short, then step on your left foot and see if there is a high point

43. The world belongs to us and our sons, but it will eventually be our grandchildren's

44. Cars are bicycles, houses are rented houses, brother.

46. Don't play with me. Be careful that I will make you cry rhythmically at last.

47. There is a shadow in front of you. Don't be afraid that it is because there is sunshine behind you.

48. Life is: be born and live.

49. Are you happy now? Laugh if you are happy, and laugh later if you are unhappy.

51. When you get along with people and dogs in life, you find that people are sometimes not as funny as dog gods.

1. The Buddha said that some things are empty. Come on, can money be empty? Who wants

2. Do you know how much I have changed for you? Love

3. A word "give it to you" is better than how many words "bring it to you later"

4. How many stupid children in the world have lost their love

5. Songs can evoke others' emotions when they are sad

6. We agreed to be happy. If you are not happy, how can I be happy

7. Are there any missing parts

8. Looking at your face, broken memories are put together again

9. If I can add one more day a week, I will confess to you on Sunday

11. Everyone who says that he doesn't love is actually filled with an impossible person

11. As long as there is someone who cares, Even if it is ignored by the whole world, what

12, a man like Brother Sharp is a man, or someone else will give me the whole sharpness

13, I didn't think once, the sky falls on the ground, otherwise there would be an ocean

14, others pretend to be pure, so I have to pretend to be forced, or I won't rob others of their jobs

15, then my pet is hungry. Don't say it, don't say it, but return the whole stranger

17. I don't love much, and I love you for 24 hours in one day

18. The world is so big, it's not bad without you. You'd better go to the moon

19. No one sees the beloved Lord, only Grandpa Mao

21. The world is so big and there are so many grasses. Why is it that elder sister? How can I forget

22. Swirling love is slowly falling in front of my window, and happiness is coming

23. You know that I love you, but your care for her has blinded my eyes

24. Everyone has a temper, but it is not worth getting angry for trivial things.

25. The environment is very important. Create an environment for yourself without environment

26. Examinations teach students to cheat, and teachers teach students to commit crimes

27. I'm neither white nor beautiful nor rich, and I have no money, power or status

28. If you pretend to be coquettish, others will not see your true colors

29. If you look at you, you will become a dog.

32. You can't influence others. What is the skill of bullying Xiaoqiang there?

33. Xiong Da often said to Xiong Er, "You must have a bear-like chest."

34. You are not evil there, but your thoughts are a little evil.

35. I see, you are a female, and you can't be a male.

36. Poor people must be hateful, so you don't have to pretend to be poor here.

37. You are rude to your own men. Who else can you be polite to?

38. How much love can win the jet lag? As long as you are willing to stick to

39, men are becoming more and more feminine nowadays.

41, whoever wants to start from scratch will open a barber shop and start from scratch.

41, I can't cry because I have painted eyeliner and mascara.

42, who can come back alive when I come into this world?

43, when I pay the phone bill. Only when I know that my words can be worth a thousand dollars

44. I am the most trustworthy child, but why do I still take the exam?

45. It's not his fault that I fell in love with you, but he was blind.

46. I want to be your heart, and I won't jump if you want to piss me off.

47. Now the hero and heroine of The Girl We Chased in Those Years are chasing the box office. How else to call it human?

49. You play with my squirrel as a ball, and you still call it "Pikachu"

51. If Google and Baidu merge, will it be called Goodbye?