I don't believe it. (Singing) The whole family got together to wish mom a happy birthday ... Hey, didn't your mom just celebrate her 90th birthday yesterday? What happened to you today? A: Yes, there is no class at all. I sing the motherland-motherland, mother! You got it? Oh, it's about the motherland, mom. What gift did you prepare for your mother's birthday? A: This? You see, I am stumped. A: (touching B) Say something. Say what? Our mother's 60th birthday present. B: you can do it if I tell you? That's natural. B: What if it can't be done? A: I invite you to Beijing to review the army. Do you have that ability? A: I mean, you want to hit me, just like I asked you to go to Beijing to review the armed forces-impossible. I don't believe it. A: Bring it on. B: Sixty years ago, at 3: 00 p.m. on June 1, there was a rumbling salute? How about you make an opening speech for our mother on this topic? A: founding ceremony's salute comes from the touching piano sound of Rewafu and Sanxian at the foot of Tianshan Mountain, from the surging waves of the Yellow River and the powerful boatman's horn sound of the Yangtze River, from the blueprint of urban reform and revitalization and the imagination of rural prosperity and civilization, which makes us grow up in the story of East Red and Spring and the song of entering a new era. The overwhelming voice told the world: China people, stand up! B: China is an ancient civilization with profound cultural heritage. Sing a hymn for our mother on this topic? A: The myth of Pangu's creation shows the light of life; The brilliance of the four great inventions spread over 9.6 million square kilometers of land; The persistence of Confucius, Mencius and Zhu ignited the flame of civilization! (Applause.) On the banks of the Book of Songs, in the Chu and Han Dynasties in Historical Records, in Li Daoyuan's Notes on Water Classics, in Su Dongpo's River of No Return, and on the Zhong Ding full of Oracle Bone Inscriptions, Qian Fan, the motherland, is leaping with the pulse of the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau and the ups and downs of the loess plateau. (b) Applause. Yue Fei's "The Red River", Wen Tianxiang's "Song Zhengqi", Lu Xun's "Scream" and Zhu Ziqing's "The Back" sang the unyielding backbone, backbone, dignity and sacredness of the motherland! (b Applause) The bunch of wild flowers in Qu Qiubai's hand, the poverty in Fang Zhimin's body, the grass roots in Yang Jingyu's belly, the patch on Liu Zhidan's chest, the oil lamp in front of the coke window and the footprints on the snowy field all show the tenacity and tenacity of the motherland, soul and spirit! (Applause) On Cai Lun's paper, China's wisdom is written, and China's direction is spinning on the compass! (Applause),,,,, Luo,, explained with life the fierceness of the Yellow River, the strength of the Yangtze River, the strength of Mount Tai, the vastness of Kunlun Mountain, and the power of mountains and rivers in Wan Li! B: (singing) Fifty nationalities, fifty-six flowers ... Are you at your wit's end? Who is at the end of their rope? Well, you have a question. B: the problem has come out. A: What's the problem? B: (singing) Fifty nationalities, fifty-six flowers ... Isn't that fifty-six flowers? What's so hard about that? B: It's not difficult. Come on. A: Peach blossoms bloom in the north in spring, litchi trees are full in Fujian in summer, grapes are ripe in Turpan in autumn, and rice flowers smell in Hainan in winter. Colorful flowers bloom every day, and the harvest is in sight! B: (to the audience) This guy is not simple. Let me make the topic a little more difficult. (To A) This time I said time. What did you say?/Sorry? A: (Stage accent) Be my guest. B: 1949？ A: A great man waved his giant arm and announced with one voice that the haze of China for 5,000 years had been dispelled. B: 1978？ A: (With corresponding actions) A giant, with superhuman courage, sized up the situation and opened the dusty country to the world. B: 1997？ A: China welcomes the fragrance of Bauhinia! B: 1999？ A: China added water lotus fragrance! B: (to the audience) Great! (To A) I can't believe it! A: Is it difficult? B: What changes have taken place in our mother since the reform and opening up? A: After 30 years of reform and opening up, we have broken through the shackles, got rid of the old planned system and opened a new chapter in the market. Cancel the collective pot rice and implement the contract of joint production; Reservoirs are common and rivers are impressive. Science and technology promote agriculture, hybrid rice, and eating is no longer difficult. (Applause) Persuade agriculture and promote business, learn with an open mind, and establish a Scientific Outlook on Development. Instead of exhausting manpower, let all walks of life flourish. There are Guangzhou and Shenzhen in the south, Beijing and Shenyang in the north, Chengdu and Chongqing in the west, Nanjing, Suzhou and Hangzhou in the east, with dense population, criss-crossing streets, high-rise buildings and shops, which is far from Wanluo in Iron Man and definitely superior to Shuyang in the Tang Dynasty. Hefei, Wuhan, Xi, Lanzhou, Urumqi and Hohhot are busy cities. Shenzhen, a fishing village, is as rich as an enemy. Wuhu, a city in Shanghai, is a huge port that devours foreign countries. Small businesses have mushroomed, and big companies have mushroomed. After the reform, the frequency has changed; Since the opening up, things have been different. (Applause) Ertan Three Gorges has infinite energy storage. West-to-east gas transmission, taking into account petroleum alkanes, breaks even, making families in the eastern province worry about lack of gas; The South-to-North Water Transfer Project is connected by rivers and traffic, so that the people in the north are no longer short of water. (Applause) The Third Plenary Session will reopen the college entrance examination; Thousands of students, try economics again. So Everest surveying and mapping, measuring dome column; Antarctic expedition, taking a snow dragon boat ... B: Stop, stop. A: (Stage accent) I just said I was in a good mood. You just stopped clapping, but why did you stop? B: It looks very simple. I'll give you another difficult one. Please tell me. B: Mom, what changes have taken place in aerospace and sports in the past 60 years? (to the audience) I don't believe it. A: Rockets are the best. Everyone knows about the Long March. Satellites orbit the earth, and the world is still called Dongfanghong; God flies seven times in the sky, and the weaver girl is far away; Chang 'e explored the moon and saw the Jade Rabbit expensive palace at close range. Win the first gold medal in Los Angeles and wash away the shame in sports; Invite 100 countries to Beijing to spread the story of the Bird's Nest. (A Applause) B: Why did you wake up by yourself? A: My mother has made great achievements in science, technology and sports. I'm proud, I'm proud, can't I? B: OK, OK. Increase the difficulty, do you dare to fight? At your level, you still want to beat me? B: (to himself) I don't believe it. (to A) Can you tell me about this couplet ... A: How about it? I invite you to come to Beijing to review the army. A: Chairman Mao taught us to be kind. Don't make promises you can't make, lest others accuse you of treachery. B: Do you have couplet phobia and dare not fight? Go ahead, you'll have couplet phobia. Make couplets. B: (proudly) Listen, the 60th anniversary of the National Day is being celebrated all over the world. This is a glorious moment. Look at the land of China singing. A: (It suddenly occurred to me) What can I do if I can't review the three armed forces? B: I, I, I ask the audience to applaud you. Ok, please get a round of applause from your. Mother's birthday, Chinese children live in harmony and well-off, and the party and government policies point out the direction. [Party A and Party B appear and end]