Xingfu childhood

(The host announced the curtain call and the audience applauded)

I didn't expect someone to really applaud. It's a big deal. This is ... In fact, I know in my heart that your applause is a farewell to the host. I don't have a name, but just now, at the gate of this theater, a child recognized me: (wiping his nose) "Are you an actor?" How about playing Avatar? "I mistook one for another.

Look at these comedians on stage. There was constant applause and laughter from the audience. Come to my house. The dawn here is quiet. (The audience applauds and the actor waves) You don't have to comfort me. Really, I'm used to keeping a low profile I'm not talking about cross talk, I'm talking about loneliness. Because I was not cut out for crosstalk since I was a child, I was … a little … stupid since I was a child. How happy children are now. There are three couples and a child. He can't speak Chinese yet, so he signed up for an English class. When I was a child, of the five brothers in my family, only my father earned money. Five children and four pairs of trousers. I am too old to stay at home. ...

What toys does this child have? All charged, computers, video games, electric batons ... this is not fun! When I was a child, there was a switch at home, and my father wouldn't let me touch it. Now this kid has an MP8. I didn't even have a P when I was a kid. My grandmother had a cane. When she died, I played it for half a year ... I used it to pretend to be an old lady. It's really meaningless to go to school during recess. The monitor organized a competition for us to see who could get this head into the table. I am ... I am very competitive. I ... I went in and couldn't get it out ... I found my father and took me to the hospital. The teacher in the reception office wouldn't let me go out, saying that this table was public property ... I had to take it off. ! ..... pay the deposit before letting go. Now this doctor is responsible for patients, but when we were young, that doctor was a liar. Cut off my neck ... my dad said beheading had been abolished long ago, so he dragged me away. Go home. I can't get on the bus. I walked home with a table on my head. I don't know what my arm is. One of our neighbors is a carpenter and said I saw a table. I can't bear it. The school withheld the deposit. My dad says it's good to wear a desk, which is convenient for homework. My head is stuffed in it. I do not see any at all. Do my homework. Three days later, people lost a circle and finally pulled it out. ...

Nowadays, children watch performances, how rich they are, cross talk, drama, puppet show, music ... The only drama when we were young was performed by the local amateur troupe. When I was a child, I watched Outward Outward Taking Tiger Mountain. Yang Zirong shot Luanping, and Yang Zirong held Luanping down with this hand. This hand held the gun and made a gesture. There was a prop artist backstage who took the hammer and hit the gun with a bang. Luan Ping died. That day, it was performed on the playground. It's raining and the gun is wet. Yang Zirong made such a gesture, but the gun didn't go off. Our classmates were shocked. The teacher told us that Uncle Yang Zirong used silent pistol. Luanping, he can't hear the gunshots. He didn't ... he didn't lie down. Yang Zirong, keep playing. "I represent the people ..." caught up with another wet cannon, "On behalf of the party ..." Another handwritten cannon. Yang Zirong was really anxious: "No bullets ... I strangled you on behalf of the People's Party ..." This Luanping strangled you ... I stood up and cheered. I said, "Uncle Yang Zirong has a good hand ..." Because my head was squeezed by the table, I became a little silly ... At that time, we had a chicken at home, and the driver wanted to lose money, so he asked me. I said, "Look at the feathered elephant, but our home is not so flat ..." My aunt sometimes helps me with my homework and gives me a song "Monkey King Thrice Defeats the Skeleton Demon", saying that I have long hair and Bluetooth, but I don't listen. She looked out of the window. My aunt was really worried: "Fang Qingping, you look at me instead of me. You know what Bai looks like. "I didn't attend the lecture in class. The teacher is talking above, and I'm whispering below. Our teacher punished me: "Fang Qingping, repeat what you just said loudly for twenty times!" " Dare not say, stand there: "There are leeks in the teacher's teeth, there are leeks in the teacher's teeth, there are leeks in the teacher's teeth ..." (waving your hand) "Ok, please remember, if you want to speak in class, you must raise your hand. "The teacher spoke for twenty minutes. It's time to answer students' questions. Everyone raised their hands, so did I. The teacher remembered the revenge just now, and the last one called me, "Fang Qingping, what do you want to ask?" "Too late, I solved it on the spot ..."

What I learn worst is Chinese. Can't even make sentences. The teacher asked me to make sentences with the word "one by one". My sentence is "at six o'clock in the evening, my father will come home one after another". The teacher wrote a comment at the back: "Is your home in chaos? Fathers don't go back together, so they go back one after another. How many times does your mother have to heat the meal? " At that time, I couldn't make sentences without my father, who was the only person in the family who made money. The teacher asked me to make sentences with the word "thank you". The sentence I made was "I thank my father for doing my homework" and betrayed my father. The teacher asked me to make a sentence with "original", and the sentence I made was "it turned out that he was my father", which made me understand …

The writing is even worse. In the second grade of primary school, the teacher asked me to write "My XXX". I flatter myself and write "My teacher". The first sentence says, "My teacher is a melon seed face". I wrote less about this melon. Our teacher looked at it and said, "My teacher is a claw face". What's paw face like? ! Then look down, "in the middle of the night, I came to the teacher's door." Why do children go to the teacher's house in the middle of the night? I don't know what the wind is. "I saw candlelight flashing in the teacher's window." Our teacher is a model of saving electricity. "The teacher corrected our homework overnight." In fact, this small homework in primary school was corrected in half an hour. Our teacher is slow, so we have to change it to evening. "Looking at the white hair on the teacher's temples, my eyes are moist." That year, our teacher was only twenty-one years old. "The teacher endured the pain, corrected the last homework for us, closed his eyes with relief and left us forever. Silkworms in spring will weave until they die, and candles will drain the wick every night. We must carry on the teacher's legacy and be teachers of the people when we grow up. We all want to be teachers when we grow up. I don't know where to find so many students. We could only write this composition when we were young. In the third grade of primary school, I was asked to write "my XXX", but I was afraid to write a teacher. I'm afraid of getting into trouble. I wrote, "My grandmother has passed away, and I sincerely wish her a happy life as the East China Sea is longer than Nanshan.". They are all dead, living longer than Nanshan. Zero point! In the fourth grade of primary school, I was asked to write "My XXX". I plan to write a good article this time, and I can't score zero more. The title of my composition is My Comrade Qiu. The teacher said, you have to know other people, even I have never met Comrade Qiu. Zero point! Because our knowledge was narrow when we were young, the teacher could only give us this composition question. " My so-and-so ",or write" a good thing ",you will be in trouble as soon as you write this topic, and 80% of the students in the class will see the old lady crossing the road. Now the old lady has to cross the street by herself. With the brave, she drives faster and faster and rushes forward, doesn't she? The car came from here, and the old lady looked over there. You dare not hit me anyway. When we were young, the old lady was very honest and waited there with a stick, waiting for us to help her, but she wouldn't go home after helping her. She also checked her household registration. "What's your name?" We still can't tell her, "My name is red scarf. "This is a good thing, and let's keep a diary every day, so some children have to remember something every day! Nonsense! " It's sunny today, and the teacher led us to climb Mount Everest. The students started the mountaineering competition, and Wang Xiaoming, the sports commissioner, climbed to the top of the mountain in less than five minutes. At the top of the mountain is an orchard with watermelon trees, wax gourd trees and Christmas trees. The farmer's uncle climbed the watermelon tree as dexterously as a big cat. The farmer's uncle picked the biggest watermelon and threw it to me. I grasped it firmly with my left hand. Opposite the orchard is the Palace Museum. The students lit a bonfire and listened to the teacher's story about his war. As long as the teacher gets good grades, he will take us to climb Xiangshan, a mountain higher than Mount Everest. To tell the truth, take us to Xiangshan to pick sausages. "

I often organize spring outing and write "Spring outing" every time. The whole class has a set of words, all of which are: "We came to the park happily. The first thing you see is a rockery. The flowers on the mountain are as red as fire, as pink as chardonnay and as white as snow. Some students play hide-and-seek and some students eat snacks. After a pleasant day, everyone reluctantly left. The students all say that they will come to the park next spring. " All these words. One spring outing, the school organized a grave-sweeping, and asked us to write a composition. We also used this phrase: "We came to the cemetery happily. The first thing you see is the grave. The flowers on the wreath are as red as fire, as pink as chardonnay and as white as snow. Some students play hide-and-seek ... "They are brave enough to go to the cemetery to play hide-and-seek, and they are not afraid of hitting children. "... some eat snacks ...", eat tributes! "Everyone had a good time and reluctantly left. The students all say that they will come here next spring ... "Isn't this full? No ...

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