When drinking, I sometimes send some funny jokes in my circle of friends in a daze. The following is the related content of the jokes I carefully arranged for you to drink in the circle of friends. I hope you will like them!

a selection of jokes and jokes about drinking in friends circle

1. Xiaoming was playing with a magnet in class, and was seen by the class teacher, who stepped down from the platform to confiscate it. As soon as she reached out, the whole magnet was attracted to her gold ring? On her gold ring? On her gold ring?

2. The lovely me was replaced by a more lovely me ~

3. You always laugh so crazy when you are happy on the other end of the phone, and I listen so stupid on the other end of the phone.

4. Part I: Love, love and sincerity. The bottom line: wooden money, wooden car, wooden house. Horizontal batch: born bachelor.

5. I quarreled with my girlfriend and threatened to wait and see. Now I have watched each other for more than ten miles.

6. He Yichen waited for the Year of Zhao Mosheng and the Year of Little Brother, but you forgot that the Monkey King waited for the Year of Tang Priest.

7. I secretly changed my number name in my deskmate's mobile phone to? Dad? Send a text message to him in class: come back quickly, son, and we will learn chicken feathers when we win the lottery! After reading it at the same table, the class teacher ran out directly and asked him why he was going. He said without looking back? Fuck you, le Gobi?

8. The first time I saw you, it was your family who pulled peanuts. You said you liked me. I went to your house for a week, and after that, you said you didn't think we were suitable! The second time you broke corn at home, you said you couldn't bear to part with me. I went to your house to break the sky and tanned me. As a result, you told me that you should think about it! Today, you said that you still think I am the best and want to be with me. I know, your family should be threshing millet!

9. The math teacher took us swimming in the sea of questions. As a result, she went ashore and we all drowned.

11. If you want to be a beautiful girl on campus, you must eliminate a group of fake schoolmates from a group of seniors.

11. My biggest wish is that the school collapses, the teacher is crazy, the homework belongs to others, and you are mine.

12. It is not difficult to borrow again if you have borrowed and paid back. If you have borrowed and paid back, don't come again if you have difficulties.

13. A female friend and a gay share a house. One night she was very depressed, and that gay gave her a bowl of noodles very thoughtfully. She suddenly felt very warm and said: Or we can just make do with it. ? I didn't expect gay's face to change greatly:' You don't have men, but I do! ?

14. Yesterday, I received a message from QQ requesting to add friends:? I'm your mother. ? I immediately replied:? I'm your dad! ? It was rejected. Then I got a call from my mother and said, Add me, quick! ?

15. I was drunk and went to a restaurant bathroom to pee. I saw a sentence written on the wall and took a closer look. It read:? Don't look here, concentrate on peeing. ? By the time I finished reading this sentence, I had peed my shoes.

16. I am an ambulance doctor. Today, a patient told me that he had only six months to live. I want to say something encouraging! Comfort to:? Six months, it will pass quickly, be strong! ?

17. I once rented a Jin Tianyi at Man Bar, and when I saw the second page, I burst into tears. I don't know who the hell drew a circle on a character with a blue ballpoint pen and wrote: Is this the murderer?

18. I suddenly found an interesting rule: No matter whether we watch a love drama or a youth idol drama, at the end of the day, the hero and heroine get married, and the TV or movie will end. What does this mean? This profound explanation: as long as a man and a woman get married, there is no future!

19. The mother-in-law tests the three sons-in-law. First, I invited my eldest son-in-law to take a walk. When I crossed the bridge, I suddenly jumped down. My eldest son-in-law was rescued by diving, and my mother-in-law gave him a Guangben car. The mother-in-law did the same thing, tested her second son-in-law, and was also rescued. The injured second son-in-law was given an Audi. She tried her third son-in-law, who couldn't swim and couldn't save her, and her mother-in-law drowned. The next day, my father-in-law gave him a Mercedes!

21. a:? Sister, if someone hurts you, how long will you forgive him? B:? It's God's business to forgive him. My task is to send her to see God.

I recommend jokes about drinking in a circle of friends.

1. My parents quarreled fiercely, and my mother suddenly picked up a bottle of dichlorvos and said to my father, If you do this to me again, I will let you taste the loss of your loved ones! Then he opened my mouth.

2. Just now, someone said he liked me, so I deleted him directly. In September, he said he liked me, and he definitely wanted to trick me into going to his hometown to break corn and cut beans.

3. I remember learning a text in the second grade of primary school, which probably means that the teacher was ill and the students sent eggs. After teaching this text, the teacher became ill the next day. One of our students collected more than 71 eggs to see the teacher. After a year, my brother learned this text, and the teacher became ill the next day. What a deep routine?

4. If we can't be lovers, we'll be sex friends. We can't make a sound without a shot. We hit home runs every night. Wechat funny sentences.

5. My roommate kept a cactus. Today, I accidentally knocked it down. I quickly reached out and grabbed it back, saying nothing. It was so brave. . .

6. A patient came to see a psychiatrist. Patient: I always thought I was a bird. Doctor: Oh, that's very serious. When did it start? Patient: Since I was a bird.

7. Landlord: What do boys say that will make girls feel particularly angry? Reply: buy!

8. You always laugh so crazy when you are happy on the other end of the phone, and I am so stupid on the other end of the phone.

9. that day, I cried and asked my boss why he had to work overtime this weekend. The boss said, today is, and there can't be a holiday.

11. Please don't smirk at me when I call your full name, because I'm serious at this moment.

11. Don't go out when the road is frozen in winter in single dog, because it will freeze if you fall down? Wang Wang crushed ice and ice.

12. I stay at home because I am too cute to stay outside for long.

13. When I first came out of the shower, I always thought I was so beautiful and cute, because my brain was washed with water.

14. There are always some people in life who try their best to get close to you and chat with you late into the night every day, just to steal your expression pack.

15. You are really, give you a wooden stick, and you are still a needle!

16. It's cool to be busy alone. It's none of my business to be full of faces.

17. Being thin and fat after leaving home, the local accent has not changed. Children meet strangers and exclaim who you are, fatty.

18. Some people say that it is easy to have an accident when walking and playing with a mobile phone, and lying in the trough scared me to start running and playing.

19. My sister ran out of the room and asked me: You just went to my room? Me:? Yes ? My sister:? Have you seen your brother-in-law? I took a bite of the cucumber and replied:? Sister, you are crazy. You're not even married. You don't have a brother-in-law. ?

21. I'm just playing with my fat face, which is not as serious as your ugly face.

jokes about friends drinking

1. Let's break up, Mr. Summer vacation. Don't ask me why, because: the cruel and overbearing Mr. Kai Xue wants to be good to me.

2. I've been single for a long time, let alone unscrew the bottle cap. I can unscrew the fire hydrant.

3. God will certainly forgive me, because that is his profession.

4. Juliet, let's go home by another way, shall we? Hum! You're scared, aren't you? Retreat and retreat! Let's not retreat, okay?

5. The furthest distance in the world is not life and death, nor love and ignorance, but the distance between the bed and the bed in winter.

6. Your charming eyes make me intoxicated; Your tall body makes me intoxicated; Your handsome appearance fascinates me.

7. My cousin and I were alone at home that day. She was lying on the bed in an attractive posture. I went to the bed, and her body fragrance filled my nose. I held her thigh, and she looked at me doubtfully. Then I took off her pants. She seemed to understand what it was and began to cry. Finally, she lost her strength and didn't resist. She just cried. I succeeded and successfully replaced her diaper.

8. The best love is to feel that the other person is like a pig, but still afraid that he will be taken away by others.

9. Don't envy your friends who have more steps than you. They haven't gone far, but their legs are short.

11. The math teacher at noon is Yu Wentian. One day, a classmate called him Mr. Yu. It is estimated that this product didn't know there was another thing called compound surname. Embarrassed, the teacher said, My surname is Yuwen. Just call me Mr. Yuwen. The classmate paused for a second and said, but you are a math teacher!

　11. ? I have a room waiting for you? Are you kidding? Really, they say you're good at it. I want to try it, right? Where are you? Happy Landlord Telecom Zone 1 Room Table?

12. Love makes people forget time, and time also makes people forget love.

13. If you look like a steamed stuffed bun, don't blame the dog for following.

14. I like you so much that you will die if you like me.

15. The beauty of learning lies in confusing people; The beauty of poetry lies in inciting men and women to cheat; The beauty of a woman lies in being stupid without regrets; The beauty of a man lies in telling a lie.

16. First-class smoker Greater China has everything on his mind. Second-class smokers can't estimate how many wives they have in three or five. Third-class smokers double happiness depends on themselves. No one knows that fourth-class smokers are exhausted from cigarettes.

17. wife:? Please! Don't drink any more for me! ? Husband:? Nonsense! I didn't drink for you.

18. I wish you: you have a high position, light responsibilities, more money and less work, stay close to home, sleep until dawn every day, get a cramp in your salary, you receive a gift when you spend money, and you get a raise when others work overtime!

19. All ideals shine as long as they don't involve money. As long as they involve money, they all become dreams!