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Having said that, I thought it was applause. It's shameless.
Yes, that's what I said. Therefore, I strongly condemn and warmly support this behavior of asking the audience to applaud.
Ha ha ha, it's a bit messy.
As we all know, stand-up crosstalk is hard to say. The key is that there is no comedian and little support. Think about it. Shoe racks were sold, socks racks were sold, and even Zhao's old man almost became a rice rack. You said it's better to have a holder than nothing. Better to take it off, better to take it off, hahahaha.
So there are very few people who stand up for cross talk. Generally, the students in Class Two are afraid to talk, and even the old man Hou is afraid to talk, so he just talks about cross talk. There are three people in the country who speak it best. The first one is Liu Baorui, the king of stand-up comedy. The old man has traveled west, so you can't see him talking cross talk. If you want to see him, you must get your passport from the underworld and meet him there. However, if you go, you can't come back. I'll tell you first in case you regret it.
The other is Degang Guo. At some point, Degang Guo found that it was not as good as I said, and there was no way out, so he changed words with Yu Qian, and he became an outlaw and turned his back on the darkness.
You don't even know, don't say you don't know, I just found out.
I'm the one who can say it best now.
So, you are blessed to be here today. Listen to me. This is really a good thing, which is equivalent to Yong Dong seeing the seven fairies. This is a good thing. It is a good thing that the Monkey King met the Tang Priest. He was saved by writing on Wuxing Mountain. It's better than Pan Jinlian meeting Ximen Qing.
In other words, these two are not good things, yes, they are not good things, but there are good things.
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If you are right, you can't laugh, but you can have fun.
I am very happy to be with you today. To express my feelings, let me invite you to dinner.
McDonald's, KFC, no, now that the economy is in crisis, we should support national industries, not eat western food and boycott foreign goods-
so
Speaking of eating, there is really one thing, which is related to eating. Let me tell you something.
For example, four people went abroad to study through Gaolaozhuang, Liushahe and Huoyanshan. I didn't say the Monkey King was the four of them. Walk and you will arrive in Africa.
Africa is a big forest. When I was walking, I got lost and went to the cannibal tribe. Caught by cannibals.
The king of cannibals is very happy. Why is he so happy? Because they love to eat people, especially Europeans and Asians. They are clean in vain, sprinkle some salt, pepper, cumin and Chili noodles, and bake them on the fire. Ah, it's delicious
The cannibal king ordered: children, bring a big iron drill and kebabs.
When I said this, I was very happy to see one of the four people with double eyelids and big eyes, like a big girl, like a = = =, with delicate skin.
Point with your hand and say, keep this and be my wife.
The man was shocked and said quickly, look, I am a man, not a woman.
Hey, hey, cannibal. I don't want you to be a woman. I am brokeback mountain.
Hearing this, the man immediately looked very brave and martyr, with a sneer on his face, hehehehehehe.
It doesn't matter to behead, as long as the doctrine is true, I, I agree.
The cannibal king was very happy to hear this. I'm so happy. I thank your eight generations of ancestors. What day is this? You have married your daughter-in-law and celebrated the New Year.
There was a cannibal talking next to him. He said, What about our present Mrs. Zhazhai?
Baked and eaten.
Then, the cannibal king roasted the remaining three with his fingers.
All three men began to beg for mercy, and the little white face who had just become a fortress in lady lady, Your Majesty, spare them for my sake.
Hearing this, the cannibal king had to lose face. The new wife won't listen to what she says, but she can't just let it go. It's embarrassing. How can she be the boss?
Guess what? I have a test. If you pass, I will let you go.
All three of them are very happy, okay, okay.
Step one, you three go to the Woods to find ten identical fruits.
After a while, the first man came back and took ten apples, exactly the same.
The second part, you must swallow the apple, don't bite it with your teeth, don't have any expression,
The man began to swallow apples. It's so uncomfortable. He decided to give up, and then he was trapped in a dark room, waiting for the barbecue.
The second man also came back with a small cherry. Soon, he swallowed nine, with no expression on his face. Just as he swallowed the tenth, he began to laugh. So, he was also tied up in a dark room.
The first man asked the second man, why are you laughing? Almost finished.
The second man said, I saw the third man come back with a pineapple.
The wrong time is 12.25.