for you, please refer to:

stage couplets, full of fun

1. Small stage,

big stage.

2. Act out the human hatred, and

sing the songs in the sky.

3. It's the only way through the ages.

Light makeup and heavy makeup are always appropriate.

4. In an instant, a thousand years' career,

a square inch of land in Wan Li.

5. Three or five people walked all over the world, and

six or seven people were millions of soldiers.

6. Use imaginary things to point out practical things,

Ask the ancients to remind the present.

7. deliberately putting on airs, being indifferent to the world;

dedication, game articles.

8. to be no.1 is empty and rich;

when a man marries a woman, the bridal chamber is full of flowers and candles.

9. Black face is loyal, red face is righteous, and white face is treacherous;

Lao Danzhuang, which is full of dignity, is full of colorful romance.

11. East and West Han Dynasty, North and South Song Dynasty, people prepare for the exam;

The Classic of Mountains and Seas, Outlaws of the Marsh, the wonders of the present and ancient times.

11. It may not be the case in those days;

look at today's situation, or there may be one.

12. Look at it this way, the ancients and present people are like running water;

who can write this song, like a pouring of large and small pearls into a plate of jade?

13. If you want to see it earlier, you should start with a big article.

you have to watch it all, and the good results are yet to come.

14. Look at me, I am not me, I look at me, and I am not me;

pretend to be who you are; Whoever pretends to be who is like who.

15. Now that I'm on stage, I'm not afraid of everyone watching the play.

since you can end it, why bother worrying about the ancients.

16. You squeeze, I squeeze, there is no place for people here;

look at both good and bad, and everyone will come to an end.

17. Willing to listen, willing to watch, listening to help yourself;

it's good to say yes, and it's bad to say bad. At least it's only for three days.

18. Be a gentleman or a villain, or a talented person and a beautiful woman, and see you when you appear;

sometimes it's hilarious, sometimes it's earth-shattering, and it's empty in a blink of an eye.

19. Human feelings are good for ostentation and extravagance, and you can throw your weight around.

things used to be fake, so I put on an act, fearing that I would take a down-to-earth look.

21. A monarch is not a monarch, a minister is not a minister, a father is not a father, and a son is not a child. Both the monarch and the minister are children of the Liyuan;

Crying and pretending to cry, laughing and pretending to laugh, pretending to fight, pretending to be noisy, laughing and slapping are all lively.

21. Playing joys and sorrows, isn't there a generation ago?

there are always people in the play in the audience.

22. You shot, I stabbed, but it didn't annoy me.

get on the sedan chair and go at once. You have to go.

23. Learn from monarch and minister, father and son, husband and wife, and friends, and perform many performances of loyalty, filial piety and righteousness through the ages.

whether you are rich or poor, whether you are happy or unhappy, or whether you are sad or happy, you will look at it carefully and call it a surprise.

24. Don't laugh at how much effort we put into painting and hanging beards to win everyone's applause;

Please look at this generation's affectation. It's kind of heroic. You must know that everything is not true.

The barbershop couplets can't help laughing

(1) Come into the shop, a scholar with dark clouds

Go out, a scholar with white flour

Come in, unkempt

Go out, radiant

These two couplets are full of fun from the image.

(2) Although it is a fine skill

, it is a turning point in the use of top kung fu

, showing the characteristics of the industry in the form of ridicule, which is full of interest.

(3) If the enemy is not eliminated, what face will it have?

the national enemy has not been recovered, so bear this head.

borrow the haircut to express patriotism. The rhetorical tone inspires people to rise.

(4) how many heads are there in the world?

Go ahead and try, and see what I can do!

This is a couplet written by Shi Dakai for a barber shop. The barber's eagerness and elation are as good as at present.

(5) Hold a pair of fists and beat all heroes in the world. Who dares to fight back?

with a three-foot iron, we leveled the Qing world and bowed our heads.

semantic pun, which not only has the characteristics of shaving, but also has the meaning of overthrowing the Qing dynasty.

(6) The verb

There should be no scratching people here

, which is both real and empty, and has profound meaning.

(7) Everyone didn't say anything when lifting the knife

Everyone bowed their heads when pulling in the water

This couplet is also very vivid and humorous.

Another thing-

Start a new business from scratch;

the old phenomenon was leveled with one hand.

manage the countless ties in the world,

create a career on top of the world.

bow down and be content with your work;

if you stand on your feet, you will stand out.

create a first-class career in the world;

take care of things that are unfair in the world.

if you don't teach Sri Lankan people to be haggard, you can't live without it.

learning kung fu at the top can make people look new and make men, women and children smile.

Tea shop couplets are elegant and wise

1. Hangzhou "Tea Man's House" Tea Couplet:

A cup of spring dew will stay for a while,

A cool breeze in your cheeks will make you want to be immortal.

Lianzhong not only makes it clear that tea is used to keep customers, but also tells the feeling of using tea to purify the heart and drift away.

reception room in the front hall:

You must have fun with the world,

You can't live without this gentleman for a day.

there is no word "tea". However, it shows people's common interest in tea and the eagerness of the host to "make friends with tea".

Door couplets in the showroom:

Long Tuan Que Tongue is fragrant from the valley, and

Ding Yi Yu Zhan is like a misty glow.

The wording is implicit, and the famous tea and utensils are pointed out, which makes people feel like they are in Baoshan.

2. Hangzhou West Lake Longjing

"Xiucuitang" Tea Couplet:

Spring comes from the stone, and the taste of tea is more round.

The couplet is wonderful, combining the unique tea, spring, emotion and taste of Longjing.

3.

Yangzhou Fuchun Tea Club Tea Association:

Cuisine without meat is acceptable;

elegance is hard to achieve without me.

4. In those days, Shaoxing's tea kiosks in Qiling were linked:

a handful of sweet spring to warm the guests;

at liangtouling road, pedestrians should be exposed to dangerous traffic.

The couplet has profound meaning, which not only brings a pleasant feeling to passers-by, but also has some hardships in life journey.

5. A teahouse in Quanzhou:

Small world, big occasion, let me have a seat;

Talk about heroes, talk about the past and the present, and have a few drinks.

it's amazing to talk about the past and the present.

6. Tea Pavilion outside the south gate of Fuzhou:

The mountains are good, the water is good, and there is no trouble when you open the door.

come in a hurry, go in a hurry, and have a few cups of tea.

concise, easy to understand, indifferent to fame and fortune, cultivate sentiment.

7.

The gatehouse of "Beijing Teahouse" in Qianmen, Beijing:

Big bowl of tea is widely used by Kyushu guests;

the second child gives a piece of heart.

depicts the true nature of the teahouse "friendship with tea" and expounds the management purpose of the teahouse.

8. There is a pair of tea couplets in Tuyunguan Tea Pavilion in Guiyang:

Keep your feet on the road, and you need to recognize the fork in the road when you are in a tight situation;

a pavilion overlooking the mountains stands high and naturally catches up with its predecessors.

if you understand, it will inspire people to forge ahead.

9. In the old days, Yangcheng, Guangdong

"Taotaoju" couplet:

Tao Qian likes drinking, Yi Ya likes cooking, and drinking and cooking are moderate;

Tao Kan cherishes points, while Xia Yu cherishes inches.

four names (Tao Qian, Yi Ya, Tao Kan and Xia Yu) and four allusions (Tao Qian likes to drink, Yi Ya likes to cook, Tao Kan cherishes points and Xia Yu cherishes inches) are used, and the word "Tao Tao" is embedded at the beginning of the sentence, which naturally and smoothly points out the tea drinking skills and management characteristics of the teahouse.

11. In the early years of Shu, there was a teahouse, which was engaged in both tea and wine. Damen Tea and Wine Association:

Busy for fame, busy for profit, busy for leisure, and have a cup of tea;

toil hard, toil hard, have fun in pain, and pour another glass of wine.

a chic life makes people feel a lot; Elegant and popular * * * reward, people pass on from mouth to mouth.

another: palindrome tea association

"interesting words can be appropriate, and tea can clear the heart".

when you read it backwards, it becomes: "You can taste tea with a clear heart, and you can express interest with appropriate meaning". Before and after the contrast, the artistic conception is different, and the literary talent is entertaining and interesting.

catering industry association

east regardless of west regardless of wine management;

drink it in good times or bad times.

it causes rain in spring, summer, autumn and winter;

get drunk with people from east, west, north and south.

Liu ling asks who is good;

Li Bai also said here.

ten miles of fragrant spring is priceless;

it's sweet to be drunk and buy three cups of dreams.

the store accepts guests from all directions;

Shi Yaying is a broad-minded man in cloth.

the wine smells ten miles, attracting guests from till, raising my cup, I asked the bright moon;

a pleasant meal attracts people to sing the spring breeze.

if the guests are flies in the toilet, they will queue up and leave;

money is like lice, the more you catch, the more you catch.

Take a break and have a meal while busy for fame and profit;

Take pains to have fun. Get a pot of wine.

Bookstore couplets

Books are not gentlemen;

no reading, no husband.

read Chinese and foreign affairs vertically;

understand the past and present.

This book is no better than that one. It is beneficial to be diligent when you buy it and flip through it.

Our store is different from other stores. Come in and have a look. Pay attention to wealth.

Carving shops and

six books spread all over the world;

every moment is worth a thousand dollars.

the golden knife flies to the official seal;

sharp eyes.

the career is now engraved;

Wen Xin has been carved since ancient times.

an iron pen can write thousands of household numbers;

a knife maker can cut thousands of names.

the knife and pencil are not knife and pencil collectors;

the handprint is not the handprint.

drug store couplets

I hope there is no disease in the world;

why worry about putting medicine on the shelf?

the fish with fine examination is elegant;

the vegetation is widely harvested, while the coquettish is endowed.

the red lady goes upstairs, and forsythia takes a hundred steps;

Pulsatilla sits on Changshan Mountain and lives alone for thousands of years.

ointment can be taken as medicine, but plaster can't be eaten;

spleen is good at treating qi, but temper is bad.

The general rides a seahorse and wears a pangolin.

Before the Red Lady gets on the bus, she carries Inula flowers on her head.

Magnolia Officinalis treats people with Magnolia Officinalis, which makes a gentleman have a long-term vision;

boschniakia rossica lives in boschniakia rossica, and Yu Liren dares to Yu Liren.

There are relatives everywhere in China, no matter where they are;

when the spring rain comes, it is full of flowers, but it smells of musk and woody.

nine skins of cordyceps sinensis;

Rosa multiflora is a root.

Lophatherum gracile is most suitable for summer;

Bupleurum chinense DC.

Honeysuckle is small, and its fragrance is 789 Li;

buttonwood is big, and it takes 51 or 61 pills a day.

the flowers of the gentleman are white in the morning, red in the afternoon and purple in the evening;

corn poppy grass is green in spring, green in summer and yellow in autumn.

water lily, Scutellaria barbata, golden flower shining water lily;

mother-of-pearl, a pearl in a jade bowl.

The Red Lady, wearing a pomegranate skirt and a honeysuckle flower, is five times better than peony and peony, and she calmly penetrates the public. She goes to Tianzhu Temple to make incense, kneeling before the gods, and asks the mica fairy to meet Binlang early.

Chinese Pulsatilla, with a spurge in his hand, crossed the sea with his feet, and fought against the bandits, Gan Sui, and returned to his hometown. He went to the Golden Temple to give orders, bowed to Changshan Hou, and the general immediately gave him a request before the car was closed.

(the upper and lower couplets each contain twelve herbs)

The couplets of matchmaking agencies were unique before they came

;

it's unique after arrival.

looking for it, the youth flies in an instant;

if you hesitate, a bosom friend is hard to meet again.

there are still flaws in white jade, so where is it to ask for perfection?

there is no limit to youth, so when should you choose your spouse?

poor and humble love each other, and wealth will not move to be called a strong man;

through thick and thin, it is better than Qi Fei to grow old.

when you go to have a home, remember to be diligent and frugal;

if you don't discuss it again, you will be considered virtuous and good.

the new wedding office refused to accept gifts;

change customs and do not hold a banquet.

horizontal criticism: everyone understands that

a son-in-law is a son and a son-in-law is both beautiful;

whether a daughter-in-law is a woman or a daughter-in-law is a relative.

It's gratifying to marry a woman out of two wishes.

having only one girl or boy is beneficial to both the country and the people.

Queqiao is happy to have friends and relatives again;

second time around children like it.

don't forget the couple's day;

always remember the couple's kindness for a hundred days.

Respect for teachers

1. Ma Yinchu's 61th birthday, Zhou Enlai's calligraphy couplet:

Taoli Zenghua sits on the account without a crane;

there are turtles in the bed.

expressed praise for Ma Yinchu's educational achievements and good wishes for his health and longevity.

2. Tao Xingzhi was loyal to education all his life, and Guo Moruo wrote couplets for him:

Thousands of teachers teach people to seek truth;

learn from everything and be a real person.

This couplet concentrates career, morality, ideal and pursuit in simple couplet.

3. Mr. Zhu Ziqing died at the age of 51 due to overwork. Xu Deheng wrote elegiac couplet:

A person who has been teaching for 31 years, while teaching, learning from the times, learning from young people, being able to live like this, being honest and healthy;

The harder I live for 51 years, the harder I struggle, the more I fight ugliness and violence, and I cry for my life.

This couplet summarizes Mr. Zhu Ziqing's life and personality, which is sincere and touching.

4. Mr. Yang Changji, an old-timer in education and the father of Mao Zedong's wife Yang Kaihui martyr, wrote a couplet to express his feelings:

Autistic Taoyuan is called Taikoo;

if you want to plant big wooden pillars, it will grow into the sky.

Mr. Yang Lao is progressive in thought, noble in moral character and knowledgeable. He devoted himself to education and realized his ambition of "planting a big wooden pillar to make the sky grow" in obscurity. His spirit of being a ladder is deeply respected by future generations!

5. When Teacher's Day came, a middle school student sent a pair of couplets to the teacher:

Exponential function, logarithmic function, trigonometric function, and counting are full of hardships;

parallel straight lines, intersecting straight lines, non-planar straight lines, and lines are deeply affectionate.

The clever embedding of mathematical terms in Lianzhong is natural and thought-provoking, which expresses students' admiration for teachers.

6. who can live without a teacher? Therefore, teachers have always been respected by people, and couplets praising teachers abound in society. A long couplet wrote that a pair of long couplets wrote that a pair of long couplets wrote:

A piece of chalk has two sleeves and a breeze, a three-foot platform is sunny and rainy all the year round, and Jiu Si's ten thoughts on the internal organs are all over the world, teaching must be well done, and dripping sweat is sincere and full of peaches and plums;

Ten volumes of poetry and fu, nine chapters, eight essays, seven latitudes of geography, six arts, five classics and four books, three words and two elegant hearts, tireless in teaching people, and diligent in cultivating talents to make China prosperous.

it's not easy to arrange the upper part from one to ten, and the lower part from ten to one in reverse order, each with ten numbers in sequence. It vividly writes the lofty spiritual realm that people's teachers are willing to be wax torches and spring silkworms.

7. The sky is brighter than the sky, and thousands of nectar plants are widely used;

the festival is still in Huang Ju, and it is rewarded with an inch of spring breeze.

This couplet is dignified in style, appropriate in metaphor and profound in meaning, and highly praised the people's teachers in chalk career.

8. Three-inch chalk, three-foot platform is the national luck;

a heart of Dan, holding a candle and casting people's souls all one's life.

The teacher writes his own couplets. Connect "chalk", "podium" and "national luck"; Connecting "a heart of Dan" with "casting people's souls" makes people feel more noble in education and more respectful to educators who work hard in education!