Selling funny inspirational stories in the sales industry, it's good to find funny stories to relax when you have time. The following is a sales funny inspirational story compiled by Bian Xiao for your reference! Selling funny inspirational stories: what makes money? One of my buddies wants to be rich. I heard that I worked in Korea to make money, so I learned Korean and planned to go to Korea to make a fortune. But a few days later, he gave up and began to learn Japanese. He said that working in Japan earns more than working in Korea. I suggest that he learn English, learn English and communicate with many countries, maybe go to America. That buddy was very moved and bought a lot of English materials to learn English. He really intends to go to other countries to develop. It wasn't long before he gave up learning English and changed to learning Chinese. He also said happily to me, "Now there are so many boring people and TV dramas are so high. I might as well learn to write scripts and become famous and make money in the future." Looking at my buddy's excited face, I laughed internally. I wonder how long you can last this time, man. Selling interesting inspirational stories: a special gift. Boys love girls very much and are willing to give everything for her. On the girl's twentieth birthday, the boy racked his brains to prepare a special birthday present for her. The boy said to the girl, "This gift is not only good, but also very innovative." Seeing his mysterious appearance, the girl smiled and said, "What gift is it?" He smiled and said, "Dear! You will know it on your birthday! " The girl smiled and asked, "You're not going to give it to me, are you?" The boy paused and said, "Huh?" "Just kidding!" The girl said with a smile. On her birthday, the girl received a big box from the boy. She walked around the box curiously. Her seven aunts and her mother also curiously walked around the box. It was all invited by the girl because she wanted to show off the gift her boyfriend gave her. Finally, the girl couldn't help but be curious and opened the box, but who would have thought that ... the boy jumped in front of her and wore only a pair of underwear. Suddenly a series of screams came from the room ... selling funny inspirational stories: "Taking Bad Water" There is a comprehensive market on the north side outside the gate of a residential area. At first, there were meat and non-staple food, fruits and vegetables, local products and several small restaurants. But after a long time, the first three businesses gradually shrank, but restaurants flourished, so the so-called comprehensive market evolved into a food stall dominated by restaurants. There are more than 20 small restaurants here, and the business of each one is booming, which shows how accurate the saying "Food is the most important thing for the people" is.
Just say there is a porridge shop, and the boss's surname is water. It used to be a good surname, but it's usually sour. I always like to put something bad in my mouth to take advantage of others. Therefore, people who have known him for a long time secretly hurt him in order to "suffer a little." At noon that day, MengMeng, the six-year-old son of the owner of the ramen restaurant next door, came to Laoshui's porridge shop and asked for a bowl of eight-treasure porridge. Laoshui saw the boy bring a bowl of eight-treasure porridge to MengMeng, so he deliberately teased the child: "MengMeng! Why did you come to my place to drink porridge? Let your dad pull the bowl for you? " At this time, several other diners present here are old acquaintances and fully understand the meaning of the word "pull" in Laoshui dialect. Although they didn't speak, they secretly scolded: "This guy, he risked another child!" " Who knows that MengMeng is not ashamed or annoyed, and slowly replied to Laoshui: "If you like, let my dad pull two bowls for you!" Diners all laughed with a "coax", but the old water was chattering and chattering speechless. He wants to take advantage of the child in his mouth. It's not that easy! Funny inspirational story about sales: An exhausted cat in A Zhi is very naughty. I seldom see anything, especially round playthings like balls and bells. Once you get it, you play like crazy: jump, shoot, or complain. Nothing, but what is annoying is that it often catches balls and bells in the cat litter box and then takes them out, resulting in cat litter all over the floor. It can't clean itself, and it must be cleaned by A Zhi. Once, a kitten walked to the litter box with a small bell in her mouth and a rope in her mouth, which happened to be seen by A Zhi. Just put it down, A Zhi picked it up, and then tied a monkey rubber band on the rope and put it around the kitten's neck, and the bell dropped about two inches. Great, the kitten has more fun, because the bell can't live without it. As long as it moves, the bell rings, and it bites and scratches. But after a while, it felt something was wrong: because the bell kept it awake. Kittens also have two other characteristics: a small stomach and fragmentary sleep. A cat can't eat much at a time, and it has to eat later, which shows that its stomach is small and it can't fill up if it eats too much; It loves to sleep, and it will get sleepy after playing for a while, and then get up to play after sleeping enough. This time, he wore a bell and wanted to sleep when he was tired of playing, but as soon as he lay down, the bell rang and he wanted to play again. He is too tired to sleep! Finally, the kitten had to ask its owner for help: it ran to A Zhi and wagged its tail angrily. A Zhi knew that it had been tortured enough by Moring, so he took off the little bell for it. Soon, the kitten fell asleep and was exhausted by its favorite little bell!
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Selling funny inspirational stories
Selling funny inspirational stories
In the sales industry, it is also good to find funny stories to relax when you are free. The following is a sales funny inspirational story compiled by Bian Xiao for your reference!
Selling funny inspirational stories: why make money?
A friend of mine encouraged me to become a rich man. I heard that working in Korea makes money, so I learned Korean and planned to go to Korea to make a fortune.
But a few days later, he gave up and began to learn Japanese. He said that working in Japan earns more than working in Korea. I suggest that he learn English, learn English and communicate with many countries, maybe go to America. That buddy was very moved and bought a lot of English materials to learn English. He really intends to go to other countries to develop.
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It wasn't long before he gave up learning English and changed to learning Chinese. He also said happily to me, "Now there are so many boring people and TV dramas are so high. I might as well learn to write scripts and become famous and make money in the future."
Looking at my buddy's excited face, I laughed internally. I wonder how long you can last this time, man.
Selling interesting inspirational stories: a special gift
Boys love girls very much and are willing to give her everything they have. On the girl's twentieth birthday, the boy racked his brains to prepare a special birthday present for her. The boy said to the girl, "This gift is not only good, but also very innovative."