what are some jokes about others? It's not a mistake for you to look like this, it's a sin! The following is Vanky's information about arranging other people's jokes for your reference!

excellent jokes about others

1. We can avoid everyone, but we can't avoid a fly. It is often trivial things that make us unhappy in life.

2. Stupid man+stupid woman = marriage; Stupid man+smart woman = divorce; Smart man+stupid woman = extramarital affairs; Smart man+smart woman = romantic love.

3. Women have countless QQ numbers just to flirt with a man, and men often use a QQ number filled with all kinds of women.

4. The unfairness of this world lies in what God says? I want light! ? So there was the day. Beauty said? I want a diamond ring! ? So she got a diamond ring. The rich man said? I want a woman! ? So he had a woman. I said? I want to take a shower! ? Actually, the water supply has been cut off

5. If the telephone bill is overdrawn by 11,111 yuan, it will be sentenced to life, and if the person is killed, it will be sentenced to years; Atm's malicious withdrawal is sentenced to life, and corruption is sentenced to tens of millions of years. Famous sayings

6. Never say forever, who can promise the future? All we can grasp is the local feelings at that time. But a lifetime is made up of countless present, and every moment is forever.

7. If you ask friends around you words, if ten people and nine people say they don't know, then this is an opportunity. If ten people and nine people know, it is an industry.

8. When dealing with people, listen more and talk less. This is why God gave us a mouth and two ears.

9. Meng Po Tang is delicious. What's the taste? I forgot

11. I heard that you gave birth to a boy naturally. Is it still a rebel if you didn't give birth naturally?

11. Please get together and leave the earth fruitfully. Thank you.

12. Comrade Lei Feng must be clumsy, or he will always be found out if he doesn't do good deeds.

13. Why does Bao Qingtian have a moon on his forehead, because he doesn't understand the darkness of my grandfather during the day? I'm sorry I'm stuck.

15. I'm the most trustworthy person, and I won't give it back to you if I don't pay back the money.

1. I've been running in the fields of hope, and I won't trip over disappointed stones.

2. Don't challenge my patience with your temper, or you'll die beautifully.

3. It's not a mistake for you to look like this. It's a sin.

4. You can't resist talking to you invisibly, and your spirit is worth learning.

5. An derailed man is like money on shit, but it's a pity to pick it up.

6. Jealousy is a knife, either inserted into others or into himself.

7. Love usually means abandoning a fool and getting a liar.

8. I like you. I'm just a big joke

9. Life is like an angry bird. When you make a mistake, there are always a few pigs laughing.

11. Why did your mobile phone die so quickly? Tell me who you discharged to.

11. Swearing is not necessarily a good person, and some people pretend to be gentlemen with a bad stomach.

12. When you smile back, the chicken flies and the dog jumps; You stand smart and smell bad

Routine jokes recommended by others

1. Your IQ is in arrears, please talk to me after recharging

2. What's the use of a handsome man? Can he be used as a credit card in the bank?

3. What's the use of a good character? Can he be eaten on the table?

4. What's the matter of love and cheating? What is gentleness and meanness?

5. Mathematics has abused me thousands of times, and I treat mathematics as my first love.

6. Creative life goal: The peasant woman Sanquan has a little field.

7. I never take revenge. I usually take revenge on the spot.

8. It's naive. Who is fighting now? It's usually sent directly to the hospital.

9. Please tell my brother when you send poison gas.

11. During the onset of indirect depression, don't disturb strangers and keep away from acquaintances.

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13. Not everyone has everything, and not everyone has nothing.

14. Dear friends, I really envy you. I know you at such a young age.

15. It's so reassuring to feel like you're stepping on the same land.

16. I began to hide in his corner every day without fatigue, occasionally bubbling.

17. The difference between people and pigs is that pigs are always pigs, but people are sometimes not people!

18. You are not a traffic policeman in my head and have no right to interfere with my direction.