The host's words are the serial words of the host's serial programs in various performances and gatherings. In today's society where people pay more and more attention to the atmosphere of activities, emcee and so on are roles that are needed in many occasions. Do you know what problems should be paid attention to when writing the host words? The following is the funny version of the host speech of the wedding ceremony that I helped you organize. Welcome to share. 1

The emcee appeared in the opening music (autumn)

Shh ... How quiet! There was no applause at all. Thank you for your silent support.

The cool breeze is trustworthy, the autumn moon is boundless, and flowers are blooming. Welcome to 21xx, dear friends. September 6th is the most romantic, luxurious and worthwhile wedding celebration for our xxx and xxx.

Before our wedding celebration officially begins, our master of ceremonies and the host should make a mobilization with you and tell the truth. For everyone, it's just a ceremony, a meal and a drink. However, for today's two newcomers, if you clap your hands once more, it will be a blessing for their memories. So today, my dear friends, before drinking, let's go to machi once and give us your applause to the extreme.

According to past experience, I know that those who follow the ceremony more often applaud, and those who follow the ceremony less often applaud less. Now, our Mr. Dianzhang is standing at the door. Please supervise, whoever applauds less will be given an extra 211 yuan for the ceremony. Come on, let's hear it again ... Give each of the buddies here a red envelope of 211 yuan. Ok, now our celebration is about to begin. Then, let's welcome the parents of our wedding ceremony, including the officiant, the witness and the couple.

Let's hear it for Mr. and Mrs. xxxxxx and Mr. and Mrs. xxx.

(Four people walk onto the stage) At this time, our four officiating guests will hesitate. How can we sit down? Ladies first, two mothers sitting in the middle. The two dads are sitting beside their wives, so don't go wrong. (The officiant sits down)

We praise the couple at every wedding, but today we are going to praise our officiant.

Let's start with the bride's father. Yang's father is majestic, sitting like a clock, and don't look too serious. Show your eight snow-white porcelain teeth to everyone. Smile and look at the camera.

Ms. Du next to Yang's father is the mother of the bride. We can see that Ms. Du is kind and comfortable with a red face. At first glance, it is the top leader inside and outside.

This is Li Rui's mother sitting next to Ms. Du. She is well-groomed and well-maintained. Turn around.

Li's father who laughs the most, Miss Li. Miss Li is full of peaches and plums. But at today's son's once-in-a-lifetime wedding, Teacher Li is still a little nervous.

four parents have such good genes that they certainly have a pair of good children.

Then, dear friends, the most solemn and sacred moment of this wedding is coming, which needs your grand applause most. Please ask the sound engineer to prepare the wedding March-

Please invite the bride and groom to step into the auditorium!

The branches of red apricots are full of spring, and a person from Yulan Bridge is coming. Today, one of the most handsome men and one of the most beautiful women in the world is coming towards us.

Come to the bride and groom, and give back the applause of all relatives and friends at the scene with your sweet kiss. Doesn't count. One more.

Beautiful people, remember this happy moment, a person's life, this is your diamond time.

beaming and heroic. Excellent condition.

Will you give the flowers to the bride? First, ask the man on the bride's left. Please tell everyone loudly, who are you?

hello, I'm Li Rui.

this is not a waste of time. If you don't know that you are Li Rui, who is here to catch the gift? Today, I want to tell you who you are and your role. I want to show you that you despise the world and I am the boss. If you can't say it, let's talk to someone else.

I'm Yang Mingli's husband.

to highlight the key points again, what are you new?

I am the groom of the bride.

Give me a round of applause. It took me a long time to say these words.

Come on, look at the two new couples on our stage. It can be said that there are no unattractive and unattractive couples at the wedding. First, look at the bride. The bride is slim and graceful, with red lips and white teeth. Everyone is far away and can't smell it. I can smell it here. It's very fragrant and fragrant. The groom has been drooling for this fragrance.

it doesn't matter whether the bride is beautiful or not, the most important thing is that the right person around her says she is beautiful. Come to the groom, think it over, is the bride beautiful?

beautiful!

bridegroom, please keep your voice down. Don't break this microphone.

Look at the groom again. He is very strong. You can tell at a glance that he must have lived in a greenhouse for some time when he was young. Look at this waist strip. I hope you can move this piece of meat from your stomach to the bride as soon as possible after you become a husband and have a healthy baby as soon as possible.

The groom is imposing and imposing today. Look, everyone, if you agree with me, please get your applause ready. The two newlyweds are wearing straight suits and white dresses. If you walk down the street and the groom has a chicken on his shoulder, it is a modern version of the condor hero.

Let's give a round of applause to our two newcomers.

Today, the two new couples are going to be married. We have praised a lot here, and we have praised a lot, but there is a very important sentence today, which can't be joked.

that's the next, two people to each other, to the marriage, to the feelings of a faithful oath.

First of all, let's ask our groom, groom, and groom Li Rui, if you would like to marry this woman beside you as your lawful wife? No matter she is poor or rich, sick or healthy, you are willing to guard her side until the day when life and love end.

Speak louder. I'll remind you now. It's not too late to go back on your word, but it's definitely impossible to stand out. So, prepare your unswerving oath. Will you?

I do.

give me a round of applause.

Excuse me, bride Yang Mingli, would you like to marry this man with a thick waist around you as his lawful wife? No matter he is poor or rich, in sickness or in health, you are willing to wait by his side for the rest of your life until the day when love and life end. At this moment, the groom is crying for the second time. I always think that our groom today plays the role of a kannika nimtragol. What are you crying about, man?

Bride, would you like to marry this man who is affectionate, righteous and flesh-and-blood beside you as his lawful wife? Speak louder.

I do.

the applause can begin.

Well, China people's weddings should be reasonable, reasonable and legal. The two newlyweds have put their most faithful vows to marriage at today's grand wedding scene. Next, the friendship witnesses will issue their legal certificates to them.

Next, please welcome the witness xxX from XX (draft reading). Mr. xxx asked for marriage for two new couples.

The witness delivered a speech and read out the marriage certificate, which is legal and valid, and hereby certifies the marriage.

(The witness gives the certificate to the master of ceremonies after the marriage ceremony)

Ok, thanks to Secretary Li, who gave all the opening speeches of the Olympic Games here. It was very good.

Next, two new couples, take a look at your's marriage certificate, which is already in the hands of our master of ceremonies. Tonight, you can take up your posts with certificates and bid farewell to driving without a license's career.

Just to tell you, this marriage certificate is not taken casually. Whoever gets it first will take charge after marriage.

On my mark, I'll count to 123.

1 2 3 (I didn't rob it, so I'll give it to you-the guest)

It's really rude to come to 123 and the groom robbed it

. Come on, give it to the bride, kneel down and give it to her. Ok, get up. From now on, this is your faithful servant.

well, today is such a festive occasion, and we are also very grateful for your support. As the saying goes, three men help three stakes in a fence. Today, our Li family and Yang family can achieve this success without the support of our relatives and friends for many years, so today our newcomers also express their special gratitude to all the relatives and friends who came here today and did not come here to pin their minds on them and send their blessings here.

so, please ask two new people to step off the stage.

The two newlyweds expressed their heartfelt thanks to you by bowing. The two newcomers started from this side, bowed three times, and where to bow, the applause was warm.

one bow, two bows, thank you. Okay, three bows here.,,, Why isn't there anyone clapping at the back?

come here and step back. Thank you for your support. Come on, two newcomers. Go back to the stage.

As we all know, although our wedding in China is for a young couple, it is not the two newlyweds who are the busiest and the most tired in this process, but the four parents around us.

Next, when the two newcomers were born in wedding date and they started a new starting point in their lives, let's dedicate some feelings of gratitude to their parents to this solemn moment again today.

Two new couples come to the stage and stand in front of their parents.

At this moment, let the bride hold her mother's hand and the groom hold her hand. Parents have endured hardships for dozens of years, and their children have grown up with countless hardships. On this day, let's take a good look at our mother's hands and take good care of them. These hands fit perfectly, and it is through the careful calculation of these hands that half of our Li Jiahe Yang's clear sky is propped up. It is these hands that hold together and become a zenith pillar and set up a long rainbow.

Don't cry, bride and groom. Today, mom's tears symbolize our first cry when we came to the world. With the tears of happiness, we planted the beautiful fruits of our Li family and Yang family.

well, the two newlyweds step back and give our father and mother the most solemn gift, and

bow. With a bow, the bride and groom should remember that when there is a good meal at home in the future, don't forget to let their parents taste it.

two bows. Second, bow, remember, when you have good cloth at home, don't forget to make a good dress for your parents.

three bows, three bows, remember that when you have time, don't forget to visit your parents often after the ceremony. Wedding ceremony funny version of the host 2

When spring returns to the earth, in the field of hope, in this fragrant West Street mouth, the sky is auspicious, distinguished guests, gather together. Witness the perfect combination of a couple, eulogize pure love, tell a beautiful marriage, show the elegance of the couple and leave an unforgettable moment. The auspicious time has come, and now I declare: Zhu Yapeng-Li Huiying's wedding ceremony officially begins. Please let the bride and groom shine.

① Wear wedding fireworks for the bride and groom (for the groom) Wow! When a suit is worn, it is as handsome as it is handsome! But as far as I know, today's groom is being scolded-------because he is handsome and talented, and he dumped so many girls who chased him, but he became a prisoner of Huiying a month ago. As for the prisoners, I know that Hoi Ying will not mistreat them. It is possible to punish them gently. You can have a snack (for the bride). Hey, bride, I almost doubt that you are human-just like a fairy in the sky. You see, the bride is dressed up today, red and white, and she is really decent. Compared with Xi Shi and Sai Diao Chan, Zhu Yapeng is the only one in her heart, leaving so many boys aside.

② Check the marriage certificate. Do you have a license to get married? No? Oh, it doesn't matter if you have a certificate or not. I hope you will cooperate tacitly, sow love, manage love and harvest love seriously. You will make a fortune (for the bride) next year, earning half of his money and half of yours. (to the groom) I will have a baby next year, which is also half of hers and half of yours.

③ To drink a toast, two people shake hands first. Love is like this cup of wine, which is spicy and mellow. Many people already have it, and many people are pursuing it. Those who are married should cherish it, and those who are not married should refuel. After drinking this cup of wine, I feel courageous, and at the banquet, thousands of cups can entertain people.

(4) Worship heaven and earth in this vast world, the vast sea of people, several storms, several spring and autumn, each found true love, the perfect combination of your, heaven and earth can be learned. Sacrifice the gods of heaven and earth, play music and incense

worship heaven and earth: why not? New society, new fashion, kowtow and bow are all the same. You are a natural couple. Bow to the sky. You are a pair made of earth. Bow before you bow. Thankfully, heaven and earth bow three times.

Farewell to Gaotang: Your father is honest and hardworking, selling lanterns, planting crops, beating the floor and staying away from home. He gets up before dawn and goes to bed after twelve o'clock. Is your dad tired?

Your father is tired, so bring tea.-Is it sweet? If you say bitterness is sweet, you can't be too tired, and you are an outsider.

twenty years ago, when you fell to the ground, it was your mother who helped you walk, taught you to talk, endured hardships and raised you to grow up. For you to go to school and run up and down for your marriage. Is your mother busy

-Your mother is busy. Peel a candy.-Is it sweet? Is it the sweetness of the daughter-in-law? Or is the mother-in-law's mouth sweet?

attention, bride and groom! Look to the left! Two old people bow together, then bow, three bows

six bows, not much, how high is his value? [To the parents] They are all touching their pockets with their hands, and yo, they have pulled out a big red envelope.

Smile when you see the red envelope, and call your parents sweetly; Then receive a red envelope. I said that everyone should not laugh, and the daughter-in-law should hug when she sees the woman. The promoted father-in-law wants to smoke, and the bride gives the groom a cigarette.

make three obeisances to all directions: come down and make ten quick bows, and everyone has them, including those who call grandpa, grandma, uncle, elder brother, aunt and sister-in-law-I wish you all a smooth sailing, double happiness, three sheep open Thailand, four seasons make a fortune, five blessings, six or six great fortunes, seven stars shine high, all directions enter the treasure, 99 is safe, and 99 is safe.

⑤ Husband and wife worship: "Marriage" is a transit point of love, a switch from high temperature to constant temperature, and you have experienced passion and romance. Only by humility and understanding can we fall in love forever and hold hands for life. Husband and wife worship, kindness and love, a bow; Take a step forward and then bow; Take another step, touch three bows at zero distance

⑤ enter the bridal chamber. Bring your (shoes) children.