"There is a sketch actor named Pan Changjiang, and there is a security door like a water tank at home."

"disfigurement is not disfigurement, disfigurement equals beauty."

"The wages of migrant workers can't be in arrears."

Gong (carrying the paint box on the stage): Hey, you have to decorate the house when you buy it. When you decorate the house, you have to hit the wall first, so Huang sledgehammer can keep up.

Huang (carrying a bag and carrying a sledgehammer): I'm coming, I'm coming. I hired a sledgehammer to decorate, and I smashed this house and smashed that house. I'll smash whoever you want. Intellectuals talk about the division of labor, and there are also big and small workers who wield hammers. The small hammer is forty a day and the big hammer is eighty a day.

gong: has this sledgehammer doubled?

Huang: The sledgehammer is equivalent to a chef in the catering industry, a master in science and technology, a big shot in the entertainment industry and a senior colonel in the army.

gong: if you rob a bank with a sledgehammer, it's equivalent to a major case. break it quickly and I'll give you money after a day's work. The quality of the current security door is too poor. Break down my door.

Huang: How can such a good door be smashed?

Gong: Look, I'll give you a key when I decorate. What should I do if you open my door with the key after the decoration? Therefore, changing doors is not mainly to prevent thieves, but mainly to prevent decorators.

Huang: (After all, it was a sledgehammer that smashed the door) What did you think a few years ago? We pick up whatever you throw in the decoration, you change the rear projection, we pick up the color TV, you change the air conditioner, we take the electric fan, you change the toilet, we install the wires. I tell you, I don't want your security door.

gong: I want to install European-style closets and Roman-style glass walls in this house. I'm going to build a 56-inch rear projection in this place. (Pointing at the bathroom wall) You should smash this wall for me first.

Huang: Big Brother, you can't smash this wall. Behind it is the bathroom.

gong: why can't it be smashed?

Huang: Behind you is the bathroom. Look at the rear projection in front, and take a bath inside, and it will become a live broadcast.

gong: why are you not romantic at all? do you think the bathroom is just going to the bathroom?

Huang: What else can I do?

gong: watching TV here, I can see my wife taking a bath inside.

Huang: how can I still watch TV?

gong: oh, you hit it here.

Huang: There is a sketch artist named Pan Changjiang, and there is a security door like a water tank at home. (a sledgehammer falls)

Gong: Look at this big hole, isn't it disfigured?

Huang: Brother, this disfigurement is not disfigurement, but disfigurement equals beauty.

Lin: (A man got out of the hole): You smashed the wall of my house. What are you doing?

gong: sorry! I didn't realize that we * * * used a wall.

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Lin: (Walking in from the smashed security door, I was surprised to see Huang and Gong): What are you doing? Smashed the doors and walls of my house.

gong: is this your home? It's obviously my home.

Lin: what floor is your home?

gong: (walking out of the gate to identify) 9th floor.

Lin: 9th floor? This is obviously the sixth floor. A thief broke my house number the other day, and 6 has become 9. (As he spoke, he turned the house number and immediately changed it back to the house number of 6. )

gong: ah! This is really not my home.

Lin: Don't talk so much. Go to the property management office to judge.

Huang (suddenly in a hurry, he followed him out): Hey, big brother, I have a small hammer and a big hammer, and you haven't paid the money yet. The wages of migrant workers can't be defaulted.