Employee: The world is so big, I want to see it. Boss: The wallet is so small that I can't even walk if I want to. Qi Qi resigned for two reasons:

Employee: I want to go back to raise pigs.

Boss: I see business opportunities in you. Qi Qi resigned for three reasons:

Employee: My compensation for house demolition is 100 million yuan. Boss: Congratulations on achieving your small goal in life. Qi Qi resigned for four reasons:

Employee: My breasts are too big to fit here. Boss: You are a secretary, and I'll give you a raise.

The fifth reason for Qiqi's resignation: Employee: The proprietress looks like my ex-girlfriend, so it's not me who is wrong, it's the whole world. Boss: The young man has a good eye and a bright future. He will give you an extra month's compensation when he resigns.

Reasons for Qiqi's resignation: Employee: Not interested in work. My interest is saving the world. Boss: Are your underwear worn outside?

Qiqi's reason for resigning: Employee: I'm leaving, and I don't want to tell you the reason. I made it up. Goodbye. Boss: you go, I don't want to sign it, it's no use signing it!

Reason for Qiqi's resignation: Employee: For the benefit of the company, I applied to be undercover in the opposite company. Boss: Are you undercover when you first came to the company? Call me out!

Qiqi resigned for reason 9: Employee: He didn't give me money to pick up girls, deprived me of time to pick up girls and ruined my body to pick up girls. Boss: It's your own inability to pick up girls. Don't complain