Is it true that there's a menstruation period in "Small Time"? Of course there isn't,

Of course not, it's all a creation of His Royal Highness Prince Ming. But there is a screenplay of the same name:

Writer: Cui Peng Director: Cui Peng, Yin Lu Actors: Yin Lu, as a professor of economics, with large glasses and an LV bag; Dong Qun, as an economist; Xu Xiao, as a host; Yin Fangzhan, as a Economist; Xu Xiao as the host; Yin Fangzhan as a reporter; Jiang Zhengjun as a job seeker at a job fair, dressed in martial arts uniform and carrying nunchaku; Li Mingsheng as a real estate agent who is stalled and speaks Jinanese; Mao Sheng as an oversea banker (a foreigner); Jia Haoyu as a fast-food customer Props: 3 chairs, 1 nunchaku, 1 chair, 2 chairs, 1 nunchaku. chairs, 1 nunchaku, 1 small cloth, 2 bubble boxes, 1 large opaque bag, 1 Nokia N73 cell phone, 1 LV bag, 5 microphones. Description: Divided into five scenes. One scene in the stage left, for the interview program; two, three, four, five scenes in the stage right, for the interview program. Script: Scene 1: (Yin Lu, Dong Qun, Xu Xiao, three people with the. Props: three chairs, three microphones) Xu: Dear viewers and friends, good evening to you all, welcome to this "when the month when the period" special program. I am the host Xu Xiao The theme of this program is in the form of financial crisis how we should face. We have invited Mr. Yin Lu, a famous professor of economics, and Mr. Dong Qun, a famous economist. Let's give a warm welcome to these two teachers. Yin: (stand up) Thank you, thank you... Dong: Look at you, there is a professor of the kind? Look at me, how pie. Yin: egg yolk pie chanting, dead like ! (Said while sitting) Xu: cough... these two academic elites have always been tit for tat, today we have a good show to watch. Uh ~ first of all, I would like to ask both of you, in the case of the financial crisis, which group has been most affected? Yin: As a famous university professor, I think the most affected group is (pause) college students. Dong: Indeed, college students have been jeopardized greatly. Yin: Hey, I didn't say it's harmful, the advantages outweigh the disadvantages, good chant. I think the financial crisis has stimulated students to move to a higher cultural level. Everyone went to graduate school Dong: But the proportion of graduate students admitted is certain. 尹：都录取不就好。 I'm sure at some point in the future a sign will fall and snap (PIA) ten people to death and nine will be graduate students. Dong: What about the remaining one? Yin: Look at your lewd look, not you. Hsu : It seems that our program is full of gunpowder at the beginning, okay, let's invite our special correspondent, Yin Fangzhan, to the scene of the job fair to tell us what's going on at the scene. (Points to Scene 2) Scene 2: (Yin Fangzhan and Jiang Zhenggun are on the scene successively, with props: nunchucks and two microphones) Yin :Hello, I'm Fang Zhan, the special reporter of the truth, and I'm at the job fair now. (Jiang Zhenggun on, standing next to Yin Fangzhan) Yin: It's really a sea of people here. (Yin Fangzhan turns back, and Jiang Zhengrun starts to play nunchaku) Yin: Ah, we see a college student on the scene (pause) this, this, Dancing Youth. Let's interview him. Hello, classmate, I'm the reporter of the current month. Ginger: At that time what? Yin: It was then. When the month when menstruation. Can you give us an interview? Jiang: I'm busy right now, so ~ (shaking head) Yin: No problem is that right. So student, what was your major in college. Jiang: My name is Jiang Zhengjun, I majored in information management and information systems, but I see that here basically don't need graduates of my kind of major. So here I am (gesturing nunchaku) Yin: Dancing Youth. Jiang: Yeah, I'm just trying to get the recruiter's attention. (Looks toward backstage) Excuse me, there's a recruiter over there looking for me. (Jiang Zhengjun offstage) Yin: It seems that this trick really works. (Jiang Zhenggun on the stage) Yin: students congratulate you ah, so fast to find a job. Jiang: Yeah, I'm happy too Yin: What kind of job is it? Jiang: Bodyguard. Yin: Uh ...... Our interview ends here, let's cut back to the studio. (Fingers point to Scene 1, both go down together.) Scene 1: Xu :Welcome back to the studio. It seems that the employment situation for college students is really tough now. Yin :Isn't it? The financial crisis is more harm than good. You say college students graduated without a job, how to get married in the future, how to buy a house? And house prices will definitely go up in the future! Dong: Come on, now the real estate bubble is big enough, the future prices will certainly fall. Yin: What bubble ah? You blew it. Xu: Yin teacher, this bubble is not blown. Yin: That's squeezed out? Hsu: It's not squeezed, Mr. Yin, you don't understand ~ Yin: I don't understand, why did you invite me here? Xu : Mr. Yin, you do not understand that I can explain to you, you understand it then I will not give you an explanation, can not say that you understand that I have to give you an explanation, you do not understand that I do not have to give you an explanation. Mr. Yin, although you look at me with great sincerity, but you do not speak and how do I know whether you understand it or not, I do not know whether you understand it or not and how can I explain it to you. We have to be reasonable, you ...... (Yin Lu from the LV bag to pull out a cell phone) Yin: stop, I said, Xu Sanzang ah! You see my cell phone, Nokia N73, big brick, last time I met a with me endless ink, I a brick smashed past, he now can not get out of bed it, all right, you say it, I will not take it to smash you. I won't hit you with it. (Gesture cell phone) Xu: Er ...... then let's see how the real estate agent said it, let's link to the front reporter Yin Fangzhan. (Points to scene three) Scene three: (Yin Fangzhan, Li Mingsheng successively, props: a small cloth, blowing bubble box two, an opaque bag, a microphone) . SPAN>Yin: Hello, I am the true feelings of the special correspondent Fang Zhan, I am now in the bubble real estate company's sales hall, the following by my interview with the powerful bubble real estate company president, Li Ming Sheng Li total. (Yin Fangzhan looked around, Li Mingsheng on stage, began to take out two bubble blowing box stall.) Yin: May I ask if Mr. Li Mingsheng is here? Li: I am ah. Yin: ah is this Bubble Real Estate Company here Lee: yeah Yin: ( crashing) Where's the house? Li: The house is gone, there are only bubbles left... (blowing bubbles) Hey, do you want to buy ah, 2 dollars a. If you don't like this color, I have something else. (pointing to the bag) (someone shouted, the city police to come, Li Mingsheng cleaned up the stall, with the bubble and go.) Li: No, the city management is coming, I have to go. (Li Ming Sheng panicked off the stage) Yin: Er... Our interview ends here, the camera cut back to the studio. (Points to Scene 1) Scene 1: Yin: Let me just say this, bubbles are blown. Xu : It seems that the financial crisis has indeed dealt a fatal blow to real estate. Dong : Not only the real estate industry, but also the catering industry and the garment industry have been equally hit by the financial crisis and started to decline. Xu: So Mr. Dong, in your opinion what is the reason? Dong: It's mainly because of the declining purchasing power of consumers. Yin: How can it be, you see I just went to the street to buy a bag, LV, the real thing, the old beautiful, which means that a few of the industry is still thriving, howl. (Props: LV bag, in fact, a white bag on the word posted LV) Xu: It seems that the views of our two guests and there is a controversy. So let's link up again with frontline reporter Yin Fangzhan. Scene 4: (Yin Fangzhan, Jia Hao Yu successively, props: two microphones) Yin: Hello, I am the true love! Special correspondent Fang Zhan, I am now in front of a fast food restaurant, we can see that this fast food restaurant is cold and quiet. Let's interview the few customers here. Hello. JA: Hello what's good about it YIN: (to the audience) It seems that this is a spirited customer . gt; I'd like to ask, do you have any thoughts on the financial crisis? </B& gt; Ja: What machine? Yin: financial crisis. Jia: never had one. Yin: This financial crisis is an economic phenomenon 。。。。。 Do you think there is anything about this fast food restaurant that appeals to you? Jia: Yes, our fried chicken is delicious. See, Scottish fried chicken. Yin: Uh...you're...the boss...fried chicken...your specialty here, right? Jia: what characteristics ah, I am not at all colorful, you only characteristics. The rogues. Yin: this feature is not particularly colorful, is the meaning of the signature dish. Jia: Oh, so ah, sorry ah. Well, come on in and have some fried chicken, it's delicious. Yin: Thanks, no need. Jia: My treat! Yin: Oh, that's pretty good. Fry me up two first. This interview ends here. JAH: (Turning back to the audience) Let's cut back to the camera (Two down) and Scene 1: Xu : Thank you Yin Fangzhan. The impact of this financial crisis on various industries in China cannot be ignored. And this financial crisis for some developed capitalist countries the harm is more far-reaching, in the face of the crisis, how do they cope with it. Then please see our front correspondent to bring the report. Scene 5: (Yin Fangzhan, Mao Sheng together, props: two microphones) Yin: Hello everyone, I'm the truth! Special Correspondent Fang Zhan, I am now on Wall Street in the United States. Scene 1: Yin: Aigoo, your family reporter so fast to run to the U.S., will fly ah ? Dong:: Yes, is not a live interview? Scene 5: Yin: We have this segment of the bar, which was recorded in advance, and we ask our guests to refrain from discussing too many of these useless issues. discussion, thank you for your cooperation. (to the audience) Next, I'm going to interview an overseas banker, Obama's brother, Mr. Altman, to see what he thinks about the financial crisis. Since Mr. Altman doesn't speak Chinese, I will translate for you. Mao: Can I start my speech? (Yin nodded) . gt; Mao: Ok. Hello everyone. Yin: (to the audience) Hello guys. Mao: How are you? Yin: How are you guys? Mao: Tonight I stand here to tell you guys that what we suffered is not awful. Yin :Yin: What happened to you guys? gt;Yin :(Embarrassed) er ...... I think ...... financial crisis ...... good ...... Mao: ok. And what we must do is to stick together to get through the hardship.(gesture ) </B& gt;Yin 囧. Mao: (learning the foreigner's yin-yang tone) I can actually speak Chinese, but I'm an American banker, and I have to speak English. Yin: Ok,Ok. Mao: And I know that the students from Shandong economy university are very hard-working. And I know that the students from Shandong economy university are very hard-working. (thumbs up) Yin: Uh, ~students~ Mao: hard-working Mao: hard-working Mao: hard-working. Yin: hard-working. Mao: from Yin: from Mao: Shandong & Shandong Yin: Shandong Mao: Economy Yin: Finance . SPAN>Mao: university Yin: 大！ Good translation ,good boy. Good translation ,good boy. Yin: thank you Mao: OK let ' s go ...(looks at Yin Fangzhan, pauses a little.) on. Yin: Oh ~ OK, OK what you mean I understand, let's go, anon. Okay then this interview ends here, camera cut, cut. (gestures) Mao: what? (Mao Sheng was surprised to be pulled off stage by Yin Fangzhan.) Scene 1: Yin: This level of English, not as good as me... go on. The whole go on, anon. Convinced... Hsu: Uh... our special correspondent is a Mauritian speaker. Yin: Where's the Mauritian lump? Hsu: (impatiently speaking northeastern Chinese) Northeastern China. Mr. Altman said it very well, don't be scared by the difficulties in front of us, we should unite *** together to get through this difficult time. Well, this is the end of this special program on the current month's time period, welcome to the show, and thank you to both guests for their participation. (Yin Lu, Dong Qun want to get off the stage, Yin Lu bag on the LV word fell) Dong: Hey, your LV it? Yin: not here it? Oops, where's the LV? (picks it up and shows it to the audience) Hsu: (picks up the LV, helplessly) Here it is. Yin : Thank you ah (stick it on the bag) (the crowd down)

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