In Hunan, people always drink alcohol, and on some occasions, they can drink people to death, so they have to drink for entertainment. If you are healthy, you must drink less. In the face of this situation, I will sort out the information for you below, hoping to help you!
Three excuses
Excuse 1 "I just took cephalosporin."
You can't drink alcohol after taking cephalosporin, which is probably known to all. Every year, especially during the Spring Festival, many people are sent to the emergency department for shock because of drinking after taking cephalosporin, and some even lose their lives.
So, on the wine table, it is generally said that just after eating cephalosporin, few people dare to persuade wine. After all, if you really eat cephalosporin, you can't drink. This truth is estimated to be known to everyone.
Excuse 2 "I'm going to have children"
It is often heard that young people at the wine table refuse to drink alcohol as an excuse. Indeed, smoking and drinking have a great influence on the quality of * * *. But a warm reminder, this excuse is not for everyone.
In addition, men only need to give up drinking 3-6 months before they are ready to have children. Once their wives are pregnant, they can lift the ban, so this excuse can't be used for too long, otherwise it may be debunked by everyone and reduce your integrity.
Excuse 3 "I have stomach trouble"
It is well known that people with stomach trouble can't drink alcohol. As long as you have stomach trouble, drinking will definitely aggravate your condition. Drinking alcohol in patients with gastritis will aggravate inflammation and form peptic ulcers, including gastric ulcer and duodenal ulcer, which will lead to gastric perforation and gastric bleeding in severe cases.
Three unique skills
One unique skill is to spit in a bowl with your mouth
Drink when you have to, but don't swallow, and spit when everyone is not paying attention. You can also spit on your napkin when you wipe your mouth. Kung fu is very important. If you need to spit in a teacup, the teacup should not be opaque, so that the leaves and turbidity in the spit wine will not be found. After spitting, ask the waiter to exchange heat and pour out the tea.
Two hands are quick to fall out.
After three cups, you start to speak grandiose words first, then wait for others to respond, look into others' eyes, pretend to be all ears, and nod your head from time to time. When no one finds out, pour wine into your own teacup or dish tray, and put vegetables or dry napkins first to cover it. If conditions are good, you can directly pour it on the ground. When others propose a toast, it is also a good opportunity to pour wine when * * * raises their glasses and drinks. Anywhere as long as you don't pour it into your mouth.
unique trick: three mouthfuls of drinking water to dilute the stomach
wine is extremely harmful to the heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys of human body. As the capital of the revolution, you can eat less vegetables but you can't drink water, which can dilute the alcohol content and make up for it after it is too late.
the first set of strategies for winning the war
the first plan is to deceive the world and replace wine with water. The key to this plan lies in being clever and being a master without showing emotion.
the second plan is to encircle Wei and save Zhao. Heroes save the United States, and sometimes chivalry is needed.
the third plan is to kill someone by the sword, ask someone to drink for you, and of course find a good friend.
the fourth plan is to wait for work, often go to the toilet, avoid a cup, and spit it out if necessary.
the fifth plan is to take advantage of the fire to rob, win in drunkenness, and everyone is drunk and I wake up alone.
the sixth plan is a diversion, and it can be delayed.
the second set of enemy tactics
the seventh plan is made out of nothing, and it is often said in wine talk that when others are confused, it is the time to successfully avoid drinking.
the eighth plan is to sneak into the old warehouse and pour the wine secretly, paying special attention not to pour it into the shoe shell of the girl sitting next to you.
the ninth plan is to watch the fire from the other side, say less and read more, and be silent.
the tenth plan hides the knife in the smile, smiling at each other, gaining goodwill and trust, and it is not easy to be suspected when adulterated.
the eleventh plan is that Li Daitao is stiff, and drinking friends help each other.
the twelfth plan is to steal, take a bite first, and get drunk slowly at the bottom of the dish.
the third set of attack tactics
the thirteenth set of alarm tactics, all in big bowls, can sometimes scare a table of people.
the fourteenth plan is to revive the body, vomit before drinking, and often go to the toilet or stay outdoors for a while.
the fifteenth plan is to divert the tiger from the mountain, and it is not too late to drink again. Drinking is half a beat slower than others.
the sixteenth plan is to play hard to get, so make yourself at home and give way first.
the seventeenth plan is to attract jade, so drink first.
the eighteenth plan is to catch the thief and the king, and respect the leader or the boss first.
the fourth set of melee tactics
the nineteenth plan is to draw the bottom of the pot, and the driver will go first and let the opponent drink.
the twentieth plan is to fish in troubled waters, spilling and spilling
the 21st plan is that a golden cicada will shell out, and he has an appointment with his wife, so he will leave when he answers the phone.
the 22nd plan is to close the door to catch thieves, and try to get the main opponent drunk first.
The 23rd plan is to make a group of friends drink another group of friends so that they can get away from it.
the twenty-fourth plan is to cut off the wine on a false way, propose a toast at the next table, and take the opportunity to "sell" the wine without forgetting the etiquette.
plan 36, plan 5, plan for parallel warfare
plan 25, stealing a column and filling a cup with water, is true and false.
the 26th plan refers to cursing at mulberry trees, giving priority to wine and virtue, and giving gifts before soldiers.
The 27th plan is to pretend to be drunk.
on the 28th plan, the wine bottle will be fully opened when the stairs are pulled up.
in the 29th plan, flowers bloom on the trees and wine is sprinkled on the ground.
the thirtieth plan is to go back to the customer and propose a toast.
Thirty-six measures, the sixth set of defeat measures
Thirty-one measures of honey trap, the beauty accompanies the wine. If you find a beautiful woman to accompany you to the wine, you can stop 111 thousand armored soldiers.
the thirty-second plan is an empty city, leaving for a long time.
The thirty-third counter measure is to choose the person with the highest capacity for drinking at the table as the boss, and you can go down the slope.
the thirty-fourth plan, punish yourself for three cups first.
the thirty-fifth plan is a series of tricks, and I take turns to propose a toast.
the 36th plan is to go first, but if not, go. Leave when you should, and leave at once.