A woman in Beijing lost more than 21 bicycles in two years, so she smashed them to prevent theft.

A man's ID number 123456789 in Taipei was repeatedly suspected to be a false certificate.

In order to close as early as possible, Beijing No.1 Hotel will open a cold wind to welcome guests in winter.

Two-year-old children in Sichuan privately booked their lives online and wanted to walk 211 kilometers to meet their "mother-in-law" working in Chongqing.

A boss in Hainan pays migrant workers during the day and sends people to rob them at night.

A man in Zhengzhou couldn't untie his senior belt and dared not eat for two days.

A woman in Chengdu bought a car with tens of thousands of coins.

A man in Beijing scratched 22 cars continuously to listen to the car alarm.

In Xi 'an, a couple's wedding video was stolen and asked to remarry.

A couple in Jiangsu divorced and distributed their property by bidding.

Nanjing dog owners wear pants for their dogs to prevent other dogs from sexually harassing them.

A city in Colombia passed a bill, which imposed a fine of 6,111 US dollars for spreading gossip, with a maximum imprisonment of 3 years.

A 51-year-old thief broke into a house in Britain and his prosthetic leg fell off and was caught.

A woodpecker in the United States took his own shadow as an enemy to protect his territory, and thousands of car rearview mirrors suffered.

A TV series in Mexico has been broadcast for 35 consecutive years, and now it has reached 1251 episodes.

An American mother invited a stripper to entertain her son for his 16th birthday.

A 241 kg woman in Russia crushed the robber with her weight.

American men in their sixties applied to join the mafia for a million dollars.

A man in England regards every day as Thanksgiving Day, and in 2112 he ate 4,111 turkeys.

Four female teachers in Saudi Arabia are married to a bus driver for the convenience of going to work.

A family in Canada was struck by lightning three times in six years.

A robber in Brazil hired a moving company to transport stolen goods and was caught.

Two men in El Salvador dug a tunnel to rob a bank, causing the foundation to collapse and the bank to be destroyed.

A 73-year-old man in New Zealand is going to have sex-change surgery, and he wants to satisfy his dream of being a woman for the rest of his life.

A girl in England hasn't eaten with her mouth for seven years because of a doctor's misdiagnosis.

The wallet lost by a plane crash survivor in Uruguay 31 years ago was recovered 31 years later.

A 12-year-old girl in Japan set fire to a supermarket just to observe the shape of the fire in the supermarket.

A female alcoholic in the United States became addicted to alcohol and dug up her boyfriend's grave to find beer to be buried with.

An old lady in America called 911 as many as 21 times for refusing to deliver pizza late at night, hoping to arrest the owner.

A Japanese company requires candidates to be interviewed at the top of Mount Fuji at dawn.

A woman in Anhui failed to apply for a job in Nanjing and asked the police to send a car to take her home.

More than 21 passengers were injured in a bus accident in Henan, and the driver swallowed the accident survey map when signing.

A girl in Nanning applied for liberal arts, but she got an admission ticket for the science examination, so she had no choice but to do the science examination paper.

26 towels from an employer's house in Nanjing have their own uses, and the nanny was fired because of frequent misuse.

A family of seven people in Hong 'an, Hubei Province suffered from heart defects. In 2112, they pooled their money to make up for them one by one.

A peasant woman in Henan worried that her daughter would be difficult to remarry, and sold her grandson for 8,111 yuan.

A fugitive in Nanjing was caught laughing when he saw his photo posted on the wall. What he saw was a wanted order.

An old man in Guangdong blew away a subway passenger and made his wife "convenient" on the spot.

A couple quarreled in Beijing, but the woman couldn't beat 111 and claimed that she had been robbed.

In Shanghai, a man committed suicide by throwing himself into the river, which made him climb up again.

No.1 school in Gansu is a student who has already thrown off his mental retardation and made him skip a grade.

A couple in Zhejiang quarreled excessively, and their wife had a sore throat for two years.

A girl in Liaoning took photos of her mother and a Korean movie star, which almost led to her parents' divorce.

a man in Zhuhai lied that there was a bomb in the bar in order to measure the police speed of 111.

In order to win the heart of the female traffic police, a young man in Hangzhou deliberately violated the rules at intersections many times.

A thief in Jilin steals 5,111 to 6,111 yuan a day, and the "transfer fee" is as high as million yuan.

A tramp in Guangxi was hit by a car, because he was wearing as many as 27 pieces of clothes of Four Seasons.

An unlucky thief in Henan lost his mobile phone and was chased by a long-distance running champion.

an old couple in Dalian hid a pigsty for 6111 yuan, and two pigs swallowed 4811 yuan at a time.

A thief in Harbin was trapped in the 26th floor air conditioning station by freezing and prying, asking the room owner to call the police.

A beggar in Taiwan Province bought a grand prize of 4 million yuan with the money he begged, and rewarded his benefactor with 1 million yuan.

Residents in a residential area in Lanzhou had their license plates stolen, and queued up to send money to the thieves to redeem their license plates.

Two drivers in Shandong contended to see a beautiful woman in a car accident and took her to court. The court acquitted her.

Four men in Shanxi posted leaders' obituaries to vent their personal anger.

Chongqing girl's long hair was stolen and cut on the bus in 2111.

A thief stole a wallet in Chongqing and wrote a thank-you note to the owner afterwards.

A thief in Zhengzhou sneaked into the office of a unit, and thought about it for six hours, and I didn't know where to start.

Penguins were stolen from a zoo in England to be Christmas babies.

American men have been picking coins by the roadside for 11 years, and accumulated millions of dollars.

A German lawyer went to court during the day and robbed at night, so he could not bear to live a double life and turned himself in.

India's railway capacity is insufficient, so it has introduced hanging tickets (passengers hang outside the carriage).

A 27-year-old Romanian boy divorced in March and married his 45-year-old mother-in-law.

A man in England suffers from brain disease, and his memory can only last for 7 seconds.

A lazy man in Britain has been receiving government relief for 25 years, and has successively supported four wives and 11 children.

Global warming melts glaciers, and polar bears drown in search of food.

A karate black belt coach in New Zealand died suddenly under the fist of a girl aged 11.

An American man was renamed Jesus Christ with the consent of the court.

An American teacher tried to demonstrate "how long it takes to make people faint" by pinching a boy's neck until he fainted.

A mental patient in Beijing litters his belongings, and some scavengers often gather downstairs to wait for him.

A passenger in Shaanxi stole a life jacket by plane.

students from a middle school in Yiyang are waiting in line outside the copy shop to revise their report cards.

There is a traffic jam in Tiantongyuan, Beijing, and residents get home early after work at night.

A 52-year-old son-in-law in Changchun called her 44-year-old father-in-law brothers and had her front teeth knocked out.

A mother in Kunming lost her son's tuition by gambling and demanded a refund from the game room.

Zhejiang has launched a "disaster tour", where tourists can feel the flash floods and mudslides.

A couple quarreled in Sichuan, but the man couldn't fight, so he drove his car into the river in anger.

It is popular for Zunyi real estate developers to hire Feng Shui consultants and use roosters to determine the real estate price.

A pair of twins in Taiwan Province are so alike that their wives often mistake their husbands.

A woman playing mahjong in Tianjin was afraid that her husband would seize the position, so she choked her bladder and fainted.

Zhengzhou No.1 primary school divides the students into three classes, and the poor students serve the excellent students for dinner.

There is a "cry" in Nanjing, which charges 51 yuan per hour and is equipped with tear gas.

A 4-year-old boy in Wuhan was disobedient when he saw his teeth. The doctor charged 61 yuan a "non-cooperation fee".

A thief in Shandong burglarized and mistakenly used firecrackers as candles. As a result ...

A passenger in Guangzhou swore and angered the captain, so he refused to fly the plane for an hour.

ATMs don't spit money, and a couple in Chongqing bring their own stools and fruits to stay all night.

A 72-year-old man in Nanjing suspected that his wife was not good at cooking and ran away from home, saying that he had not enjoyed the delicious food for 51 years.

The security squad leader of an automobile city in Beijing suspected that he was short of money and led his men to steal the cars in the store.

A police station in Chongqing owed money, and the 111 call was shut down for 21 days.

A nanny in a housekeeping company in Shanghai should do 121 questions before taking up her post. The higher the score, the higher the salary.

The time display board of Beijing West Railway Station shows the time on July 25th, 2132, Beijing time.

Shanghai Zoo regulates the temperature to force animals to enter the "hibernation period" when awake.

A computer school in Beijing needs to be able to climb trees to recruit advertisers.

A driver in Jiangxi has ten fake driver's licenses, which can't be deducted.

An old lady in Zhengzhou is guarding against thieves, with 18 locks on one door and 97 keys.

In order to impress his girlfriend, a man in Chongqing pretends to be a police station to work every day.

In order to maintain hygiene, Shenyang No.1 Middle School requires teachers and students to take off their shoes when entering the teaching building.

A fugitive in Shenyang surrendered after 11 years. He had to pay half a catty of jiaozi before confessing.

Cats in a small town in Australia are under curfew, and it is illegal for cats to go out in the street in the dark.

Due to the decompression effect of dolphin sound, Ireland plans to open a "dolphin hotline".

A man in Saudi Arabia tried to shovel the bank ATM with a bulldozer.

A British hotel announced that all descendants of Genghis Khan are free of charge.

it takes 639 years to play the longest piece of music in history.

Two-year-old girls in Britain require in vitro fertilization to test whether they have the function of pregnancy.

the doctor forgot to give anesthetic during the operation, and the patient screamed again and again.

An old lady in America fell off a cliff while driving, and finally fell on the roof of a household.

Italy held a lazy congress to exchange lazy experiences.

Two Dutch men with the same name are happy to get a daughter and take the same name at the same time and place.

The insurance company plans to raise the premium for fat people.

British prisoners can take two pet birds with them in prison.

Southwest Airlines allows passengers to choose their seats and has made many marriages.

A stupid thief in the United States encountered a "language barrier" when robbing. The robbed person did not understand English, so he was not afraid of threats.

A Canadian man decided to prick himself with 3,111 needles to pay tribute to the 911 victims.

A fat thief in Romania got stuck when he jumped out of the window after stealing 251 pizzas at night.

A black bear in America stole 36 bottles of beer and upset himself.

A French woman was fined for trying to open the cabin door and smoke on the plane.

A man in Beijing stole 61,111 yuan of incense money from a merit box to prepare for the wedding.

A woman was stolen in Dalian, so make a divination before calling the police.

A company in Chongqing forbids employees to keep secrets. If they don't report their love, they will be fined 51 squats.

A beggar in Henan called the police angrily after failing to beg for money.

A 62-year-old man pretended to be Sun Yat-sen, the father of our country at the age of 138, and defrauded 551,111 yuan in three months.

For their own safety, two robbers in Beijing stripped the robbed naked.

A girl in Wuhan is begging with an English explanation, saying that foreigners pay more.

A gang in Hangzhou agreed to release a banquet for a former criminal, which was easily captured by the police.

Ms. Liu, who went out to work, tied paper to show filial piety to her father and was beaten by her mother.

A man in Nanning got his red envelope stolen and used Mingbi as real money to get back at the thief.

Two cars collided and blocked the airport road in Chongqing, and thousands of people ran with their luggage to catch the plane.

A thief in Beijing wore a Taekwondo suit to be brave before starting work.

The ringtone of the mobile phone is getting more and more strange, and ringing "catch a thief" in the middle of the night is busy with the police.

A man in Nanjing stuffed his wallet with dirty words, waiting for a thief to pick it up.

A young man in Nanjing was tired of running away from his girlfriend's shopping and asked to work overtime for 7 days on May 1.

A man's application for minimum living allowance for overweight in Sichuan was rejected.

On Valentine's Day in Shenyang, a couple wore handcuffs, and the suspected fugitive called the police.

The boss of a company in Shanghai doubled his overtime pay on Valentine's Day, and no one stayed except the manager.

A university in Shandong can't bear the rising heating cost to extend the winter vacation.

A residential building in Changsha rushed into seven cars in three months and was called Bermuda.

In the Year of the Dog, there are four Valentine's Days, and a bachelor is afraid of bleeding and suspends his love.

A father in Beijing named his son @.

There are few executioners, so India decided to let the prisoners teach themselves how to use it, and make up for the vacancy as executioners.

opinion polls show that the British are afraid that spiders will overtake terrorists.

A male nurse in a nursing home in Switzerland killed 22 people to reduce the workload.

An American woman flies with her head held to ward off evil spirits.

A man in Costa Rica pretended to be bin Laden and was shot and wounded by a taxi driver.

A woman jumped off the sleeper of the subway in Moscow, and the driver died of a heart attack.

A pair of parents in England sold their possessions and accompanied their son around the world before he went blind.

An American soldier would rather give up his finger to save his wedding ring.

A man in England fainted due to hypoglycemia, and his 2-year-old daughter was given sugar to wake him up.

A cleaner in a British hospital swept away the false teeth of the old lady, and a week later the old lady starved to death.

The Pearl Harbor Memorial Hall began to sink due to the increasing number of visitors.

French police helped the victim unlock the door, only to find out later that he was a jewel thief.

A man in the United States runs a "kidnapping company", but 511 yuan can kidnap himself.

A man in the United States failed to resist arrest and bit the ear of a police dog.

A nightclub in the United States lost its cash and was later found to be used by beavers to build nests.

A 23-year-old Norwegian woman raped a 31-year-old man and was jailed for 9 months.

An old man in Slovakia was angered by flying football, so he plowed the football field and planted oats.

A habitual thief in Germany was hospitalized, but the policeman next to him was arrested.

The manager of a German bank lamented that the world was unfair and transferred the money from the rich account to the poor, and was arrested.

A police officer in the United States worked part-time as a talk show, and lost his job because he said dirty jokes.

dissatisfied with the tendency of reporting, an American man invented a news interceptor.

A thief in the United States was afraid of being identified by the parrot of the victim's house, but he was caught when he turned back to catch the bird.

A 62-year-old British woman was unknowingly stabbed in the back of her neck and strolled around the supermarket.

An American woman was shot 18 times and didn't die.