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the first one:

steamed stuffed bun and noodles fight 2117-14-26 15:17part1

Steamed stuffed bun and noodles had a big fight, and the steamed stuffed bun was beaten out of the water by the noodles,

So when leaving, I left the noodles with a sentence:' Don't go, I'll call my partner to teach you a lesson '

Steamed stuffed bun went to make an appointment for fried dumplings.

steamed stuffed bun replies: Noodles, don't think that I won't recognize you just because I have burned my hair!

Part 2

After the instant noodles were beaten by the sea,

I felt very unhappy, so I went to settle accounts with steamed buns with rice noodles, oolong noodles, Japanese buckwheat noodles and Zhajiang Noodles

Unexpectedly, I met steamed buns on the road

Instant noodles meant looking closely for a while and said, Brothers, come on!

the instant noodles were flat even harder

After the steamed buns were flat, the noodle people walked away

Later, others asked the instant noodles, saying: You just flattened so hard that we didn't know you hated him so much.

The instant noodles said: I thought it would be nice to have a little K

I didn't expect him to pretend to be cute and wear children's clothes ... The more I thought about it, the angrier I became

Part 3

The instant noodles roared with rage and took the lead in beating them up.

Everyone felt a little miserable.

Everyone pulled the instant noodles away and asked them, "Why are you so angry?"

instant noodles said, "It's too much. It's enough to pretend to be cute, and give me some points in my hair ..." Part 4

After the steamed buns knew why they were beaten ...

They felt very wronged ...

So they told the situation to Caibao, Dousha Bao, Fried Bao and Pickled Sauerkraut Bao ...

\' You stay here. Let's go find the perm ...

They were very angry and went to get even with instant noodles. ! \' Part 5

It is said that the steamed stuffed bun was depressed enough after being beaten by noodles last time.

So I found Xiaolong Bao, vegetable Bao, fried Bao and soup Bao to eat hot pot to get rid of the mildew.

As soon as I entered the door, I saw Flammulina velutipes.

The Bao family beat Flammulina velutipes indiscriminately.

I left a message saying: Part 6

It is said that the noodle people and the steamed stuffed bun people have deep grievances.

the two sides often fight each other if they don't like it.

One day, a group of noodle people were wandering on the road and saw barbecued pork buns alone.

The enemy was particularly jealous when they met, and remembered the grievances of the instant noodles and others before.

Without saying anything, they gave the barbecued pork bun a vicious beating,

The noodles shouted while beating ...

"Give me a hard beating, don't let him go because he vomited blood! !” Part 7

The poor barbecued pork bun went to the steamed bun for help with his head broken and his body covered with injuries

In a rage, the steamed bun went to fight with the red bean cake and mung bean cake

The situation was on the verge of war, and passers-by fled one after another

I saw the French fries on the road leisurely

Without saying anything, the batch of people slapped the French fries hard

The steamed bun was not angry. I owe you a kick! Keep calling me. " Part 8

It was so unreasonable to say that the French fries were beaten.

I went to his good friend, Banana Strip, to complain.

When Banana Strip heard it, I thought that the noodle family was dragging down the French fries.

So I went to Daoxiao Noodles, Lamian Noodles and Hollow Powder to find a place for the steamed stuffed bun family.

I didn't expect to meet meatballs on the road.

These noodle families couldn't tell the difference between red and white.

When I left, the banana strip left a sentence,

"Don't come out and be seen by me if you don't practice invisibility next time. The translucent steamed stuffed bun will be found in a moment!" Part 9

In other words, the continuous street war between noodles and steamed buns

has caused many innocent passers-by to suffer

and even become part of the war

On this day, the two major groups of noodles and steamed buns fought in the street again

Only one innocent passerby was beaten by both sides at the same time

, which aroused the sympathy of many onlookers ...

Passerby A: Why do the two sides join hands to hit a passerby? "

passerby b: "I heard that it was because that person's position was unclear."

Passerby A: "Is it so serious?"

passer-by b: "I can't help it. Who called him a noodle bag?" Part 11

In other words, the bitter knot between steamed buns and noodles is getting deeper and deeper

Whenever two groups of people take to the streets to seek revenge,

Pedestrians have to avoid it

One day, when noodle families are pressing the road,

spaghetti sees the steamed bread across the street

and shouts "Don't go if you dare!"

I rushed across the street and beat the steamed bread with my brothers.

The dying steamed bread said, "You ... why did you hit me?"

The spaghetti replied harshly, "Do you think I can't recognize you when you go for a face lift? 4 buns!

Part 12

After meatballs were beaten by Mountain K, the more I thought about it, the more unhappy I became.

I found tribute pills, fish pills, Huazhi pills, and the theory of going to the noodle clan.

When I met Daoxiao Noodles on the road, I beat him to death indiscriminately.

I left him in front of the noodle clan's base camp.

The next day, Lamian Noodles opened the door.

Daoxiao Noodles said with a Shandong accent, "Damn it, Maru people are too much.

I have nothing against them, and I have beaten me like this.

Lamian Noodles said with emotion, "That's it. What the elder was worried about has finally happened.

Daoxiao Noodles said curiously, "What's the matter?

Lamian Noodles said nervously, "The era of tripartite confrontation has finally arrived. "Part 13

in other words, after several disputes between the steamed stuffed bun clan and the dough clan,

it has reached the state of breaking up as soon as they meet without saying anything.

One day, a group of people with noodles, instant noodles, beef noodles and salted pasta went to Danshui to play.

From a distance, they saw Ah Gai enjoying the scenery by the Danshui River.

A group of people didn't say much. When they rushed forward, they were beaten, and Ah Gai was badly beaten.

While beating, they said, "How dare you come to the scenic spot in such an ugly brown paper bag!" Fight!

hit me hard! Give me the strength to suck milk and hit me hard!

when the steamed stuffed bun family heard about the thread, they came to rescue him. When they arrived, they saw Ah Gai lying on the ground.

When the steamed stuffed bun family saw him, they were beaten again and again. They grabbed Ah Gai's hair and shouted,

"You damn liar, you caught me evidence! Part 14

Due to the disharmony between Bao clan and noodle clan

With the addition of red bean cake and mung bean cake, the war situation became more intense

On the other hand, the originally neutral French fries alliance decided to support the noodle clan because of the mistake of K between Bao clan and bean clan

The fried chicken and hamburger with the addition of French fries also went into battle with guns

With the addition of French fries alliance, Bao clan sent a message to inform the powerful allied forces in Macao

Egg Tower. Is not unconditional, The condition is that 4,111 egg tower shops are opened.

After a hard struggle,

With the cream fragrance and the pastry around,

The egg tower corps led by Ma Jialie dominated this battle.

Now egg tower shops can be seen everywhere.

As a result, the bean family declined, and the French fries alliance collapsed.

Even the Bao people who asked for support were forced to cultivate because of war injuries.

Disagreement

Part 15

One day, there was an argument between the meat buns and the egg dumplings, and

both sides fought fiercely.

But the meat buns were beaten out of the water by the egg dumplings because they were too meaty,

So when they left, they left the egg dumplings with a sentence: "Don't go away, I'll call my partner to teach you a lesson"

III. I was going to find the theory of egg dumplings.

I met dumplings on the road.

Meat dumplings and others surrounded the dumplings and beat them for a while.

After the dumplings were beaten indiscriminately, I asked Meat Dumplings why they beat him.

Meat Dumplings replied, "Don't think that you used SK-2, so I won't recognize you! Part 17

It is said that Ah Gai was unwilling to be beaten for no reason, and he came to take revenge with fish balls,

iron eggs and other freshwater horns.

On the way, they met a soup bag, and they mistakenly thought it was a meat bag.

So they went forward and beat him up.

Because I hit you too hard, the soup in the soup bag spilled out.

While hitting, I shouted: Just hit you a few times, and you will give me urine.

Don't think that I will sympathize with you like this. I hate such a coward!

come on! Keep fighting! Fight him until the match @ # $%&; *...

Part 18

The poor barbecued pork bun went to the meat bun for help with a bloody head ...

When the meat bun got angry, it brought sesame buns and bean paste buns ... and the war was on the verge ...

Passers-by fled one after another ... only to see spaghetti alone on the road,

So a group of people got on. It's just a slap in the face! PART 19

It is said that after the unlucky spaghetti was beaten by the meat bag clan,

I was unwilling to find the above clan to take revenge on the meat bag.

As a result, I met meatballs on the way to the laundry, and

I beat him up without hesitation.

I saw spaghetti flat and shouting, "Take the teacher's dead meat bag!

what are you doing in the laundry? Want to bleach your clothes to be transparent?

I tell you! It's no use putting on bleached clothes.

I still know the fat in your belly! ? I!

Part 21

It is said that after dumplings were beaten by steamed stuffed buns for no reason, the more I thought about it, the more unwilling I became.

I asked his brothers, shrimp dumplings, swallow dumplings and fish dumplings, to take revenge on the meat steamed buns.

On the way, everyone met French bread.

As a result, many dumplings could not help themselves. They rushed over and punched and kicked the French bread without asking indiscriminately.

. Poor French bread asked dumplings, "Why did you hit me?"

Dumplings said, "Don't think that if you eat Viagra and get hard, I won't dare to beat you! ! !” Part 21

As the feud between the Mian clan and the Bao clan is getting deeper and deeper, there are occasional fights.

One day, at the gathering of the Bao clan, a steamed stuffed bun was found with purple all over.

Some people were concerned and some asked angrily,

"Were you beaten by the Mian clan? Too much! I was beaten black and blue all over!

The purple steamed stuffed bun quickly explained, "Nothing! Mu Xi! Wow, taro is wrapped!

Part 22

it is said that the family of noodles wanted to avenge themselves on the family of buns, and they met taro buns on the road.

I was about to start work when I heard the taro package:

"Big Brother! I've been beaten all over Qing Wu! Will you leave me alone? a!

when the cunning taro bag escaped, the noodle family suddenly realized.

I was cheated! Taro bag wasn't hurt at all!

So the face patriarch issued a wanted order:

Next time you see a black steamed stuffed bun from Africa, don't sympathize with him for diplomacy!

Part 23

at last ... the taro bag was blocked by the noodle gang when it was collecting protection money at the State Guest Theater!

And the newly-collected little brother Naihuang Bao also suffered.

So the taro Bao and Naihuang Bao noodle gang were taken to the noodle gang beef noodle hall on Zhengzhou Road.

Everyone broke the foreskins of the taro Bao and Naihuang Bao with three punches and two feet.

Oh! No ... it's steamed stuffed bun skin, and all the stuffing inside has come out.

At this moment, instant noodles say to noodles: Boss! Now we can enjoy ourselves for a while.

Last time, it was said that the guys from the Danshui gang, Ah gei and Yu Wan, beat out the urine in the meat bag.

You see that both of them have escaped from a "taro" that we beat.

Is the other one still kicking on the wall? Part 24

It is said that the battle between meat buns and noodles is getting fiercer and fiercer, and it has reached the point of fire and water ...

One day, meat buns, steamed buns and egg towers came to the road and saw noodles walking on the road.

When meat buns saw it, they sneered, and noodles said slowly, "It's not enough,

It's just that they can't fight enough.

The second one:

One day, the demon king caught the princess.

The demon king said, "Call your throat ... no one will come to save you ..."

The princess said, "Break your throat ..."

No one said, "Princess ... I'm coming to save you ..."

Found .. "

Shit:" Ghost, you can see me ... "

Devil:" Oh,My God!

god: "who called me?

Who: "Nobody called you ..."

Nobody: "I didn't? Play dumb!

garlic: "who is pretending to be me?

who: "me again? Are you looking for trouble?

trouble: "which one wants to see me?

which one: looking for you? I didn't ... Gee, there are so many people here. "

Many people:" I just arrived ... Who are you?

which one: "I'm not who."

Who: "He's not me."

Princess: "Is everyone here to save me?

Everyone: "I'm not here to save you, but to watch the fun."

Fun: "What am I looking at?

god: "it's none of my business. I'll go first."