2. Please don't be playful and smiley when I'm angry, as soon as you laugh the old man will follow along. I'm still angry, so please show me some respect, okay?
3. These days women don't know what's wrong with them, take the cell phone camera as a mirror and use it to open the beauty face, open that or you?
4. Games run a thousand meters, I drank a lot of kinds of energy drinks, but also wore a brand-name sportswear, as a result, the warm-up time to break the foot!
5. "Husband, buy this one or that one?" I silently got up and paid for both pieces of clothing, hmmm, from what I've learned over the years, it's not even a multiple choice question!
6. Finally, I know why most people choose to get a haircut and change their hair, because after getting a haircut, you'll realize that losing your love is a small matter.
7. They say the wind is like a mother's hand, gently caressing us. But today the wind is like a stepmother's hand, a big mouth to the death ah.
8. My father taught me, "Don't be fooled by men, don't believe what men say." For a moment, I didn't know if I should listen to my dad. You guys, should I listen?
9. Just now I made a very risky investment, if it succeeds, I can earn a few hundred million dollars at once, if it fails, I'll have lost the two dollars.
10. "Don't ask me if I'm a single dog in the future, it's against the rules of heaven for us immortals to fall in love with mortals!" "Holy shit, now single dogs can evolve into snarling dogs?"
11. When I was a kid, I called 6 people to fight with someone, and there were 10 or 20 people on the other side of the room, so I'm not bragging about it. ...... At that time, I was the one who cried the loudest.
12. Some people are really disgusting, know that others have object still to people on the body, just like a fool. I can't come to me? I don't have a date!
13. A few years ago, I entered a 300-person singles group, we agreed who has a boyfriend who will withdraw from the group, and then ...... I even became the group leader.
14. Mom: "Look at your room with the pig's nest, but not clean up!" I: "Have you ever seen a pig will clean up the house? Aren't they all tidied up by people who raise pigs!"
15.I found that I am shy to the extreme, just walking in front of me a beautiful girl dropped her wallet, I picked up and did not have the heart to say to her.
16. A few days ago we had a heavy rainstorm here, the house was flooded, scared me to death, thanks to my daughter-in-law saved my life. If she hadn't been full of gas at the time, I would have been dead.
17. A lot of friends in the circle of friends, no matter men and women are calling themselves babies, how old are you? I'm not sure if you want to be ashamed or not. I'm the only one who has a baby," he said!
18. I and mosquitoes are a pair of very good friends, we often play hide-and-seek, it won suck my blood, I won have to be its life.
19. and a food out to eat beef hot pot, the goods said the most delicious beef tendon, and then gave me a big piece of clip, the results have been to the bill I am still chewing on that piece of beef tendon.
20. Psychologists have said that the more a person flaunts something, the more he lacks something. But how do I think they show off the rich is rich, show love is to have object, sun scenic is to travel it!