1. I want to be fat into a sea, drowning those who laugh at my dead skinny people!
2. Weight loss is always the second most important thing in life, the first big thing is to eat and drink well!
3. I'm standing on your left side, but it's like the Milky Way.
4. I wanted to eat my sorrows one bite at a time, but I ate them one bite at a time.
5. The greatest happiness of fat people is that they eat too much and then fat is still a fat person.
6. I'm just waiting for winter to come and freeze those skinny papers to death.
7. I don't think it's necessary to lose weight this year, because summer won't come, and there are still four months to heat!
8. I've gained so much weight lately that I've decided to replace all my snacks with coffee and water.
9. Playing it safe, not as picky as the skinny ones, not eating this and not doing that;
10. Finding out that I seem to have gained a bit of weight so I bought a slimming skirt to urge myself to lose weight.
11. Jack, Captain, as long as I go down, you both can sit on this plank. I'm cold. How can I be cold. I'm covered in fat.
12. My mom's cooking has defeated my determination to lose weight time and time again!
13. It is said that people are afraid of being famous, pigs are afraid of being strong, and men are afraid of having no money and women are afraid of being fat. Oh, right.
14. I used to be thin, the thought of heartache.
15. People grow fat is not terrible, for fear of fat without culture!
16. I go down to the sea to swim are self-contained lifebuoys ......
17. My father suddenly told me today that my face has rounded, and I know that I have grown fat at home.
18.The mystery of fat is not how much to eat, what to eat, but how to eat. You feel it.
19. Your shortness is lifelong, but my fat is temporary.
20. smack of their own fat, but also happen to especially want to eat burgers, fried chicken, duck neck, lotus root fish tofu!
21. Fat children's song of youth is really a meatbag adventure.
22. God gave me all the chances to get fat, and I grabbed them all.
23. I used to be very thin in the future is also very thin so I have to be fat for a while at the moment, otherwise life is not complete.
24. When I was a child, I didn't love to eat, which led to my shortness now; now I love to eat, which led to my fatness and shortness.
25. I can eat all these before I sweat, believe it or not?
26. Have a heart to lose weight, but doomed to the fate of obesity.
27. I'm fat at the moment, I don't smile as much as I used to, and the only good thing about it is that the hugs are warmer than they used to be.
28. Fat people are not qualified to eat! Wait for thin say.
29. The woman is very ugly and no virtue of mouth, once to go on a blind date, the male lead for a long time to arrive. The woman saw him as a fat man, fire: dead fat, ugly man! The male protagonist is also on fire: at least I used to be thin, you beautiful?
30. I am really too lucky to eat fat before prices rise.
31. Years ago you a take care I have not been thin so far
32. A lot of people who can not find an object like to blame others, look fat blame the cook, look ugly blame the barber!
33. I really can not allow myself to indulge down, a look in the mirror are fast do not recognize themselves, a pile of rounded little ball is me, this year's wish is to lose weight successfully, get off the single!
34. At that time, Liang Qian was like a sausage that had just been filled, all the meat, taut. At the moment, like a sausage has been air-dried, dry without a bit of water, the intestinal coating also precipitated a layer of salt cream.
35. Recently lived a very happy, carefree days really good ah fat is also a small scorpion girl, fitness cheer!
36. My mom thinks I'm fat, let me go to the gym tomorrow, I looked at my little arm, I feel not fat to incorrigible it.
37. Why do you want to eat without life ...... still think they are not fat enough.
38. Every long-term weight loss unsuccessful woman, there is a years of fertilization around the ineffective girlfriend.
39. long fat, so a little distance, I can quickly roll over.
40. I really do not want to go around New Year's Eve, meet the first sentence is ouch fat fat, but also can not refute, after all, I am here today to eat your rice.
41. The fat is heavier than Mount Tai, or heavier than other mountains.
42. Women always feel that they are too fat and think that other women are very thin.
Playful and cute for dating sentence text summary of forty-two sentencesPlayful and cute for dating sentence text one
1. Marriage is the grave of love, then there is no marriage, then it is dead and buried.
2. Being an optimistic person in the eyes of others is probably when you hang yourself and die, and people think you are swinging.
3. In the face of that person, there is always a further impulse, but no further courage.
4. The grandest romance is a lifetime of concentration.
5. It's great that this is a planet with you .
6. Once the sea withered and rotten, can not resist the good get together and goodbye.
7. Do not say what I owe you in a previous life, you have the ability to take out the note to me.
8. I will give you all my tenderness, accompanied by you to the time of your full wings, or to the time of my residual temperature dissipation.
9. I can't even keep my own hair, what do I expect to keep you.
10. After walking so far, I found that home is the warmest: after seeing so many people, I found that my mother's smile is the most beautiful.
11. I want to be a little elf, to dive into your soul, to listen to your heartbeat, your breath, to feel your thoughts, your desires, so that I can understand your heart and know how to love you.
12. In the face of love to spare no effort to like.
13. Regret, is also a kind of happiness. Because there are still things that make you regret.
14. Once some memories, early to drift away, now only myself, only now.
15. and I fall in love, I am sweeter than all the little girls.
16. Come on, dragged out to eat 250 bread, no water.
17. Read it and you owe me a hug; delete it and you owe me a kiss; store it and you owe me a date; if you reply you owe me everything; if you don't you're mine.
18.**** a good time.
19. Welcome to the Love Channel.
20. You are my whole life can not finish saying love words, long story short, I love you, the rest of my life is you!
21. My advantage is: I am handsome: but my disadvantage is: I am handsome is not obvious.
Playful and cute to seek dating sentence text two22. You ah is the top of the green clouds on the tip of the white moon, white snow pile of plum blossom crumbs. It is the fine rain cracked in front of the window, looking into the dust of the eyes.
23. I miss you, I love you, hahahaha, I will take care of you for life.
24. If one day I can wake up with a smile in my dreams, then 80% is dreaming of you.
25. The first date also brought the girlfriends want to two people holding hands to go to a quiet place, but take into account the feelings of girlfriends to go to a crowded place.
26. Riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, it may be a monk: with wings is not necessarily an angel, it may be a bird!
27. Red dust and smoke, unintentional a brush, may be destined to a blossom and fall like encounter. Encounter, may be just a beginning, mutual understanding, in order to a lifetime of companionship, although this sentiment is very elegant, simple, but seems so precious.
28. Aspire to love, more expectation, more hope.
29. And then the perfect body, in the eyes of people who do not love her, is also a kind of solution to flirt with the material.
30. Like you so ugly must not marry out! Then go on a date with me!
31. Even if we can't go to the end of the world, I will cherish the present to love you with all my heart.
32. It is your smiling face. I'm not going to be able to get a good look at you, but I'm going to be able to get a good look at you.
33. Don't chase the bus, chase me, I walk very slowly, and very cute.
34. Girls out more than two hours before the door is not called make-up, called easy face.
35. You are so busy, what time to listen to my proposal, and then ready to marry me?
36.10 I don't love you when you love me, I love you when you leave me, I can't leave you when you have a new woman, love, so the cycle of it.
37. If loving you is a kind of wrong words, then I would rather wrong on the wrong, even if a lifetime is not willing.
38. Give your life to you, and you spend time in vain.
39. In the most beautiful season, the most beautiful place, the most beautiful time, the most beautiful time, meet the most beautiful you.
40. I'm a person oh, full of darkness, but also always want to give you a little sunshine.
41. You know, your smile makes the stars are intoxicated.
42. It is too easy to be a young man in white, or too difficult to stay in red.
Suitable for singles to send self-mocking text collection (40)
Suitable for singles to send self-mocking text a
1. You last year show is not the same person ow!
2. Showing love is not so easy, single dogs also have Ta's temper.
3. Valentine's Day without a lover, are you having a good time? In fact, I would like to say that I would like to reacquaint myself with you, starting with what's your name. Are you willing?
4. Valentine's Day suggests that you do not sun gifts, you can sun your boyfriend or girlfriend, there may be the same model, and perhaps there is a pop-up Oh.
5. I don't know what day it is, I just know that I am flat out in love with a little genius.
6. Valentine's Day is nothing to send a few like to show love to leave my list.
7. Don't always single dog, according to your age is a single turtle, according to the body type you are a single pig, according to the IQ you are a single stupid roe deer.
8. Hello, everyone, the weather is sunny, today off single, tomorrow start wearing two.
9. The human affair is too vulgar as well as a person to see the sunrise.
10. Valentine's Day once did not have, bachelor's day time and again have I.
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11. Where would someone like to be alone, but do not like disappointment.
12. No matter how far we are apart, one day we will meet in the most beautiful place, don't forget our date.
13. Like a person to go to confession, in case it becomes a spare tire!
14. Hello, do you like me? If you like me, breathe.
15. I think you not only behind my back to secretly finish the winter vacation homework, but also secretly in the Valentine's Day before the object, you are all liars.
16. Some people say they've been single for two years, and I say what's the big deal, I've been single since birth.
17. It's too much trouble to fall in love.
18. Say goodbye to being single together, but you secretly have a boyfriend.
19. Acquaintances are not good at starting, and strangers are not good at talking.
20. Valentine's Day alone, alone, have the ability to test also let me alone ah
Suitable for single hair self-mocking text article two21. May 20th is still a small full, do you care, you know love.
22. Listen to a song, open a bottle of wine.
23. "Yo, how come you're alone again on Hanukkah?" "Half a person out I'm afraid to scare you."
24. Valentine's Day is not scary, the scary thing is that every year with you are not the same person.
25. "Yo, Valentine's Day how to be a person again?" "Half a person is afraid to scare you."
26. In front of me to show love counts for what have the ability to open the room to bring me I want to see the appearance of love up close.
27. Don't be too nice to me, I'm in love with you and you don't want.
28. This year's Valentine's Day is not accidentally, if you are on your own, accidentally, in the hospital over.
29. Valentine's Day without a lover, I asked what is love in the world, only to call me to pursue; I asked myself where are you, only to call me all day long to think without stopping.
30. There was a girl who said she liked me, and I deleted her directly, yuck, trying to cheat me on Valentine's Day!
31. I'm not afraid of Valentine's Day alone, I'm afraid of my favorite people and others.
32. Valentine's Day is coming, if you like me, it is useless, I like to study.
33. boyfriend is still waiting for me in the future I'm not in a hurry you guys show first.
34. Alas :-( When will this iceberg of mine be melted by someone.
35. Do not break up with me and say we are not suitable, I fucking Martian ah and the earth is not suitable.
36. Love is, drink this cup, and then pour that cup.
37. Valentine's Day do not say Happy Valentine's Day with me, unless you want to live with me.
38. And it's not the first time a person spends Valentine's Day alone, small things.
39.God! Give me a lover, Valentine's Day is coming soon, I have had many bachelor's day, do not want to Valentine's Day can only see other people over!
40. Main quest: Get off the hook (0/1).
Double twelve of the shopping happy humor and funny text collection of forty
Double twelve of the shopping happy humor and funny text (a)
1. Girlfriend: a good news and a bad news, you listen to which one first? I: bad news. Girlfriend: double twelve I am ready to buy fifty thousand dollars of things. I: What about the good news? Girlfriend: double twelve half price oh!
2. Hanukkah is to remind you of the ugly, double twelve is to remind you of the poor.
3. A year like a day, the courage to climb to the top of the sales.
4. Double twelve is approaching, life is getting more and more nervous, and gave a batch of goods to hoard.
5. Double 11 shopping festival and Hanukkah has been stupidly confused, just want to ask, today you "chopped" it? Anyway, I have lost almost, intend to drink a month of porridge.
6. Dueling doubles 12, we have fought the war, we must fight for the forefront of industry sales.
7. Double twelve to buy things not for themselves, mom and dad family all bought it.
8. Mom said today I bought two pairs of ten-dollar shoes, the evening study hall and think up I cried a whole class.
9. Do not have slow motion!
10. Make every god smile.
11. Do a good job of double-twelve, get promoted, become a general manager, become a CEO, and win a rich white woman!
12. My heart is overwhelmed because of you, my love is extraordinarily wonderful because of you. Whether you love me or not, I just want to tell you that our love will be the most wonderful. 12.12 day, I just want to tell you I really love you.
13. Lower price, always!
14.5.5.5. The old lady is still a bachelor! This heart is so cold! It's better to meet Erkang!
15. You do not buy things without money, buy things also have no money, that is to say, buy things it does not want money, do not want money why not buy, no money, it does not matter, as long as there is a husband.
16. Cold days, double 12, not chopping hands, but also write homework.
17. BBK music phone, where not ringing where to fall,
18. Every double 12, it is inevitable that the heart surging, pro, ready?
19. Only more, not less.
20. Gosh, the mess half a day you said empty the shopping cart is all buy, not all deleted ah?
double twelve of the shopping happy humor funny copy (Part II)21. Break up to forget, especially the deep love. Only time will change everything, do not have to force yourself to forget.?
22. Thanks to the double twelve let me learn how to do Excel ......
23. Chopping finished, dropped 50 cents, angry that I have not eaten until today.
24. Double eleven of the three major pain: see others buy buy buy, see couples show love, see couples buy buy buy at the same time show love.
25. You guys break down the courier's paper box to me to stay a little, I'm good cover for the winter.
26. Eaters big welfare, diet side to go, just double twelve.
27. After this year's double eleven, the wife took the knife shouting to chop, the husband rushed to comfort her: honey, money can still earn, hand no really no, you can rest assured that I pay! She was satisfied with the knife from my hand to take away.
28.19. Every time the double twelve and other shopping festivals, booked the alarm clock can not get up, one does not want to join in the fun, the second is too sleepy to stay up all night.
29. When you're young, you should walk around, and if you do, you'll realize that the whole world is a couple, and you're a single dog.
30. Pants pockets are cleaner than the face.
31. Then I realized that many people's world is not missing me at all.
32. ah Preparing for the double twelve squatting a surface go I do not want to keep the computer at home on weekends, I need a mobile office tool Marder The company gave me what ah I'm so desperate and lose money
33. men pay attention to the double twelve day to get up the first thing is to open the wife's Alipay and Internet banking three consecutively enter an incorrect password and then go out Remember
34. p> 34. You are half a circle, I am half a circle, meet the combination is a circle of love, to you as the center of the circle, to love as the radius, to the happy as the circumference of the circle, draw our love concentric circles. 12.12 show love day. May our love happy and happy, round and full.
35. Shopping can easily dissolve our unhappiness.
36. Wake up to double 12 has been the past half, forget about me or next year to chop hands! Weakly ask, everyone has chopped what?
37. Happy is loaded to others to see another kind of pain, carnival is left to their own another kind of loneliness.
38. Waiting to give orders, we are here!
39. Partners charge ah, double twelve with a bonus to war!
40. When I can't see you, my heart cracked into two halves: half for you to rejoice, half for you to worry! 1212 show love day, I want to ask you: please let us together!
The friend circle copybook of flirting with one's mother's singleness is a collection of forty sentences
The friend circle copybook of flirting with one's mother's singleness is one
1. You come over here, I have a serious relationship, and I would like to talk to you about it.
2. Love is, drink this cup, then pour that cup.
3. Want to fall in love and still pick the gender? The first thing you need to do is to get a good deal on your own!
4. I finally know the reason why I am single, I like not like me, like me I do not know.
5. Recruitment of ten boyfriends online, the first private chat when the captain.
6. I'm not afraid of Valentine's Day alone, I'm afraid of the people I like and others.
7. Valentine's Day alone, alone, capable of exams also let me alone ah
8. No lover is not terrible, the terrible thing is that other people think I have a bunch! And I don't even know who my lover is.
9. Other people talk about a relationship for three years, I'm in love with a sentence asked for three years.
10. In love with only each other to accompany the single dog people from the crowd to accompany the past.
11. Valentine's Day no one to hold my hand, I'll put in my pocket.
12. "Yo, how come you're alone on Hanukkah?" "Half a person out I'm afraid to scare you."
13. Don't always single dog, according to your age is a single turtle, according to the body type you are a single pig, according to the IQ you are a single stupid roe deer.
14. Dear yourself, the heart of the good, but also to understand self-protection. Treat others kindly, but don't be bullied by others, don't let your kindness, become a tool for others to hurt themselves. Your kindness, to have a bottom line, have principles.
15. Some people say they have been single for two years, and I say what's the big deal, I've been single since birth.
16. Someone asked me how to spend Valentine's Day this year, and I said, skipped.
17. The Association for the Protection of Single Dogs reminds you that: the road is ten million, the first one to get rid of the single, today do not work hard, every day to eat dog food.
18. Our fairy love is a violation of the laws of heaven.
19. Women have to have backbone, either to fall in love to get married, or proudly single.
20. Hello, I am a life-long honorary member of the Global Singles Anti-Show Love Alliance.
The second part of the friend circle text that flirts with one's own maternal singleness21. The whole world is the sour smell of love, only I emit the fragrance of a single dog.
22. I'm sorry that this year YiYiQianXi can not come back to accompany me, but we still love each other the same, thank you for your blessings.
23. In fact, single is not terrible, terrible is not even a favorite.
24. This year's Valentine's Day does not receive gifts, gifts only receive boyfriends.
25. The other party rejected your dog food and kicked over your dog bowl.
26. Hello Please ask if you like me Like me then breathe.
27. is not just single, which day I forced me to hurry, WeChat send I love you one by one, which became counted which
28. every year to be acid a few times is also particularly tired!
29. One person is full, the whole family is not hungry, the wool comes out on the sheep.
30. Life is not only in front of the metropolis, there is the former wedding invitation.
31. God is very fair, he let you through the Hanukkah, will not let you through Valentine's Day.
32. Valentine's Day is not allowed to show love in front of me, or I will sing happy breakup in front of you.
33. Behind every single person, there is at least one heartbreaking secret hidden.
34. A batch of no love, pay action to drum up courage. Happy seeking auspicious wind and rain, blessing single people no longer dry anxious.
35. Just had a person about me February 14th to go out for Valentine's Day, and resolutely let me pull the black, very period, you can deceive my feelings, but want my life absolutely not.
36. Plant your own flowers and love your own universe.
37. Don't say you're a single dog again, you're that age, the dog is old and dead.
38. Someone asked me how I plan to spend this Valentine's Day. Bullshit, of course, a laugh!
39. Everyone will give me flowers to hold a little more stable if the rose branch to me without a three to five million I can not get up.
40. I wish that all lovers will be happy, and those who don't have lovers will find true love.
The weather is particularly hot humor and funny text excerpts forty-two
Description of the weather is particularly hot humor and funny text article a
1. "The whole city is hot" "people in the hot way of hot embarrassment" "hot death of primitive people" "Carla hot into a dog" "to the summer we will eventually suffocate" "China is hot to death" "the attack of the sun" "if you give me a day of coolness" "those years we have together chased air conditioning "What about the air conditioner", "101st heat death", "33 days of heat death", "heat death contract", "hot shit man 3" and so on have been released in theaters nationwide.
2. cousin married, the handover drink with Coca-Cola ... drink when and daughter-in-law embraced each other and cried ...... moved the whole audience of guests and friends of the ...... only I understand that I secretly put mustard in his Coke.
3. Hot I can not think, I need to find a place to cool off cool off.
4. Last night was too hot, really can't sleep, lz suggested to get up and engage in activities, so the dormitory collectively get up to fight the landlord, losing clothes. Alas, said all the tears ah 。。。。。 The whole 4 pieces of down jacket ah....
5. Driving on the road, all the way to the impulse to rush into the green belt.
6. Give you a little sunshine you are brilliant, give you a little flood you flood. Broken pot has its own broken pot cover, ugly ghosts have their own ugly women love, as long as the love is deep like the sea, hemp can also shine! The weather is changing, pay attention to the body!
7. Can you make your boyfriend swear to love you for the rest of your life ah, this day is really hot.
8. Bought an egg, turned into a chicken! I bought a cooler and turned it into an electric blanket! The car does not ignite itself! I'm not sure if you're going to be able to get a good deal on a car, but I'm sure you're going to be able to get a good deal on a car! The table is too hot, the mahjong has just been finished! The first thing you need to do is to get a good deal on a new product or service!
9. Now the street is especially many liars, we go out to be careful, today on the street there is a person has been saying that the heat is dead, the heat is dead, I followed the three streets he is not dead.
10. Blue Caihe: want to play some water to take a shower, but always a basket of water a empty. Iron crutch Li: I this gourd sold what medicine? All the wind oil essence, who wipe who's body cool wind.
11. The most sincere care, is the most y hidden love.
12. It is not naivety that defeats me, it is naivety that is hot.
13. If I die, it will only be of heat.
14. Hiding in the air-conditioned room does not come out, for fear that they become Brazilian barbecue.
15. Eggs bought at the supermarket and taken home cooked.
16. The weather was so hot that I bought a basket of eggs yesterday and they turned into chickens at home; I bought a cooler and turned it into an electric blanket; and I didn't have to light the car to start it myself.
17. I had threatened in the zero-degree cold temperature, I would rather die of heat than freeze into a dog, until today I was hot into a dog, only to understand, too beautiful promise because too young
18. The weather is too hot and stuffy, I can not breathe.
19. The summer heat is hard to bear, teach you a summer party: midday when the sun is in the air, in the open air without shade, once the heat stroke, you can eliminate the heat stroke, the so-called poison to fight poison to "summer" attack "summer".
20. "Your Majesty, I have a request! I implore Your Majesty to put my concubine into the cold palace, I can't stand it, the weather is too hot!"
21. My steel teeth, all hot mouth.
22. Everyone said that today is very hot, in fact, just cold is not obvious!
23. Once upon a time there was a child who went to school in Beijing, on and on he died of heat
24. It's not rain, it's hot water.
25. The weather is hot clothes less, and then finally can not deceive themselves and others, the winter of 18 pounds of meat grows where, I'm going to the gym.
26. how just set up the card on the paste? I'm going to go to the gym.
27. Dear air conditioning, if you are well, is a sunny day. If you are not good, this summer I will hang up.
28. Summer heat is not comparable to the busy leisure to play the phone, summer health more rest, effort to make up information, the wind blowing past, bring fresh and information, meditation maintenance number one, to solve the troubles and problems, meditation to keep in mind, the error is no longer followed by you.
29. The weather is hot like throwing people into a steamer.
30.12. usually everyone's circle of friends, sun bags, sun travel, sun cosmetics, sun food, sun brand, sun selfie ...... I just want to silently say: "capable of you out of the sun ah!"
31. I generally do not send this person information, to send only creative! In the past, the cliché was laughed at, and now we have to try to figure out a high-profile, said out of fear that you patted the case to say wonderful, simple and not simple: the day is hot, pay attention to the summer heat.
32. Hot to twist.
33. White Dragon Horse: the former small dragon man in the sea, now the sun wants to break the soul. The road to the sutra hooves towards the west, look at where all like a water fountain.
34. The weather is hot, the mood is restless up ...... work lack of up, a sleep does not get up ...... insomnia for a week, the face of the small pox grows up ......
35. Look at each other and smile, become acquainted!
36. The weather is really too hot, buy baskets of eggs, to the home into a small chicken! Buy a cooler, a sleep into an electric blanket! The road met a stranger, looked at each other and smiled, became acquaintances! The table is too hot, the mahjong just code good, actually paste!
37. Friends in Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai, 8 months ago, you asked hard for centralized heating is finally realized!
38. All day sitting and lying down, not away from a room.
39. Always walk on the street, which is not wet.
40. My body will die of heat in Beijing, and my soul will be with you.
41. so hot weather, can be about to go out are life and death friendship,,
high-speed traffic jam on the humorous saying sentence collection of forty-twohigh-speed traffic jam on the humorous saying sentence a
1. tomorrow will be the college entrance examination, all candidates, I hope you go to the examination room on the road without traffic jams, I hope that you play a normal, and I hope that you can and know the same examination room.
2. Today, the road from work, traffic jams out of the holiday feeling, coupled with the day black foggy days, sheer rain, high beams, for a female driver is too difficult
3. So far, I heard the most ruthless curses is: I curse you this life out of the traffic jam!
4. Never like to take the bus, traffic jam, slow, and dizzy. Or like to run on their own.
5. The day of your wedding I was drunk the whole street was stuck in traffic.
6. Blocked heart ... traffic jams are much more serious than in Nanjing
7. It is not easy to line up to sit on the car on the highway is also a traffic jam! Back to a home I'm easy to do I.?
8. Simply blocked upset, this road is really a traffic police traffic jam!
9. Tired? The car traveling on the road in a long queue!
10. Before going to bed to see you in a traffic jam, sleep and wake up you are still in a traffic jam.
11. Tonight, it was raining and traffic jam at home, many students just looked at me and left, only he has been with me until the crowd dispersed, really good warmth.
12. Early escape from the National Day traffic jam army we encountered the history of the ugliest gourd and gourd waifu, sinning ah ......
13. New Year's home, all kinds of traffic jam, traffic jam is not blocking the heart!
14. Now wherever waiting for someone, call, the first line of questioning is: "Where are you blocked that"?
15. New Year's home, or can not escape the spell of traffic jams, the endless traffic jams in the road.
16. People's emotions are really easy to influence others, such as an hour before I should go to work, because of the traffic jam is still halfway, I feel OK, but the girl next to the crazy and people send voice anger spit, I think she's very annoying
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18. We watched the sunset together, and if we were stuck in traffic for a while, we could watch the sunrise together!
19. Want to? Fewer people, fewer cars and smooth roads?
20. I hope that the road back to Xitang tomorrow do not traffic jam, but according to the amount of traffic jams in the National Day in previous years I seem to be dreaming.
21. This year's holiday home, relatives are discussing how long it took to get home.
The high-speed traffic jams on the humor of the sentence part two22. cow hair rain dense, haze and cloudy days are not afraid, as long as you go out on the road, encountered traffic jams on the big head.
23. New Year's home, always face the trouble of traffic jams.
24. Seeing and not seeing, the traffic jam version: you open, or not open, the road is blocked there, not walking.
25. Sorry, the road traffic jam.
26. Weekdays spit it haze traffic jam demon wind, but a first snow a heavy rain a piece of evening sunshine and can trigger a storm of praise. The fun of Beijing.
27. Both sides of the ape cries not, the family does not live in the car to stay.
28. Going home for New Year's Eve is the perfect way back, but perfection will always be accompanied by bad experiences, and some things have no choice, such as traffic jams.
29. The more anxious, the more traffic jams. A motionless minute, but also to serve. I'm sorry, but I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do this.
30. Driving without pedestrian fast!
31. Lovers are waiting out, think about whether it is a traffic jam on the road or lost
32. High-speed traffic jam army passing by, high-speed service area littered with garbage, please prepare your own garbage bags, do not throw the highway into the garbage dump!
33. The world's largest auto show - China Highway Auto Show, the most complete variety, the largest number of exhibitors in the luxury car show.
34. Traffic jams, traffic jams, always traffic jams, you blocked me so upset, have the patience you block me for life.
35. Traffic jam, traffic jam is the car, is the time, of course, the traffic jam is people.
36. Don't panic if you are stuck in a traffic jam, send a circle of friends first.
37. I am a highway traffic jam for an hour at the moment to ten mai speed to Jinan to climb outside the wandering wanderer.
38. Homecoming is far away, when the sky clears up.
39. It is not easy to go home, and the feeling of being stuck in traffic is really too heart-breaking.
40. I did not expect it, actually someone went home last month, this month only to.
41. Every traffic jam on the worry, I worry about the oil, played a song and a song, the road ahead or no end.
42. Although happy to go home for New Year's Eve, but the traffic jam is still painful, at the moment on the road, serious traffic jam.