Why is 1 Panasonic not as strong as Sony? Answer: Panasonic (afraid of Sony's brother)
Who is taller, 2 A or C? Answer: C is higher (because ABCD A is lower than C)
Jasmine, sunflower and rose, which flower is the weakest? Answer: Jasmine (a delicate [beautiful] jasmine)
What line do orangutans hate most? Answer: parallel lines. Parallel lines do not intersect (banana)
Which is the worst, rubber, tiger skin or lion skin? Answer: Eraser. (Rubber difference)
What are you afraid of? A: cloth is afraid of 10 thousand, paper is afraid of one thousand. (Not afraid of 10 thousand, just afraid of one thousand)
What will Kirin become when it flies to the North Pole? Answer: ice cream. Reason: ice cream (iced unicorn)
8 1234567890 which number is the most industrious and which number is the laziest? Answer: 1 lazy; 2 work hard. (1, don't do it, don't stop)
How to make sparrows quiet? Answer: Click. Reason: silence.
10 What is white plus white? Answer: White rabbits (two)
Is jiaozi a man or a woman? Answer: male (jiaozi has foreskin)
12 If there is a car, Xiaoming is the driver, Xiaohua sits on his right and Xiaohua sits behind him. Whose car is this? Answer: "If".
13 A wolf came to the North Pole and accidentally fell into the sea of ice. What did he become when he was fished out? Answer: betel nut
14 Four people are playing mahjong in the house. The police came and took five people away. Why? Answer: Because the person they play is called Mahjong.
15 why didn't the plane hit the stars when it was flying so high? Answer: Because the stars will "flash"
One day, a medium-rare steak was walking in the street. Suddenly he saw a medium-rare steak in front of him, but he ignored him. Why don't they say hello? Answer: Because I am unfamiliar.
17 A fat man jumped from a tall building. And the result? Answer: Fatty.
18 chocolate fights with tomatoes, and chocolate wins. Why? Answer: Because of chocolate bars.
19 Two people fell into a trap. The dead call the dead, what is the name of the living? Answer: Call for help.
A shark ate a mung bean. What has it become? Answer: mung bean paste (mung bean shark)
2 1 Is Dandan the name of a puppy or a tiger? Answer: Little Tiger (eyeing)
What brand of car hates being touched? Answer: BMW BMW (don't touch me)
Who is the mother of the chicken? Answer: paper helicopter (paper raw chicken)
24 has ABCD..26 letters. How many lETters are left after et left? Answer: 2 1 ETs drove away UFOs.
What's the name of a 25-day-old child? Answer: I have a gift (born with it)
What's the child's name? A: The water rises (the wind rises)
Which animal has the least sense of direction? Answer: Elk (lost)
Wolf, tiger and lion, who will be eliminated when playing games? Answer: Wolf (Momotaro)
Who is the child of the Red Bean Family? Answer: South China (when those red berries come in spring)
What color is the excrement of celery? Answer: Yellow (Qin Shihuang)
3 1 A mother gave birth to conjoined twins. Her sister's name is Mary, so what's her sister's name? Answer: Monroe (Marilyn Monroe)
Don't go out on rainy days without much money. Answer: 30000000 (go out without an umbrella [3])
What should I do if the pigs in the pigsty come out? {Guess a star} Answer: Wang Leehom.
You Zhu in the pigsty has come out. What should I do? {Guess the stars} Answer: Han Hong.
What if the pigs in the pigsty come for the third time? {Guess a star} Answer: Zaizai
What brand of cosmetics is easy to catch a cold? Answer: ARCHE[ Atchoo].
37 A and b can be transformed into each other, b can produce c in boiling water, c can be oxidized into d in air, and d smells like rotten eggs. What are a, b, c and d? Answer: a chicken b egg c cooked egg d rotten egg
What sword is transparent? Answer: No.
Who will forget the water for Andy Lau? Answer: Aha (Aha, give me a cup of forgetful water ...)
Why can't you see God's dick? Answer: secrets can't be revealed.
4 1 Why does the rabbit stay with the goddess the Goddess Chang'e flying to the moon? Answer: Because Chang 'e is a radish leg.
42. Why do many A dreams live in darkness all their lives? Answer: Because he can't see his fingers.
Who cries when she thinks of her mother? Answer: Grandpa (thinking of his mother's words every night, sparkling tears, Lu)
Why put two spoonfuls of salt on the basketball board? A: It's a long story.
Xiao Bai looks like his brother. Why? A: The reason is clear.
Which brand of electrical appliances is the ugliest? Answer: TCL (too ugly)
Which brand of electrical appliances smells the worst? Answer: TCL (too smelly)
Which brand of electrical appliances is the worst? Answer: TCL (too bad, too bad)
What fish is the most stupid? Answer: shark (stupid) fish
What fish is the cleverest? Answer: whale (sperm) fish
5 1 We say that a bear without a tail is called a koala, so what is a bear without a * * * *? Answer: Mama Bear.
The tortoise built a house in its shell and got into it. {Guess a health product} Answer: Cover the middle cover.
The tortoise tore down the house, built another house and got in. {Guess a health product} Answer: The new cover is in the middle.
The tortoise tore down the house again, built another house and got in. {Guess a health product} Answer: Super calcium.
The dog and the rabbit went to the teacher to recite. Why did the teacher let the dog recite first? Answer: Dog (Wangwang Xianbei)
Which song has three people in the first sentence? Answer: I am not Huang Rong (me, Bush, Huang Rong).
What doesn't spit when you eat grapes? Answer: Portugal
What sect of believers can't lie? A: Quanzhen religion
Who likes to lend a helping hand best? Answer: Doraemon
6 1 Which chat tool is the slowest? Answer: MSN (slow death)
Who is playing Chopin's serenade? Answer: Winnie the Pooh (playing Chopin's serenade for you)
Where are your pigeons hiding? Answer: the roof (singing your song on the roof)
Why does the forest always send lions to touch things? Answer: Lost contact.
A steamed stuffed bun fought with potatoes, and the potatoes killed the steamed stuffed bun. {Guess a food} Answer: bean paste buns.
When the steamed stuffed bun died, his father came to seek revenge on the potato. Potatoes know that they can't beat them, so they run and run. A river stopped potatoes {guess a vegetable} Answer: Dutch beans.
Whose sea is 67? Answer: Pineapple (Baltic Sea)
A rooster and a hen (guess three words) Answer: Two chickens.
A rooster and a hen (guess five words) Answer: Two chickens.
A rooster and a hen (guess seven words) answer: idiot, or two chickens.
There was a bean in 7 1 and it fell. Only you can encourage him. Why? Answer: chocolate beans
Why don't princesses hang mosquito nets when they get married? Answer: Because there is a frog prince.
Who is 73 meters' mother? Answer: Amy's mother is a flower (peanut).
Who is Amy's father? A: Amy's father is a butterfly.
Who is Amy's lover? Answer: Who is the grandmother of mouse (mouse loves rice)? Answer:
Amy's grandmother is a great pen.
Who is Amy's grandfather? Answer: Amy's grandfather is popcorn.
Who is bigger, McDonald's or KFC? Answer: KFC (McDonald's is the uncle, KFC is the uncle)
75 eggs fought with chocolate, and chocolate won ~ {hit a foodie} Answer: The chocolate stick egg was not convinced when it lost, but it lost again and again ~ {hit a foodie} Answer: The egg lost twice in a row, but it was not convinced, so it went to hit his brother's cake, and the cake lost, but it was also severely humiliated by chocolate ~ {hit a foodie} Answer: Chocolate chess (I am so angry! You can't do this, D~ so go find the chocolate theory! Finally, chocolate realized her mistake and took the initiative to apologize to the egg and cake. Answer: German chocolate 76 car can fly. {Guess a drink} Answer: Coffee (car, plane)
How to make drinks bigger? Answer: recite the great compassion mantra
A white horse is called a white horse, a dark horse is called a dark horse, and a black and white horse is called a zebra. So what's the name of the black and white red horse? Answer: shy zebra
Who runs fastest in history? Answer: Cao Cao (speaking of the devil)
Who wore glasses in the Tang Dynasty? Answer: Li Bai (such a bright line is at the foot of my bed, hey! The ground is frosty)
8 1 which historical figure is the most worth fighting? Answer: Su Wu. Reason: Su Wu was herding sheep by the North Sea (being beaten by the sea).