The old man and the times

A: I haven't seen you for a long time.

b: yes, it's been over a year.

a: I thought you had none.

b: am I dead?

a: no, it's gone on stage.

b: we actors have to go deep into life.

a: then I'll introduce you to a place.

b: where?

a: the big house where our family lives.

b: what's there?

a: what do you have? Any old man's words will inspire you.

b: really?

a: especially for an old actor like you, you are always warm when your uncle greets you!

b: how do you say hello?

A:' Yo, old X!'

b: I can't afford it, grandpa.

a:' it's been more than a year.'

b: I know.

a:' I thought you lost it!'

b: well, you thought I was gone. I am still young!

A:' Compared with whom, you are younger than me and older than your son.'

b: hey, you are really joking.

A:' Why don't you come out for a walk?'

b: busy at work. I've never seen you out for a walk!

a:' I can't, I don't know the Tao.'

b: you are from old Beijing, and you are familiar with this road.

a:' I can only say it's a big guess, but the new place doesn't work. I heard that Sanyuan overpass was fresh that day, so I went to have a look. After seeing it, I turned for two hours and walked fifteen times. I don't know where I got off.'

b: yes, you are not used to it.

a:' it's okay for me to get used to this, but can society progress?'

b: that's true.

A:' I used to call it Qihuamen, Hadmen, but now people call it Chaoyangmen and Chongwenmen.'

b: it was renamed long ago.

a:' I'm used to drinking bean juice. When children eat it, it says it's bad, but it tastes sour and smells bad.'

b: they are not used to it.

a:' Now children like to eat rice, bread and salad. At first, I wondered why there are halazi in this western food?'

b: you'll get it later.

a:' you have to get used to it from home to outside.'

b: it's better at home.

a:' good what? It's also a panic. "

b: why?

a:' my boy, you know, is good at tinkering with electrical appliances. In the chaotic year, I bought the Hungarian tube TV from a thrift store. At the end of the day, the outfit was removed and the outfit was dismantled. I'm watching the excitement. No one at first, all sheets!'

b: sheets?

a:' sometimes it's crossing, sometimes it's diagonal, sometimes it's plaid. I have an idea: ok, son, don't change it. It's good to change this sheet into a curtain.'

b: cough! I'm tuning the TV!

a:' it's only been a few years, and it's changed to a sexy one. You go home now and have a look, a room full of wires. This one is connected to the TV, that one is connected to the tape recorder, this one is connected to the electric fan, and that one is connected to the washing machine. I looked at it while I was there, hey! Tight encirclement!'

b: then help me clean up.

A:' Don't dare to move, switch the switch everywhere, and just hit me when you draw a cold shot.'

b: old people are clumsy.

a:' well, it's okay. I'd better listen to the semiconductor. It doesn't work.'

b: don't you like listening to music or something?

a:' it's also good to listen to the old. What is joyful, celebrating the harvest, and being slow is quite comfortable. Now there are always drums in those music,' * * * plus * * plus, * * * plus', which makes my heart jump along with the music there.' Jump, jump, jump, jump! That music, you follow a point. Wow! Sometimes I suddenly stop two beats and give a big gong' Kuang-'.Do you think my heart can stand it?'

b: now music has a strong rhythm.

A:' This song is everywhere, and now it's getting more and more pleasant to listen to. Sometimes I can't hear' * * * plus' at night, and I still can't sleep.'

b: it's broken down.

a:' so is the street. What did you pay attention to selling watermelons in the past?'

b: pay attention to shouting.

a:' hey, I used to shout,' two pieces, first taste the high-wow, then choose a piece-'

b: it sounds good.

A:' Now it's easier. Get two speakers and put them next to the watermelon stall and put them on Grandma's Penghu bend.'

b: Taiwan Province campus songs.

a:' hey! Don't say it. It's really attractive when it's released. So is this watermelon buyer. Do you know that there are watermelons in Penghu Bay? Just go over there.'

b: that is to attract customers!

A:' Gee, there are all kinds of ideas. You have to get used to everything.'

b: it's also an improvement.

a:' progress! I used to love playing with birds and listening to birds chirping.'

b: old people have this hobby.

A:' Don't catch them now. Take care of the birds. The newspaper says this is to keep the balance between the old and the young.'

b: that's ecological balance.

A:' Oh, I'm surprised, too. This bird player has to have children, but no one has an old lady.'

b: do you understand now?

a:' I understand, but the bird market is out of luck.'

b: why?

a:' people are always banging! Xizhimen today, Ming Nanyuan, Liuliqiao the day after tomorrow and Balizhuang the day after tomorrow. The bird-playing man who runs around Beijing all day. Prepare two money to buy birds, but I can't pay them out then. "

b: why?

a:' I bought all the bus tickets.'

b: cough! What is the picture? !

a:' don't you just listen to a bird? Our boy gave me advice and said,' Dad, if you want to listen to the birds, I'll record it for you with a tape recorder!

b: hey, this is a new trick.

a:' don't say, take a Sunday, and you really recorded it for me. Ok, I'll enjoy it at home and let the boy play it for me! At first,' squeak, squeak' was really loud.'

b: that will do.

a:' but after listening to it for a long time, it was always' squeaky, squeaky'. I asked,' Boy, did you record me a bird or a mouse? Why do you keep creaking?

b: please listen later!

A:' It's a mess in the back. There are a lot of squeaks and cocks and hens laying eggs. It's even worse in the future. It's screaming!'

b: what's that noise?

A:' When I asked, I dare say that this boy couldn't find the bird market, so he went to the Free Market Factory to slaughter chickens and ducks for customers and recorded a dish for me!'

b: oh, I'm sorry!

a: old x, what do you feel in this conversation?

b: don't say, it's full of life.

a: talking to the aunt will enrich the content.

b: really?

a:' hey, old x, I haven't seen you for a while.'

b: more than a year, aunt.

a:' I thought you lost it!'

b: how come when you don't see me, you think I'm gone. I'm fine.

A:' I'm fine with your aunt.'

b: I don't see you out very often either.

a:' well, you have to think about it for a while when you come out.'

b: what are you thinking?

a:' what clothes to wear! You said it's a good time for this girl to spread out now. How many kinds of clothes are prosperous today, short tomorrow, tight today, loose tomorrow, trumpet legs running out and drumsticks running in? Unlike the crotch pants in the past, a pair of pants can be worn for half a lifetime. Anyway, there is no front face, and you can wear it back and forth. "

b: cough! That dress is out of date by the times.

a:' as far as shirts are concerned, I can't even call them names. Not long ago, my eldest daughter bought me a dress. It's really comfortable to wear it fat and fat, but look, hey, how did this sleeve come off from the bottom?'

b: this is a new style.

A:' My eldest daughter also told me:' Mom. It's called a butterfly shirt,''

B: Yes, one with two wings, just like a butterfly.

A:' Really, I wear it several times during the day, but it's good not to reach out, but I dare not go out at night.'

b: why?

a:' I'm afraid people will say,' The old night cat Tiger is out!

b: well, this is a bat model.

a:' oh, when I was a girl, I didn't dare to dress like this. I didn't know how to be beautiful. Big green coat I Dido safflower, the rich man said with a pie mouth:' Red with green, smelly shit!

b: well, I didn't know how to use a knife ruler then.

a:' now that life has improved, people will enjoy it. No, we have a beauty salon here in our service building. I heard that laser is used to remove wrinkles.'

b: it's a modern beauty technique.

a:' My daughter and daughter-in-law have been there. I heard that some wrinkles on my face can be flattened, so I have to remind them.'

b: remind me of what?

A:' I told them to take a picture once or twice, but don't take a picture too tightly. If you take too many pictures, you will flatten your eyelids, but pulling again will not count.'

b: well, what you said is too mysterious.

A:' Don't look at my lack of knowledge. I also wonder: If a country is good, doesn't it mean that everyone lives comfortably?'

b: yes, a happy life.

A:' It's just like in previous years, I'm not allowed to wear it, and I'm not allowed to wear it. At my age, I have to wear national defense green, and I have to pay attention to my military appearance and discipline. My neck is so tight, and my voice is flat. All day long, I talk like a rooster. Who can stand it!'

b: what you said is true.

a:' don't look at it, you have to get used to it and ponder it slowly. Our brains are no good, there are too many old things. Take Lao Zhao's big boy in the neighborhood as an example. He is unemployed after graduating from high school. Let me say you just wait for something serious to do. He prefers to sell big bowls of tea at the front door. I said, can that be promising? But they did it. From big bowls of tea to small department stores, from small carts to big stores, people have become big shopkeepers. "

b: that's the manager.

a:' Never mind the inside and outside Beijing. I heard that all state-run shops have been taken over recently. Not to mention the one who is in charge, he fired his father after only six days in charge. "

b: yo, what's the trouble?

A:' His father is so grumpy that he says nothing will be done according to the new regulations, and his son has come to put his righteousness above his family.

b: cough! That's equal treatment.

a:' what we think should be done is now changed. Is it good for the whole people?

b: ok!

a:' it's a big group!

b: that's an institutional break.

a:' how about working for a long time?

b: ok!

a:' I've changed to a contract worker, and whoever doesn't perform well will not need it then.

b: that's a strict management system!

a:' they say this is a second life! What it was like to do revolution in the past.

b: what about it?

a:' in the past, I used to do revolution with a gun.

b: what about now?

a:' now I'm wearing a suit and carrying a scale!

b: our reform began in the economic field.

a:' even my aunt knows it's changed!

b: how do you change it?

a:' I told my children that it is a social virtue to be filial to the elderly. If one of you is not nice to me, I will not stay in this home, but go to another home!

b: will that do?

A:' Why not? Maybe I dare to write to the newspaper and tell them that they don't care about spiritual civilization, which has caused my brain drain.'

b: hey! Aunt is still a new term.

a:' it's all in the wrong place!'

b: really?

a:' but I'm not afraid if I use it wrong. Those who don't strike a stick now don't make excuses. I made a mistake more than ten years ago, and now I feel chilling when I think about it. "

b: what's the matter?

A:' Revolutionary committees have been set up in the streets. Let me speak, but I still praise them.'

b: what do you say?

A:' I say this is Mao Zedong Thought's second great victory!'

b: that's another one.

A:' Two more!'

b: why?

a:' the atomic bomb exploded once that day!'

b: cough!

a:' as a result, I was approved for three months, and I was too scared to say anything. You see I'm always so quiet now.'

b: you've said a lot.

A:' What a relief!'

b: that's true.

A:' Now you have to learn this new term slowly, but you still don't understand it.'

b: gradually you will!

a:' yes, it's easy to listen to you, and some of them even don't understand you!'

b: now this new term?

A:' Ah!'

b: no!

a:' no? Aunt asked you, are you in love now?'

b: how old am I to fall in love?

a:' talk to your aunt once.'

b: don't introduce me. I don't think you'll like it later.

A:' Talk about the word love.'

b: that means you love me. I love you.

A:' Look at what you said, that was the past, and now young people use new words that you can't understand.'

b: how do you know?

a:' the last time my second boy made love, I stood behind a tree and eavesdropped for an hour.'

b: what are you listening to?

a:' study! Learn the language of the times. "

b: do you still need to learn the language?

a:' still need to learn? You may not! Listen, the second boy said he saw the information in the girl's eyes.'

b: information?

A:' The girl saw the feedback from the second boy's eyes again.'

b: feedback?

A:' You blink to send a message.'

b: I can't.

A:' Roll your eyes again and give me a feedback.'

b: I can't get through!

a:' the girl said that most of the things in the second boy's head are all channels.'

b: TV.

a:' the second boy said that the girl's voice is good, which is stereo.'

b: tape recorder.

a:' the second boy said he would contract.'

b: contracting?

A:' Take full responsibility for love.'

b: I thought I was going to open a shop.

a:' the girl said to sponsor.'

b: sponsorship?

a:' ask her mother to help them introduce new furniture.'

b: I dare ask for money.

A:' Later, the voice became louder and louder, and my neck was sore and I couldn't hear it.'

b: you go over there!

a:' in the past? Don't be fooled, aunt. Now every household is so small that you can't go to the back wall!'

b: why?

a:' do you know the name of that place?'

b: what's your name?

a:' that's the special zone of love!'

b: cough!

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surfing the Internet (Scene 1): At home, Zhao watches TV, changes the channel, changes the channel, turns it off, shakes his head, feels bored, prepares to go out, and comes out of the back room high.

Zhao: I'm out. Bye-bye ... < P