a: what are you doing here? B: Today, I will tell you a cross talk. A: Crosstalk? How much is a catty of crosstalk? B: Good. Have you bought food here? Crosstalk doesn't matter how heavy it is. A: Oh, about bowls. B: No matter the dishes. A: Then what's it about? B: On paragraphs. A: Well, please give me a middle section, not the head and tail. B: Did you come here to buy fish? A: Didn't you say on paragraphs? B: I'm telling you, crosstalk is for listening. A: How to listen? B: Why can't this guy even listen to cross talk? Listen with his ears. A: Oh, listen with your ears. I'll listen to a paragraph you say. B: OK, today, let's tell you a cross talk. This cross talk ... (watching A subconsciously while talking) A: Let me ask you a few questions that kindergarten children can answer! B; Ok! You say it! A; Do you know what line orangutans hate most?

b; Parallel lines.

a; Why? B; Parallel lines do not intersect (bananas).

a; Then I am asking you, which is the worst, rubber, tiger skin or lion skin? Composition

b; Eraser

a; How do you say this? B; Eraser (eraser difference). Composition

a; Ok, I can't believe I can't beat you today! A; What are cloth and paper afraid of?

b; Cloth is afraid of 11 thousand, paper is afraid of one thousand.

a; What's going on here? B; While drawing by hand (drawing the words "no" and "only"), I'm afraid of 11 thousand if I say "no" (cloth), but I'm afraid of just one thousand (paper).

a; What's the pencil's last name?

b; Xiao, sharpen the pencil.

a; What will Kirin become when it reaches the North Pole?

b; Ice cream.

a; This is simple, don't say it. Next question, which historical figure deserves the most beating?

b; Su Wu, because Su Wu was herding sheep by the North Sea, he was beaten by the sea. A; You are cruel! ! Qi; Thank you! (Bowing at the same time)