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1. Years are often carefree, people know how warm and cold they are, and it is fortunate to meet each other. The fireworks in the world touch the hearts of ordinary people the most.

I won't go out in February and August unless it's a game of eating and drinking. I'm ready to gulp down the northwest wind.

3. Let you go without food in the middle of the night every day and be hungry! Go to your best friend's house to eat.

4. hot milk tastes better than cold milk. Eating and drinking in various ways every day.

5. Pick up the pen, gently put it down, and rotate the pen with your index finger. Looking at the book, the mind drifts away, and the lower abdomen wrinkles the eyes and cheeks easily. The hand is full and the heart is full. But the belly is full of exaggeration, how can a hungry word be expressed? Go to your best friend's house to have dinner.

6. after exercise, I went to my friend's house to eat with an empty stomach.

7. When I went to my sister's house for the first time, my sister said that I would come to eat and drink. You, my sister, and my sister, said these things!

8. When the husband is not at home, the temperature of the bed drops by five degrees, and the man is the real bitch. Mom laid an egg, and my feet are cold and my stomach is hungry. Let's go to a friend's house to eat.

9. They always call me at every party. I just eat and drink, and I have never bought a bill. Everyone is so kind to me.

11. Many people can't even cook two decent dishes when they grow up, so they just have to eat.

11. I feel hungry in the dead of night. I want to go to a friend's house for dinner.

12. Today, I wore this skirt to eat and drink, and then my stomach swelled up. When I went out to eat, I couldn't wear this kind of dry appetite that hindered me at all ...

13. On weekends, I get together occasionally, eat, drink and sleep, and take care of it.

14. Mu Xinhua, who worked alone in Du * in his early years, often came to Meng's house for dinner, and Meng Qingping always regarded him as a mentor and friend.

15. Now I still haven't got up and eaten, which is really tough. In fact, I am very hungry.

16. Eat and drink another meal on a rest day. After eating successfully, eat and drink enough and go home.

17. Some people are life choices when they are knights, while others are eating and drinking.

18. After two months of opening, I finally punched in, and continued to beg for food!

19. I won't float if the snow doesn't float, and I won't fall if Qingdao doesn't fall.

21. Xiao Ming is so shameless to eat food everywhere! I feel so hungry that the world is spinning and even the air is becoming sweet. Everything I see seems to be waving to me: Come and bite, come and eat, it collapses my chest, blurs my consciousness, makes me angry and makes me miserable. Go to my best friend's house to eat.

22. Happiness is the kind where you go to your best friend's house for dinner every three days, and you repeatedly eat rice, and you have to settle accounts with her when you get fat.

23. Today, I look blank again. I ate an egg in the morning, a big bowl of marinated powder at noon, an apple and a duck neck in the afternoon. I know I will eat more. I will continue tomorrow. I don't know how long I can last, but now I'm hungry. Wait a minute. Go to your best friend's house to eat.

24. Succeed in rubbing rice, filled my stomach and went home to watch TV.

25. Wear headphones and ride a bicycle to rub rice.

26. Going to my aunt's house for dinner is beneficial to the great cause of losing weight.

27. What can't fit in your brain is filled with your stomach and you eat.

28. When you come to your best friend's house for dinner, it depends on luck, but it depends on luck.

29. It's good to go home during the Spring Festival. Every day, I can go to seven aunts and eight aunts' houses for dinner.

31. I'm so hungry that I want to eat egg tarts. Let's go to the neighbor's house to rub rice.

31. Eating and drinking, even eating and taking, is extremely super happy.

32. It's almost dawn. I'm very hungry. I really want to eat. Go to your best friend's house to eat.

33. If you feel that life is not sweet enough, come to your best friend's house to have a meal. It will greatly increase your appetite in an instant and make your troubles sway with the wind.

34. Yuwen, on the other hand, went to University C in a couple of days, and occasionally got a phone call from him, which means that he said his heart was lonely and needed someone to talk about his loved one or take Jianyi and his girlfriend to University M to have dinner with me.

35. I didn't eat at noon. When I was hungry in the afternoon, I stuck my heart back and went to my friend's house to eat.

36. Eat and drink successfully, eat and drink enough, and go home.

37. As long as you are thick-skinned, it is enough to eat and drink. Eating meat and drinking wine, the days are still there. I fell into the abyss, and I won't leave until I get out.

38. As the Dragon Boat Festival is approaching, remind friends who are struggling in the front line of work to work hard to avoid overtime on holidays; Try to cut down on three meals, and eat more zongzi; Bless your friends in advance and take the initiative. Remember to invite me!

39. when you invite someone to dinner, you will be called "refreshing" as soon as you invite them, and then you will be called "putting on airs" after three invitations and four invitations. No matter how you invite them, you will be called "principle", and you will be called "rubbing rice" without invitation, and you will be called "pretending" without invitation.

41. Come to my sister-in-law's house to eat and drink again, and cherish every time together. No matter the ups and downs of life, it is a memory that can't be returned for a lifetime. Talking about the humorous circle of friends

Talking about the humorous circle of friends (Part I)

1. A day of eating and drinking depends on beauty and ugliness, fat and thin in the sky, and heaven wants me to be fat, resigned to fate.

2. I'm almost hungry. Let's go to my best friend's house to eat.

3. Hungry every day, hungry in the morning, hungry in the afternoon, hungry at night, easy to eat and full, go to a friend's house to eat.

4. I'm so hungry. Let's wait for my colleagues to have dinner together and rub rice!

5. I'm serious!

6. The breeze is not dry, but the sunshine is fine. Have a nice weekend and go to a friend's house for dinner.

7. Some people are life choices when they are knights, and some people are eating and drinking when they are knights.

8. My brain is pounding with pain and I'm hungry. It's another night of staying up late. I went to my friend's house to eat.

9. It's great to want to go home and spend 121 yuan to go home and eat and drink.

11. Eat and drink successfully, eat and drink enough, and go home.

11. I'm so hungry that I started singing "Empty City Strategy", so I'm going to eat!

12. Slow down and watch everything. There is a brother who will follow you to eat and drink every day.

13. I can't sleep. I'm hungry and want to eat hot pot! Go to your best friend's house to eat.

14. a good cook.

15. I'm so hungry in the middle of the night that I can't go downstairs to have a barbecue when it rains. Let's go to my colleague's house to rub rice.

16. It's good to go home during the Spring Festival. I can go to my aunt's house for dinner every day.

17. I can't support myself! Eating and drinking all day long, being heartless and alive is not tired! Eat and sleep!

18. The most delicious thing in the world is happiness, fireworks and simple food. This is life. Come to your best friend's house to have dinner.

19. When it's cold and a little sad, plus when you haven't eaten, and you're hungry, you really want to have a full meal. Go to a friend's house and have a meal.

21. Friends come home to have dinner, drink tea and chat. After years of precipitation, the relationship is like water, plain and comfortable. Talk about it in a humorous circle of friends (Part II)

21. It's good to eat and drink with you! Get fat together for nothing. Life is full of hope.

22. Life shouldn't just consist of daily necessities, friends, occasional gatherings, eating and drinking together, string together, taking photos and clinking glasses.

23. Being conquered by meat in this way, I don't care if my waist gets thicker, I am too happy when I eat, and too painful when I lose weight. Get together on weekends and eat and drink.

24. I'm so hungry! The internal organs are in a meeting, ready to kill each other and go to eat!

25. Time will go far, and the photos will last forever. Today's sweet chips have been successfully eaten, drunk and worn. Thanks for the warmth that I met unexpectedly!

26. It's another day of eating and drinking. Life is half fireworks and half happiness. Let's eat, drink and play together.

27. I'm hungry now. If I don't eat enough, I'm really in tears. Go to a friend's house to rub rice.

28. I thought I didn't want to have dinner, but I'm so pretentious that it hurts when I'm hungry. Let's go to my best friend's house to eat.

29. After simulating the salary standard for one night by computer, those who have never calculated the salary correctly are confused. Suddenly I felt hungry, and there was nothing at home, so I went to eat.

31. In the cold winter, in the New Year, on the day when my thoughts spread, we finally met, a day of eating, drinking, patting and rubbing.

31. You are responsible for cooking and we are responsible for eating. May there be fireworks in our kitchen and laughter in the living room, and be grateful for all the encounters.

32. I hope my friends are rich and expensive so that I can eat and drink this bangs like a non-mainstream girl.

33. I want to eat sliced noodles with preserved meat. Beef stir-fry. Hot soup. Paomo Roll the dough. Chinese hamburger. I hope Xi 'an will unseal me early so that I can go back to eat and drink.

34. I didn't want to eat. I ate a lot of jujube cakes, and I felt like vomiting. My tolerance for sweetness is getting lower and lower. I'm so hungry, let's go to my colleague's house to eat.

35. I don't believe in tears after watching Beishangguang all night. Full of emotions. I'm so hungry, let's go to my colleague's house to eat.

36. Wear headphones and ride a bicycle to rub rice.

37. Come to my girlfriend's house to rub rice. A table full of my favorite dishes makes my mouth water.

38. Come to my sister-in-law's house to eat and drink again, and cherish every time together. No matter the ups and downs of life, it is a memory that can't be returned for a lifetime.

39. Succeeding, eating and drinking, and going home.

41. When the husband is not at home and the temperature of the bed drops by five degrees, the man is the real bitch. Mom laid an egg, and my feet are cold and my stomach is hungry. Let's go to a friend's house to eat. Forty funny jokes that were found at a friend's house

Funny jokes that were found at a friend's house (Part 1)

1. I feel very hungry. If I am hungry, I can eat the whole world and go to my girlfriend's house to eat rice.

2. Eating in summer, my appetite is getting better and better since I finished my teeth treatment.

3. Go to a friend's house for a meal, a simple family meal, and be happy is the most important.

4. It's another day of eating and drinking. It's a simple meal without me cooking. The world of lazy people is very simple.

5. start a life of eating and drinking, try to make money to solve the rent of my colleagues, and I'll have someone to take care of the meal.

6. I went out for dinner and went to Taoyuan, which didn't taste good. Then I went to Meiyuan, passed by a big event, and I saw someone waiting in line, so I went to the queue. So now I'm watching it on the coke table, and I'm so hungry. Let's go to my friend's house to eat.

7. I'm so hungry in the middle of the night that I can't go downstairs to have a barbecue when it rains. Let's go to my colleague's house to rub rice.

8. check out: waiter: cash or credit card, sir? Me: Wash the dishes.

9. serve the food quickly. holy shit, if you don't serve it, you will starve to death. let's go to a friend's house to eat.

11. Today, I wore this skirt to eat and drink, and then my stomach swelled up. When I went out to eat, I couldn't wear this kind of dry meal ...

11. I think I will be crazy, so I might as well eat.

12. Keep eating, drinking, playing, having fun, and air conditioning. Someone cooks the food, pours the water, and is served when eating, drinking and drinking. Don't worry about the days of the two beasts.

13. The deformation gauge crew called me last week and asked me to experience life in a big city.

14. I don't want to go to work or get up. I'm hungry, so I go to my friend's house to eat.

15. I'm so hungry, but I feel so guilty about eating now. Fortunately, I dragged two underdogs. Let's go to my best friend's house to eat.

16. Every night, the drama starts again: Hungry! ! ! I am so hungry! ! ! Hungry! ! ! Say the important things three times! Go to your best friend's house to eat.

17. When I got home and opened the refrigerator, I found that there were only eggs left, so I decided to go to your place for dinner. I will accompany you on Christmas Eve, and we will have a carnival for the next century. Don't wish me happy eggs left, I will wish you a merry Christmas!

18. I feel very hungry. Now I can't eat a cow and go to eat!

19. In fact, I can't even afford to go to AA system, so I invented a new word: AAB system, which is your AA system. I am shy to eat and drink.

21. If you feel that life is not sweet enough, come to your best friend's house to have a meal. It will greatly increase your appetite in an instant and make your troubles sway with the wind. Funny jokes that were found when I went to a friend's house to eat and drink (Part II)

21. It's good to live with you! Get fat together for nothing. Life is full of hope.

22. Slow down and watch everything. There is a brother who will follow you to eat and drink every day.

23. I'm so hungry that I'm waiting for my colleagues to have dinner together. Go to eat!

24. In the daily life of eating and drinking, sisters are paired, and their happiness is doubled. Together, they are happy little waste.

25. On weekends, friends get together occasionally, eat, drink and sleep, and eat, drink and take care of each other.

26. It's delicious. If you want to eat well, you have to be cheeky and eat and drink all day.

27. I hope my friends are rich and expensive so that I can eat and drink this bangs like a non-mainstream girl.

28. A buddy, usually the wife is in charge of money at home. Once, my wife was on a business trip. As a result, he didn't even have the money to eat, so he came to my house to eat. "Why don't you ask your sister-in-law for it?" "I took it, she punched in, and I didn't pick it up." "Why not take it?" "She said that the password was the date of the first time we watched the movie." "Stop it. I understand! Eat vegetables. " .

29. I went to grandma's house to eat and drink, because I was very hungry.

31. It's also a kind of happiness to have food to eat, and it's another day to eat. You are responsible for cooking and I am responsible for eating.

31. Let you go without food in the middle of the night every day and be hungry! Go to your best friend's house to eat.

32. Mu Xinhua, who worked alone in Dujiang in his early years, often came to Meng's house for dinner, and Meng Qingping always regarded him as a mentor and friend.

33. I don't believe in tears after watching Beishangguang all night. Full of emotions. I'm so hungry, let's go to my colleague's house to eat.

34. She bravely said, "Sister Rou, I have no money." She called you every day to eat, although it was a canteen.

35. I used to want to order takeout when I was hungry at night, but now I go to my best friend's house to eat.

36. Eat what you should, and drink what you should. The greatest wealth is to be happy every day!

37. It's delicious to eat rice at a friend's house. I'm responsible for their cooking. I've already eaten two bowls of poison oath.