1. I can sneak shots, but I warn you, use a beauty camera.

2. Those girls who can't unscrew the bottle cap are actually faking it. Ask her to open a courier and try it without scissors.

3. There is no predestination between you and me, and it depends on my face value.

4. The school canteen perfectly explains what it means to drag the hall for two minutes and queue for two hours.

5. The boss fell asleep in the rocking chair, and the proprietress beat his leg. I felt so loving in an instant. I couldn't bear to disturb them, so I gently took two cans of Wangzai and left.

6. Mathematics is actually

very simple, but it is difficult to get the remaining p>91 points.

7. Maybe in a few years, someone will say, "I grew up watching your children in a circle of friends."

8. I seem to be allergic to paper, and I feel uncomfortable every time I do my homework.

9. Other students' photos can be used as wallpaper, while my classmates' photos can only be used as expression packs. 11. Some people say that you are happier than winning

5 million when you find that the person you like also likes you, but I still prefer winning

5 million. 11. Walking alone at night, it's particularly dark around, and I'm so handsome, I'm so scared-I'm afraid others can't see me.

12. I'm unlucky to meet you at the best age!

13. You say I'm fat. Do you know how thin I was when I was the thinnest? It scares the shit out of you ——————

It's a little more than six catties, my mother told me!

14. I want to go to the movies with my boyfriend recently. Please recommend me ———————— Do you have any good boyfriends?

15. You don't cherish me now. I tell you, I'll wait for you in the next village after this village.

16. Looking back on the past few years, I have tasted the bitterness and hardships of society. From the beginning, nothing reached

311,111, from

311,111 to

2 million, and from

2 million to more than 11 million. I just want to tell my friends through my own experience.

18. The teacher said, "Students, don't be puppy love. What you are talking about now will be other people's wives in the future."

19. Today, someone said I was ugly, and I immediately cried ——————— What a nice person, who was blind at a young age.

21. I ran into a female junior high school classmate in the restaurant. But she didn't remember me, so I reminded her, "Do you remember the boy who was punished for kissing you in the Woods in junior high school?" Her little face turned red, and she said excitedly, "Are you the one at that time?" I smiled with shame: —————— "Yes, I was the one who told on me at that time!"