2. Are you short of light bulbs on Valentine's Day? Sitting and eating without talking is super cute, especially when going to a fancy restaurant. I can also take pictures, and I am good at taking pictures.

3. On the day of the college entrance examination, I sent a short message to cheer my cousin up: Work hard, play a normal level and get into an ideal university! He replied faintly: Brother, if you play normally, you won't be admitted to an ideal university.

If only there is a place where you can sell your soul for material enjoyment.

5. If you dare to marry, I will dare to marry; If you dare to buy a house, I will dare to repay the loan; If you dare to give up, I dare not leave; If you dare to grow old together, I dare to accompany you to Qi Mei for a lifetime; You dare to say that you are everything to me, and I dare to say that you are my world!

6. I can't do two things, this one and that one.

Sorry, I am so depressed today that I have nothing happy to share with you. Can you give me a hug? That will be a happy thing.

8. Go out with your boyfriend and take your husband home.

9. If you can't keep your mouth shut and lose weight this winter, you will have a very special foreign English name. Fred won't be in winter.

10, dogs sit at home, and food falls from the sky.

1 1, confirm that the sun really can't get out.

12, I'm glad you will eat my meal in the future.

13, Dad: Is it ok for the college entrance examination 2 1 1 985? Xiao Ming: Don't worry, you can take one of them! Dad: Yeah, yeah, it's my son! The results of the college entrance examination came out, and Xiao Ming got 250 points! Dad grabbed Xiaoming's ear: Don't you promise to be admitted? I won't kill you! Xiao Ming quickly begged for mercy: Dad, I got in. I said I could take one of them. The score 250 is higher than 2 1 1!

14, the only explanation for being single is nothing more than two words: excellent!

15, May 20th, 2008, I was a girl.

16, people must not treat themselves badly when they are alive. For example, losing weight is too far from me, and eating a bowl of meat is more practical.

17, you are my favorite person.

18 As the saying goes, you can make up what you eat. No one can mend my torn clothes, so I have to eat a dress and mend it myself.

19, if your wife quarrels with you all day after ten years and your children's academic performance is not good, will you regret not having a private chat with me today?

20. What is friendship? You have been mentally retarded for many years, but I never leave.

2 1, the math teacher told me: It's normal to have someone you like at this age, but it's best to keep it in your heart. If you think of him, do a math problem. When you graduate, put the book full of math problems in front of him and tell him how much you like him. If you don't believe him, he won't be moved. This idea is really good. I didn't like him when I did the second question.

If you can't fight me for five seconds, you have to kneel on my knee and beg me not to die.

23. Once sold, it is non-refundable.

24. I have been single for a long time, not to mention unscrewing the bottle cap, so I unscrewed the fire hydrant.

25, the second cup is half price for life.

26. Today is Valentine's Day, but what does it have to do with me? It has always been Valentine's Day without a lover.

27, you can get a 15% discount on the money you like.

28. Single girls don't have to worry. Maybe God thinks: I want to leave a special person for this lovely girl.

29. Hello, my name is my real name, wife, nickname, goddess, nickname, baby, and you can call me whatever you like.

30. You are only twenty years old. It is normal not to meet someone you like. The later you find out, it's probably impossible to meet.

3 1, Didi, wife card.

32. Tell yourself again this year the sweet words you said to yourself last year: You are the most beautiful in the world, with a good personality and good health. Why not be liked, 520, I love you!

33. My friend asked me how to spend Valentine's Day, and I simply said two words to skip.

I thought I lived in my brother's heart, but I didn't expect to live in a community.

35. I'm not the kind of cute person who has to think for a long time for fifty dollars. I have to think about five dollars now.

36. What is love? It's just that two people are ugly like monkeys, and they are worried that the other person will be taken away, so they squat.

37, Valentine's Day, afraid that the object is too handsome to be taken away? I am ugly.

Being single may mean being a hero in your own eyes and being a woman in others' eyes.

39. I want to give you a lovely Valentine's Day gift, but the courier won't let me in.

40. Everyone else ran into the south wall. Repairing the wall must be very profitable for me.

4 1, is there anyone like me who looks in the mirror and thinks he is ok? He wasn't like this when he took pictures. It's not bad to hear his voice at ordinary times, but it's really bad to hear it. I don't believe I'm the only one.

42. I am single because fairies can't fall in love with mortals, which would violate dogma.

43. I'm not fat, it's swelling caused by allergies to life.

44. Do you know how miserable foreign love is? There is a time difference between us, so we have an appointment to quarrel.

45. Don't worry about the problems you can't solve today. Because it can't be solved tomorrow.

You don't have to teach me any more for the rest of your life. Listen to me.

47. Match more boys and girls in the class, so that you can save half the money in the future.

48. It's too much trouble to forward it for half an hour or browse 99 Aite and get the qualification of the object with me.

49. I was arched away by a pig

Funny sentence of Tik Tok fire

1, don't chat with me, are you afraid that I will steal your expression pack?

2. At the same age as flowers, they have grown into fleshy ones.

Nowadays, the underground parking lot is designed like a maze, and it takes a long time to find that you don't have a car.

4. If you take off the order on Tanabata, I'll bet 50 bottles of Wangzai.

5. People who love me will get rich, while those who don't love me will move bricks.

Let's meet again in a few decades and send them to the crematorium to burn them all to ashes. You're just a bunch of me. Nobody knows anyone. All of them are sent to the countryside to be used as fertilizer.

7. Don't ask me why I didn't do well in the exam, because it was so cold that I was unconscious.

Everything is a cloud, so I'm beginning to believe in donkeys now.

9. When the value of your decorations exceeds your intrinsic value, you are fashionable.

10, the so-called true love is that when two people are so ugly, they are worried that the other person will be taken away.

1 1. For the rest of your life, you will wash clothes, cook and wash dishes.

12, you should feel at ease and be fat. Being thin is someone else's business.

13, I have only one requirement when looking for a partner: I can get along well with other partners.

14. Look under the bed when you are scared at night. Remember, you are not alone.

15. If no one in the world wants you, you must remember that there is still me, and I don't want you.

16, hello: lend me your daughter for one year, and I will pay you back one big and one small next year.

17, it is much more difficult to try not to love someone than to try to love someone.

18, I am like a fly lying on the glass, with a bright future and no escape.

19, I am a good-natured person. If someone steps on my bottom line one day. What would that be like? Then I'll lower the bottom line again.

20. You can steal my sentence or my expression, but if you steal my heart, I will call my husband.

2 1, it's cold, someone hugs, and no one adds clothes.

22. Just because I saw you a few more times in the crowd, I was blind from then on.

23. It is very cold in winter. How did the earth do it? I want to learn from it.

24. After studying martial arts for so long, I finally hope to make a fool of myself.

I will give you a pair of scissors when your hair reaches your waist.

26. Come with me, and you'll have a bowl brush when I get something to eat.

27. As soon as others praise me, I am worried that others will not praise me enough.

28, beauty and ugliness have a life, there are fat and thin in the sky, and live by this sentence.

29, just want to be a little devil, fearless, just want to be surrendered by you.

30. If a man doesn't help you put on a wedding dress, you can give him a cassock.

3 1, I heard that ugly people should read more books. No wonder my mother said that I was not cut out for reading when I was young.

32. I understand all the reasons, but I can't help turning around when I hear others calling for beauty.

33. No matter how tired and bitter you are, consider yourself as 250. No matter how difficult it is to take risks, you should also regard yourself as a two-faced person.

34. I bought a razor online, and my hands are shaking after shaving.

35. It's okay to drop my mobile phone so many times. Later, I thought it was my height that saved it.

36. After cutting my hair, the barber asked me how it was. I was silent for a while and said to him, I am happy if you are happy.

I want to be your heart. If you annoy me, I won't jump.

38. I am so cute that even mosquitoes want to kiss me.

39. God closes a door for you, and then goes to wash and sleep.

40. People are divided into groups, which is why my list is so beautiful.

4 1, you say cold, I say cold.

42. We are no longer children. We can't be fooled by a lollipop. We need at least three.

43. I put up with an appetite that I shouldn't have at this age.

44. I am like a fly lying on the glass. The future is bright, but there is no way out.

45. There is always a selfless person in the world. They would rather make themselves unhappy than others.

46. I have been single for a long time. When I was on the bus, a girl patted me on the shoulder, which made me wonder where our children go to school.

47. Missing is a short-lived regret; Mistakes are permanent regrets.

48. The tortoise can beat the rabbit, but in fact it just goes its own way.

49. I often skip class with a classmate, and the teacher always asks my parents. Later, my classmate's father said to him, son, I can't go to school. I go to school more days than you this semester.

When my mother became a swan, you were still an egg.

5 1, the dream was eaten by a dog and then lived like a dog.

52. After the English listening test, I understood a truth: some words are only for people who understand.

You love to ignore me today, and I will come to see you tomorrow.

54. If it's a mistake to be handsome, I'm already wrong and don't want it.

55. I finally know why most couriers are men, because if they are women, they will open them for you halfway.

56. I have been suffering from insomnia recently. Until I went to bed last night, the quilt cover was turned upside down. I usually cover my feet with my face and then pass out!

57. I wanted to live in my husband's heart, but I didn't expect many neighbors.

The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I rolled my eyes with them.

59. When you take the test paper, buy a lighter.

60. Yesterday someone asked me if I was alone on Tanabata? Nonsense. Not a person, but a dog? It's true to think about it now.

6 1, I have a heart disease: I dare not ask for leave, because I am afraid that once I ask for leave, the company will know whether I am there or not.

62. The virus fell in love with my computer, so I can only help them.

63. Being in a daze, doing well is called profound. If you can't do it well, you are likely to fall asleep.

64. Don't make excuses for yourself. Don't blame gravity for constipation.

65. Sometimes being fat is also a kind of beauty. At least I am fat but not greasy.

66. There is only one worry when you are not full, and there are countless troubles when you are full.

67. What stars do you see? It's all gum.

68. I know very well that you are going to be mentally retarded and get out of hand, but I really want to see it.

69. Nowadays, students are so rude that they don't even talk to me in class.

70. The two main reasons why I can't finish my homework are sitting next to me with my mobile phone in my hand.

7 1, some people make you feel bad seriously, and some people owe you a toothache.

72. Every time I walk alone at night, I feel so scared. It's so dark and I'm so beautiful. I'm afraid others can't see me.

73. Lovers celebrate Valentine's Day, while enemies celebrate Di Renjie.

I know I have a bad temper. If you can't bear it, you must reflect on yourself and why others can.

75. Although giving up won't kill you, even if you die, you won't give up.

76. Rich people are afraid that others will know that they have money, while poor people are afraid that others will know that they have no money.

77. I want to touch you If you are dissatisfied, you can kiss me back.

78. Don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compare with you!

79. Only those who have worked hard know how important the background is!

80. When I was a child, boys liked electric toys and girls liked dolls. It's the other way around when you grow up.

8 1, it's no use fooling me when I don't want to talk to you. At this time, you should give me a red envelope.

Be my girlfriend, and I will protect you from my other girlfriends.

83. I am really a playboy. Just after the summer vacation, I think about the winter vacation.

Tik Tok's most popular inspirational sentence

1, as long as you have confidence, people will never be defeated.

When people's minds flashed, countless demons began to lick their teeth and smile.

If you have a bad temper all the time, it only means that someone has got used to you. Please cherish this person.

I know that the college entrance examination is difficult, but I also know that if you don't work hard, it will be more difficult in the future.

5, learn to change life, learn to taste vicissitudes of life, in order to regret youth, regret the passage of time.

6. Spend time on progress instead of complaining; In fact, many times, you don't need to do anything, just be sincere.

7. Don't be aggressive, don't be lethal, don't brag about your abilities, and don't preach the evil of others, so you can naturally turn your enemy into your friend.

8. Reality will tell you that if you don't work hard, you will be trampled to death by life. You don't need to make any excuses. Nothing is a reason to fight.

9. Where there is no will, people will always yearn for it. Where there is a will, there is a way. People who stick to one goal are the easiest to succeed.

10, many memories have been forgotten, but there are a few things, such as stars in the dark night, flashing in the sky of the soul, which makes you feel a lot of regret, regret or warmth.

1 1. We should be grateful for the pain and frustration. This is our homework. We should learn from it and then break through, so as to really get rid of it.

12, people live tired because they can't put down their shelves, tear off their faces and untie their complex.

13, no matter how bright the sun is, it sometimes sets, not to mention people.

14, tears are not to eliminate external sadness, but to cry freely.

15, people who can really do things well are smart and selfless. Hold your breath, bend over and look up.

16, the headwind direction is more suitable for flying. If you are not afraid of thousands of people blocking you, you are afraid of turning yourself in.

17, some pressures always have to be carried by themselves, and when they are said, they become complaints full of negative energy. And when you walk through difficulties and obstacles alone, you will appreciate yourself for sticking to it without saying a word.

18, people are not afraid of being humble, but they are afraid of losing hope. Looking forward to tomorrow and sunshine, people will stand up from the humble and embrace the blue sky with sealed dreams.

19, observe the winners attentively, and don't always pay attention to the losers.

20. Only by doing your best can you say that you are unlucky.

2 1, we give kindness to people who don't know how to be grateful, and then we are treated as fools by others, and it hurts to think about it.

22. Don't look back, the road is ahead, and the back is just your shadow.

23. Life is like a cup of coffee without sugar. It tastes bitter, but it has a lingering fragrance.

24, 10,000 beautiful promises, but a firm action; Many people have been doing nothing all their lives because they have never figured out how to behave and do things all their lives.

25. The best and most beautiful things in the world are invisible and intangible. They must feel it with their heart.

26. The waterfall is particularly magnificent when it passes through the steep wall.

27. Life bullied you. Don't be sad or discouraged, because as long as you are willing to look up.

28. The end of failure is the end of successful efforts and glory.

29. Everyone has an awakening period, but sooner or later, it determines his own destiny. Experience will tell you how to do things; Time will teach you how to see people.

30. Laziness will not make you fall down at once, but it will reduce your gains unconsciously; Diligence will not make you succeed overnight, but you will accumulate achievements unconsciously. The harder you work, the luckier you will be.

3 1. Ideas are like exercises. You must concentrate on drilling down at a point to have strength.

As long as the sun is shining, we have reason to believe that nothing is impossible.

When your talent can't support your ambition, you should calm down and study. When your economy can't support your dreams, then you have to work hard!

34. Constantly exerting the function of life is living life.

People can't live like animals, they should pursue knowledge and virtue.

36, this life, this time. Raise your head for yourself. At least bloom proudly.

37. A man of practice should be patient and willing to be indifferent. The highest state of beauty is tranquility.

Turn your face to the sun, and there will be no shadow.

39. Every day without dancing is a disappointment to life.

40. When you get older, you know more, see through more, but have less happiness.

4 1, sweat is the nectar that moistens the soul, and hands are the wings of ideal flight.

42. When you are confused, please remember your original dream.

Everyone should regard their daily life as a kind of self-creation, express themselves honestly in this kind of creation, treat this day as an unrepeatable day, and live it well with an unrepeatable mood.

44. It's a skill to get the person you used to like back now.

45. What forces you to move forward is not the faint light of the dream ahead, but the abyss of reality behind you.

46. The sun shines on every student, and every day is happy and rewarding.

47, life needs to keep a * *, let others feel that you are unstoppable, it will make way for your growth! A person's unyielding temperament can move people and change many things.

48. Have a kind and clear heart, laugh happily, cry happily, be unpretentious, and be aggressive. This life is just right.

49. Keep a smile on your face and always have a good mood. Face life and study, so there will be no difficulty.

50. If life is bad to a certain extent, it will get better, because it can't be bad any more. I didn't know many things until I worked hard. I insisted on coming.

5 1, you will never see my loneliest appearance, because I am the loneliest only when you are not by my side.

52. Life has no director, but each of us, like an actor, performs seriously in order to conform to the plot.

53. Sighing is the most time-wasting thing, and crying is the most energy-wasting behavior; Every day's efforts are just to narrow the distance.

54. Turn hard work into a habit, not a temporary passion.

55. Selflessly pass on your best qualities and skills to those who need him. This virtue of human beings is more eternal than anything else.

56. If life suddenly attacks you and you can't avoid it, then face it; I really want to store all the drowsiness during the day and release it at night so that I can fall asleep.

57. Youth is the time to learn wisdom, and old age is the time to put it into practice.

58. All the unpleasant things in the world depend on hard work. Usually one person falls down and the other person recovers.

59. Life is in a hurry, and annoying people laugh it off. There's no need to hold grudges. Keep a childlike innocence, and you will find that there is nothing you can't solve, and there is no hurdle you can't get through.

60. The sunrise is beautiful because it has experienced the night.

6 1, life is not easy, you don't need to be eager for other people's understanding and recognition, and live your life quietly.

62. Smile every day from now on. Everything is insignificant except life and death.

63. No matter the wind and rain, as long as you keep going and don't give up, the distant road will eventually be clear.

64. Don't think too highly of yourself and don't take others' kindness to you for granted. In this world, except your relatives, no one else has the obligation to be kind to you. When you meet kindness, please know how to cherish and be grateful.

65. I can finally hold my dream in my hand, not give up, but cherish it.

66. Dependence is terrible. Once you are trapped, once that person leaves, you will feel that life is short of oxygen and you can't breathe. People always have some habits that they can't let go and don't want to let go.

67. One day, I will let go of my persistence and reluctance, and live a new life without you with a little regret.

68. Love can't be hidden. Shut your mouth and your eyes will say it.

69. It takes half a lifetime to understand that life is just peace of mind. The real advanced health care is to go home and have a good meal.

70. I didn't know many things until I worked hard. I insisted on coming.

7 1, loving someone is never chic, and leaving yourself a step back is not love. Down-to-earth every day, every moment, is our future memory.

72. Any restriction starts from one's own heart.

73. I only want two things in my life, one is you and the other is your happiness.

74. Diligence is the passport to success.

75. Laziness can destroy a person, and diligence can inspire a person; Don't lose hope in life, smile at difficulties and hardships, have dreams, and cheer even if it is far away.

76. In the darkest night, you will see the most beautiful starlight, and so will life.

77. The road to success is not crowded, because many people choose comfort!

78. For most people, life fatigue is inevitable. Instead of avoiding the burden, it is better to take the initiative to fight for it, so that at least you can take the initiative and have the spirit of challenging your destiny.

79. Giving up is not a whim; all kinds of disappointments accumulate together and eventually erupt in silence. There was no sound or noise, so I gave up quietly.

80. Beauty makes people stop, but wisdom makes people stay.

8 1, repeated failures in life are the foundation of success, and repeated success is the precursor of failure.

82. It is better to spend time creating the life you want than to spend time coping with the unhappy life.

83. Everything should be viewed from various angles; A person's value is determined at the moment of suffering.

84. A bosom friend is hard to find, and a bosom friend is hard to find; Meeting is fate, and peers are happiness. One of the greatest happiness in the world is having someone who knows you.

85. Pain wakes people up. Everything in life depends on yourself. The pity of others cannot strive for a better future.

86. Always tell yourself that laughter is a kind of strength that will drive away sadness; Life is not waiting for the storm to pass, but learning to dance the most beautiful dance in the rain.

87. Maturity is for strangers, and naivety is for the people you love the most.

Tik Tok 20 19 Funny Piece A very popular joke on Tik Tok.

1. Really old, Sao! Autumn clothes are stuffed into autumn trousers and autumn trousers are stuffed into socks, which is the minimum respect for winter. Now my understanding of fashion is: keep warm first!

You're only young once, and you can't start over. Therefore, everything is forgiven. We should subvert the whole world smartly, be completely ridiculous, forcibly destroy it, get into trouble, take patents, pretend to be kind, take stunts, and let the whole person see fate by talent.

A girl with only a high school education has mastered more than a dozen college courses in a short time through self-study. This is not an inspirational story, but a final exam.

4. The sky is blue, the sea is deep, and nothing a person says is true; Love is eternal, blood is bright red, and it is impossible for a man not to fight; If a man has money, it is destined to be everyone's!

5. The first love is infinitely good, but it hangs early.

6. Just walking on the road, I received a strange phone call, and a woman said: Hello! Congratulations on winning the second prize of our company, 300,000 yuan! Before I could speak, she smiled and said, I'm sorry, I lied for the first time, but I can't help it. Then she hung up and let me stand in the wind.

7. The most beautiful thing in the world is eating meat. Never betray, never cheat, eat a catty, grow a catty, and always treat each other sincerely.

8. After the exam, I got the right answer. Finally, the top student answered the big question like me, and felt a sense of security, but the top student couldn't say a word for a long time.

9. When I hold you, you are a cup, and when I let you go, you are a piece of glass.

10. I came out to earn money in my teens, from nothing to penniless, and then from penniless to heavily in debt! This is me, different fireworks, I am me, I see myself burning!

1 1. I suggest you go to bed as early as possible, do more exercise, don't eat supper, don't smoke or drink, go to bed early and get up early to form a good habit, and over time, you won't have any friends.

12. If you like someone, you have to confess, in case you become a spare tire.

13. There is no love and hate for no reason, only obesity for no reason! Don't expect to lose weight, one gain ruined everything, and Bajie didn't lose weight after walking hundreds of miles. Besides, he is a vegetarian!

14. Now parents let their children participate in various interest classes from an early age. In order not to let their children lose at the starting line, as we all know, some people are born at the finish line.

15. I still remember the most embarrassing thing when I was a child, that is, kissing my parents while watching TV.

16. There are three kinds of people in school, one is top students and the other is suspension. As for the third kind of people, they want to be top students, but they can't. They want to stop studying.

17. When you are young, don't despair because you have no money, because you know, there are still many days without money.

18. I stretched out my hand and you refused to come with me, so I stretched out my foot and tripped you. You really chased me.

19. You just take away what you like about me. It's your skill to take it away. If you can't stand it, just watch.

20. When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me!

2 1. Losing weight is actually very simple. You should exercise hard every day, don't eat greasy food, and stick to it day after day and year after year. When you look in the mirror again, you will find that plastic surgery is more important to you than losing weight.

22. In geography class today, a girl didn't listen and put on makeup at the bottom. The teacher stepped forward and asked, can you describe your face with two place names? The girl couldn't think of anything, so she asked him what it was. The teacher replied: Dalian, Taiyuan.

23. My roommate coughed in the morning and gave him medicine as cough medicine by mistake. Come back at noon and ask my roommate if the medicine is useful. Roommate: Tema worked. Cough and pull your pants. I dare not cough now.

Whenever I want to be lazy, I tell myself that people who are better than me work harder than me, so what's the use of my efforts?

25. Those who can't even open the bottle cap are actually loading. If you don't believe me, ask her to open a courier.

26. In order not to let my wife suspect that I am having an affair, I changed the names of all female contacts on my mobile phone to male names. She checked my information, and now she not only knows that I'm having an affair, but also believes that I'm gay.

27. At the reunion for many years after graduation, everyone discussed the salary issue together. At first, we thought we all earned about the same, but in the end, we found that they all said monthly salary, only my annual salary!

28. Mathematics, you have become a mature course. You should learn to pass your own exams.

29. I can only do three things in my life at school, watching the results show, watching couples show their love, and watching local tyrants show off their wealth; What's even worse is: watching the achievements of local tyrants, watching top student show love, and watching couples show off their wealth.

30. I was walking on the road on a rainy day, and a big rush flew by me and splashed me with mud. Looking at the big rush in the distance, I secretly vowed in my heart that when I have money, I must buy a raincoat of my own.

3 1. When someone closes a door for you, there will always be a kind person who leaves an unlocked phone number on the wall for you.

32. When I was a child, I had a dream to marry two daughters-in-law, one for cooking and the other for washing clothes. When I grow up, I find myself thinking too much. Marrying a wife is a big problem. Even if you marry a daughter-in-law, who will do the laundry is still a problem.

Remember, no matter how estranged we are in the end, a red envelope will bring us back to the beginning.

34. It seems that your lung capacity is quite large. Otherwise, how can you blow it so big?

35. I am like a fly lying on the window. Birds and flowers are singing in front of me, but I always feel that there are invisible walls everywhere.

When we were young, the school taught us that life is a realization. When we grow up, society teaches us that life is realistic.

37. I always treat money like dirt. Anyone who wants money treats me like dirt.

38. When I paid my salary, my dad said that money was tight recently, so I asked your mother to fight the landlord, and then I agreed, and then my salary won this month.

39. Time tells me that the era of unreasonable troubles is over, and it's time to pretend!

40. What two people miss each other is called love. A person who thinks for himself is called a bitch.

4 1. Some seemingly quiet girls have no extra money behind them and even owe ants flowers.

As long as you are my friend from today, anyone who has no money will reply to me, and I can tell you how I live without money.

43. Lao Wang fell into the well. With the enthusiastic help of the villagers, Lao Wang finally adapted to life in the well.

44. The most attractive person is Master Kong, and thousands of people hit on him every day.

45. In today's society, people have to queue up to cut in line.

46. Good love makes you see the world through a man, while bad love makes you abandon the world for one person.