What do you mean by big data?

The phone rings at a Pizza Hut store, and the customer service agent picks up the phone.

Customer service: Pizza Hut. Hello, how may I help you?

Customer: Hi, I'd like a ?

Customer Service: Sir, please tell me your membership card number first.

Customer: 16846146***.

Customer service: Mr. Chen, hello! You are living in ** Road One, 12th Floor, Room 1205, your home phone is 2646 ****, your company phone is 4666 ****, your cell phone is 1391234 ****. May I ask which phone you would like to pay with?

Customer: Why do you know all my phone numbers?

Customer service: Mr. Chen, because we are online to the CRM system.

Customer: I want a seafood pizza?

Customer service: Mr. Chen, seafood pizza is not for you.

Customer: Why?

Customer service: According to your medical records, your blood pressure and cholesterol are high.

Customer: So what can you recommend?

Customer service: You can try our low-fat healthy pizza.

Customer: How do you know I'll like this?

Customer Service: You borrowed a copy of the Low-Fat Healthy Cookbook from the State Library last Monday.

Customer: OK. And how much do I have to pay for a Family Extra Large Pizza?

Customer service: $99. This is enough for your family of six. But your mother should eat less, she just had heart bypass surgery last month and is still recovering.

Customer: Can I use my credit card?

Customer service: Mr. Chen, I'm sorry. Please pay cash, because your credit card has been maxed out, you now owe the bank 4807 yuan, and does not include mortgage interest.

Customer: I'll go to a nearby ATM first.

Customer service: Mr. Chen, according to your record, you have exceeded today's withdrawal limit.

Customer: Forget it, you guys send the pizza directly to my house, I have cash at home. How long will it take for you to deliver?

Customer service: About 30 minutes. If you don't want to wait, you can ride your own bike.

Customer: Why?

Customer Service: According to the record of our CRM Global Positioning System's Automatic Vehicle Movement Tracking System. You are registered with a motorcycle with vehicle number SB-748, and you are currently riding this motorcycle on the right side of Hualian Shopping Center in the East Section of Jiefang Road.

Customer:fainted instantly ......

What do you mean by O2O?

O big money to 20,000 per month to support female college students B,

B girls actually monthly from the support fee out of 10,000 to support the age of male students C (B2C),

C men feel unbalanced, spend 5,000 per month to support up o little girl,

o little girl found himself at the bottom of this biological chain, very

Yesterday, I parked in front of Shangri-La and saw a parking space, when a Maybach was about to pull into the space. I went up and knocked on his glass, threw out a hundred dollars and said to him, "I've got my eye on this parking space, you go park somewhere else!" He thought I was underestimating him and threw a dozen hundred dollars in my face and told me to get lost. Later, I did the same thing? Mom, a night I actually made more than 20,000 yuan.

What do you mean by Red Sea?

I put my own money-making experience online, everyone is forwarding, all of a sudden there are a lot of people want to learn me, as the law. At this time, the streets are full of people holding a hundred dollars, they are looking for looking for parking spaces luxury cars.

What do you mean by Internet thinking?

Seeing so many people holding a hundred dollars in the street around, I know I have the opportunity to come: so I rent a luxury Maybach car to drive to the street, rushing to these holding a hundred dollars and so on the luxury car people drove over. At this time, who handed over a hundred dollars to me to let the parking space, I will directly accept his hundred dollars ....... Without further ado, another person with a hundred dollars in hand came over.

What do you mean by crowdfunding?

It's cold, I want to eat hot pot, and I'm too lazy to go out, what should I do? Beijing IT training suggests to invite 5 people first. Give the 1st call: "Buy some vegetables on the way to come, just missing vegetables." Then the 2nd: "Stop by and buy some lamb, just missing meat." Then #3: "Stop by and pick up some frozen tofu and some meatballs, that's all that's missing." And then #4: "We're missing the wine." And finally #5: "We're running low on hot pot base, bring some." Then, hang up the phone to boil a pot of water to sit and wait?