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Tell a joke about Ningbo and laugh after listening to it.

1. The recruitment of the company is crowded. I'm Peking University, I'm Jiaotong University, I'm Zhejiang University, and I'm Nantah ..... all of a sudden, a female voice shocked all directions: "I have a big wave!" " The boss struck the table: "It's you!" ..... After that, the boss took the woman to his office and drew the curtains: "Do you want Boda to take a look?" The woman took out her diploma-from Ningbo University.

2. User: Miss, I want to check the number in Jiande. Operator: OK, "You dial" (slowly); User: (anxious) Not Ningbo, I said Jiande. Operator: Yes, "You dial" (still slowly); User: (I can't bear it) What's the matter? I said it's not Ningbo, so how can I return to Ningbo?

3. It's sultry. The reporter interviewed a passerby: Excuse me, do you think it's hot in Ningbo or in Africa? Passerby: I'll tell you again that I'm not African. I got a tan in Ningbo!

4. I passed by Ningbo Passenger Transport Center last night. Those taxi drivers over there are particularly annoying. Always ask us to take a taxi. This time, a partner's unexpected behavior shocked us. She said, fight! Then I went over and hit the car and left.

5. One day, a foreign student came to Ningbo and lost his way. Ask an old Ningbo next to him, and the old Ningbo tells him: You just have to follow this road, young man, and you will get there head and neck. As a result, the young man walked to the small food market.