1. The recruitment of the company is crowded. I'm Peking University, I'm Jiaotong University, I'm Zhejiang University, and I'm Nantah ..... all of a sudden, a female voice shocked all directions: "I have a big wave!" " The boss struck the table: "It's you!" ..... After that, the boss took the woman to his office and drew the curtains: "Do you want Boda to take a look?" The woman took out her diploma-from Ningbo University.
2. User: Miss, I want to check the number in Jiande. Operator: OK, "You dial" (slowly); User: (anxious) Not Ningbo, I said Jiande. Operator: Yes, "You dial" (still slowly); User: (I can't bear it) What's the matter? I said it's not Ningbo, so how can I return to Ningbo?
3. It's sultry. The reporter interviewed a passerby: Excuse me, do you think it's hot in Ningbo or in Africa? Passerby: I'll tell you again that I'm not African. I got a tan in Ningbo!
4. I passed by Ningbo Passenger Transport Center last night. Those taxi drivers over there are particularly annoying. Always ask us to take a taxi. This time, a partner's unexpected behavior shocked us. She said, fight! Then I went over and hit the car and left.
5. One day, a foreign student came to Ningbo and lost his way. Ask an old Ningbo next to him, and the old Ningbo tells him: You just have to follow this road, young man, and you will get there head and neck. As a result, the young man walked to the small food market.