1. You must have been a carbonated drink in your last life! Why? Because I can bubble happily as soon as I see you! 2. I doubt that your essence is a book. Otherwise, why does it make me want to sleep more and more? 3. "Have you gained weight recently?" "No, why do you say that?" "Then why is it getting heavier and heavier in my heart?" 4. Do you know the name of the circle of friends that you praised? It's called doughnuts 5. "I don't think you are suitable for dating." "Why?" "Suitable for marriage." 6. Is it seafood or barbecue to eat barbecue first? Barbecue! Consider you first. 7. Could you help me wash my things later? Sure, what to wash? Like me. 8. Guess what my blood type is? What blood type? You are my ideal type! 9. Can you play the guitar? No! Then why can you touch my heartstrings! 11, will you shut up? I didn't say anything. Then why can't I stop thinking about your voice? Where are you now? At home! You are in my mind now! 12. I'm always dizzy recently. Do you know what the reason is? I don't know Because love makes people dizzy. Do you know how to say wall, eyes and knees in English? What do you say? Wall,eye,knee, I love you! 14. I have been a little bit recently! Busy with what? Busy liking you. I must have eaten too much salt. Why? Otherwise, how can I always miss you idle! 16. I don't want to sleep for a long night. Let's chat! My love for you is like a tractor going up a hill. Why? Vigorous! Come here. I want to talk to you one day! You are so perfect, but you have one shortcoming. What shortcomings? Shortcomings me! 21. Do you know what season I like? I don't know I like the season with you! 21. Are you home yet? No! Why haven't you got home yet? Because no place is home without you! 22. I always want to sneak a look at you when I am hungry. Why? Probably because it's delicious! 23. I just want to be a person after meeting you. What person? Your people! 24. Do you know what I like to eat? I like staring at you! 25. The way you eat is really cute. Have you practiced? 26. There is something on your face. What's there? Kind of beautiful. 27. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? What is the difference? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart! Please mind your mouth! Why? Because I will kiss it at any time! 29. If your ex-girlfriend and current girlfriend fall into the water at the same time, can I be your girlfriend? 31. Guess where my heart is? To the left. Wrong, on your side! Do you know why I always lose because I lose to your tenderness? 2. You are the wind, I am the sand, you are Hami, I am the melon, you are toothpaste, I am the brush, you don't love me, and I commit suicide. 3. My love for you is like a tractor going up the hill, and it is vigorous. 4. From now on, I can only call you "you" because you are in my heart. 5. Who are you and who are you? Being close to you is sweet. 7. Don't complain, hug me. 8. Recently, there are rumors that I like you. I want to clarify that this is true. 9. I am nine, you are three, and I am still 11 except you. This is the back of my hand, and this is my instep. You are my baby. 11. Write your name on the cigarette and breathe it into my lungs, so that I can be closest to my heart. 12. I was very yesterday. I pinch my fingers and count, you lack me in your life. 14. Where do you guess my heart is? Left? "No, it's on your side." 15. You know mine. What are my shortcomings? Disadvantages you 16, I doubt that your essence is a book, otherwise why do I want to sleep more and more when I look at you 17, do you know the difference between you and the moon? "Don't make it" The moon is in the sky and you are in my heart. 18. I think you are particularly like a game. "My world" 19. Do you know how steak tastes best? I feed you. 21. Karen Mok's Cloudy Days, Stefanie's Rainy Days and Jay Chou's Sunny Days are not as good as chatting with me. 21. Do you know what is in the eyes of a lover? Xi Shi? No, it's you ... 22. What time is it? Ten o'clock is not right, it is the starting point of my happiness. 23. My hand has been cut. You should also draw one, so we are a couple! 24. I'm as sure as a gun, except for a kiss. 25. I've liked you for more than two minutes, and I can't withdraw. 26. Guess what seat I have? Aquarius is wrong, I tailored it for you. 27. The circle of friends you praised is called Donuts 28, 1.2.3 Woodenhead. Don't move. Sorry, I moved, and my heart moved. 29. Do you know what I like to drink most recently? What? Care for you 31. Do you know where the coldest place in the world is? Where? Antarctica, the North Pole? No, it's a place without you. 31. Neither the earth nor the sun is the center of the universe. 32. You are the roundest moon. It takes a month to wait for the sunrise tomorrow morning and a day to wait for it, and my love for you will never stop. A particularly interesting earthy love story 3 1. Without Me Before You, I was happy with it. After meeting you, I took you as my security. Second, you, probably the old wine, the heavy rain in July, the tender words, my sweetheart, the sky and the moon. Third, a long life, just like the most comfortable, you don't have to be good, I like it, I'm not good, you don't dislike it. Life is so short and the world is so chaotic, I don't want to quarrel, I don't want to have a cold war, and I don't want to have a second regret with you. 5. Whether you are by my side or on the horizon, I feel that the whole world has become gentle and stable when I think of you in the corner of the world. 6. Actually, I don't have procrastination. As soon as I get the courier, I will open it. As soon as the alarm clock rings, I will press it. As soon as the snack is opened, I will eat it. I will laugh as soon as you appear. 7. I want to hold your hand and go to a place called forever, see the everlasting scenery and taste the dried up seas and rocks. Eight, after I met you, my unshakable ideals went to hell. It turns out that you just jumped out of all my expected beautiful accidents. Nine, when I waste my time, I feel that this is the case in the world. But after falling in love with you, I began to yearn for a long life. It is not worth living on earth, but you are. Ten, I want to share everything with you, the warm sun in the morning, the vast night sky, the beauty of the past and the rest of my life. Eleven, big barrels of popcorn to eat with you, super-large cups of juice to drink with you, no matter how long the road is, I will go with you. Twelve, I have seen the spring breeze ten miles, seen the summer solstice has not yet arrived, tried Qiu Guang, loved the warm sun in winter, and tasted the life, but I can't reach the sentence "I like you". Thirteen, I will exhaust my amorous feelings and make you restless every day without me. Fourteen, the vastness of the world is not as good as being confined to you, and there are no people like me. Everything except you has no gravity. I don't want anything new, I just want you. Fifteen, between the green mountains and green waters, I want to hold your hand and walk across this bridge. There are red leaves on the bridge, flowing people under the bridge, moss at the other end of the bridge and white hair at the other end of the bridge. Sixteen, I liked you casually before, but now I am mature and still like you after careful consideration. It will snow in spring, rain in summer, wind in autumn and sunny in winter. There will be many accidents all year round, but the most charming thing is meeting you. 18. I want to stay and live with you, share some hardships and enjoy some happiness occasionally. If you don't want to, I'll spend the most difficult days with you, no matter what. Nineteen, the person who really cares about you always has sugar in his pocket, not the truth. He knows that the rivers and lakes are sinister and just wants to take care of you. In this world, there is never the best, only the most suitable. Such as clouds and sky, breeze and grass, such as you in my eyes and me in your eyes. Twenty-one, your voice is the best, your body smells the best, your smile looks the best, and you have everything I like. You ask me how much I like you, but I know in my heart that I would rather quarrel with you than love others.