Gong Hanlin: (on. (Holding a paint bucket) Hey! Dear audience friends, Happy New Year! Gong: Ouch! I bought a new house in the Year of the Rooster and was busy decorating it. The decoration procedure is the same, every household hits the wall first! (walks to the door) Well, here comes my new house. Please drop in after the renovation. (Put down the paint bucket. Take a look, the door of the new house is beautiful! (Open the door) Oh, look at this door panel, look at this door lock, (hard) look at ... look at ... you ... (show the key) Oh, this security door is so good now that you can't even poke the key of your own house! (Shouting) Huang sledgehammer! Huang Hong: (top) Hey, I'm coming! The east wind blows and the drums beat, and the decoration cannot be separated from the yellow sledgehammer. Hit this and hit that. I can hit whoever I want. (Shouting) Big Brother! Gong: Alas. Huang: Who are you hitting? Gong: Knock! Huang: Spike ...? Brother, isn't it a pity that the good door was smashed? Gong: Oh, you have to change the door after decorating the house anyway. Huang: Why should we change doors? Gong: Think about it: I want you to decorate. Should I give you this key? Huang: Hmm. Gong: Why don't you bring this key with you every day? Huang: Then we must come! Gong: You can walk smoothly in a month or two. When the house is decorated, you can come again when there is no one in our house! Huang: What do you mean? Gong: Oh, why don't you understand? To put it bluntly, changing the door is not to prevent thieves, but mainly to prevent you from decorating. Huang: How can you talk like that? Huh? (brandishing a hammer, threatening) Is the decoration degrading? It won't be decorated either. Do I need a key to enter this door? Gong: (scared) You, you, you just ... Huang: (slamming the door) Do you still use the key? Aren't you coming in? Tell me about it. (Huang enters the door. Gong picked up the paint bucket and followed. ) Gong: (horrified) I'm sorry ... Huang: The key to not talking like this is! Gong: Oh, no, no,no. Tell you what: Take this off and I'll give it to you. Huang: Sorry, the last thing we need in rural areas is security doors. Gong: Why? Huang: Every family has a dog. I'm not bragging to you. My good dog is equal to your five security guards ... Gong: Huh? ! Huang: The baton in his hand. Gong: Alas, you startled me! (Huang and Gong enter the room. Gong puts down the paint bucket) Gong: Look at our new house quickly. Huang: It's quite spacious. Gong: Ouch! Not in the past. I used to live in a house with a square meter in Siping. Air leaks in winter and rain leaks in summer. Three people live in the same bed, and the children always squeeze into the middle. I want to make out with my wife at night, and the conditions are not allowed at all. (shyly) Hehehe! Huang: (laughs) Of course. If you read this article, you will know that you once lived in a very narrow place. Gong: (angrily) Hi! You mean my figure was cut off? Huang: It matters! Your family is like raising livestock in our countryside! Gong: Huh? Huang: The shed is not long, and the small circle is not fat. Now that the house is big, all the children are taller than their parents. Gong: Nonsense! Huang: What nonsense? Gong: Height has nothing to do with the height of the house. Huang: How can he be all right? Gong: Then let me ask you! Huang: You said. Gong: Is Yao Minggao? Huang: High. Gong: Does it have anything to do with their house? Huang: It says on the Internet that the house of basketball superstar Yao Ming has no roof; Pan Changjiang's house is like a water tank. Look what you did to the child. Gong: (laughs) Ha ha ha! You are so humorous! Huang: I think you are more interesting. Gong: What's wrong? Huang: You said you had to buy a bucket of paint yourself? Gong: Of course! Decoration is to carry forward the spirit of "four fears". Huang: "Four not afraid"? Gong: I am not afraid of trouble, hard work, rework and anger. In order to prevent the contractor from cheating you, I will take a taxi to buy a small screw, which is cheap! Huang: How much is a screw? Gong: (seriously) A dime.

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