2. Love comes and goes, only pork roll is eternal.
3, Odie, let's go get some ice cream, but you have to watch me eat it.
4. A big belly is not scary, what's scary is not having anything good in it.
5, "Oddie is freezing outside the window, it's so sad. I really can't bear to see him like this. No, can I just sit back and do nothing? I have to do something." Garfield pulled the curtains closed.
6. The characteristic of a failure is that he will fail again and again. If you want to see him fail, he won't let you down.
7. If you can't beat your enemies, then join them.
8. Sphere is also figure.
9, I made a wish on a star. I don't really believe in it, but it's free anyway and there's no proof that it doesn't work.
10, slept beautifully for 16 hours, and I'm a fan of short naps.
11, Garfield was waiting at the table for dinner to start, but Jon was busy trying to get out the door.
Garfield: Hey, haven't you forgotten anything important? .......?
Garfield: you know, in some states it's a felony to call o cat to make breakfast.
12. I'm not fat. At my weight I'm only slightly shorter.
13. If you want to look smart, surround yourself with stupid people.
14, I'm fat and I'm lazy - but I'm proud of it!
15、Work is so much fun! Especially watching others work.
16. I would love mornings if they came a little later.
17Everyone should love animals because they are delicious.
18, Love your neighbor with all your heart, but don't let her husband know.
19、Don't wait until tomorrow to make excuses when you can't deliver,today,you'll have to find a good one.
20, laziness has one thing especially inviting, that is, without learning.
21, oh? Eating rats? If the world already has spaghetti, what's the point of eating rats?
22. The trouble with chocolate is: you eat it, and it's gone.
23. Money is not everything, sometimes you need a credit card.
24, to save water, try to take a shower with your girlfriend.
25, God decides who your relatives are, and fortunately he gives you leeway in choosing your friends.
26, There are many other things in this world that are more important than money, like pasta.
27. Some people call this laziness, I call it deep thinking.
28, Jon: Garfield! I thought you said you were only going to eat until three in the afternoon? It's five o'clock now!
Garfield: Yeah, I did say I'd eat until 3pm, but I didn't say what day.
29. Jon:Garfield, guess what I brought you?
Garfield:Whatever it is, as long as it's edible.
30. Jon was in the shower and Garfield was sleeping.
Gaffey: People who sing while taking a shower should be dragged down the street and shot.
31, Garfield dieting tips:
(1). Don't plan on not eating enough for a second round, take enough food the first time
(2). Zero the scale to minus 5 kilograms
(3). Never eat diet candy
(4). Don't get a girlfriend whose family owns a restaurant or pastry store
(5). Eat more vegetables, so eat pumpkin pie, vegetable crackers, etc.
(6). Don't eat too much cold food (except ice cream)
(7). Save a little bit for each meal, don't eat it all-- like the cherry on top of an ice cream sundae
(8). Spend more time with people who are fatter than you.
32. Anything worth doing is worth doing again and again.
33. Can you speak Chinese in English? Otherwise don't say anything.
34、From now on, I will not be gluttonous, but just love to eat.
35、My weight is my own business.
36, Love is like a photograph, it takes a lot of darkroom time to develop.
37, There should be a better way to start a new day than waking up every morning in a thousand different ways.
38, Hard work doesn't lead to death! I'm not going to prove it to myself though.
39. Sooner or later, a happy bachelor will get married, and happiness is not permanent.
40, smart people are unmarried, married people are difficult to get smart again.
41, (Garfield opened his mouth as wide as possible and then used a ruler to measure the size) Jon, my birthday cake is going to be this big.
42, Jon: Garfield, I don't want to say you're fat, but you've got a crease in your chin that's almost as big as a dictionary.
43, Why do people like teddy bears, it's because of their personality, they won't eat your food, dance with the girl you're asking out, or steal your thunder.
44, Jon: Catch that mouse and kill it.
Garfield: I'm an educated cat, I'm not going to do anything that barbaric.
45, Why do people always want us to eat mice? The mouse could be the mother of a group of children, or it could be the teacher of a mouse classroom?
46, Jon: Garfield, I don't want to call you fat, but if you go on a diet, there's enough food for two developing countries.
47, There's nothing better than reading a newspaper while drinking steaming hot coffee. It would be better if I could read it.
48. Jon: Garfield, you spend too much time in the house. How can I get you interested in the outdoors?
Garfield: You can move him into the house, that will do it.
49. Jon: The trouble with you, Garfield, is that you think you're human yourself.
Garfield: You're right! I'll have to find a way to get over that inferiority complex before I can do that.
50. Jon: Garfield, wait, most spiders are harmless.
Garfield: You're right, especially the dead ones.
51, Jon, take me to the vet quickly! I have insomnia and every 12 or 13 hours I wake up .
1. Don't put aside for tomorrow what you can eat today.
2. Love comes and goes quickly, only pork roll is eternal.
3, Odie, let's go eat ice cream, but you have to watch me eat it.
4. A big belly is not scary, what's scary is not having anything good in it.
5. "Oddie is freezing outside the window, it's so sad. I really can't bear to see him like this.
No, can I just sit back and do nothing? I have to do something." Garfield pulled the curtains closed.
6. Failures are characterized by the fact that they will fail again and again.
If you want to see him fail, he won't let you down.
7. If you can't beat your enemies, then join them.
8. Balls are also figures.
9, I made a wish on a star. I don't really believe in it, but it's free anyway,
and there's no proof that it doesn't work.
10、Slept beautifully for 16 hours, and I do like to take short naps.
11, Garfield was waiting at the table for dinner to start, but Jon was busy trying to get out the door.
Gaffey: Hey, didn't you forget anything important?
.......?
Gaffey: You know, in some states it's a felony to call o cat for breakfast.
12, I'm not fat. At my weight I'm only slightly shorter.
13. If you want to look smart, surround yourself with stupid people.
14, I'm fat and I'm lazy - but I'm proud of it!
15、Work is so much fun! Especially watching others work.
16. I would love mornings if they came a little later.
17Everyone should love animals because they are delicious.
18, Love your neighbor with all your heart, but don't let her husband know.
19、Don't wait until tomorrow to make excuses when you can't deliver,today,you'll have to find a good one.
20, laziness has one thing especially inviting, that is, without learning.
21, oh? Eating rats? If the world already has spaghetti, what's the point of eating rats?
22. The trouble with chocolate is: you eat it, and it's gone.
23. Money is not everything, sometimes you need a credit card.
24, to save water, try to take a shower with your girlfriend.
25, God decides who your relatives are, and fortunately he gives you leeway in choosing your friends.
26, There are many other things in this world that are more important than money, like pasta.
27. Some people call this laziness, I call it deep thinking.
28, Jon: Garfield! I thought you said you were only going to eat until three in the afternoon? It's five o'clock now!
Gaffey: Yeah, I did say I'd eat until 3pm, but I didn't say what day.
29. Jon:Garfield, guess what I brought you?
Garfield:Whatever it is, as long as it's edible.
30、Jon was taking a bath and Garfield was sleeping.
Gaffey: People who sing while taking a shower should be dragged down the street and shot.
31, Garfield dieting tips:
1. do not plan to eat enough to come back for a second round, the first time you have to take enough food
2. the zero point of the scale to negative 5 kg 3. absolutely not eat diet sugar
4. do not make friends with the family opened a restaurant or pastry store girlfriend
5. weight loss should be eaten more vegetables, so that should be eaten more pumpkin pie
6. Don't eat a lot of cold food (except ice cream) 7. Save a little bit of each meal, don't eat it all --
let's say the cherry on top of an ice cream sundae) 8. Spend more time with people who are fatter than you.
32. Anything worth doing is worth doing again and again.
33. Can you speak Chinese in English? Otherwise don't say anything.
34、From now on, I will not be gluttonous, but just love to eat.
35、My weight is my own business.
36, Love is like a photograph, it takes a lot of darkroom time to develop.
37, There should be a better way to start a new day than waking up every morning in a thousand different ways.
38, Hard work doesn't lead to death! I'm not going to prove it to myself though.
39. Sooner or later, a happy bachelor will get married, and happiness is not permanent.
40, smart people are unmarried, married people are difficult to get smart again.
41, (Garfield opened his mouth as wide as possible and then used a ruler to measure the size) Jon, my birthday cake is going to be this big.
42, Jon: Garfield, I don't want to say you're fat, but you've got a crease in your chin that's almost as big as a dictionary.
43, Why do people like teddy bears, it's because of their personality, they won't eat your food,
won't dance with the girl you're asking out, won't steal your thunder.
44, Jon: Get that mouse and kill it.
Garfield: I'm an educated cat, I'm not going to do anything that barbaric.
45, Why do people always want us to eat mice? This mouse could be the mother of a group of children,
or it could be the teacher of a mouse classroom ......
46, Jon: Garfield, I don't want to say that you're fat, but if you go on a diet, there will be enough food for two developing countries.
47, There's nothing better than drinking steaming hot coffee while reading the newspaper.
It would be better if I could read it.
48, Jon: Garfield, you spend too much time in the house. How can I get you interested in the outdoors?
Gaffey: You can move him into the house, that will do it.
49, You can scratch my fur, insult my mother, punch my dog, and play with my rubber mouse,
but you're not allowed to eat my food or sleep in my bed!
50. Jon: Garfield, what bothers you is that you think you're human yourself.
Garfield: You're right! I'll have to find a way to get over that inferiority complex before I can do that.
51, Jon: Garfield, wait, most spiders are harmless.
Garfield: you're right, especially the dead ones